57+ pillow puns

  1. Let’s not make this a “fluff” issue.
  2. Did you hear about the pillow that was feeling down? It had a soft spot.
  3. That pillow is such a sham.
  4. Pillows can’t speak, they only mumble.
  5. I could tell you more pillow puns, but I don’t want to “bore-lo” you.
  6. Did you hear about the pillow at the party? It had a few too many feathers.
  7. I bought a new pillow and it was love at first “site” (cushion).
  8. This pillow is so good, it’s like a “blessing in disguise.”
  9. I tried counting sheep, but I was just “fooling around”.
  10. Even the pillow couldn’t cushion the blow of that pun.
  11. It was a bit of a “soft” joke, but it still made me smile.
  12. “Feather” or not you find these puns funny is up to you.
  13. What’s a pillow’s favorite band? The Beatles, because of their song “Let It Be-d”.
  14. The pillow couldn’t find its case. It was having an “identity crisis”.
  15. What’s a pillow’s favorite movie? The “Softshank Redemption”.
  16. I don’t “quilt” telling these puns easily.
  17. My pillow jokes are getting a bit “cushy”, aren’t they?
  18. I had a dream I was a pillow. I woke up feeling “stuffed”.
  19. A pillow’s favorite game? “Hide and sleep”.
  20. Pillows don’t get mad, they just get “stuff”ed.
  21. I promise, these puns are all “down” to earth.
  22. That pillow is such a “sleeper” hit.
  23. I’m not “cushion” the blow of these puns.
  24. What’s a pillow’s favorite time of day? “Feather o’clock”.
  25. Pillows go to school to learn “stuff”.
  26. Don’t “slumber” over these pillow puns.
  27. The pillow fell in love and is now “head over heels”.
  28. How does a pillow cut its hair? “Cushion and snip”.
  29. Can’t sleep? Try counting “sheepsakes”.
  30. Do pillows play baseball? Only when they get to “pillow” the bases.
  31. Why do pillows never lose at tennis? They always serve with a “soft” hand.
  32. These pillow puns really “cover” all bases.
  33. Pillows go to the gym to work on their “soft” bodies.
  34. Pillows love astronomy, they always find the “Big Dripper”.
  35. Do pillows like math? Only “sum” of the time.
  36. Why was the pillow so cool? It was a “chill-ow”.
  37. Pillows love their coffee with “cream and fluff”.
  38. What’s a pillow’s favorite food? “Pasta-cushy”.
  39. Why was the pillow so brave? It was “feather-hearted”.
  40. A pillow’s favorite song? “Feather You Are” by Nirvana.
  41. Pillows don’t write letters, they send “bed” notes.
  42. What do you call a stylish pillow? “Fashionably late”.
  43. Pillows love the beach, they always bring their “sand-wich”.
  44. What’s a pillow’s favorite flower? A “daffo-pillow”.
  45. Do pillows like music? They love to “bop” to the beat.
  46. Pillow’s favorite book? “To Sleep, Perchance to Dream”.
  47. Pillows love romantic movies because they’re all about the “cush”.
  48. What’s a pillow’s favorite holiday? “Fluff-entine’s Day”.
  49. Why was the pillow so good at golf? It always had a soft “swing”.
  50. How do pillows stay in shape? They do “feather-lifts”.
  51. What’s a pillow’s favorite dance? The “mattress-trot”.
  52. What do pillows say after a fight? “Let’s put this behind us”.
  53. Pillows hate secrets, they can’t keep them “under cover”.
  54. Pillows don’t like hot weather, it makes them feel “stuff”y.
  55. What’s a pillow’s favorite weather? “Light and fluffy”.
  56. Pillows never go out without their “feather boas”.
  57. Pillows love ice cream, especially “vanilla soft serve”.
  58. Why was the pillow so good at poker? It had a great “poker face”.
  59. Pillows don’t like fast food, it’s too “hard” for them.
  60. How do pillows say goodbye? “Sleep tight”.
  61. Pillows don’t gossip, they “whisper” instead.
  62. Pillows love magic, especially “abracushabra”.
  63. What’s a pillow’s favorite exercise? “Feather lifting”.
  64. What’s a pillow’s favorite sport? “Basket-bed”.
  65. Pillows love painting, especially “softscape” art.
  66. Pillows love thrillers, they’re always on the “edge” of their seat.
  67. Pillows don’t like horror movies, they’re too “scarf”ing.
  68. Pillows love comedies, they’re all about the “fluff and feathers”.
  69. What’s a pillow’s favorite play? “A Midsummer Night’s Dream”.
  70. Pillows hate drama, it’s too “hard” hitting.
  71. What do pillows use to write? A “feather” pen.
  72. Pillows love nature, they’re all about the “outbed”.
  73. Pillows don’t like bugs, they “cringe” at the sight.
  74. Pillows love science, especially “featherology”.
  75. Pillows love to travel, they’re always on the “fly”.
  76. What’s a pillow’s favorite animal? The “soft” shell turtle.
  77. Pillows love adventures, they’re all about the “pillowquest”.
  78. Pillows love holidays, they’re all about the “rest and relaxation”.
  79. Pillows don’t like politics, it’s too “hard” hitting.
  80. Pillows love history, especially the “age of comfort”.
  81. Pillows love mysteries, they’re always “under cover”.
  82. Pillows love sci-fi, they’re all about the “feather realm”.
  83. Pillows love fantasy, they’re all about the “dream realm”.
  84. Pillows love crime novels, they’re all about the “soft” evidence.
  85. Pillows love westerns, they’re all about the “wild west”.
  86. Pillows love war stories, they’re all about the “trench comfort”.
  87. Pillows love action movies, they’re all about the “soft” action.
  88. Pillows love romance, they’re all about the “cushy” love.
  89. Pillows love classics, they’re all about the “golden age”.
  90. Pillows love poetry, they’re all about the “soft” rhymes.
  91. Pillows love biographies, they’re all about the “life stories”.
  92. Pillows love cookbooks, they’re all about the “comfort food”.
  93. Pillows love graphic novels, they’re all about the “soft” images.
  94. Pillows love children’s books, they’re all about the “fairy tales”.
  95. Pillows love self-help books, they’re all about the “inner comfort”.
  96. Pillows love business books, they’re all about the “soft” skills.
  97. Pillows love religious books, they’re all about the “divine comfort”.
  98. Pillows love humor books, they’re all about the “soft” humor.
  99. Pillows love art books, they’re all about the “soft” strokes.
  100. Pillows love photography books, they’re all about the “soft” focus.
  101. Pillows love music books, they’re all about the “soft” notes.
  102. Pillows love science books, they’re all about the “soft” facts.
  103. Pillows love sports books, they’re all about the “soft” game.
  104. Pillows love travel books, they’re all about the “comfort zone”.
  105. Pillows love home decor books, they’re all about the “soft” decor.
  106. Pillows love fashion books, they’re all about the “soft” styles.
  107. Pillows love health books, they’re all about the “soft” diet.
  108. Pillows love philosophy books, they’re all about the “soft” thoughts.
  109. Pillows love reference books, they’re all about the “soft” facts.
  110. Pillows love academic books, they’re all about the “soft” knowledge.
  111. Pillows love language books, they’re all about the “soft” words.
  112. Pillows love law books, they’re all about the “soft” law.
  113. Pillows love horror books, they’re all about the “night” mares.
  114. Pillows love gardening books, they’re all about the “soft” flowers.
  115. Pillows love film books, they’re all about the “soft” scenes.
  116. Pillows love architecture books, they’re all about the “soft” structures.
  117. Pillows love anthropology books, they’re all about the “soft” culture.
  118. Pillows love astronomy books, they’re all about the “soft” stars.
  119. Pillows love biology books, they’re all about the “soft” cells.
  120. Pillows love chemistry books, they’re all about the “soft” reactions.
  121. Pillows love computer science books, they’re all about the “soft” ware.
  122. Pillows love earth science books, they’re all about the “soft” earth.
  123. Pillows love environmental science books, they’re all about the “soft” environment.
  124. Pillows love geography books, they’re all about the “soft” landscapes.
  125. Pillows love geology books, they’re all about the “soft” rocks.
  126. Pillows love history books, they’re all about the “soft” events.
  127. Pillows love math books, they’re all about the “soft” numbers.
  128. Pillows love physics books, they’re all about the “soft” forces.
  129. Pillows love psychology books, they’re all about the “soft” minds.
  130. Pillows love sociology books, they’re all about the “soft” societies.
  131. Pillows love veterinary medicine books, they’re all about the “soft” animals.
  132. Pillows love zoology books, they’re all about the “soft” creatures.
  133. Pillows love agriculture books, they’re all about the “soft” crops.
  134. Pillows love botany books, they’re all about the “soft” plants.
  135. Pillows love culinary arts books, they’re all about the “soft” recipes.
  136. Pillows love dance books, they’re all about the “soft” movements.
  137. Pillows love drawing books, they’re all about the “soft” lines.
  138. Pillows love film studies books, they’re all about the “soft” shots.
  139. Pillows love fine arts books, they’re all about the “soft” art.
  140. Pillows love graphic design books, they’re all about the “soft” designs.
  141. Pillows love interior design books, they’re all about the “soft” interiors.
  142. Pillows love journalism books, they’re all about the “soft” news.
  143. Pillows love literature books, they’re all about the “soft” stories.
  144. Pillows love music theory books, they’re all about the “soft” melodies.
  145. Pillows love performing arts books, they’re all about the “soft” performances.
  146. Pillows love philosophy books, they’re all about the “soft” wisdom.
  147. Pillows love photography books, they’re all about the “soft” shots.
  148. Pillows love sculpture books, they’re all about the “soft” sculptures.
  149. Pillows love theatre books, they’re all about the “soft” drama.
  150. Pillows love writing books, they’re all about the “soft” words.

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