150 king jokes
- Why don’t kings play chess? Because they hate it when their queen gets taken!
- Why did the king go to the dentist? To get his crown checked!
- Why did the king bring a pencil to dinner? In case he wanted to drawl his sword!
- Why was the king’s baking always so good? He always had a perfect rise to power!
- Why don’t kings use bookmarks? Because they always remember their reign!
- What’s a king’s favorite footwear? Reign boots!
- What do you call a king who loves to nap? A bedroom monarch!
- How do kings stay cool in summer? They sit under the reign!
- Why was the king good at basketball? He was always crowning the court!
- Why are kings bad at hide and seek? It’s hard to hide when you’re always reigning!
- What’s a king’s favorite vegetable? A royal-cot!
- Why don’t kings use paper money? They prefer coins – it’s less taxing!
- What’s a king’s favorite type of music? Reign B!
- How does a king get his daily workout? He exercises his royal right!
- Why did the king bring a ladder to the round table? He wanted to get on top of things!
- What did the king say to the lazy knight? You can’t just sit on your throne all day!
- What’s a king’s favorite punctuation? The royal comma!
- Why did the king go to the tailor? His reign coat was too long!
- Why do kings never lie? Because every king’s word is law!
- Why did the king stop eating fast food? He wanted to have a stable diet!
- What’s a king’s favorite type of exercise? Cardio-vassal!
- Why do kings never play tag? They don’t like to be it, they prefer to be heir!
- How does a king organize his armies? He sorts them out in knight order!
- Why was the king good at math? He knew how to multiply his wealth!
- Why don’t kings work in the kitchen? They don’t knead dough, they knead gold!
- Why did the king go to school? To improve his knight’s writing!
- Why do kings always carry a scepter? It gives them a royal point of view!
- What’s a king’s favorite type of tea? Royal-tea!
- How do kings like their eggs? Excali-bur-ned!
- What’s a king’s favorite type of bread? Sourdough, it’s the yeast of their problems!
- Why do kings never jog? They prefer to rule at a leisurely pace!
- What did the king say at the chess tournament? It’s good to be the king!
- How does a king remember everything? He keeps a reign diary!
- Why don’t kings ever get locked out? They always carry a skeleton key!
- Why did the king go to the hair salon? To get a royal trim!
- Why do kings never play baseball? They can’t stand to strike out!
- What’s a king’s favorite type of exercise? Squat the knight!
- Why do kings never do laundry? They have a reign check!
- Why did the king go to the therapist? He needed to talk about his crowning achievements!
- How do kings like their steak? Well-done, it’s the safest way to eat in the court!
- Why do kings love winter? They enjoy a white reign!
- What’s a king’s favorite magic trick? Pulling a hare out of his crown!
- Why don’t kings play football? They don’t like to abdicate possession!
- Why did the king go to the opera? He heard it was a royal performance!
- Why was the king always calm? He knew how to reign in his emotions!
- How do kings like their drinks? On the rocks, just like their castles!
- Why do kings always know the time? They have a lot of hours in their day!
- Why did the king bring a compass to the ball? He didn’t want to lose his sense of direction!
- Why did the king get a computer? To have a byte of the kingdom!
- What’s a king’s favorite type of math? Kingdom-etry!
- Why do kings love gardening? They enjoy planting royal-ties!
- Why don’t kings ever gamble? They don’t play with their reign!
- Why did the king hire a life coach? He wanted to optimize his reign routine!
- Why did the king bring an umbrella? He was expecting reign!
- Why did the king always carry a mirror? He wanted to reflect on his rule!
- How does a king avoid traffic? He travels in knight-time!
- Why do kings prefer chess over poker? Because in chess, they always start as a king!
- What’s a king’s favorite card game? Solitaire, it’s good to be alone at the top!
- Why do kings never play darts? They don’t want to throw things at their subjects!
- What’s a king’s favorite type of weather? Reign-y days!
- Why did the king bring a map to the party? He wanted to be the life of the cart-ography!
- Why was the king at the fruit market? He wanted to pick a reign-ier cherry!
- Why do kings always eat dinner at 6 pm? They don’t like to wait for their food!
- How does a king say goodbye? He waves his royal hand!
- Why did the king buy a boat? He wanted to row-yal on the river!
- Why did the king go to the museum? He heard there was a new portrait of power!
- What’s a king’s favorite type of pasta? Reign-ioli!
- Why did the king become a gardener? He wanted to grow his reign!
- Why don’t kings ever get cold? They always wear their reign coats!
- How does a king like his coffee? In a royal mug!
- Why don’t kings ever get lost? They always reign over their path!
- Why did the king build a pool? He wanted to dive into his reign!
- How does a king keep his clothes clean? He has a royal launderer!
- Why do kings like to watch sports? It reminds them of the games of thrones!
- Why do kings never skateboard? They don’t want to fall from their reign!
- Why did the king get a dog? He wanted a royal companion!
- Why did the king learn to code? He wanted to reign over the digital world!
- Why did the king start painting? He wanted to portray his reign!
- What’s a king’s favorite type of berry? The reign berry!
- Why do kings always carry a notepad? They need to jot down their reign thoughts!
- Why do kings love horseracing? They enjoy a good knight’s run!
- What did the king do at the gym? He did a royal workout!
- How does a king expresshis love? He gives a royal hug!
- Why don’t kings ever get bored? They always have the court jesters!
- Why do kings love the circus? They enjoy the juggling act, it’s just like running a kingdom!
- Why did the king visit the supermarket? He heard they had a sale on crowns!
- Why did the king go to the car wash? His carriage was dirty!
- Why was the king always writing? He was penning his reign memoirs!
- Why do kings always carry a watch? They have many hours to rule!
- Why don’t kings ever skip lunch? They don’t take their reign lightly!
- How do kings greet each other? They wave their royal scepters!
- Why do kings always bring a chess set? They want to show they’re always in check!
- Why did the king bring a calculator to the treasury? He was counting his reign days!
- How do kings like their marshmallows? Crowned and roasted!
- What’s a king’s favorite type of salad? Caesar, of course!
- How do kings like their pizza? With extra crowns of pepperoni!
- Why do kings always have time for breakfast? They know how to reign in the morning!
- Why did the king buy a new bed? He wanted to reign supreme in comfort!
- How does a king enjoy a day at the beach? He makes a sand castle!
- What’s a king’s favorite type of bear? The reign bear!
- How do kings avoid being late? They always set their royal alarm clocks!
- Why do kings love crossword puzzles? They enjoy solving the words of power!
- Why did the king buy a snowplow? He wanted to clear his path to reign!
- Why do kings love board games? They’re always up for a game of thrones!
- Why did the king visit the hardware store? He needed a new reign gauge!
- Why do kings always use umbrellas? They never let anything rain on their parade!
- Why did the king visit the coffee shop? He was searching for his royal brew!
- What’s a king’s favorite type of flower? The reign-drops on roses!
- Why do kings love picnics? They enjoy having a field day!
- How does a king celebrate his birthday? With a royal feast!
- Why do kings always have a good night’s sleep? They know when to call it a knight!
- Why did the king visit the bakery? He wanted a royal roll!
- Why do kings always have time for tea? They enjoy a bit of royal-tea time!
- What’s a king’s favorite part of a joke? The punch-king-line!
- How do kings stay in shape? They always take a reign check on junk food!
- Why did the king visit the juice bar? He wanted a reign juice cleanse!
- Why do kings love classical music? It’s always reign and B!
- Why do kings always have a torch? They like to keep their reigns bright!
- Why do kings always have time for reading? They enjoy diving into a reign of books!
- Why do kings always win at card games? They know how to deal with power!
- Why did the king join a chess club? He enjoyed being a checkmate!
- How do kings keep their skin healthy? They always have a royal cleanse!
- Why did the king get a telescope? He wanted to see the reign of stars!
- Why do kings never lose at monopoly? They always own the board!
- Why did the king get a pet bird? He wanted a reign bird!
- Why do kings never miss a meal? They know the importance of a balanced reign!
- Why did the king buy a hammock? He wanted to relax in style!
- Why do kings never overeat? They like to keep a tight belt on their reign!
- Why do kings love camping? They enjoy the reign of the wild!
- Why did the king get a smartphone? He wanted to keep up with the reigns!
- Why do kings love roller coasters? They enjoy the ups and downs, just like their reigns!
- Why do kings always eat healthy? They don’t want any reign gain!
- Why did the king start doing yoga? He wanted to stretch his reign!
- Why do kings love charity? They enjoy giving reign checks!
- Why do kings always have time for relaxation? They don’t want to over-reign themselves!
- Why did the king visit the vineyard? He was searching for a reign wine!
- Why do kings always carry a camera? They enjoy capturing their reigns!
- Why did the king buy a bicycle? He wanted to ride through his reign!
- How do kings avoid traffic? They always have a clear path to reign!
- Why did the king get a cat? He enjoyed having a reign cat!
- Why do kings never forget their keys? They don’t want to lock out their reign!
- Why did the king get a piggy bank? He wanted to save for his reign!
- Why did the king get a new watch? He wanted to time his reign!
- Why do kings always carry a notebook? They like to note their reigns!
- Why did the king buy a raincoat? He was expecting some reign!
- Why do kings always have time for breakfast? They enjoy starting their reigns right!
- How do kings prefer their steak? Royally well done!
- Why do kings never oversleep? They don’t want to miss their reign!
- Why did the king visit the music store? He wanted a new reign tune!
- Why do kings always have a backup plan? They never want to abdicate their responsibilities!