150 height jokes

  1. Why don’t tall people go to play hide and seek? Because they always stick out!
  2. Why did the tall guy stop playing basketball? He got tired of the net hitting him in the face.
  3. Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
  4. Did you hear about the man who got hit in the head with a can of soda? Luckily, it was a soft drink. Still, he could have ducked if he wasn’t so tall.
  5. Why do tall people always win at tennis? Because they start each game with a big advantage.
  6. Why do short people always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their knees.
  7. Why did the tall guy become a journalist? Because he was always head and shoulders above the rest.
  8. What do you call a tall person who can play the piano? A grand stander.
  9. Why did the tall guy refuse to play golf? He was too above par.
  10. What do short people call it when they get a promotion? A little step up.
  11. Why do giants never lie? Because the truth isn’t hard for them to reach.
  12. Why was the short astronaut so well-loved? He brought everyone down to earth.
  13. What do you call a small psychic who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
  14. How do tall people sleep? In long stretches.
  15. Why did the short guy get hired as a chef? He was great at small talk and small bakes.
  16. What do you call a tall, funny person? A stand-tall comedian.
  17. Why was the short person good at math? He knew how to go below the surface.
  18. Why do tall people never lose at hide and seek? They always stand out.
  19. Why was the short soccer player always cool? He was always close to the ground.
  20. Why did the tall man use an umbrella indoors? He said he’s closer to the clouds, so he might get rained on.
  21. Why don’t short people make good secret agents? They can’t reach the top secrets.
  22. Why are tall people bad at secrets? Because they spill them out from a great height.
  23. Why do short people always carry a map? Just in case they fall into a hole, they can find their way back.
  24. What do you call a tall person who can sing? The high note.
  25. Why did the tall person refuse to play cards with the jungle cat? He was afraid of cheetahs.
  26. Why did the short guy always carry a stool? Because you never know when you’re going to come across a tall story.
  27. Why are tall people bad at running marathons? Because they take longer strides, but get there at the same time.
  28. Why are short people always calm? Because they’re closer to the ground.
  29. What do you call a tall guy who loves reading? Bookmarked at a higher level.
  30. Why was the short guy a great detective? He could always get low down.
  31. How do short people greet each other? They say, “Nice to kneel you!”
  32. What do you call a tall person at a concert? Upstage.
  33. Why are tall people always happy? They’re on cloud nine.
  34. What do you call a short person on a trampoline? A little bouncer.
  35. Why do tall people like the fall season? Because then they can look down on the leaves.
  36. How do tall people like their drinks? On the rocks, so they don’t have to bend down too much.
  37. Why did the short guy go to the beach? To feel a little tide.
  38. Why do tall people make terrible comedians? Their jokes go over people’s heads.
  39. Why did the tall guy love sunsets? He had a better view.
  40. Why do short people never play basketball? They don’t want to get caught up in netflix.
  41. How do short people cut their pizza? Into little pieces.
  42. Why do short people always carry a ladder? Just in case they meet a tall tale.
  43. What’s a tall person’s favorite fruit? A pineapple because it’s head and shoulders above the rest.
  44. Why don’t tall people play limbo? They always set the bar too high.
  45. How does a short person show they’re surprised? They jump to conclusions.
  46. Why was the short detective so good at his job? He was great at getting the low down.
  47. How do tall people answer the phone? They pick up the long distance.
  48. What’s a tall person’s favorite type of coffee? An expresso because it’s a tall order.
  49. Why do short people always win at hide and seek? They’re great at staying low-key.
  50. How do short people get their coffee? Decaf, because it’s a short brew.
  51. What’s a tall person’s favorite movie? The High Note.
  52. Why don’t tall people play chess? They can’t stand to be a pawn.
  53. How do short people eat their burgers? In small bites.
  54. Why don’t short people like to tell secrets? They don’t want them to be let down.
  55. What’s a tall person’s favorite type of music? High-pitched tunes.
  56. How does a short person get their point across? They have to take a stand.
  57. Why do short people make great spies? They can go under the radar.
  58. What’s a tall person’s favorite vegetable? Head lettuce, it’s a head above the rest.
  59. How do short people start their day? On the right foot.
  60. Why do tall people love roller coasters? They enjoy the high points.
  61. How do short people like their tea? Little steeped.
  62. Why do tall people love baseball? They’re always up to bat.
  63. What’s a short person’s favorite type of bread? Shortbread.
  64. Why don’t short people play football? They don’t want to fall short of the goal.
  65. What’s a tall person’s favorite place to shop? The high street.
  66. How do short people share their opinions? They make a small talk.
  67. Why do tall people like mountain climbing? They’re used to the high life.
  68. What’s a short person’s favorite type of story? A short story.
  69. Why don’t tall people get lost? They can always see over the horizon.
  70. How do short people reach for their dreams? With a little step up.
  71. Why do tall people love the beach? They’re used to high tide.
  72. What’s a short person’s favorite type of math? Lower case.
  73. Why do tall people love skyscrapers? They can relate.
  74. How do short people make a difference? They take small steps to change.
  75. Why do tall people love snow? They like to chill out on high grounds.
  76. What’s a short person’s favorite type of punctuation? A lower case.
  77. Why don’t tall people sit in compact cars? They don’t like to lower their standards.
  78. How do short people rise to the occasion? By climbing the ladder of success.
  79. Why do tall people love treehouses? They feel grounded.
  80. What’s a short person’s favorite type of shoe? Short heels.
  81. Why do tall people love elevators? They appreciate a good lift.
  82. How do short people build character? By scaling the heights of challenges.
  83. Why do tall people love planes? They get a head start in the sky.
  84. What’s a short person’s favorite type of tea? Miniature.
  85. Why do tall people like rooftops? They love a good peak.
  86. How do short people hit a home run? By reaching new heights.
  87. Why do tall people love bridges? They’re always looking for something to cross.
  88. What’s a short person’s favorite type of music? A little bit of everything.
  89. Why do tall people love lightbulbs? They enjoy the high-watt shine.
  90. How do short people achieve their goals? By reaching for the stars, even if they need a ladder.
  91. Why do tall people love cooking? They’re used to turning up the heat.
  92. What’s a short person’s favorite type of candy? Fun size.
  93. Why do tall people love ice cream? It’s the cherry on top of their day.
  94. How do short people enjoy music? They always hit the right note, even if they need to jump for it.
  95. Why do tall people love chandeliers? They like hanging out at the top.
  96. What’s a short person’s favorite game? Lowercase.
  97. Why do tall people love trees? They’re always up for a climb.
  98. How do short people make friends? They always meet halfway.
  99. Why do tall people love rainbows? They’re always ready for a high time.
  100. What’s a short person’s favorite movie? “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.”
  101. Why do tall people love rockets? They’re always up for a launch.
  102. How do short people cheer themselves up? By looking up.
  103. Why do tall people love birds? They love soaring high.
  104. What’s a short person’s favorite way to exercise? Low impact.
  105. Why do tall people love kites? They enjoy reaching new heights.
  106. How do short people enjoy a sunny day? They always find the right spot.
  107. Why do tall people love stairs? They love an uphill climb.
  108. What’s a short person’s favorite kind of joke? A short one.
  109. Why do tall people love antennas? They’re always ready for a high signal.
  110. How do short people enjoy a party? They always stand out.
  111. Why do tall people love the Eiffel tower? They love high-rise attractions.
  112. What’s a short person’s favorite type of fruit? Smallberries.
  113. Why do tall people love diving? They enjoy the deep end.
  114. How do short people appreciate art? They always take a close look.
  115. Why do tall people love high jump? They’re used to jumping to conclusions.
  116. What’s a short person’s favorite type of cookie? A shortbread.
  117. Why do tall people love sunrises? They’re up at the crack of dawn.
  118. How do short people enjoy a good book? They dive right in.
  119. Why do tall people love hats? They’re always head and shoulders above the rest.
  120. What’s a short person’s favorite type of cake? A little one.
  121. Why do tall people love high heels? They enjoy the extra boost.
  122. How do short people face their fears? They always stand tall.
  123. Why do tall people love the circus? They’re always ready for a high wire act.
  124. What’s a short person’s favorite type of clothing? Petite size.
  125. Why do tall people love hiking? They enjoy the peaks.
  126. How do short people show their strength? They stand on their tiptoes.
  127. Why do tall people love giraffes? They see eye to eye.
  128. What’s a short person’s favorite type of party? A low-key one.
  129. Why do tall people love stilts? They enjoy a good balance.
  130. How do short people keep their cool? They always stay grounded.
  131. Why do tall people love ladders? They enjoy going up in the world.
  132. What’s a short person’s favorite type of drink? A short shot.
  133. Why do tall people love the sky? They’re closer to the stars.
  134. How do short people reach for success? They climb the ladder.
  135. Why do tall people love clouds? They’re always floating high.
  136. What’s a short person’s favorite type of meal? Small plates.
  137. Why do tall people love helium balloons? They love the lift-off.
  138. How do short people excel at sports? They always keep their eye on the ball.
  139. Why do tall people love rooftops? They enjoy the vista.
  140. What’s a short person’s favorite type of dance? The lowdown.
  141. Why do tall people love trampolines? They’re always up for a bounce.
  142. How do short people celebrate? They always rise to the occasion.
  143. Why do tall people love treetops? They enjoy the view from the top.
  144. What’s a short person’s favorite type of coffee? A short black.
  145. Why do tall people love high-speed trains? They enjoy the ride.
  146. How do short people make their mark? They leave big impressions.
  147. Why do tall people love jumping jacks? They like to reach high and touch low.
  148. What’s a short person’s favorite type of game? A short round.
  149. Why do tall people love space? They’re used to being in the upper atmosphere.
  150. How do short people enjoy movies? They always get the front row.

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