150 gaming jokes

ByLaughlore Team Updated on
  1. Why don’t Xbox players go to parties? Because they can’t find the “A” button.
  2. Why don’t Pokémon like to go outside in the rain? Because they might encounter a Pikachu!
  3. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
  4. How does a Minecraft player celebrate a win? By throwing a block party!
  5. Why do gamers always carry a map? So they never hit a respawn point!
  6. Why don’t PC gamers ever get sunburned? They have too many shadows!
  7. What do you call a group of musical gamers? A bandicoot!
  8. What do you call a PlayStation that can play the piano? PS Bach.
  9. Why couldn’t the computer take its coffee? Because it had a Java error!
  10. Why don’t Call of Duty players play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you respawn!
  11. What’s a game developer’s favorite type of clothing? Button-up shirts.
  12. Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
  13. Why do video game characters never get tired? Because they have endless respawn energy.
  14. Why did the scarecrow become a game designer? He was outstanding in his field.
  15. Why was the computer broke? It suffered a system crash.
  16. What do you call a nervous game system? A jitter-Byte.
  17. What’s a pirate’s favorite video game? “Arrrrrrk: Survival Evolved.”
  18. Why did the programmer get kicked off the football team? Because he kept trying to pass the Java.
  19. What do gamers always carry in their bag? Their escape key.
  20. Why don’t videogame characters get sick? They have too many health bars.
  21. Why was the computer sweating? Because it had too many hot keys.
  22. What’s a video game’s favorite type of music? Button Beethoven.
  23. What do you call a game controller that plays music? A tune-stick.
  24. How do game characters keep their pants up? With a power belt.
  25. Why did the console blush? It saw the game strip.
  26. How does a game console propose? It gives a save-the-date.
  27. Why do video games never sleep? They’re too wired.
  28. What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips.
  29. Why did the gamer always carry a pencil? He wanted to draw first blood.
  30. Why did the console go to school? To get a little bit of class.
  31. Why did the videogame go to therapy? It had too many unresolved conflicts.
  32. Why was the videogame controller in the dessert? It was left on vibrate and made a great mixer.
  33. Why was the game developer bankrupt? He kept giving away free trials.
  34. Why was the game console feeling blue? It was not getting enough play time.
  35. What did the keyboard say to the gamepad? You control me.
  36. Why did the video game go to the bank? To save its progress.
  37. Why did the console apply sunscreen? To protect itself from sunburn: Xbox Edition.
  38. Why did the console go on a diet? It had too many bytes.
  39. What do you call a console in a gym? A FitBit.
  40. How do you fix a broken game console? With game-tape.
  41. What do you call a ghost’s favorite video game? Ghoul of Duty.
  42. How do video game characters get around town? They use fast travel.
  43. Why don’t video game characters need glasses? They have 20/20 vision.
  44. What do you call a drummer in a video game? A beat-em-up.
  45. What’s a computer’s favorite animal? A RAM.
  46. What do you call a video game about gardening? Plantendo.
  47. Why did the video game character bring a bag to the match? He needed to carry the team.
  48. Why did the console go to rehab? It was addicted to cartridges.
  49. How do video game characters stay fit? They do push start-ups.
  50. What do you call a video game about painting? Artendo Switch.
  51. Why did the console eat? It was hungry for games.
  52. Why are video games always healthy? They have plenty of Vit-a-minutes.
  53. What do you call a videogame about a bird? Tweet Fighter.
  54. What do game developers always carry with them? Their debug spray.
  55. Why did the console start meditating? It was trying to find its inner peace (PC).
  56. How does a console stop an argument? It presses the pause button.
  57. What did the graphics card say to the CPU? You process my thoughts.
  58. Why are gaming consoles bad musicians? They always play the same tune.
  59. How does a video game propose? It gives an engagement ringtone.
  60. What do video game characters eat for breakfast? Console cereal.
  61. Why don’t game consoles play hide and seek? They always sit in the corner.
  62. What’s a game developer’s favorite plant? A codinga.
  63. Why did the console wear glasses? To improve its game resolution.
  64. Why did the console go to therapy? It was feeling played out.
  65. What do you call a console that can dance? The Nintango.
  66. Why was the console in the kitchen? It wanted to test a new cooking game.
  67. What do you call a gaming console’s dog? A PlaySta-shund.
  68. Why was the console on a diet? It had too many game rolls.
  69. How does a console feel when it’s ignored? Disconnected.
  70. What do video games use to clean their clothes? Avatar Tide.
  71. What’s a console’s favorite food? Controlleroni pizza.
  72. Why did the console go to the gym? To get a six-screen.
  73. How does a console feel after a long gaming session? Game-beaten.
  74. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a bad case of CAPS LOCK.
  75. Why don’t consoles play chess? They always lose their knights.
  76. What do video game characters do when they’re tired? They take a screen break.
  77. Why did the game console go to school? To get a higher resolution.
  78. How does a console feel when it loses a game? Disc-ouraged.
  79. Why don’t gaming consoles get haircuts? They’re afraid of split screens.
  80. What do video game characters do after they retire? They become game-streamers.
  81. Why was the console lonely? It had no-body to play with.
  82. What’s a game console’s favorite dessert? Ice-creme of the crop.
  83. What do you call a console with no games? A no-play-station.
  84. Why was the console upset with its controller? It was pushing its buttons.
  85. Why did the console cross the road? To play chicken in 4K.
  86. What do video game characters do on their day off? They hit the pause button.
  87. What’s a video game character’s favorite type of car? A joystick shift.
  88. Why did the console break up withthe game? It felt played.
  89. What do video game characters write their homework on? A note-pad controller.
  90. Why was the console wearing glasses? It needed better game vision.
  91. What do you call a console that always loses? A Defeatendo Switch.
  92. Why do video game characters never get thirsty? They have an endless supply of health potions.
  93. How do you call a slow console? A lagbox.
  94. What’s a console’s favorite piece of clothing? Button-up shirts.
  95. Why did the console go to the art exhibit? It heard the pixels were on display.
  96. What do you call a console that’s always happy? A joy-stick.
  97. What’s a console’s favorite type of music? Game-beats.
  98. How does a console flirt? It says, “You press all the right buttons.”
  99. What’s a console’s favorite type of story? A quest tale.
  100. What’s a console’s favorite hobby? Button collecting.
  101. How do consoles say goodbye? “Game over, friend!”
  102. What’s a console’s favorite exercise? Button push-ups.
  103. Why did the console get a job? It was tired of playing games.
  104. How do consoles spice up their food? They use game seasoning.
  105. What’s a console’s favorite magic trick? The disappearing disk trick.
  106. Why do consoles make bad comedians? Their jokes always land on a dead pixel.
  107. Why was the console in the studio? It wanted to drop some game beats.
  108. Why did the console wear a tie? It was playing the role of a button-up professional.
  109. Why was the console at the beach? It wanted to play Sea of Thieves in real life.
  110. How do game characters clean their clothes? They put them in the wash cycle render.
  111. What’s a console’s favorite type of coffee? Es-press-start.
  112. Why did the console go to the supermarket? It heard there was a game sale.
  113. What do you call a console that can sing? Tune-tendo.
  114. Why don’t game consoles ever retire? They’re always in the game.
  115. Why was the console always broke? It always gave 100%.
  116. What do you call a console in the orchestra? The maestro of button-mashing.
  117. Why was the console at the carnival? It was trying to win at the claw game.
  118. What do you call a console that’s always rushing? A HurryStation.
  119. What do you call a messy console? A PlaySlob Station.
  120. Why did the console go to the bank? It wanted to save its game money.
  121. How do consoles greet each other? They say “Nice to console you!”
  122. What do you call a very quiet game console? A Silent Hill-Station.
  123. What do you call a super smart game console? A PlayStat-genius.
  124. What’s a game console’s favorite school subject? Buttonology.
  125. Why was the console at the bakery? It wanted a piece of the pie-chart.
  126. Why don’t consoles play soccer? They can’t handle the kick-off.
  127. What do you call a console that tells the future? A PlaySage Station.
  128. Why was the console at the post office? It was sending game invites.
  129. What do you call a console with no sound? A mute-endo.
  130. Why was the console at the library? It was looking for cheat codes in the books.
  131. Why did the console get a ticket? It ran a red button.
  132. Why do consoles never lose at poker? They always keep a poker face button.
  133. How do game consoles get their news? They press the up-date button.
  134. What’s a console’s favorite party game? Button, button, who’s got the button?
  135. Why did the console go to the fashion show? It was modeling the latest skins.
  136. Why was the console at the construction site? It was working on a building game.
  137. What do you call a console that’s always eating? A Glutton-endo.
  138. Why did the console go to the doctor? It had a bad case of button-itis.
  139. What do you call a console that likes to draw? A Sketch-endo.
  140. What’s a console’s favorite time of the day? Button down time.
  141. Why don’t consoles swim? They’re afraid of button mashing in the water.
  142. What do you call a sad game console? A CryStation.
  143. Why was the console at the hair salon? It was getting a new ‘do for its avatar.
  144. What do you call a tired console? A Rest-endo.
  145. What’s a game console’s favorite type of joke? Button puns.
  146. Why don’t consoles ever get lost? They always follow the arrow buttons.
  147. Why was the console at the garden? It was playing Farmville in real life.
  148. What do you call a console with a job? A WorkStation.
  149. Why was the console at the shoe store? It wanted to try on some new kicks.
  150. What’s a console’s favorite drink? Button-up smoothie.

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