150 funny hurricane jokes

  1. Why don’t hurricanes go out to play soccer? Because they can’t stand the high pressure.
  2. How do hurricanes see? With their eye!
  3. Why did the hurricane break up with the tornado? It said, “I can’t handle all your twists and turns!”
  4. What’s a hurricane’s favorite game? Twister!
  5. What do you call a hurricane that writes novels? An autho-cane!
  6. Why do hurricanes never get lost? They always follow the current.
  7. Why don’t hurricanes have a career in music? They couldn’t get a handle on the high notes.
  8. Why did the hurricane go to therapy? It had too many whirl’d issues.
  9. Why did the hurricane go to the gym? To gain more strength and become a category 5!
  10. Why was the hurricane a terrible cook? It always stirred up trouble!
  11. Why did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? “Hang onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!”
  12. Why was the hurricane a good dancer? It always knew how to spin.
  13. How do hurricanes communicate? They use gale mail!
  14. What’s a polite hurricane’s favorite word? “Excuse breeze!”
  15. Why was the hurricane good at poker? It always had a good hand with a high stakes wind.
  16. Why are hurricanes like real estate agents? They always pressure you to move!
  17. Why was the hurricane always late for dinner? It kept circling the block!
  18. What do hurricanes and marriage have in common? They both start off mild and warm, but before you know it, you’ve lost your house!
  19. What’s a hurricane’s favorite drink? A tropical storm!
  20. Why was the hurricane good at chess? It could always control the board!
  21. What did one hurricane say to the other? “I have my eye on you!”
  22. What’s a hurricane’s favorite exercise? Aerobics!
  23. Why don’t hurricanes make good secret agents? They’re always in the news!
  24. Why did the hurricane refuse to play cards? It was afraid of the high stakes wind.
  25. What do you call a polite hurricane? A gentle breeze!
  26. Why don’t hurricanes ever introduce themselves? They believe in making a grand entrance!
  27. Why did the hurricane go to school? To improve its circulation!
  28. Why did the tornado break up with the hurricane? It was tired of going in circles!
  29. What’s a hurricane’s favorite music? Anything with a strong wind section!
  30. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? “Better hold onto your leaves!”
  31. What do hurricanes and puppies have in common? They both leave a path of destruction!
  32. Why don’t hurricanes get married? They’d lose half of their strength in the divorce!
  33. Why do hurricanes never play hide and seek? They’re always spotted!
  34. Why don’t hurricanes go to college? They already have enough degrees!
  35. Why was the hurricane bad at baseball? It always threw a curve ball!
  36. Why do hurricanes make poor comedians? Their jokes always blow over!
  37. What do hurricanes and bowling have in common? They both end with a strike!
  38. What do you call a hurricane with a carrot, two eggs, and flour? A “cake-nado”!
  39. What do you call a hurricane who can sing? A “wind-er” of American Idol!
  40. Why did the hurricane join a dating site? It was looking for the perfect storm!
  41. Why don’t hurricanes play golf? They always blow the shot!
  42. Why don’t hurricanes ever blush? They’re used to stirring up hot air!
  43. What do hurricanes use to write? A “pen-cane”!
  44. Why do hurricanes hate math? They can’t count past five!
  45. Why do hurricanes never win in boxing? They always throw windmill punches!
  46. What’s a hurricane’s favorite school subject? Geography, they love to travel!
  47. What do hurricanes and cell phones have in common? They both have an eye for contacts!
  48. Why do hurricanes make terrible roommates? They never clean up after themselves!
  49. Why don’t hurricanes make good detectives? They blow their cover too easily!
  50. Why don’t hurricanes make good musicians? They always play by ear!
  51. What did the weatherman give his wife for their anniversary? A “rain-check”!
  52. What do you call a hurricane that loves to read? A “literary storm”!
  53. What do you call a hurricane that does magic? A “whirl-wizard”!
  54. What do hurricanes and comedians have in common? They both know how to do stand-up!
  55. Why do hurricanes never keep secrets? They’re always in the public “eye”!
  56. Why do hurricanes always win at poker? They always play their trump “gust”!
  57. Why don’t hurricanes become politicians? They can’t handle the debate “wind”!
  58. What’s a hurricane’s favorite dance? The Twist!
  59. What do hurricanes and potatoes have in common? They both get mashed!
  60. Why was the hurricane a good writer? It knew how to make a whirl of a story!
  61. Why do hurricanes love drama? They always have an “eye” for it!
  62. Why do hurricanes make terrible comedians? Their punchlines always fall flat!
  63. What do you call a hurricane who’s a chef? A “gale-gourmet”!
  64. What’s a hurricane’s favorite movie? Gone with the Wind!
  65. Why was the hurricane always lost? It couldn’t find its bearings!
  66. Why did the hurricane never go on a diet? It didn’t want to lose any weight!
  67. Why do hurricanes make terrible secretaries? They always blow the paperwork around!
  68. What do you call a hurricane who’s good at math? A “calcu-storm”!
  69. What do hurricanes use to clean their clothes? A “wind-dryer”!
  70. Why did the hurricane go to the theater? It had a role in the latest “gale-ale”!
  71. Why are hurricanes bad at keeping time? They’re always running late!
  72. Why don’t hurricanes wear shoes? They prefer to go barefoot!
  73. Why do hurricanes make bad bosses? They’re always blowing hot air!
  74. Why do hurricanes love to cook? They always stir up something good!
  75. Why do hurricanes never play basketball? They can’t handle the pressure!
  76. What do hurricanes and zombies have in common? They both love a good brain-storm!
  77. What do you call a quiet hurricane? A “soft breeze”!
  78. Why do hurricanes hate fast food? It’s too quick to “blow” past them!
  79. Why do hurricanes make poor poets? Their rhymes are too “windy”!
  80. What do you call a hurricane who’s a programmer? A “code-storm”!
  81. Why don’t hurricanes use GPS? They prefer to go with the flow!
  82. Why do hurricanes make terrible carpenters? They’re always screwing things up!
  83. What do you call a hurricane that loves to draw? A “sketch-storm”!
  84. Whydo hurricanes make bad drivers? They always take the wrong turn!
  85. Why do hurricanes never get sunburned? They always have a cover of clouds!
  86. What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of cake? A whirl-wind chocolate cake!
  87. What’s a hurricane’s favorite pastime? Blowing bubbles!
  88. Why do hurricanes make terrible chefs? They always add too much wind seasoning!
  89. What do hurricanes and Christmas have in common? They both have wrapping!
  90. Why don’t hurricanes work in offices? They can’t stand still!
  91. What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of joke? A knock, knock joke because they always blow the doors off!
  92. What do hurricanes use to stick things together? A “cyclone” of glue!
  93. Why do hurricanes never get into arguments? They’re always going around in circles!
  94. Why do hurricanes make terrible librarians? They can’t keep their books in order!
  95. What do you call a retired hurricane? A “has-wind”!
  96. Why do hurricanes never win at chess? They always lose their knights to the “windmill”!
  97. Why do hurricanes make terrible salesmen? They’re always rushing!
  98. What do hurricanes and pirates have in common? They both love the high seas!
  99. What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal, because they love to rock and roll!
  100. Why do hurricanes make terrible artists? They always draw a whirl!
  101. Why do hurricanes never win at tug-of-war? They always pull in the wrong direction!
  102. Why do hurricanes love roller coasters? They enjoy the twists and turns!
  103. Why don’t hurricanes work in factories? They blow the assembly line!
  104. Why are hurricanes bad at basketball? They can’t handle the “air pressure”!
  105. What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of fruit? A “windberry”!
  106. Why don’t hurricanes become teachers? They can’t control their class!
  107. Why do hurricanes make terrible golfers? They can’t keep their eye on the ball!
  108. Why do hurricanes hate gardening? They can’t stand the “plow”!
  109. What’s a hurricane’s favorite car? A “wind-star”!
  110. Why do hurricanes never tell secrets? They’re always heard across the land!
  111. Why do hurricanes hate elevators? They’d rather take the stairs!
  112. Why don’t hurricanes go camping? They always blow away the tents!
  113. What’s a hurricane’s favorite breakfast? “Whirl-ed” oats!
  114. Why do hurricanes make terrible actors? They always blow their lines!
  115. What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of bird? A “wind-dove”!
  116. Why do hurricanes make poor fishermen? They always blow away the bait!
  117. What’s a hurricane’s favorite day of the week? “Wind-sday”!
  118. Why do hurricanes never work in bakeries? They always blow away the flour!
  119. Why do hurricanes make terrible doctors? They always stir up a panic!
  120. What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of tea? A “gale-grey”!
  121. Why do hurricanes never use computers? They prefer to cloud compute!
  122. What’s a hurricane’s favorite instrument? A “wind-chime”!
  123. Why do hurricanes make terrible lawyers? They always wind up in a twist!
  124. Why don’t hurricanes work in ice cream parlors? They’d blow away all the toppings!
  125. Why are hurricanes never bored? They always have something brewing!
  126. What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of math? “Whirl-gebra”!
  127. Why do hurricanes make terrible waiters? They always spill the beans!
  128. Why do hurricanes hate laundry? They can’t stand the “spin cycle”!
  129. What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of clock? A “wind-up” clock!
  130. Why do hurricanes make terrible cashiers? They always give too much change!
  131. What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of ice cream? “Whirl-ed” peace!
  132. Why do hurricanes never play chess? They can’t stand still!
  133. Why do hurricanes make terrible barbers? They always give a blow cut!
  134. What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of candy? “Whirl-y” pops!
  135. Why do hurricanes hate shoe shopping? They can’t find the perfect fit!
  136. Why do hurricanes make terrible soccer players? They always blow the goal!
  137. What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of coffee? A “gale-atto”!
  138. Why do hurricanes hate fashion? They can’t stand the latest “twirl”!
  139. What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of dance? The “wind-zy”!
  140. Why do hurricanes make terrible photographers? They always blur the picture!
  141. What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of hat? A “wind-sor” cap!
  142. Why do hurricanes make terrible watchmakers? They always blow the hands off the clocks!
  143. Why don’t hurricanes become pilots? They can’t control the turbulence!
  144. What’s a hurricane’s favorite board game? “Whirl-opoly”!
  145. Why do hurricanes never join the army? They can’t stand the “drill”!
  146. Why do hurricanes hate shopping? They always wind up spending too much!
  147. What’s a hurricane’s favorite type of suit? A “wind-sor” knot!
  148. Why do hurricanes hate knitting? They always drop the stitches!
  149. Why do hurricanes make terrible bakers? They always blow the candles out!
  150. And lastly, why don’t hurricanes ever take a break? They don’t have time to “wind down”!

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