83 colorado jokes
- Why don’t secrets work in Colorado? Because the mountains peak.
- Why did the bread loaf move to Colorado? Because it wanted to rise to new heights.
- How does a Coloradan answer the phone? “Yellowstone, who’s this?”
- How do you know a Colorado dog is smart? It barks in High Definition.
- Why did the rock climber move to Colorado? He heard it was a stone’s throw away.
- What’s the unofficial song of Colorado hikers? “Take a walk on the wild side.”
- Why do all the trees in Colorado lean east? Because Nebraska blows.
- Why did the ghost move to Colorado? He heard it’s where the spirits soar.
- Why don’t Colorado natives need calendars? Because they have the Four Seasons.
- Why do baseball players love Colorado? Because every hit is out of the park.
- Why do Colorado rivers never get lost? Because they always follow the current.
- Why did the coffee bean move to Colorado? It wanted to get a Rocky Mountain Roast.
- Why did the snowflake love Colorado? Because it felt right at home.
- Why did the cat move to Colorado? Because it heard of the Purrfect Peaks.
- What’s a Coloradan’s favorite dance move? The Boulder Roll.
- Why is everyone in Colorado so fit? Because they’re always on a Rocky road.
- How do Coloradans stay cool? They just chill out in the Snowmass.
- Why did the bike love living in Colorado? Because it enjoyed being on a roll.
- What’s a Coloradan’s favorite board game? Chutes and Ladders – Mountain Edition.
- What do you call a Colorado pizza? A Pikes Peak-a-roni.
- Why did the bear move to Colorado? Because it wanted to be a Boulder bear.
- Why did the cloud stay in Colorado? It fell in love with the high life.
- What do you call a secret agent from Colorado? A spy-k Peak operative.
- Why was the Colorado football team so cool? Because they were chillin’ in the end zone.
- What do you call a comedy show in Colorado? Rocky Mountain High-larious.
- Why are Colorado bakeries so successful? Their dough always rises to the occasion.
- Why do mountains in Colorado never get bored? Because they peak at everything.
- Why don’t Coloradans mind the snow? They’re flakey in a good way.
- Why did the comet visit Colorado? To experience space on a Rocky scale.
- How do you know a snowman is from Colorado? It wears a ski mask.
- Why are Coloradoans always up early? They’re eager to reach new peaks.
- Why did the pancake go to Colorado? It heard the syrup flows like rivers.
- Why do you never play hide and seek with mountains in Colorado? Because they always peak.
- What do you call a rapper from Colorado? Ice-Trek.
- Why was the Colorado river so modest? It always kept its banks low.
- What’s a Colorado insect’s favorite sport? Ski-beetle.
- Why do Coloradoans have big hearts? Because they live a mile closer to the stars.
- What’s a Coloradan’s favorite fruit? Apric-ots.
- Why did the reindeer move to Colorado? It wanted to play in the deer snow.
- What’s a Coloradoan’s favorite exercise? Summit squats.
- Why was the Colorado football team so good? They always peaked at the right time.
- What’s the most studious town in Colorado? Read-ing.
- What did the Colorado mountains say to the storm? You can’t peak our interest.
- What’s a Coloradoan’s favorite drink? Pikes Peak Lemonade.
- Why was the Colorado sandwich so big? It was stuffed with Boulder cheese.
- What do you call a fish that knows every peak in Colorado? A mountain gill guide.
- Why did the artist move to Colorado? To draw the Rockies.
- How do Colorado chickens greet each other? “Boulder-day!”
- What do you call a Colorado dinosaur? A Rockiesaurus Rex.
- What’s the only day that snow falls in Colorado? Any day that ends in “Y”.
I hope you’re enjoying these Colorado jokes.
Here’s the second batch.
- Why are Coloradans the best at geometry? Because they always get to the point.
- What’s a Coloradoan’s favorite direction? Peak West.
- What do you call a pop star in Colorado? Denver Lovato.
- Why did the mountain feel small in Colorado? It was just a hill amongst giants.
- How did the ant feel in Colorado? It was a bit peak-ish.
- Why did the ice cream melt in Colorado? It couldn’t handle the peak heat.
- How do you know you’re a Colorado native? You’ve been on Rocky Mountain “highs” more times than you can count.
- Why did the football team move to Colorado? They heard the competition was going downhill.
- What’s a Coloradoan’s favorite spice? Thyme, because it’s always mountain thyme.
- Why did the sun always visit Colorado? To see the world from a peak perspective.
- Why was the Colorado road so modest? It always kept its curves low.
- Why are Coloradoans good at chess? They’re always thinking about their next move.
- Why did the superhero move to Colorado? He heard it was the peak of justice.
- What do you call a bird in Colorado? A Boulder pecker.
- What’s a Coloradan’s favorite vegetable? Pea-ks.
- Why did the moon love Colorado? It felt closer to earth.
- What do you call a car built in Colorado? A Rock-yota.
- Why was the Colorado skyscraper so humble? It knew it couldn’t touch the Rockies.
- What do Colorado mountains use to send messages? Peak-text.
- Why did the surfer move to Colorado? He heard the waves were rocky.
- What’s a Coloradoan’s favorite type of cheese? Gouda, because it’s so goud-a.
- Why are Coloradoans great sailors? They’re used to navigating rocky waters.
- What do you call a noisy puppy in Colorado? A Bark-er.
- Why did the jogger love Colorado? She loved the ups and downs.
- Why are Coloradoan farmers successful? Because their crops always reach new heights.
- What’s a Coloradoan’s favorite type of music? Rock-y.
- Why did the potato move to Colorado? It heard the soil was spud-tacular.
- What do you call a lightning bolt in Colorado? A Shock-y Mountain.
- Why did the toothbrush love Colorado? It loved the minty fresh air.
- What’s a Coloradoan’s favorite type of poetry? Haiku-rado.
- Why did the spider move to Colorado? It heard there were lots of web-sites to see.
- What’s a Coloradoan’s favorite type of dog? A Bark-y Mountain Terrier.
- Why are Coloradoans good at math? They’re used to counting the peaks.