79 ham radio jokes
- Why don’t ham radio operators play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your antenna is up!
- How do you catch a squirrel, ham radio operator style? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
- What’s a ham’s favorite type of bread? Frequen-rye!
- Why did the ham radio operator break up with his girlfriend? She had too much static!
- Why was the ham radio operator bad at fishing? He kept talking on the radio and scared the fish away!
- How many hams does it take to change a light bulb? None, they’ll just debate for hours on which bulb gives better illumination!
- What’s a ham’s favorite type of music? Wavelength tunes!
- What do you call a nervous ham radio operator? A “shaky frequency”!
- Why don’t hams use bookmarks? Because the frequency is the best marker!
- Why was the ham operator always cold? Because he left his Windows open!
- How does a ham radio operator cut his pizza? With a razor-sharp wavelength!
- Why did the ham operator bring a ladder to the party? To reach the high frequency!
- Why do ham radio operators make bad secret agents? Because they can’t help but broadcast their location!
- What’s a ham radio operator’s favorite type of math? Logarithms, it’s all about the logbook!
- What do you call a talkative ham radio operator? A jabber-wocky!
- Why are most ham radio operators good at golf? They’re used to dealing with long drives and short waves!
- Why do hams make terrible chefs? They keep trying to tune the oven!
- Why was the ham radio operator standing on a chair? He was trying to reach the HF!
- How do you know a ham radio operator is at your party? Your Wi-Fi suddenly improves!
- Why don’t ham radio operators like soda? Too much fizz in the signal!
- Why did the ham radio operator go to jail? He was caught broadcasting secrets!
- What’s a ham radio operator’s favorite dance? The wavelength waltz!
- Why did the ham radio operator carry an umbrella? For rainy day communications!
- Why do ham radio operators never lose at poker? They always have a good hand(le)!
- What’s a ham radio operator’s favorite movie? “Frequency”!
- What did the ham say to his morning coffee? You’re my only filter today!
- Why don’t hams work in sales? Too many cold calls!
- Why was the ham operator a great detective? He could pick up on the faintest signals!
- What do hams give their wives on Valentine’s Day? A bouquet of antennas!
- Why don’t hams make good firemen? They get distracted by the radio!
- How does a ham operator tie his shoes? With a slip knot, just like his antenna!
- Why did the ham operator go to the doctor? He had a severe case of the “beeps”!
- Why are hams like magicians? They can both pull signals out of thin air!
- What’s a ham operator’s favorite vegetable? Radi-o-cchio!
- Why do hams never get lost? They’re always on the right frequency!
- What do you call a ham operator with no radio? A mute point!
- Why was the ham operator always fit? Because he worked out his signals!
- Why did the ham operator sit on his radio? He wanted to crack the code!
- What do you call a clumsy ham? A “stumble upon frequency”!
- Why do ham radio operators hate fast food? Too much static on the line!
- Why did the ham operator go to school? To get a higher degree of frequency!
- Why did the ham operator never argue with his wife? He knew she had the final modulation!
- What’s a ham operator’s favorite drink? Frequency Fizz!
- Why do hams make great detectives? They’re always tuned into the latest buzz!
- How does a ham radio operator leave his house? He just waves!
- Why did the ham operator get a job at the bakery? He kneaded the dough to upgrade his rig!
- What’s a ham operator’s favorite type of coat? A repeater jacket!
- What do you call a ham operator in the gym? A ‘Flexing Frequency’!
- Why are hams like farmers? They both work with ground planes!
- What do you call a ham radio operator who can play the guitar? A “Bandwidth Bandit”!
- Why do hams make terrible police officers? They broadcast their every move!
- Why was the ham operator always sad? He couldn’t decode his own emotions!
- How does a ham operator say goodbye? “73!”
- Why was the ham operator’s garden so beautiful? He had a green thumb for growing antennas!
- What did the antenna say to the ham radio operator? I feel a strong connection!
- What do you call a ham radio operator on a trampoline? A bounce rate!
- Why was the ham operator a great dancer? He had excellent balance in all frequencies!
- What do you call a radio operator who enjoys bird watching? A “HAM-aviary enthusiast”!
- Why do hams have the cleanest houses? They are experts at eliminating noise and interference!
- What do hams use to eat their soup? Antenna spoons!
- How do ham radio operators fix a leak? With duct tape and spare coax!
- What’s a ham radio operator’s favorite candy? Repeater-ment!
- Why was the ham radio operator always second in races? He loved trailing tones!
- How does a ham operator make pancakes? With plenty of gain!
- Why did the ham operator go to art school? He wanted to master fine tuning!
- Why don’t hams ever starve? They always have beans for QSO!
- Why was the ham operator bad at basketball? He couldn’t shoot or rebound, but he was great on the air!
- What’s a ham operator’s favorite salad? A mix of ham, beans, and a dash of RF!
- Why do hams hate hide and seek? They always send out signals!
- Why do ham radio operators enjoy rainy days? More time indoors for DXing!
- What do ham radio operators use to stay clean? RF-resh soap!
- What’s a ham’s favorite type of car? One with lots of band widths!
- How do ham radio operators make their tea? With a well-tuned kettle!
- Why don’t hams like playing chess? They always lose the knight (band)!
- Why did the ham radio operator buy an island? He wanted to be a DXpedition!
- Why was the ham operator bad at gardening? He kept planting antennas!
- What’s a ham radio operator’s favorite spice? Radioactive rosemary!
- What’s a ham radio operator’s favorite game? Hide and frequency seek!
- How did the ham radio operator find his way home? He followed the tower!