57+ fungi jokes
- Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi.
- Why did the fungus break up with the algae? Because they had too many lichen issues.
- Why do mushrooms always get invited to veggie parties? Because they’re such fungis to be with.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite room? The living sp-room.
- What did one mushroom say to the other? You’re a real truffle maker!
- How does a mushroom get its daily exercise? By going for a spore-t run.
- Why don’t fungi ever go on vacation? They don’t want to leave their mycelium.
- What do you call a mushroom who likes to share? A give-and-take-icus.
- What do mushrooms wear to keep warm? Cap-s and stem-wear.
- How do mushrooms text each other? They use their cell-phones.
- What do you call a mushroom who can play the piano? A musi-shroom.
- What’s a fungi’s favorite type of music? Mushroom Rock.
- Why do fungi make terrible secret agents? Because they’re always sporing.
- Why don’t mushrooms fight? They have morel standards.
- Why was the mushroom always picked first in games? Because he was a champignon.
- What do you call a mushroom who likes to party? A Fun-ghetto.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite dessert? Chocolate truffle-les.
- Why are mushrooms so well-behaved? They have strong morel compasses.
- What do mushrooms write their notes on? Cap-sules of paper.
- Why did the fungus take a break? It felt spore.
- What do fungi use to unlock doors? Their my-keys.
- What do you call a mushroom who knows everything? A know-it-shiitake.
- Why did the mushroom lose the race? Because it was a slow-poke.
- How do you know a mushroom is a good listener? It’s all gills.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite game? Hide and spore-seek.
- What do you call a lost mushroom? A misplace-ellium.
- How do fungi cut their hair? They use shroom-scissors.
- Why did the mushroom go to school? To become a fungi-cologist.
- Why did the mushroom always win at poker? It had a great poker cap.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite exercise? Spore-lates.
- Why was the mushroom a great chef? Because of its porto-bella cooking.
- What do you call a mushroom that always shows up on time? Punc-tualicus.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite holiday? Hallo-weed.
- How do mushrooms send their mail? By spore-st.
- Why did the mushroom wear a cap? To cover his head-room.
- Why was the mushroom a good detective? He had a knack for spore-ensics.
- Why don’t mushrooms lend books? They’re afraid of spore-adic returns.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite dance? The Fungi Shuffle.
- Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes? They have a unique sense of hu-mushroom.
- Why was the mushroom the best at hide and seek? It was a master of dis-spore-se.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite time of day? The early morel-ning.
- Why did the mushroom make a good lawyer? It had a strong case of morelity.
- How do mushrooms organize their schedule? They use a mycelen-dar.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite film? The Spore-st Gump.
- Why did the mushroom get promoted? He was a fungi to work with.
- What do you call a mushroom with a cold? Achoo-ticus.
- Why did the mushroom join the choir? It had a lovely sporo-tono.
- What did the mushroom say to the fridge? There’s not mush-room in here!
- How does a mushroom greet its friends? “Hey spore-t!”
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite meal? Spaghetti bolog-mush.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite sport? Fungi jumping.
- Why did the mushroom become a baker? It kneaded the dough.
- What did the mushroom bring to the potluck? A fun-gi dip.
- What do you call a mushroom who’s always late? Tardi-cus.
- Why did the mushroom go to the art class? To learn about spore-traits.
- What do you call a mushroom at the North Pole? A fungi-cicle.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite TV show? The Big Bang Spore-y.
- Why did the mushroom never get lost? It always followed the spore-ad.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite day of the week? Spore-day.
- Why was the mushroom good at tennis? It was a pro at spore-ving the ball.
- What do mushrooms use to light their homes? Fungi-re.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite superhero? Spore-man.
- Why do fungi make good friends? They don’t take up mush-room.
- What do you call a trendy mushroom? Hip-stereum.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite joke? Anything with a punch cap.
- Why did the mushroom become a poet? It had a way with spores.
- Why was the mushroom good at math? It was an ace at spore-mulas.
- What did the mushroom say when it won the game? “I’m cap-tivating!”
- What do you call a mushroom with a phobia? Myco-fearic.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite part of the house? The cap-ort.
- Why do mushrooms never fight? They prefer to take the high cap.
- What did the mushroom say to the cucumber? “You’re a real dill, but I’m fun-gi.”
- Why did the mushroom start a blog? It wanted to share its spore-ies.
- What did the mushroom wear to the beach? A cap-kini.
- Why did the mushroom join the circus? It was a fun-gi on a trapeze.
- Why don’t mushrooms play chess? They don’t like being in cap-tivity.
- Why do mushrooms make good roommates? They’re great at splitting the rent.
- What do you call a mushroom in the army? A cap-tain.
- Why did the mushroom become a teacher? It had the cap-acity to inspire.
- Why did the mushroom go to the library? It loved a good mycel-story.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite book? “The Great Sporesby.”
- Why did the mushroom become a gardener? It had a green cap.
- What do you call a mushroom who loves the rain? A downpour-icus.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite board game? Cap-ture the flag.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite drink? Spore-tea.
- Why did the mushroom go to the theater? It loved mush-dramas.
- Why don’t mushrooms like spicy food? It’s not to their cap.
- Why did the mushroom become an actor? It loved the spore-tlight.
- Why did the mushroom join the gym? It wanted to work on its stem.
- What do you call a mushroom who likes to read? A book-icus.
- Why did the mushroom become a politician? It believed in morel values.
- Why was the mushroom always calm? It had inner peas.
- Why don’t mushrooms use umbrellas? They cap-e without them.
- Why did the mushroom go to the carnival? It wanted to ride the spore-is wheel.
- Why do mushrooms always know what’s going on? They keep their gills to the ground.
- Why was the mushroom good at business? It knew how to cap-italize.
- What do you call a mushroom who likes to swim? A water-icus.
- Why did the mushroom get a job? It needed to bring home the bacon.
- Why did the mushroom become a reporter? It had a nose for spore.
- Why did the mushroom become a sailor? It wanted to ride the high seas.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite place? The mush-lounge.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite car? A cap-illac.
- Why did the mushroom become a scientist? It had a natural curiosity.
- Why don’t mushrooms like to fly? They’re afraid of cap-turbulence.
- Why did the mushroom start a band? It loved jam sessions.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite instrument? The spore-ano.
- Why did the mushroom become a chef? It had a flair for the edible.
- Why did the mushroom go to college? It wanted to be a fun-gi-neer.
- Why did the mushroom become a photographer? It had an eye for the aesthetic.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite clothing brand? Cap-parel.
- Why did the mushroom start a company? It saw a business op-pore-tunity.
- Why was the mushroom a good baseball player? It had a good cap-swing.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite dance move? The cap-twirl.
- What do you call a mushroom that’s an author? A writer-icus.
- Why did the mushroom become a DJ? It knew how to cap-tivate a crowd.
- Why did the mushroom get into fashion? It loved cap- couture.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite kind of news? Spore-tainment.
- Why did the mushroom join the choir? It loved to sing spore-anos.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite hobby? Cap-collecting.
- Why was the mushroom a good speaker? It had a lot to spore-ak about.
- Why did the mushroom start a charity? It had a big cap-heart.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite animal? The cap-ybara.
- Why did the mushroom start a podcast? It had a voice to spore-ead.
- Why did the mushroom become a banker? It loved counting cap-ital.
- What do you call a mushroom with a pet? A mush-pet-owner.
- Why did the mushroom become a psychologist? It had a way with spore-ds.
- Why did the mushroom start a blog? It loved writing spore-icles.
- Why did the mushroom become a cop? It wanted to serve and spore-tect.
- Why did the mushroom join the debate team? It loved to cap-tivate with words.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite shoe brand? Cap-sneakers.
- What do you call a mushroom who’s a pilot? A fly-icus.
- Why did the mushroom become a filmmaker? It loved telling cap-tivating stories.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite social media platform? Spore-terest.
- Why did the mushroom go to the dentist? It had a tooth-cap.
- Why did the mushroom become a comedian? It loved to cap-ture laughs.
- Why did the mushroom become a vet? It loved animals to the cap and back.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite cartoon? Spore-ngeBob SquarePants.
- Why did the mushroom join a band? It loved to play the spore-cussion.
- Why did the mushroom become a yoga teacher? It loved the flow of spore-asanas.
- What do you call a mushroom that’s an architect? A builder-icus.
- Why did the mushroom join the drama club? It loved to act out spore-ads.
- Why did the mushroom start a music festival? It loved a good beat.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite pizza? The one with extra mush-toppings.
- What do you call a mushroom that’s an artist? A painter-icus.
- Why did the mushroom become a librarian? It loved the smell of spore-y books.
- Why did the mushroom become a doctor? It had a healing cap-acity.
- What’s a mushroom’s favorite tea? Cap-mint tea.
- What do you call a mushroom who’s a mechanic? A fixer-icus.
- Why did the mushroom join a dance troupe? It loved to do the spore-tango.
- Why did the mushroom start a travel blog? It wanted to explore the world.