57+ poop jokes
- Why don’t poop jokes ever get old? They’re always ripe for the plopping!
- How does poo leave the body? It takes the “exit” door.
- What’s a baby’s favorite poop joke? “Pee-U, what stinks?”
- Why was the poop so cool? It was the “stool” of the school!
- What did the turd say to the fart? “You crack me up!”
- Why don’t toilets ever lock? They don’t want to deal with “poo-tential” intruders.
- Why did the poop go to the party? It was invited as a “party pooper.”
- What does a poop wear to look formal? A “bowel” tie.
- Why was the toilet paper always stuck? It couldn’t get past the crack.
- Why did the toilet go to the doctor? It had too many stools!
- What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
- What did the poop say to the fart? “You blow me away!”
- Why did the poop never lose at poker? It always had a “flush.”
- What do you call an elf who cleans toilets? Lord of the Rings!
- Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the “bottom.”
- What’s a bathroom’s favorite exercise? “Squats.”
- Why was the poop good at playing hide and seek? It was a real “stinker.”
- Why did the poop break up with the toilet? It was tired of being dumped.
- Why did the poop blush? It saw the toilet bowl.
- What’s a poop’s favorite song? “Brown Eyed Girl.”
- Why was the toilet paper upset? It was feeling wiped out.
- Why couldn’t the poop play cards? It was afraid of the flush.
- What do you call a group of bathroom jokes? A “commode-y club.”
- Why did the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
- What do you call a superhero who fights for cleanliness? Captain Underpants.
- Why did the poop never give up? It knew that “crap happens.”
- Why was the toilet paper great at baseball? It knew the “runs.”
- What’s a poop’s favorite fast food restaurant? “Burger King.”
- What did the poop say to the fart? “You’re a gas!”
- Why don’t poop jokes ever win at races? They always come in last place.
- Why did the toilet go to the therapist? It was tired of taking crap.
- What’s a poop’s favorite dance? The “plop and lock.”
- Why did the poop bring a map? It didn’t want to lose its “stool” sense of direction.
- What’s a poop’s favorite holiday? “Poo Year’s Day.”
- Why do toilets hate riddles? They always end up with “poozzling” answers.
- What did the poop say to its date? “You’re the ‘shit-z.'”
- Why was the poop so self-conscious? It couldn’t handle all the “crap” talk.
- Why did the toilet go to the gym? To work on its flush.
- What did the healthy poop say? “I’m in ‘peak’ condition.”
- Why was the toilet bowl the best at singing? It had a “crappy” voice.
- What’s a poop’s favorite candy? “Tootsie Rolls.”
- Why did the toilet paper become a detective? To get to the “bottom” of things.
- What’s a poop’s favorite game? “Hide and stink.”
- Why did the poop say to the fart? “You’re ‘air-larious.'”
- What’s a poop’s favorite movie? “The Big Lebowelski.”
- What did the poop say to the plunger? “You always bring me down.”
- Why did the poop take a nap? It was “poo-pooped.”
- Why couldn’t the toilet paper get promoted? It always gets stuck in a “crappy” job.
- What’s a poop’s favorite TV show? “The Big Bung Theory.”
- Why did the poop go to the bank? It wanted to start a “savings dump.”
- Why do toilets hate holidays? They can’t handle the “yule log.”
- Why do toilets like math? They’re great at solving “problems.”
- What’s a poop’s favorite superhero? “Poo-perman.”
- Why did the poop go to the museum? It was interested in “fecal” art.
- Why did the toilet paper get lost? It took the “wrong crack.”
- What’s a poop’s favorite type of music? “Poo-nk rock.”
- Why was the poop always late? It kept “stalling.”
- Why did the poop take a selfie? It was feeling “flushed” with excitement.
- What’s a poop’s favorite style of poetry? “Shi-terature.”
- Why did the poop get a ticket? It was a “speed dump.”
- What did the turd say to the flush? “You always make me ‘spin.'”
- What’s a poop’s favorite sport? “Dump-ling.”
- Why was the poop a good comedian? It was a “stand-up” guy.
- What do you call a poop that tells jokes? A “wisecrack.”
- Why did the poop go to school? To become a “poo-fessor.”
- Why did the poop get a job at the circus? It was a real “clown.”
- Why was the poop so good at the piano? It had a natural “key.”
- What’s a poop’s favorite type of cheese? “Gouda.”
- What did the poop say to the flush? “You’re so ‘draining.'”
- Why did the poop go to the library? It wanted to improve its “vocabuloo-ary.”
- What’s a poop’s favorite type of pie? “Poo-mpkin pie.”
- Why did the toilet paper roll across the table? It wanted to “wipe” the smile off its face.
- Why did the poop join the army? It wanted to be a “private.”
- Why was the poop afraid of the shower? It feared being “drained.”
- What’s a poop’s favorite fruit? “Prunes.”
- Why did the poop have a watch? It wanted to be on “toilet” time.
- What’s a poop’s favorite type of math? “Alge-bra.”
- Why did the poop go to the beach? It wanted to have a “blast.”
- What’s a poop’s favorite type of weather? “Cloudy with a chance of dumps.”
- Why was the poop a good photographer? It had an eye for the “scat.”
- What did the turd say to the toilet paper? “You’ve got a ‘roll’ to play.”
- Why did the poop go to the concert? It wanted to see the “band” play.
- What’s a poop’s favorite type of book? “Diarrheas.”
- Why did the poop go to the gym? It wanted to “work out” its problems.
- Why was the poop always smiling? It was “contented.”
- Why did the poop join the choir? It wanted to “sing” its heart out.
- What’s a poop’s favorite type of dog? A “shih tzu.”
- Why did the poop go to the bakery? It wanted a “loaf” of bread.
- Why was the poop always relaxed? It was “at ease.”
- Why did the poop get a trophy? It was the “best” at what it did.
- Why was the poop always bored? It had “nothing” to do.
- Why did the poop write a letter? It wanted to express its “feelings.”
- What’s a poop’s favorite type of bird? A “dove.”
- Why did the poop join a club? It wanted to “belong.”
- What’s a poop’s favorite type of cake? A “bundt” cake.
- Why did the poop go to the circus? It wanted to see the “clowns.”
- Why was the poop a good detective? It could “sniff out” the truth.
- What’s a poop’s favorite type of hat? A “bowler.”
- Why did the poop go to the zoo? It wanted to see the “animals.”
- Why was the poop a good athlete? It was always “on the run.”