57+ goose jokes
- Why don’t geese use cellphones? They prefer to use their honk instead!
- What do you call a goose who won an award? An honoree!
- Why did the goose go to therapy? Because it had too many down days!
- What’s a goose’s favorite board game? Duck, Duck, Goose!
- Why was the goose good at baseball? It always hit fowl balls!
- Why did the goose cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!
- How do geese communicate over long distances? With “web” chat!
- What’s a goose’s favorite TV show? “Feathered Friends!”
- Why don’t geese like talking to ducks at parties? They always quack them up!
- What do you call a goose that gives bad advice? A mislead gander!
- What do you call a goose on a computer? A web designer!
- Why did the goose join the band? Because it had the sax appeal!
- Why did the goose get the job? Because it wasn’t afraid to stick its neck out!
- What do you call a goose at a rock concert? A hard rock gander!
- What did the mother goose say to her misbehaving goslings? Stop your squawking!
- How do geese stick together in a flight? They use duck tape!
- Why was the goose a good detective? It always followed the wild goose chase!
- Why did the goose go to the party? To have a gander!
- What’s a goose’s favorite snack? Quackers!
- How does a goose get to the other side of the river? By flying, it’s not chicken!
- Why did the goose sit on the egg? Because it didn’t want to crack up!
- What do you call a well-educated goose? A wise quacker!
- What do you call a goose that can play the guitar? A music plucker!
- Why don’t geese have any secrets? They’re known to honk!
- What’s a goose’s favorite type of math? Geome-ducky!
- Why did the goose get a timeout? It wouldn’t stop playing “duck, duck, goose”!
- Why did the goose wear a disguise? It was going undercover!
- Why was the goose a good comedian? It always quacked people up!
- Why was the goose studying? To pass the “eggzam”!
- What did the goose say to the duck? Nothing, geese honk!
- Why did the goose bring a suitcase to the pond? For a weekend gander!
- Why did the goose join the debate team? It had great points to quack!
- What do you call a goose that’s afraid to fly? A chicken!
- What’s a goose’s favorite fruit? Gooseberries!
- Why do geese never get lost? Because they always fly in the right direction!
- Why was the goose happy after a long flight? It was finally down!
- Why was the goose a great actor? It was never afraid of getting into a flap!
- How do geese stay informed? They read the “Feathered Times”!
- Why do geese make great secret agents? They always fly under the radar!
- What’s a goose’s favorite exercise? Flap-ups!
- Why did the goose go to the library? To read a “gander” of books!
- What do you call a goose that likes to spin in circles? A round gander!
- Why did the goose join the circus? It wanted to be the ringleader in the three-ring-quacker!
- Why was the goose always in trouble? It always got caught in a flap!
- What did the computer say to the goose? Stop pecking at my keys!
- Why did the goose start a business? It had the right bill for it!
- Why do geese like summer? For the sun and the fowl weather!
- What’s a goose’s favorite kind of story? A fairytale with a happy feather after!
- What do you call a goose that tells tales? A storyquacker!
- How does a goose win at poker? By bluffing with a poker face that’s all it’s quacked up to be!
- Why did the goose go to school? To improve its pecking order!
- What do you call a goose who knows martial arts? Bruce Lee…g!
- What do you call a goose that just finished dinner? Stuffed!
- Why don’t geese like fast food? They can’t eat and fly at the same time!
- Why did the goose join a band? It wanted to get its honk heard!
- Why did the goose bring sunscreen to the beach? It didn’t want to roast!
- Why did the goose go to the bar? For a game of “pool”!
- What’s a goose’s favorite kind of math? Fowlgebra!
- Why was the goose a good motivational speaker? It wasn’t afraid to give everyone a good honk!
- Why was the goose a great musician? It had perfect pitch… and quack!
- Why did the goose go to the gym? It was working on its “pecks”!
- Why was the goose feeling blue? It forgot to migrate for the winter!
- Why did the goose get an umbrella? To avoid getting water “fowl”!
- Why do geese never play hide and seek with ducks? They always quack under pressure!
- What do you call a goose that likes to gossip? A honk-y tonk!
- Why did the goose refuse to play baseball? It always hit fowl balls!
- What do you call a goose that can pick locks? A safe quacker!
- Why did the goose bring a map to the pond? It didn’t want to waddle aimlessly!
- How do geese write secret messages? In invisible “quack”!
- Why did the goose go to the concert? It wanted to be in the “band”!
- What did the goose wear to the party? A feather boa!
- Why did the goose call 911? It got stuck in a “down” situation!
- Why don’t geese use paper? They prefer to wing it!
- What do you call a goose who paints? A quacktist!
- Why was the goose popular at school? It was always the “life of the party fowl”!
- Why did the goose sit on her eggs? She didn’t want to scramble them!
- What do you call a goose that tells dad jokes? A silly gander!
- Why did the goose put on a hat? It was having a bad feather day!
- Why did the goose become a baker? It was tired of the “bread” crumbs!
- Why did the goose join the parade? It wanted to march to the beat of its own “drumstick”!
- Why did the goose go to the mechanic? It needed a tune-up for its “honk”!
- Why was the goose unhappy with its job? It wanted to be a “web” developer!
- What do you call a goose that loves to dance? A ballroom gander!
- Why did the goose go to the doctor? It was feeling “down”!
- What do you call a goose in a bad mood? A sour gander!
- Why did the goose join the air force? It wanted to go on a wild “flight” chase!
- What do you call a goose that digs in the dirt? A ground gander!
- Why did the goose go to the bank? To get a few more “bills”!
- Why did the goose carry an umbrella? To keep its feathers dry!
- Why did the goose go to the movie theater? It heard the film was “egg-citing”!
- What do you call a goose that gives advice? A wise quacker!
- Why did the goose become a spy? It wanted to go undercover!
- What do you call a goose that works out? A buff gander!
- Why did the goose refuse to play chess? It was afraid of the knight’s “move”!
- Why did the goose join a choir? It was all about the “bass”!
- What do you call a goose with a cold? Achoo-se!
- Why did the goose go on a diet? It wanted to shed a few feathers!
- Why was the goose nervous at the interview? It was a high-“flying” job!
- What do you call a goose at a comedy show? A stand-up gander!
- Why was the goose sad at the park? It couldn’t find its “down” time!
- What do you call a goose in a suit? A business gander!
- Why did the goose become a firefighter? It wanted to stop things from getting “fowl”!
- What do you call a goose that can’t fly? A walk!
- Why was the goose a successful artist? It knew how to draw a crowd!
- Why did the goose get a library card? It wanted to read up on its “web” history!
- What do you call a goose that likes to play pranks? A tricky gander!
- Why did the goose become a sailor? It wanted to test the waters!
- What do you call a goose at a rock concert? A headbanger!
- Why was the goose happy at the beach? It was feeling “sand-tastic”!
- What do you call a goose that cooks? A gourmet gander!
- Why did the goose wear sunglasses? It was a bright and “sunny” day!
- Why was the goose proud of its child? It was top of the “pecking” order!
- What do you call a goose in a race? A fast quacker!
- Why did the goose go to the carnival? It wanted to ride the “ferris” wheel!
- What do you call a goose that tells fibs? A lying gander!
- Why was the goose a good DJ? It knew how to “quack” the beat!
- Why did the goose bring a flashlight? It didn’t want to be left in the “duck”!
- What do you call a goose that loves candy? A sweet beak!
- Why did the goose go to the zoo? It wanted to see the other birds!
- What do you call a goose in winter? A cold gander!
- Why was the goose a good teacher? It wasn’t afraid to “egg-cite” young minds!
- Why did the goose go to the supermarket? It needed to pick up some “quackers”!
- What do you call a goose with a diploma? A graduated gander!
- Why did the goose take a nap? It was tired of flying!
- What do you call a goose that tells jokes? A giggle gander!
- Why did the goose wear a helmet? It was going for a “wild” ride!
- What do you call a goose on a trampoline? A bounce gander!
- Why was the goose at the computer? It wanted to update its “web” site!
- What do you call a goose that’s feeling lazy? A lounging gander!
- Why did the goose go to the restaurant? It wanted a “quack” snack!
- What do you call a goose that’s into fashion? A stylish gander!
- Why did the goose bring a compass? It didn’t want to fly south by accident!
- What do you call a goose in a band? A rock gander!
- Why did the goose go to the bakery? It wanted some bread crumbs!
- What do you call a goose with a secret? A mystery gander!
- Why did the goose wear boots? It didn’t want to get its feet wet!
- What do you call a goose that cleans? A tidy gander!
- Why did the goose go to the disco? It wanted to “shake a tail feather”!
- What do you call a goose with a notebook? A writer gander!
- Why did the goose love the park? It was a great place for a gander!
- What do you call a goose that likes to garden? A green beak!
- Why did the goose become a photographer? It wanted to capture the perfect “shot”!
- What do you call a goose that loves coffee? A caffeinated quacker!
- Why did the goose go to the theater? It wanted to see a “fowl” play!
- What do you call a goose in a boxing ring? A featherweight champion!
- Why did the goose go to the spa? It wanted to relax and “unwind”!
- What do you call a goose with a watch? A timely gander!
- Why did the goose bring a bag to the beach? It was packing for a “sandy” day!
- What do you call a goose that can dance? A twist and shout gander!
- Why was the goose excited about the trip? It was ready for a wild gander!