57+ meatball puns
- A meatball walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here!”
- Why did the meatball go to the party? Because it heard there would be spaghetti.
- I tried to make a meatball, but it turned out a bit off-putting. I guess I’m just not rolling with it.
- What do you call a meatball that can sing? Meatloaf.
- I tried to write a book about meatballs. It was a recipe for disaster.
- Meatballs make terrible comedians. Their jokes are always too saucy.
- I had a dream I was a meatball. It was a-meat-zing.
- I got lost in a sea of meatballs. I guess you could say I was in a meaty situation.
- Meatball: the roundabout way to eat meat.
- What do meatballs say at parties? “Just roll with it!”
- I lost a meatball contest. Guess I couldn’t cut the mustard.
- What do you call a meatball that’s a good listener? All ears… and meat.
- What did one meatball say to the other? “You’re saucy!”
- What do you call a meatball that’s always ready for a photo? Insta-gramboli.
- The meatball went to the therapist. It had too many layers.
- Why do meatballs make bad politicians? They always flip-flop.
- What did the meatball say to the spaghetti? “I’m stuck on you!”
- Why don’t meatballs make good friends? They tend to roll away.
- I got a job at the meatball factory. It’s all gravy now!
- Meatballs at a disco? Now that’s what I call a ball!
- Why was the meatball always last in the race? It liked to roll at its own pace.
- I wrote a poem about a meatball… it was pretty deep dish.
- Why was the meatball a bad actor? It always hammed it up.
- My friend turned vegetarian, now I call her Meatball-ess.
- Why are meatballs the best baseball players? They always make the perfect pitch.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite music? Meat-al.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite film? “The Sphere.”
- Meatballs and I have one thing in common, we’re both well-rounded.
- What do meatballs wear to the beach? Meatkinis.
- I dropped my meatball on the floor. It rolled with the punches.
- What do you call a meatball that tells jokes? A meatball comedian.
- Why was the meatball bad at hide and seek? It always stuck out like a sore meatball.
- I once had a dog named Meatball. He was a little bit chunky.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite ride? The roller-coaster.
- Meatballs are my favorite. I guess you could say they make my world go round.
- The meatball couldn’t decide, it was in a pickle.
- What did the meatball say to the other when they split up? “I’m fed up with your sauciness!”
- Why do meatballs make great detectives? They always meat their mark.
- What do you call a meatball that’s always causing trouble? A meaty menace.
- I thought about becoming a meatball. But I didn’t want to be too saucy.
- Why did the meatball go to school? To become a seasoned professional.
- What did the meatball say after it broke up with the pasta? “I need some space. I feel too cooped up in this sauce.”
- I opened a meatball shop, it’s been rolling in profits.
- Why did the meatball get a timeout? It wouldn’t stop pasta-ing around.
- Why was the meatball a great journalist? It had the scoop.
- What do meatballs say when they introduce themselves? “Meat to meet you!”
- Why don’t meatballs play hide and seek? They always get sauced.
- What do you call a meatball that is always on time? Punctu-all.
- My meatball was so spicy, it was on fireball.
- My friend doesn’t like meatballs. I don’t think our relationship can be salvaged.
- What do you call a meatball that loves to dance? A disco ball.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite story? “The Three Little Pigs.”
- Why don’t meatballs make good detectives? They always leave a trail.
- Why was the meatball a great runner? It had meaty legs.
- What do you call a meatball who always loses things? Meat-places.
- The meatball said it’s not a morning person, it’s not fully cooked until noon.
- Why did the meatball go to the gym? It wanted to be a hardball.
- Meatballs are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike.
- Why did the meatball go to the library? It wanted to checkout the cookbooks.
- Why was the meatball the star of the play? It was a seasoned actor.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite sport? Rolling skating.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite song? “I Will Always Love Stew.”
- What do you call a smart meatball? A meat-whizz.
- Why did the meatball get bad grades? It spent too much time saucing around.
- Why was the meatball so quiet? It didn’t want to spill the beans.
- Why did the meatball refuse to leave the bowl? It couldn’t part with its sauce.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite dance? The Meat-ball-et.
- Why did the meatball cross the road? It heard there was a BBQ on the other side.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
- What do you call a meatball that has an attitude? Meat-titude.
- Why was the meatball always tired? It was all cooked out.
- What do meatballs do at parties? They like to mix and meat.
- What did the meatball say to the mashed potato? “I’m feeling saucy today!”
- Why are meatballs always at the center of drama? Because they’re the meat of the matter.
- Why was the meatball so good at math? It was well-rounded.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite game? Meatball madness.
- What did the meatball say to the rice? “You complete me!”
- I went to a meatball comedy show. The jokes were a little too meaty.
- Why did the meatball break up with the spaghetti? It wanted to see other dishes.
- What do you call a meatball that loves the cold? A snowball.
- What do you call a meatball that’s always on the move? A rolling stone.
- Why did the meatball get an award? It was outstanding in its field.
- What did the meatball say to its reflection? “Look at me now, I’m all grown up.”
- Why was the meatball a great artist? It had a knack for sketchup… I mean, ketchup.
- Why do meatballs never miss a party? They’re the life of the par-ty.
- Why was the meatball always chosen for games? It was always up for a roll.
- What do you call a meatball with a cold? Sneatball.
- What do you call a meatball that’s good with numbers? A countball.
- Why was the meatball a good teacher? It was full of sage advice.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite place to visit? The Meatpacking District.
- Why did the meatball join the circus? It was tired of being cooped up in the kitchen.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite hobby? Bowling.
- Why did the meatball visit the doctor? It was feeling a little under the weather.
- Why do meatballs make terrible secret agents? They always crack under pressure.
- What do you call a meatball that’s an expert in cooking? Chef-ball.
- What do you call a meatball that’s a bit of a diva? Meatball Star.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite subject in school? Geometry – they love anything round.
- Why are meatballs so confident? They never meat a challenge they didn’t like.
- What do you call a meatball that’s always causing drama? Stir-ball.
- Why did the meatball go to space? To meat the stars.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite fruit? Pomegranate, they love a good seed roll.
- Why are meatballs never lonely? They always have plenty of sauce for company.
- Why did the meatball flunk out of school? It couldn’t ketchup.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite TV show? “Rolling with the Stars.”
- What did the meatball say to its date? “I’m on a roll tonight.”
- Why was the meatball always popular? It was always the center of a-ttention.
- What do you call a meatball that’s a computer genius? Byte-ball.
- What did the meatball say to its reflection? “I’m on a roll!”
- Why did the meatball go to therapy? It had too many layers to peel.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite animal? The meat-eor.
- Why did the meatball get an award? It was at the top of its roll.
- Why was the meatball always optimistic? It was always on the up-roll.
- What do you call a meatball in a musical? A sing-ball.
- Why are meatballs always invited to parties? They always bring the meat-ertainment.
- Why was the meatball good at making decisions? It was always well seasoned.
- What do you call a meatball that can’t stay still? Restless-ball.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite type of joke? Meatball puns, of course!
- Why was the meatball a great salesperson? It was always making a good pitch.
- What do you call a meatball that loves fashion? Trend-ball.
- Why did the meatball go to the beach? To have some fun in the bun.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite city? Meat-York City.
- Why did the meatball join the army? It wanted to serve its country.
- What did the meatball say to the judge? “I promise, your honor, I didn’t mean to roll into the scene of the crime!”
- Why was the meatball a great dancer? It had the right moves and the meat-beat.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite holiday? Meat-morial Day.
- What do you call a meatball that’s good at yoga? Flexi-ball.
- Why did the meatball become a detective? To get to the meat of the matter.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite car? A Rolls-Royce.
- Why are meatballs the best musicians? They always have the meat-beat.
- What did the meatball say to the steak? “I’m just as meaty as you are!”
- What do you call a meatball that’s lost in thought? A think-ball.
- What do you call a meatball that loves to travel? A globe-trotter-ball.
- Why did the meatball become a writer? It had a lot of meaty stories to tell.
- What did the meatball say to its best friend? “I’d be lost without you, you’re my meat and potatoes.”
- Why did the meatball start a band? It wanted to rock and roll.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite form of communication? Meat-mail.
- What do you call a meatball that’s always happy? A smile-ball.
- Why did the meatball get a promotion? It was the best at rolling out new ideas.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite candy? Jawbreakers – they love a good challenge.
- What do you call a meatball with a big heart? Sweet-ball.
- Why was the meatball always stressed? It was always in a stew.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite sport? Bowling – they love the rolling part.
- Why did the meatball start a blog? It wanted to share its sauce-y stories.
- What do you call a meatball that’s a great thinker? Meat-taphysical.
- Why did the meatball join the tennis team? It was an expert at serving.
- What’s a meatball’s favorite nursery rhyme? “Humpty Dumpty” – they can relate to the falling part.
- What do you call a meatball that’s a fashion icon? Meat-ropolitan.
- Why are meatballs the best dancers? They know how to have a ball.
- Why did the meatball go to the gym? It wanted to beef up.
- What did the meatball say after a long day? “I’m done with the daily grind.”