135 olive garden jokes

  1. Why don’t secrets work at Olive Garden? Because everyone there spills the beans.
  2. Why did the tomato turn red at Olive Garden? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  3. What’s the Olive Garden chef’s favorite sport? Bowling. Because he loves the rolls.
  4. How does Olive Garden cut its spaghetti? With “pasta” scissors!
  5. Why don’t they serve fast food at Olive Garden? Because you can’t rush “pasta” perfection!
  6. What’s the Olive Garden chef’s favorite book? War and “Pizzas”.
  7. Why was the breadstick at Olive Garden feeling left out? Because it couldn’t fit in the bread “basket”.
  8. Why did the meatball go to Olive Garden’s party? It heard there was going to be “spaghetti” together.
  9. Why did the Basil leave Olive Garden? It wanted to live life on the “herb”.
  10. Why did the lettuce pray in Olive Garden? Because it wanted to be a holy “Caesar”!
  11. Why is Olive Garden bad at hide and seek? Because good meals are always found!
  12. Why did the pasta sauce date the linguini at Olive Garden? They were “pasta-tively” in love.
  13. What do you call an Olive Garden employee who loves to dance? A “salsa” server.
  14. Why don’t they play poker at Olive Garden? Because the lasagna can’t “pasta” poker face!
  15. What do you call an Olive Garden chef with a sunburn? A “roasted” garlic!
  16. Why did the Olive Garden chef go to jail? For “impasta-nating” a police officer.
  17. Why did the antipasto get a ticket at Olive Garden? It couldn’t “pasta” speed limit!
  18. Why was the garlic sad at Olive Garden? It was feeling a little “roasted”.
  19. How does Olive Garden fix a leaky faucet? With a “pasta” wrench!
  20. What did the spaghetti say to the meatball at Olive Garden? Let’s not “sauce” a scene.
  21. What is Olive Garden’s favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Lamb Chops.
  22. What did the breadstick do after it lost a race at Olive Garden? It “roll”ed with it.
  23. Why was the fettuccine afraid at Olive Garden? It heard there was a “pasta” monster!
  24. How does Olive Garden make their signature dish so smooth? They use “pasta” polish!
  25. What did the lasagna say to the spaghetti at Olive Garden? “I’ve got layers, you’re so “plane”!”
  26. Why do Olive Garden chefs never play chess? Because they’re afraid of the “check” mate!
  27. Why was the ravioli a good detective at Olive Garden? It was great at “filling” in the blanks.
  28. Why did the Olive Garden chef bring a ladder? He wanted to reach the “upper crust”.
  29. What do you call a fruit that works at Olive Garden? A “waiter-melon”.
  30. Why did the Olive Garden chef go to the opera? Because he loved the high “c’s”ar salad!
  31. What do you call a dangerous neighborhood in Olive Garden? The “spaghetto”.
  32. Why did the spaghetti break up with the meatball at Olive Garden? It was fed up of the “sauce-pect”!
  33. What did the oregano say to the basil in Olive Garden? “I’m ‘herb’ to stay!”
  34. How does Olive Garden say goodbye? “Pasta la vista, baby!”
  35. Why did the Olive Garden waiter bring a flashlight? To “light pasta” way!
  36. Why don’t breadsticks work at Olive Garden? They always roll away!
  37. How do you know if you’re in love with Olive Garden? If it’s “pasta” point of no return!
  38. What did the macaroni say to the tomato sauce at Olive Garden? “I’m feeling saucy tonight!”
  39. What’s a ghost’s favorite dish at Olive Garden? Spook-ghetti!
  40. Why did the linguini go to the doctor at Olive Garden? It lost its “filling”.
  41. How does Olive Garden keep its secrets? It “pasta” password!
  42. Why was the chicken parmesan popular at Olive Garden? Because it was the “belle of the ball”!
  43. How does Olive Garden cheer up its customers? With a bowl of “laugh-agna”.
  44. Why don’t they serve English tea at Olive Garden? Because it’s all about the Italian “brew”-chetta!
  45. What’s a snowman’s favorite dish at Olive Garden? “Chill-i”.
  46. Why did the lasagna sheet go to therapy at Olive Garden? It had too many “layers” of problems!
  47. What did the meatball say to the spaghetti at Olive Garden? “You complete me!”
  48. Why was the penne a good journalist at Olive Garden? It was always getting the “scoop”!
  49. What’s Olive Garden’s policy on jokes? If it’s not “pasta” funny, it won’t make the “cut”!
  50. How does Olive Garden keep its bathrooms clean? With a “plunger-otti”!
  51. Why did the ravioli apply for a job at Olive Garden? It was tired of being “stuffed” at home!
  52. What do you call an explosion at Olive Garden? A “spaghettin” disaster!
  53. What do you call a noodle in a disguise at Olive Garden? An “impasta”.
  54. Why was the tomato sauce in high demand at Olive Garden? It was “ketchup-ing” to everyone’s expectations!
  55. How do you know your meal at Olive Garden is fresh? It’s still “basil-ly” kicking!
  56. What do Olive Garden chefs call a tall pile of spaghetti? A “mountain pasta”.
  57. Why was the spaghetti tired at Olive Garden? It was all “pasta” out!
  58. How does Olive Garden make their employees smile? They crack “fettuccine” jokes!
  59. Why did the tortellini refuse to play hide and seek at Olive Garden? Because good pasta is hard to find!
  60. Why don’t Olive Garden chefs like secrets? Because they can’t keep the “sauce” under wraps!
  61. Why did the vegetable soup break up with the salad at Olive Garden? It said, “I’m “broth” of us!”
  62. Why was the spaghetti at Olive Garden so well-behaved? It used its “noodle”!
  63. What’s a cat’s favorite meal at Olive Garden? “Pasta-tuna”!
  64. Why did the parmesan go to Olive Garden? To have a “grate” time!
  65. How does Olive Garden say goodbye to its breadsticks? “Dough” well and farewell!
  66. Why was the breadstick the best comedian at Olive Garden? It always had the best “rolls”!
  67. Why was the cannoli a good listener at Olive Garden? It was always “filled” with advice!
  68. Why did the Olive Garden waiter bring a compass? To find the right “pasta”!
  69. What’s the Olive Garden chef’s favorite song? “Rolling in the Deep-dish”.
  70. Why was the tomato soup the best artist at Olive Garden? It always drew the most “stew-pendous” pictures!
  71. What’s the best time to go to Olive Garden? “Pasta” clock!
  72. Why did the Olive Garden chef go to the music concert? To see the “bakestreet” boys!
  73. Why was the rigatoni a good businessman at Olive Garden? It always “penne”-trated the market!
  74. Why was the Olive Garden chef so good at math? He knew the “pi-zza” formula!
  75. What’s the Olive Garden chef’s favorite unit of measurement? The “liter-olli”.
  76. Why was the garlic a great musician at Olive Garden? It had the best “organ”-o!
  77. What do you call a spicy dish at Olive Garden? A “pepp-eroni”!
  78. Why did the meatball go to Olive Garden’s concert? It heard there was going to be a lot of “bass-il”!
  79. Why was the gnocchi a good boxer at Olive Garden? It always packed a “punch”!
  80. What did the breadstick say to the baguette at Olive Garden? “You’re my “butter” half!”
  81. How does Olive Garden handle food emergencies? With a “pasta” aid kit!
  82. Why did the risotto make a good detective at Olive Garden? It always found the “grain” of truth!
  83. What do you call a sick Italian dish at Olive Garden? A “fever-oni”!
  84. Why was the pizza slice the best athlete at Olive Garden? It always had the best “slice” shot!
  85. Why did the pasta go to Olive Garden’s school? To learn “sauce”-ery!
  86. How does Olive Garden send secret messages? Through “code-zarella”!
  87. Why did the spaghetti go to Olive Garden’s disco? To do the “pasta-doble”!
  88. What do you call a mysterious Italian dish at Olive Garden? An “enigma-tti”!
  89. What do you call a frozen Italian dish at Olive Garden? A “popsi-cotti”!
  90. Why was the Olive Garden chef a good photographer? He knew how to “pasta” picture!
  91. What’s the favorite dance of Olive Garden’s dishes? The “past-a”!
  92. Why did the spaghetti win an award at Olive Garden? It had an “outstanding” performance!
  93. Why was the ravioli a good soccer player at Olive Garden? It always made a “goal”!
  94. Why was the Olive Garden waiter a good comedian? He knew how to “serve” jokes!
  95. What do you call a singing pasta at Olive Garden? “Opera-tti”!
  96. Why did the meatball become a detective at Olive Garden? It wanted to solve “gravy” crimes!
  97. Why did the tomato soup go to Olive Garden’s party? It heard the music was going to be “soup-erb”!
  98. Why did the spaghetti go to Olive Garden’s beach? To have some “sun-dried” fun!
  99. Why did the Olive Garden chef go to space? He wanted to cook “extraterrestri-al” food!
  100. What’s a pasta’s favorite place to visit in Olive Garden? The “Saucecanyon”!
  101. Why did the breadstick go to Olive Garden’s university? To get a “dough” degree!
  102. What do you call an employee who’s late at Olive Garden? A “tardy-cotti”!
  103. Why did the pasta go to Olive Garden’s gym? To “spaghett” in shape!
  104. What’s the Olive Garden chef’s favorite constellation? The “Cassero-Pleaides”!
  105. Why was the pasta a good musician at Olive Garden? It knew how to “pull strings”!
  106. What do you call a famous Italian dish at Olive Garden? A “celebri-tti”!
  107. Why was the spaghetti a good dancer at Olive Garden? It had the best “noodle” moves!
  108. What’s a butterfly’s favorite dish at Olive Garden? “Caterpill-aroni”!
  109. What do you call a tired pasta at Olive Garden? A “yawn-i”!
  110. Why did the risotto go to Olive Garden’s party? It wanted to “rice” to the occasion!
  111. What do you call a romantic pasta at Olive Garden? A “love-aghetti”!
  112. Why did the pasta go to Olive Garden’s theatre? To see the “marinara” of a play!
  113. What’s the Olive Garden chef’s favorite exercise? The “stret-chetta”!
  114. Why did the lasagna go to Olive Garden’s desert? It wanted a “sand-wich”!
  115. Why did the pizza slice go to Olive Garden’s spa? It wanted a “cheese” massage!
  116. What’s a pirate’s favorite dish at Olive Garden? The “arrrr-abiata”!
  117. Why did the pasta go to Olive Garden’s playground? It wanted to play “tagli-atelle”!
  118. What do you call a meditative pasta at Olive Garden? A “zen-ghetti”!
  119. What’s the Olive Garden chef’s favorite painting? The “Mona Pizza”!
  120. What do you call a cowardly pasta at Olive Garden? A “chick-aroni”!
  121. Why did the spaghetti go to Olive Garden’s museum? It wanted to see the “art-i-choke”!
  122. What’s the Olive Garden chef’s favorite tree? The “pasta-chio”!
  123. Why did the Olive Garden chef go to the football match? He was a fan of “Marinara United”!
  124. What do you call a speedy pasta at Olive Garden? A “racer-otti”!
  125. Why did the Olive Garden chef go to the zoo? He wanted to see the “pasta-don”!
  126. What’s the Olive Garden chef’s favorite video game? The “Super Mario Brotelli”!
  127. Why did the breadstick go to Olive Garden’s fashion show? It wanted to be a “roll-model”!
  128. What’s a dog’s favorite dish at Olive Garden? The “pup-eroni” pizza!
  129. Why did the spaghetti go to Olive Garden’s city? It wanted to visit the “urb-an”!
  130. What do you call a stylish pasta at Olive Garden? A “fashion-etti”!
  131. Why did the Olive Garden chef go to the North Pole? He wanted to cook for “Santa Clausagna”!
  132. What’s a bird’s favorite dish at Olive Garden? The “tweet-aroni”!
  133. Why did the pasta go to Olive Garden’s jungle? It wanted to see the “monkey-bread”!
  134. What’s the Olive Garden chef’s favorite planet? The “Mars-ala”!
  135. Why did the pasta go to Olive Garden’s forest? It wanted to be “natur-al”!

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