57+ pms jokes

  1. Why did the menstrual cycle apply for a job? Because it wanted to make periodical appearances!
  2. What did one ovary say to the other? Let’s have a bloody good time!
  3. Why did the uterus get an award? Because it’s outstanding in its field: it shed a lining every month and still didn’t lose its cool!
  4. What do you call a PMSing computer? A menstrual processing unit.
  5. Why don’t PMS and GPS mix well? Because the mood swings make the road rage even worse!
  6. How does a period stop a sentence? By punctuating it with cramps!
  7. What’s a PMSing woman’s favorite exercise? Cycle syncing.
  8. Why did the PMS go to therapy? It had too many cycle-logical problems!
  9. Why can’t PMS ever be punctual? It likes to come on period time.
  10. Why did the PMS become an author? It loved drama and unexpected plot twists!
  11. What’s PMS’s favorite movie? “The Menstrual Man: End of Cycle.”
  12. What’s the most challenging part of PMS for a calendar? Scheduling the bloody days.
  13. What do you call a superhero on her period? Ironwoman.
  14. Why is PMS like a spelling bee? One wrong letter, and you’re in pain!
  15. Why don’t periods go to parties? Because they always bring cramps!
  16. How do periods beat the clock? They always make time for a break!
  17. Why did the PMS refuse to play cards? Because it couldn’t deal with any more cramps!
  18. What’s the PMS’s favorite TV show? The Big Bang Theory – because it can relate to the unpredictable explosions!
  19. How do periods handle stress? They simply let it flow!
  20. Why don’t periods like math? Because of the multiplication of pain!
  21. What do PMS and a drama queen have in common? Their flair for the dramatic!
  22. Why did the period refuse to run a marathon? It didn’t want to rush the flow!
  23. Why do periods make bad chefs? Because they always overseason!
  24. Why did the period break up with the comma? It wanted more space!
  25. How does PMS ruin a good book? By turning it into a tear-jerker!
  26. Why did the period join a band? It loved to jam!
  27. What did the PMS say to the alarm clock? It’s not time yet!
  28. Why is a period like a drill sergeant? It’s tough, it’s timely, and it’ll make you double over!
  29. Why did the period go to the concert? It wanted to go with the flow!
  30. What do periods and surprise parties have in common? You never know when they’re going to start!
  31. Why did the PMS become a detective? It loves spotting clues!
  32. Why is PMS like a thunderstorm? It’s loud, wet, and it sure knows how to ruin a picnic!
  33. Why don’t periods like jokes? Because they can’t take any puns!
  34. Why is a period a good motivator? It always pushes your buttons!
  35. Why don’t periods play soccer? Because they can’t handle the kicks!
  36. Why did the period go to the museum? It wanted to see the artworks from the “crampy” era!
  37. How does a period ruin a good song? By changing the tempo!
  38. Why do periods love playing hide and seek? Because they love to surprise!
  39. Why did the PMS cross the road? To get to the chocolate shop on the other side!
  40. Why did the period refuse to play chess? It didn’t want to lose any more pieces!
  41. Why did the period join the circus? It loved to juggle!
  42. Why did PMS become a weather forecaster? It’s good at predicting storms!
  43. Why is PMS like a roller coaster? It has its ups and downs, and it can make you feel sick!
  44. Why did the period go to the bakery? It had a craving for sweet rolls!
  45. Why did the period refuse to join the army? It didn’t want to march!
  46. How does a period keep its rhythm? With a good cycle!
  47. Why is PMS a bad musician? It never plays in tune!
  48. Why don’t periods like debates? They hate argumentative cycles!
  49. What do PMS and fireworks have in common? They both light up the night!
  50. Why do periods like shopping? They love to browse for pads and tampons!
  51. Why did the PMS start a band? It had the right beat!
  52. Why did the period refuse to join the ballet? It didn’t want to be on pointe!
  53. Why don’t periods like cooking shows? They can’t stand the heat!
  54. Why did the PMS go to the fair? It wanted to ride the rollercoaster!
  55. Why did the period become a poet? It loved the flow of words!
  56. What did the PMS say to the treadmill? You can’t outrun me!
  57. Why is a PMS like a campfire? It’s intense and can flare up at any moment!
  58. Why did the period go to the opera? It had high notes!
  59. Why did the PMS become a teacher? It loved grading on a curve!
  60. How does a period handle a tough situation? By soaking it up!
  61. Why did the period go to the spa? It needed to relax its flow!
  62. Why don’t periods like swimming? They’re afraid they might leak!
  63. Why did the PMS become a yoga instructor? It knew how to stretch patience!
  64. What’s PMS’s favorite dance? The Twist and Shout!
  65. Why did the period refuse to play baseball? It hated sliding into home base!
  66. Why don’t periods like magic tricks? They don’t appreciate the disappearing act!
  67. Why did the period go to the beach? It needed to tide over!
  68. Why did the PMS join a choir? It could hit all the high notes!
  69. What’s a period’s favorite sport? Cycling!
  70. Why did the PMS become a gardener? It loved blooming under pressure!
  71. What’s PMS’s favorite song? “Can’t Stop The Feeling!”
  72. Why did the period go to the casino? It wanted to play craps!
  73. Why is a period like a magician? It always pulls something out of its hat!
  74. Why did the PMS become a sailor? It loved going with the flow!
  75. How does a period ruin a road trip? By creating unexpected stops!
  76. Why is PMS like a lawyer? It always has a case!
  77. Why did the period go to the gym? It wanted to work out its kinks!
  78. Why is PMS like a rocket? It has a blast off!
  79. Why did the period go to the playground? It loved swings!
  80. Why don’t periods like gossip? They can’t keep secrets!
  81. Why is PMS like a chef? It stirs things up!
  82. Why did the period join a dance crew? It loved to break!
  83. How does a period create art? By spilling its heart out!
  84. Why did the PMS become an actress? It loved dramatic exits!
  85. Why did the period go to the casino? It wanted to take a gamble!
  86. Why is PMS like an exam? It tests your patience!
  87. What’s PMS’s favorite exercise? Crunches, because they relate to the cramps!
  88. Why did the period go to a comedy show? It needed a good laugh!
  89. Why did the PMS refuse to join a race? It didn’t want to be rushed!
  90. Why is a period like a comedian? It always has good timing!
  91. Why don’t periods like marathons? They hate the long run!
  92. Why did the PMS go to a boxing match? It loves a good punch!
  93. Why is PMS like a circus? It’s full of juggling acts!
  94. What’s a period’s favorite board game? Cluedo, because it loves leaving clues!
  95. Why did the period go to a rock concert? It loved heavy metal!
  96. How does a period ruin a surprise? By spotting it early!
  97. Why did the PMS become a DJ? It knew how to mix things up!
  98. Why did the period join a chess club? It loved checkmates!
  99. Why did the PMS refuse to play hide and seek? It hated being spotted!
  100. What’s a period’s favorite novel? “Gone with the Wind,” because it relates to the whirlwind of emotions!
  101. Why did the period go to a football match? It loved the tackles!
  102. Why did the PMS become a mechanic? It loved to fix leaks!
  103. Why did the period go to the opera? It loved dramatic intervals!
  104. Why did the PMS become a marathon runner? It loved long cycles!
  105. Why is a PMS like a detective? It loves to solve mysteries!
  106. Why don’t periods like secrets? They spill them!
  107. Why did the period go to the ballet? It loved the pirouettes!
  108. Why did the PMS join a swimming team? It loved making waves!
  109. What’s a period’s favorite fruit? Watermelon, because it’s juicy!
  110. Why did the PMS become a mountain climber? It loved peaks and valleys!
  111. Why is a period like a thief? It comes unannounced!
  112. Why don’t periods like golf? They hate the swing!
  113. What did the PMS say to the crossword puzzle? You’re not complex enough for me!
  114. Why did the period go to a jazz concert? It loved the improvisation!
  115. Why did the PMS refuse to play poker? It didn’t like to bluff!
  116. What’s a period’s favorite type of music? Blues, because it understands the mood!
  117. Why did the period go to a magic show? It loved the disappearing acts!
  118. Why did the PMS refuse to play basketball? It hated bouncing!
  119. Why is a period like a conductor? It directs the flow!
  120. Why did the period go to a stand-up comedy show? It needed to lighten up!
  121. Why did the PMS become a sculptor? It loved shaping things!
  122. What’s a period’s favorite drink? Bloody Mary!
  123. Why did the period go to a sushi restaurant? It loved the rolls!
  124. Why did the PMS become a skydiver? It loved the adrenaline rush!
  125. Why is a period like a detective? It knows when something’s up!
  126. Why don’t periods like high jumps? They hate the leap!
  127. Why did the PMS become a philosopher? It loved deep thinking!
  128. Why did the period go to a rock climbing gym? It loved the ascents and descents!
  129. What’s a period’s favorite dessert? Red velvet cake!
  130. Why did the PMS refuse to play tennis? It hated the back and forth!
  131. Why did the period go to a boxing class? It needed to punch out stress!
  132. Why did the PMS join a soccer team? It loved to kick things!
  133. Why is a period like a spy? It’s always undercover!
  134. Why did the period refuse to join the choir? It didn’t like harmonizing!
  135. Why did the PMS become a painter? It loved color transitions!
  136. Why is a period like a volcano? It has an unpredictable eruption!
  137. Why did the period go to a disco? It loved the spin!
  138. Why did the PMS become a bartender? It loved mixing things!
  139. What’s a period’s favorite vegetable? Beetroot, because it’s so red!
  140. Why did the period go to a horror movie? It loved the suspense!
  141. Why did the PMS become a runner? It loved the pace!
  142. Why is a period like a wave? It has highs and lows!
  143. Why did the period go to a cooking class? It loved the stir!
  144. Why did the PMS become an ice-skater? It loved the twists and turns!
  145. What’s a period’s favorite flower? The Red Rose!
  146. Why did the period go to a salsa class? It loved the rhythm!
  147. Why did the PMS become a race car driver? It loved the rush!
  148. Why is a period like a sunrise? It marks the start of a new cycle!
  149. Why did the period go to a tea ceremony? It loved the steeping process!
  150. Why did the PMS become a meteorologist? It loved predicting storms!

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