150 june jokes

  1. Why don’t June bugs use calendars? They only like the month of June.
  2. Why did June break up with her boyfriend? She said, “Summer better is out there.”
  3. What do you call June when it’s behaving oddly? June-Bizarre!
  4. Why did the tomato turn red in June? Because it saw the salad dressing and knew summer was coming.
  5. Why did the June breeze go to school? It wanted to be a little gusty!
  6. What did the June sun say to the beach umbrella? You shade my world.
  7. Why do June and July never get along? Because they always have a heated argument.
  8. What’s June’s favorite band? The Beach Boys, because it’s the start of summer!
  9. What did the June rain say to the umbrella? Stop raining on my parade!
  10. Why did the letter ‘A’ go on vacation in June? Because it heard there were lots of “bees” at the beach.
  11. Why do basketball players love June? Because they can finally take the heat!
  12. Why did the calendar file a lawsuit against June? It felt pressured by all the extra daylight.
  13. Why did June blush? Because July walked in.
  14. Why did the cornstalks hold a meeting in June? They heard there was a lot of ‘ear’-pressure this time of year.
  15. How does June like its eggs? Sunny side up!
  16. Why is June the hardest month for a tree? Because it has to go out on a limb and leave.
  17. What do you call a chicken who tells jokes in June? A comedi-hen in summer season.
  18. Why did the farmer move to the city in June? He was tired of the early peas.
  19. What’s June’s favorite movie? “The Longest Day,” because of the summer solstice.
  20. Why does June always win at poker? It always plays its summer card.
  21. Why don’t June bugs use doors? Because they always prefer the windows.
  22. Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon in June? He wanted to study the effects of the solstice on his cells.
  23. What do you call June when it’s feeling blue? June Gloom.
  24. Why was June the month of choice for the scarecrow’s vacation? Because the crows take a summer break.
  25. What do you call a bear caught in the rain in June? A drizzly bear!
  26. What did June say to the sunflower? You always brighten up my day.
  27. Why did the sun go to school in June? To get a little brighter!
  28. Why don’t people play hide and seek with June? Because it’s hard to find in a year!
  29. Why was June awarded the best month award? Because it always marks the beginning of something good – summer!
  30. Why did June go to the barbecue? To meet summer “grills”!
  31. Why did June go to the therapist? It couldn’t cope with the heat.
  32. Why did the ice cream date June? Because it melts for it!
  33. What did the flower say to June? I mist you!
  34. Why did June join the choir? It heard they needed more tenors for the summer concert.
  35. What’s June’s favorite type of music? Sun-bop!
  36. Why did June get a ticket? It was caught speeding into summer.
  37. Why is June so fair? It always brings the summer fair!
  38. What do you call a June that’s good at math? Sum-mer!
  39. What does June order at the bar? A sunshine cocktail!
  40. Why do June’s friends find it so supportive? Because it’s always bringing in the light.
  41. What did the raindrop say to June? Keep it cool!
  42. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants in June? In case he got a hole in one!
  43. Why don’t June bugs go to school? They prefer to just wing it!
  44. Why did the tomato turn red in June? Because it saw the salad dressing and knew it was time for a summer salad.
  45. Why did the June cornstalk get promoted? Because it was a-‘maize’-ing!
  46. Why do June’s friends call it a baker? Because it’s always cooking up some sunshine!
  47. What’s June’s favorite spot to visit? The sunny-side of the street.
  48. Why did the sandwich invite June to its party? Because it rolls with the summer “buns”.
  49. Why did the month of June get a trophy? Because it’s a summer champion!
  50. Why is June so popular? Because it’s always got the “hottest” events!
  51. Why did June join the circus? To be the ringmaster of summer fun!
  52. What do you call a fight between June and December? A seasonal tussle!
  53. Why did June hire a detective? To uncover the summer mysteries!
  54. Why did June bring a ladder to the beach? To reach the high tides!
  55. What do you call a June bug that can play the guitar? A beetle.
  56. Why did June go to the disco? To see the summer night fever!
  57. Why did June apply for a job at the sun tanning salon? To soak up some rays!
  58. What do you call June on a roller coaster? Summer thrill!
  59. Why did June visit the dentist? It wanted to keep its days bright and shiny!
  60. Why did June take up yoga? To master the sun-salutation!
  61. Why does June like to hang out at the beach? It likes to “sea” and be “seen”!
  62. What did the month of June wear to the beach? Sunscreen, it didn’t want to feel too “burnt out”!
  63. What does June read at the beach? Sand-script!
  64. Why did June go on a diet? It wanted to shed some daylight!
  65. Why did the June bug go to the bar? To get a little “buzzed”!
  66. Why did June bring a jacket to the beach? In case of a summer breeze!
  67. What do you call a cat that was born in June? A “sun” cat!
  68. Why is June always found at the gym? It’s always “working on its summer body”!
  69. Why did the ice cream love June? Because it always got a “warm” welcome!
  70. What did the month of June say to July? “You’re hot, but I’m hotter!”
  71. Why did June go to the football game? It wanted to catch some rays!
  72. Why did June go to the mechanic? It felt like it was losing daylight!
  73. What did the June bug say to the light bulb? “You brighten up my night”!
  74. What does June say when it enters a room? “Summer is here”!
  75. What’s June’s favorite type of movie? Sun-busters!
  76. Why did June join the orchestra? Because it has the longest “solo”-stice!
  77. Why did June go to the art class? It wanted to draw some sunshine!
  78. Why did June go to the comedy club? It wanted to “lighten up the mood”!
  79. What did June say to the tomato? “Don’t get sauced too early, summer’s just begun”!
  80. Why was the June bug a great boxer? It always had a great “punch” line!
  81. Why did June go to the beach with a ruler? To measure the “high tide”!
  82. Why did June visit the library? It wanted to check out some “light” reading!
  83. Why did the June bug join the band? It wanted to play the bongos in the summer beat!
  84. What do you call a scared June bug? A June bug-a-boo!
  85. Why did June go to the bakery? It heard they were making “summer rolls”!
  86. What did the June sun say to the moon? “I got the ‘light’ shift”!
  87. What’s June’s favorite superhero? Sun-Man!
  88. Why is June like a good comedian? It always “brightens” your day!
  89. Why was June invited to the cookout? It always brings the heat!
  90. What do you call a June bug that’s in a band? A “beat-le”!
  91. What’s June’s favorite song? “Here Comes the Sun”!
  92. Why did June go to the grocery store? To pick up some summer squash!
  93. What do you call June when it gets a sunburn? Lob-ster!
  94. What’s June’s favorite type of dog? A “hot” dog!
  95. Why did June bring a fan to the meeting? It knew things were about to heat up!
  96. What do you call a well-behaved June bug? A June “gentle-bug”!
  97. Why did the June bug go to the doctor? It had a case of the summer flu!
  98. What do you call a June bug that’s late? A “dilly-dally” June bug!
  99. Why did the June sun go to college? To get a degree in “light” engineering!
  100. What did the June bug bring to the picnic? A “beetle-juice”!
  101. What’s June’s favorite type of coffee? An “iced” latte!
  102. Why did June go to the rock concert? It wanted to “rock and roll” into summer!
  103. Why did June go to the spa? It wanted to feel “radiant”!
  104. What do you call a June bug with a map? A June “naviga-bug”!
  105. Why did the June bug get a smartphone? To “call” on summer!
  106. Why did June bug go to the party? To be the “light” of the party!
  107. Why did June go to the cooking class? It wanted to learn how to make “sun”-dried tomatoes!
  108. What do you call a musical June bug? A June “bug-gle”!
  109. Why did June bug join the theater? To be in the summer “spotlight”!
  110. What’s June’s favorite type of bread? A sunflower seed loaf!
  111. Why did June go to the farm? It wanted to catch some rays of sunshine!
  112. Why did the June bug go to the gym? To stay “fly”!
  113. Why did June go to the carnival? To ride the summer “swings”!
  114. What do you call a June bug that likes to dance? A June “bug-gy”!
  115. Why did June take up photography? It loved capturing the “light”!
  116. What do you call a June bug that likes to swim? A June “boggle”!
  117. Why did June go to the ice cream shop? It wanted to “scoop” into summer!
  118. What do you call a fashionable June bug? A June “beetle-gucci”!
  119. Why did June visit the museum? It wanted to see the summer “exhibits”!
  120. Why did the June bug get a haircut? It wanted to look “fly” for the summer!
  121. Why did June go to the opera? It wanted to see the summer “arias”!
  122. What do you call a fast June bug? A June “bug-atti”!
  123. Why did June go to the greenhouse? It wanted to pick up some “sun”flowers!
  124. What do you call a June bug that tells time? A June “bug-watch”!
  125. Why did June go to the barbecue? To be part of the summer “grill”!
  126. Why did the June bug go to the cafe? To “buzz” into summer!
  127. What do you call a June bug that likes to paint? A June “bug-asso”!
  128. Why did June go to the concert? It wanted to hear the summer “beats”!
  129. What do you call a mischievous June bug? A June “bug-ler”!
  130. Why did June go to the swimming pool? It wanted to make a “splash” into summer!
  131. What do you call a June bug that likes to clean? A June “dust-bug”!
  132. Why did June visit the vineyard? It wanted to taste the summer “grapes”!
  133. What do you call a June bug that likes to play football? A June “bug-gyback”!
  134. Why did June go to the soccer game? It wanted to “kick off” the summer!
  135. What do you call a June bug that likes to sing? A June “bug-glee”!
  136. Why did June go to the camping trip? It wanted to “toast” to the summer!
  137. What do you call a June bug that likes to box? A June “bug-glove”!
  138. Why did June go to the beach? It wanted to “wave” goodbye to spring!
  139. What do you call a June bug that’s a chef? A June “bug-uet”!
  140. Why did June go to the fashion show? It wanted to see the summer “trends”!
  141. What do you call a June bug that likes to run? A June “jog-bug”!
  142. Why did June go to the amusement park? It wanted to “spin” into summer!
  143. What do you call a June bug that likes to read? A June “book-bug”!
  144. Why did June visit the garden? It wanted to smell the summer “roses”!
  145. What do you call a June bug that’s a doctor? A June “bug-aid”!
  146. Why did June go to the gym? It wanted to get into “sunny” shape!
  147. What do you call a June bug that likes to build? A June “bug-hammer”!
  148. Why did June go to the astronomy lecture? It wanted to learn about the summer “stars”!
  149. What do you call a June bug that’s an architect? A June “bug-build”!
  150. Why did June go to the fireworks display? It wanted to “explode” into summer!

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