150 nun jokes

  1. Why don’t nuns use a calendar? Because they always have a habit of losing track of days!
  2. Why do nuns always carry rulers? To keep every situation “measured”!
  3. Why did the nun go to the gym? She needed some spiritual and “liftual” exercise!
  4. Why don’t nuns use email? They prefer “pray-per” mail.
  5. Why did the nun carry an umbrella? Just in case she gets caught in “holy water”!
  6. Why did the nun become a gardener? She wanted to be “closer to God’s roots”.
  7. What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A “roamin'” Catholic!
  8. How does a nun shop for groceries? She always goes for “divine” produce.
  9. Why did the nun bring a ladder to church? She wanted to reach a “higher” power.
  10. What do you call a nun who has lost her faith? A “none”.
  11. How do nuns fix their computers? With “prayer”-ipherals!
  12. Why did the nun go on a diet? She wanted to achieve “inner peas”.
  13. Why did the nun start baking? She wanted to “knead” for the greater good.
  14. Why don’t nuns play chess? They’ve got too many “bishops” to deal with already!
  15. What do you call a nun who’s also a lawyer? “Sister Act-ion”.
  16. Why do nuns always carry a notebook? For the “mass” of details!
  17. Why do nuns make excellent secret agents? They’re always in “habits”!
  18. What do you call a group of musical nuns? “Nunsemble”.
  19. Why was the nun good at counseling? She always had a “habit” of listening!
  20. Why did the nun become an architect? She wanted to design “heaven on earth”.
  21. Why did the nun go to the beach? She wanted to part the “sea-sand”.
  22. Why do nuns always carry a compass? To always find the “righteous” path!
  23. Why are nuns great at cleaning? They always remove the “sin”-t!
  24. Why did the nun become a detective? She loved to “pray into” matters.
  25. Why do nuns make excellent referees? They’re experts in fair “pray”.
  26. Why don’t nuns wear glasses? They always see through faith!
  27. What did the nun say when she found her lost book? “Bless-ed be!”
  28. Why was the nun a great author? She always had a “chapter and verse” ready!
  29. Why did the nun always carry a pencil? To “draw” closer to God.
  30. Why did the nun go to a baseball game? To see the “angel” in the outfield!
  31. How do nuns sort their laundry? They “separate” the whites from the holy!
  32. Why are nuns excellent at solving puzzles? They’re good at “piecing together” the word of God.
  33. Why do nuns make good managers? They excel at “habitual” organization!
  34. Why did the nun become a librarian? To make sure the “good book” is always in order.
  35. What do you call a nun who just passed her driving test? “Sister-veer”!
  36. Why did the nun decide to paint? She wanted to create “art from the heart”.
  37. Why was the nun good at fishing? She always had a lot of “faith” in her line.
  38. Why do nuns always know the time? Because they’re close to the “eternal” clock!
  39. Why are nuns good at hide and seek? They always find the “hidden blessings”.
  40. Why was the nun great at cooking? She always “seasoned” with love.
  41. Why do nuns make great comedians? They’re full of “heavenly” humor!
  42. Why did the nun start a bakery? She wanted to create “heavenly buns”.
  43. What do you call a nun who fixes pipes? “Sister Plumb-er”!
  44. Why do nuns never forget a face? They have a “holy” memory!
  45. Why did the nun decide to write a novel? She wanted to pen “God’s tales”.
  46. Why was the nun always the last to leave the party? She wanted to “cleanse” the spirits.
  47. Why did the nun go camping? She wanted to be one with “nature’s cathedral”.
  48. Why was the nun good at chemistry? She had a natural “element” of faith.
  49. Why are nuns always the best students? They always “nun-derstand” the lessons!
  50. Why did the nun become a pilot? She wanted to reach “heaven’s height”.
  51. What did the nun say when she hit a home run? “Holy Hit!”
  52. Why was the nun a great navigator? She always followed the “star of faith”.
  53. Why did the nun become a dentist? To promote “holy” oral health.
  54. Why do nuns make great artists? They always draw “inspiration” from above.
  55. Why did the nun take up knitting? She wanted to create “comfort” for others.
  56. What do you call a nun who tells fortunes? “Sister Seer”.
  57. Why was the nun a good gardener? She had a “green thumb” from God.
  58. Why do nuns always win at poker? They always have a “divine” hand.
  59. Why did the nun learn to code? She wanted to create “sacred scripts”.
  60. Why are nuns great at throwing parties? They always provide “heavenly” entertainment!
  61. What do you call a nun who’s an excellent cook? “Sister Savor”.
  62. Why did the nun go to the opera? To hear the “angelic” voices.
  63. Why are nuns great at meditation? They always have a “clear mind” for prayer.
  64. Why did the nun become a musician? She wanted to play “heavenly notes”.
  65. Why did the nun adopt a cat? She wanted a “purr-fect” companion.
  66. Why do nuns make good referees? They always have an “eye” for fairness.
  67. Why did the nun decide to swim? She was looking for “divine” depths.
  68. Why did the nun become a journalist? To “report” the good news.
  69. What do you call a nun who dances? A “holy roller”.
  70. Why was the nun great at fundraising? She was always “raising spirits”.
  71. Why did the nun join a choir? She wanted to “pitch” in her voice.
  72. Why did the nun become a tour guide? She always took the “righteous” path.
  73. Why did the nun become a florist? To sell “heaven-scent” flowers.
  74. Why was the nun a great DJ? She always played “heavenly beats”.
  75. Why do nuns make good friends? They always lend a “helping pray”.
  76. What do you call a nun who becomes a mayor? “Sister City”.
  77. Why did the nun start a podcast? To “broadcast” her faith.
  78. Why do nuns make good chess players? They always “checkmate” with grace.
  79. Why did the nun become a geologist? To find “God’s stones”.
  80. Why did the nun decide to sail? To reach “heaven’s horizon”.
  81. Why did the nun become a botanist? To study “God’s green earth”.
  82. What do you call a nun who loves photography? “Sister Snapshot”.
  83. Why was the nun good at yoga? She was always “flexible in faith”.
  84. Why did the nun start a charity? She was always “giving” in nature.
  85. Why did the nun become a teacher? To spread “knowledge and blessings”.
  86. Why was the nun great at math? She always counted her “blessings”.
  87. Why did the nun become a dancer? She was moved by the “holy spirit”.
  88. What do you call a nun who runs marathons? “Sister Speedy”.
  89. Why did the nun become an astronomer? To gaze upon “heaven’s stars”.
  90. Why was the nun a good sculptor? She always “molded” with love.
  91. Why do nuns never get lost? They always follow the “path of righteousness”.
  92. Why was the nun great at hosting dinners? She always had a “feast of love”.
  93. What do you call a nun who loves to jog? “Sister Sprint”.
  94. Why did the nun study linguistics? To understand the “word of God”.
  95. Why do nuns make great detectives? They always “unveil” the truth.
  96. Why did the nun learn to juggle? To keep “balance” in her life.
  97. Why did the nun become an archaeologist? To unearth “sacred relics”.
  98. What do you call a nun who’s also a comedian? “Sister Smiles”.
  99. Why was the nun good at playing the piano? She had “heavenly fingers”.
  100. Why did the nun become a coach? To help others find their “path”.
  101. What do you call a nun who becomes a sailor? “Sister Sea”.
  102. Why do nuns always win at debates? They have “divine” arguments.
  103. Why did the nun become a movie director? To make “heavenly scenes”.
  104. Why was the nun a great potter? She always shaped with “divine” touch.
  105. What do you call a nun who’s also a nurse? “Sister Soothe”.
  106. Why did the nun become a tailor? To make “heavenly fits”.
  107. Why was the nun a good storyteller? She always had a “moral” to her tales.
  108. What do you call a nun who loves to read? “Sister Stories”.
  109. Why did the nun become a cartographer? To map the “righteous path”.
  110. Why did the nun start playing soccer? She believed in “fair play”.
  111. Why did the nun become a climber? She wanted to “scale” the heights of faith.
  112. What do you call a nun who works as a bartender? “Sister Spirits”.
  113. Why was the nun good at basketball? She always had a “prayer shot”.
  114. Why did the nun become a boxer? To “fight” for good.
  115. Why do nuns make great therapists? They always provide “divine” insight.
  116. What do you call a nun who’s also a scientist? “Sister Solutions”.
  117. Why did the nun become a firefighter? To “extinguish” the fires of despair.
  118. Why was the nun good at tennis? She had a “divine” serve.
  119. What do you call a nun who loves cooking? “Sister Sizzle”.
  120. Why did the nun learn to fence? She believed in “pointed” actions.
  121. Why was the nun a good caddy? She always knew the “lay of the land”.
  122. Why did the nun become a judge? To deliver “righteous” justice.
  123. What do you call a nun who’s an electrician? “Sister Sparks”.
  124. Why did the nun become a winemaker? To produce “holy spirits”.
  125. Why was the nun a good golfer? She always had a “holy in one”.
  126. Why did the nun become a zookeeper? To care for “God’s creatures”.
  127. What do you call a nun who’s also a carpenter? “Sister Saw”.
  128. Why did the nun become a mechanic? To fix “heavenly bodies”.
  129. Why was the nun a good pitcher? She had a “divine” throw.
  130. What do you call a nun who’s an expert in physics? “Sister Science”.
  131. Why did the nun become a baker? To make “divine dough”.
  132. Why was the nun good at football? She had a “heavenly” kick.
  133. What do you call a nun who’s also a magician? “Sister Surprise”.
  134. Why did the nun become an ornithologist? To study “God’s birds”.
  135. Why was the nun a good skater? She always moved with “grace”.
  136. What do you call a nun who’s a disc jockey? “Sister Spin”.
  137. Why did the nun become a glassblower? To create “transparent” art.
  138. Why was the nun a good diver? She had a “divine” plunge.
  139. What do you call a nun who’s also an actress? “Sister Stage”.
  140. Why did the nun become a weather forecaster? To predict “heavenly showers”.
  141. Why was the nun a good runner? She always “raced” to goodness.
  142. What do you call a nun who’s also a farmer? “Sister Soil”.
  143. Why did the nun become a watchmaker? To keep “heavenly” time.
  144. Why was the nun a good sailor? She always “navigated” to safety.
  145. What do you call a nun who’s also a novelist? “Sister Scribe”.
  146. Why did the nun become a traffic cop? To guide people on the “right path”.
  147. Why was the nun a good volleyball player? She had a “divine” set.
  148. What do you call a nun who’s also a dietician? “Sister Salubrious”.
  149. Why did the nun become a beautician? To enhance “God’s creations”.
  150. Why was the nun a good hockey player? She always played with a “holy” puck.

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