57+ puns about bike

  1. I was going to make a joke about a bicycle, but I didn’t want to risk it.
  2. People who ride bikes really know how to pedal themselves.
  3. My bike got a flat tire at the park, it was a real cycle-logical drama.
  4. I cycle frequently because it’s two-tire-ing to walk.
  5. I got my bike for half off; it was a two-for-one deal.
  6. Bikes in a pop band? That’s cycle-sync.
  7. Bikes never stand alone because they’re two-tyred.
  8. Bike thieves have a handle on crime.
  9. The bicyclist couldn’t stand properly because he was two tired.
  10. I wanted to start a professional cycling team, but couldn’t find the right gear.
  11. The best bike to ride to a bakery is a roll-fast.
  12. The fixed-gear bike couldn’t change its ways.
  13. Cycling uphill can be an uphill struggle, if you know what I mean.
  14. Got a new job as a bike mechanic but it’s just pedaling nuts and bolts.
  15. You can’t trust a bike, it can turn on you at any moment.
  16. I wrote a theatrical production about bikes. It’s a cycle-drama.
  17. I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage, but I didn’t have the bike-aggage.
  18. My bike and I have a great relationship, we wheel-y love each other.
  19. Bikes are the perfect example of going in circles and still moving forward.
  20. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two-tired.
  21. I’m really tired today. I rode my bike too much, now I’m two-tired.
  22. It’s hard to find a bicycle’s weak spot. It’s always trying to cover its tracks.
  23. What do you call a laughing bicycle? A bik-hilarious!
  24. My bicycle fell in love with a unicycle. They say it was love at first bike.
  25. I don’t need therapy, I just need to ride my bike. It’s my own cycle-analysis.
  26. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I cycle to it.
  27. My bike’s favorite movie is “Two Wheel of a Time”.
  28. I never buy a bike with one wheel. It just wouldn’t be how I roll.
  29. I’m a very circular person. I love to go for bike rides.
  30. Biking in the snow can be a slippery slope.
  31. Bike in the rain? I’d rather not, it seems like a downhill spiral.
  32. When my bike broke, I was dis-spoked.
  33. I asked my bike if it was sad, it said it was feeling a little down-tube.
  34. The one thing that a bicycle can’t stand is being alone. It’s too tired.
  35. My bike was looking sharp today, it just got a new chain-suit.
  36. I’d tell you a bicycle joke but it’s too wheely.
  37. I think my bike is haunted, it’s been doing a lot of cyclo-ghosting.
  38. Why can’t you trust a bike? Because it will always let you down with a flat.
  39. Bikes should always carry a map, they tend to lose their bearings.
  40. How does a bike propose? With a diamond ring-gear.
  41. My bike’s tires were so tired, they needed a rest-cycle.
  42. I think my bike is a transformer, it’s always shifting gears.
  43. I told my bike a joke, but it didn’t get it. It must be slow on the uptake.
  44. My bike must be a light sleeper, it wakes up at the slightest bump.
  45. Bike thieves don’t just steal, they also pedal stolen goods.
  46. The bike had to go to court. It couldn’t handle the law.
  47. I tried to draw a bike but it was too sketchy.
  48. When I bought my bike, I knew I was getting a good deal. It had no chain of ownership.
  49. What do you call a clumsy bike? A cycle-oops.
  50. When my bike was stolen, I was re-cycling through my emotions.
  51. I’d tell you a pun about my bike, but I don’t want to make you saddle.
  52. The bicycle had to quit its job, it just couldn’t handle-bar it anymore.
  53. When it comes to bike maintenance, I brake for no one.
  54. I love riding my bike, it’s the wheel deal.
  55. My bike is my therapist, it always helps me pedal through my problems.
  56. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate of soda.
  57. I started a band with my bikes, it’s called the Rolling Wheels.
  58. My bike is so cool, it has its own cycle-swag.
  59. My bike’s favorite meal is spaghetti and bike-balls.
  60. I hate riding uphill, it’s an uphill battle.
  61. My bike doesn’t mind bad weather, it’s a real rain-cycler.
  62. When my bike got stolen, it was a real cycle of events.
  63. I love my bike, it really gears me up.
  64. When my bike broke down, it was a real break-down.
  65. My bike is so vain, it has its own cycle of selfies.
  66. I tried to start a biking club, but it fell flat.
  67. I’m so broke, I can’t even pay attention to my bike.
  68. My bike is so old, it has a cycle of arthritis.
  69. I went on a date with my bike, it was a real cycle-mantic evening.
  70. My bike is really smart, it’s got a cycle of PhDs.
  71. I tried to play a song on my bike, but it was off-key.
  72. I bought a bike but had to return it, it was a cycle of bad decisions.
  73. My bike got tired of my jokes, it just couldn’t handle them.
  74. My bike is really stubborn, it won’t take a brake.
  75. I tried to play soccer with my bike, but it was a cycle of bad moves.
  76. My bike is a great listener, it’s always there when I need to vent.
  77. I told my bike to stop being so vain, but it just couldn’t handle the truth.
  78. My bike loves to dance, it’s a real spin-doctor.
  79. I love my bike, it’s cycle-ogically perfect for me.
  80. When my bike got stolen, it was a real cycle-pathic act.
  81. I gave my bike a pep talk, it’s ready to tackle the road.
  82. My bike’s favorite song is “Wheel in the Sky”.
  83. I tried to impress my bike, but it just rolled its eyes.
  84. My bike is a real trendsetter, it has its own cycle-style.
  85. My bike was feeling down, so I gave it a pep talk.
  86. My bike’s favorite drink is cycle-der.
  87. My bike loves to read, its favorite book is “A Tale of Two Tires”.
  88. I’m really attached to my bike, it’s like a second wheel to me.
  89. My bike is my best friend, it’s always there when I’m in a pinch.
  90. My bike loves to sing, it’s always in tune.
  91. I told my bike a joke, but it just rolled with it.
  92. My bike loves to play games, it’s always in the loop.
  93. My bike is really supportive, it’s always there to back me up.
  94. My bike loves to party, it’s always up for a spin.
  95. My bike is really positive, it’s always on a roll.
  96. My bike loves to workout, it’s always in the gym.
  97. My bike is really fashionable, it’s always in style.
  98. My bike loves to dance, it’s always on the move.
  99. My bike is really romantic, it’s always ready for a date.
  100. My bike is a real extrovert, it’s always out and about.
  101. My bike loves to cook, it’s always in the kitchen.
  102. My bike is really reliable, it’s always on time.
  103. My bike is really artistic, it’s always in the studio.
  104. My bike is really adventurous, it’s always on a journey.
  105. My bike loves to study, it’s always in the library.
  106. My bike is a real go-getter, it’s always in gear.
  107. My bike loves to travel, it’s always on a trip.
  108. My bike is really ambitious, it’s always on the rise.
  109. My bike is really diligent, it’s always on duty.
  110. My bike is really punctual, it’s always on the dot.
  111. My bike is really caring, it’s always on guard.
  112. My bike is really generous, it’s always on the giving end.
  113. My bike is really imaginative, it’s always in a dream.
  114. My bike is a real peacemaker, it’s always in harmony.
  115. My bike is really joyful, it’s always in a good mood.
  116. My bike loves to meditate, it’s always in peace.
  117. My bike is really wise, it’s always on the right path.
  118. My bike is really observant, it’s always on the lookout.
  119. My bike loves to write, it’s always on the page.
  120. My bike is really intuitive, it’s always on the right track.
  121. My bike is really noble, it’s always on its best behavior.
  122. My bike loves to explore, it’s always on an adventure.
  123. My bike is really courageous, it’s always in the front line.
  124. My bike is a real team player, it’s always in the game.
  125. My bike is really humble, it’s always in modesty.
  126. My bike is really patient, it’s always on hold.
  127. My bike is really organized, it’s always in order.
  128. My bike is really loving, it’s always in the heart.
  129. My bike is really trustworthy, it’s always on the level.
  130. My bike is a real leader, it’s always in command.
  131. My bike loves to discover, it’s always on the hunt.
  132. My bike is really optimistic, it’s always on the bright side.
  133. My bike is a real comedian, it’s always in jest.
  134. My bike is really passionate, it’s always in the zone.
  135. My bike is really hardworking, it’s always in action.
  136. My bike is really daring, it’s always in the lead.
  137. My bike loves to innovate, it’s always on the cutting edge.
  138. My bike is really energetic, it’s always on the go.
  139. My bike is really charismatic, it’s always in charm.
  140. My bike is really creative, it’s always in the craft.
  141. My bike is really committed, it’s always in dedication.
  142. My bike is really inspirational, it’s always on the rise.
  143. My bike is a real survivor, it’s always on the rebound.
  144. My bike is really loyal, it’s always on the side of truth.
  145. My bike loves to solve puzzles, it’s always on the quest.
  146. My bike is really friendly, it’s always in the company.
  147. My bike is really mysterious, it’s always on the enigma.
  148. My bike is really disciplined, it’s always on the line.
  149. My bike loves to help, it’s always on the assist.
  150. My bike is really grateful, it’s always in appreciation.

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