57+ plate puns

  1. Is this a pasta dish? Because it’s pasta-liciously good.
  2. Don’t dessert me, I’m not done with these puns!
  3. Sushi puns are so-soy awesome.
  4. I’m feeling grate today, hope it doesn’t cheese you off.
  5. These dishes are souper!
  6. I hope you’re not fed up with these puns yet.
  7. I tried cooking with wine, but I ended up sauced.
  8. I was going to tell a potato joke, but it seemed too a-peel-ing.
  9. If I don’t stop, you’re going to give me the chop(stick).
  10. Oh crepe, I can’t think of another pun.
  11. I hope this isn’t leaving a sourdough taste in your mouth.
  12. I couldn’t ketchup with the puns, so I had to mustard up some courage.
  13. Have you bean enjoying these puns?
  14. Hope these puns aren’t driving you nuts.
  15. You’ve got to be yolking, more puns?
  16. These puns are sizzling hot!
  17. Life is brew-tiful when there’s food puns involved.
  18. I think I’ve bitten off more than I can chew.
  19. No need to egg me on, I’ve got more puns.
  20. There’s not mushroom for error in making these puns.
  21. I’m on a roll now, butter believe it!
  22. The steaks have never been higher.
  23. I’m not milking this, I swear.
  24. These puns are in mint condition.
  25. I was going to tell a leek joke, but it would have brought tears to your eyes.
  26. Don’t go bacon my heart, laugh at the pun!
  27. Don’t worry, these puns are a piece of cake.
  28. I hope these puns aren’t too corny.
  29. I’m just winging it now, poultry in motion.
  30. If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen puns.
  31. Just lettuce have our fun.
  32. No knead to be upset, I’m just loafing around with these puns.
  33. This is no small potatoes, I’m on pun number 33.
  34. I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
  35. Romaine calm, these puns are fresh!
  36. I have a rare medium well done pun.
  37. These puns are so gouda, you might not want to provolone.
  38. It’s about thyme we got to the root of these puns.
  39. I’m just cooking up a storm here.
  40. I’d make a butter pun, but I wouldn’t want to spread it too thin.
  41. I’m trying to curry favor with these puns.
  42. I’ve bean thinking about these puns all day.
  43. I’m trying to rice to the occasion.
  44. Don’t worry, I’ll wok this out.
  45. I’m not trying to grill you, I just have a lot of puns.
  46. Hope you’re not too chicken to handle these puns.
  47. These puns are plum funny.
  48. I’m just trying to relish in the moment.
  49. I hope these puns aren’t leaving you fried.
  50. I’m just trying to meat your expectations.
  51. These puns are just peachy.
  52. Don’t worry, I won’t sugarcoat these puns.
  53. I hope these puns are to your taste.
  54. I’m not roasting you, I’m just toasting to the puns.
  55. I’m not trying to stir up trouble, but these puns are simmering.
  56. Don’t worry, I can dish it out.
  57. I hope these puns are brewing a smile on your face.
  58. I’m just trying to pepper in some puns.
  59. I can’t seem to squash these puns.
  60. These puns are so chili, they’re cool.
  61. I’m not trying to be shellfish with these puns.
  62. I hope you’re not boiling over with frustration.
  63. I’m trying not to go against the grain with these puns.
  64. These puns aren’t half-baked, I promise.
  65. I hope these puns aren’t leaving a bitter taste in your mouth.
  66. I’m just trying to make sure these puns are ripe for the picking.
  67. Don’t worry, I’m not trying to cream you with these puns.
  68. I can’t seem to put a lid on these puns.
  69. I hope these puns aren’t too cheesy for your liking.
  70. Don’t worry, these puns are sweet as pie.
  71. These puns aren’t overcooked, they’re just right.
  72. I hope these puns are not too egg-stravagant for your taste.
  73. I’m trying not to strain my brain with these puns.
  74. I’m not trying to stir-fry your patience.
  75. I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because these puns are dairy funny.
  76. I’m not going to waffle around, these puns are pancake-tastic.
  77. I hope you’re not in a pickle with these puns.
  78. I’m just trying to whisk up some laughter.
  79. Don’t worry, I’m not trying to steamroll you with these puns.
  80. I’m not trying to be a pain in the bundt with these puns.
  81. These puns aren’t fudged, they’re the real deal.
  82. I’m not trying to be a hotdog, I just have a lot of puns.
  83. These puns are not seedy, they’re just fresh-baked.
  84. These puns are not flaky, they’re crust perfect.
  85. I’m not trying to be a ham, I just think these puns are egg-cellent.
  86. These puns are not fishy, they’re just a little salty.
  87. I’m not trying to give you a melon-choly feeling.
  88. Don’t worry, these puns aren’t half-pint, they’re full measure.
  89. I’m not trying to give you a sour grapes feeling.
  90. I hope these puns aren’t a bitter pill to swallow.
  91. I’m not trying to put you in a jam with these puns.
  92. These puns are not stale, they’re crisp as a cracker.
  93. I hope these puns are not too hard to digest.
  94. I’m not trying to be a bad apple, I just have a lot of puns.
  95. These puns are not too tart, they’re just right.
  96. I’m not trying to put you in a stew with these puns.
  97. Don’t worry, these puns aren’t a hard nut to crack.
  98. These puns aren’t overripe, they’re just mellow.
  99. I hope these puns aren’t a hard roll to swallow.
  100. I’m not trying to turn you into a vegetable with these puns.

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