150 cockroach jokes
- Why don’t cockroaches ever pay rent? They prefer free room and B-ug-board!
- What did the happy cockroach say? Life’s better when you’re always bugging!
- Why are cockroaches so good at Hide and Seek? Because they’re the masters of the roach-mantic art of disappearing!
- How do cockroaches make a big decision? They ‘chitter’ over it.
- Why was the cockroach thrown out of the library? It was a book-bug-ler!
- Why don’t cockroaches play soccer? They can’t handle the roach-tackling!
- Why do cockroaches never play poker in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs!
- Why are cockroaches the best dancers? They really know how to break it down!
- What’s a cockroach’s favorite TV show? “The Walking Shed!”
- Why are cockroaches great at marathons? They always have an extra leg-up!
- What did one cockroach say to another at the bar? This place is so clean, it’s making my skin crawl!
- Why don’t cockroaches use smartphones? Too many bugs!
- What is a cockroach’s favorite song? “I Will Survive!”
- How do you know a cockroach is in love? When it says, “You’re the light of my life, but please switch it off!”
- What does a cockroach do after a good joke? It cracks up!
- Why did the cockroach bring a sweater to the movie theater? He heard it was full of chills and thrills!
- What do you call a cockroach that won the lottery? Filthy rich!
- Why did the cockroach go to Paris? He wanted to see the B-ug-gle Tower!
- What’s a cockroach’s favorite game? Hide and squeak!
- Why did the cockroach get a job? He wanted to make ends meet!
- Why did the cockroach break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t handle his buggy lifestyle!
- What is a cockroach’s favorite exercise? The roach lift!
- Why don’t cockroaches get sunburnt? They always stay in the shade!
- Why did the cockroach go to the party? He heard it was going to be lit!
- What do you call a cockroach that can play baseball? A diamond in the roach!
- Why did the cockroach become a baker? He had a knack for kneading dough!
- Why did the cockroach go to the art museum? To see the fine bugs!
- What do you call a famous cockroach? A celebrity bug!
- Why did the cockroach join the circus? He wanted to be a ring-leader!
- What do you call a cockroach who loves to read? A book-bug!
- Why did the cockroach get a job as a DJ? He wanted to feel the beat!
- Why did the cockroach go to the dentist? He had a cavity from all the sweet crumbs!
- Why are cockroaches bad at basketball? They always drop the ball!
- What’s a cockroach’s favorite type of math? Geomet-roach!
- Why did the cockroach bring a suitcase to the park? He wanted a picnic!
- Why do cockroaches make terrible secret agents? They always crack under pressure!
- What do you call a cockroach who works at a newspaper? A news bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to school? He wanted to be a bookworm!
- Why did the cockroach bring a compass to the desert? He didn’t want to get lost!
- What do you call a cockroach that’s a great swimmer? A water bug!
- Why do cockroaches never win at checkers? They always get jumped!
- Why did the cockroach join the gym? He wanted to beef up!
- Why did the cockroach start a band? He wanted to make some noise!
- What’s a cockroach’s favorite type of music? Bug-n-roll!
- Why don’t cockroaches ever get lost? They always bug the tour guide!
- What do you call a cockroach with a degree? An educated pest!
- What’s a cockroach’s favorite type of dance? The bug-a-loo!
- Why do cockroaches never miss a beat? They always have a leg in the rhythm!
- Why did the cockroach go to the beach? He heard it was a real hot spot!
- What do you call a cockroach who likes to paint? An art-bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the theater? He wanted a role in the limelight!
- Why do cockroaches never get stressed? They take everything in stride!
- What do you call a cockroach with a map? A navig-ant!
- Why did the cockroach start a company? He wanted to be a big shot!
- What do you call a cockroach who can sing? A rock-roach!
- Why did the cockroach go to the music festival? He wanted to catch the buzz!
- What do you call a cockroach in a spacesuit? An astro-naut!
- Why don’t cockroaches get scared easily? They’re always on their toes!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a stand-up comedian? A laugh bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the spa? He needed a breather!
- What do you call a cockroach in a race car? A speed bug!
- Why did the cockroach start a blog? He wanted to express his feelings!
- What do you call a cockroach who loves to cook? A chef-roach!
- Why did the cockroach go to the casino? He felt lucky!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a detective? A mystery bug!
- Why did the cockroach join a choir? He wanted to raise the roof!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a doctor? A health bug!
- Why don’t cockroaches get bored? They always find something to do!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a carpenter? A wood bug!
- Why did the cockroach get glasses? He wanted to see the world!
- What do you call a cockroach on a boat? A sea bug!
- Why did the cockroach bring an umbrella? He heard it was going to rain cats and dogs!
- What do you call a cockroach who loves coffee? A cafe-roach!
- Why did the cockroach become a gardener? He wanted to grow some roots!
- What do you call a cockroach with a cold? A snot bug!
- Why don’t cockroaches play hide and seek with elephants? They always get squashed!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a fashion designer? A style bug!
- Why did the cockroach become a writer? He had a lot to say!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s an athlete? A sporty bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the city? He wanted to live the high life!
- What do you call a cockroach who loves to study? A nerd bug!
- Why did the cockroach go on a diet? He wanted to trim down!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a film director? A movie bug!
- Why did the cockroach join a band? He wanted to be in the spotlight!
- What do you call a cockroach who loves technology? A tech bug!
- Why did the cockroach become a singer? He wanted to hit the high notes!
- What do you call a cockroach who loves pizza? A foodie bug!
- Why did the cockroach start a charity? He wanted to give back!
- What do you call a cockroach who loves astronomy? A space bug!
- Why don’t cockroaches get stage fright? They’re used to the spotlight!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a lawyer? A legal bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to a fancy restaurant? He wanted a taste of the good life!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a history teacher? An old bug!
- Why did the cockroach bring a book to the party? He wanted some quiet time!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a firefighter? A brave bug!
- Why did the cockroach join a dance club? He wanted to shake a leg!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a scientist? A smart bug!
- Why did the cockroach become a lifeguard? He wanted to make a splash!
- What do you call a cockroach who loves photography? A shutterbug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the gym? He wanted to bug out!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a baker? A dough bug!
- Why don’t cockroaches make good actors? They always forget their lines!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a poet? A word bug!
- Why did the cockroach get a watch? He didn’t want to lose track of time!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a hairstylist? A beauty bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the amusement park? He wanted a roller-roach-ter ride!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s an architect? A design bug!
- Why did the cockroach become a teacher? He wanted to bug the students!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a farmer? A country bug!
- Why did the cockroach join a chess club? He wanted to checkmate!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a mechanic? A grease bug!
- Why did the cockroach bring a ladder to the party? He wanted to reach for the stars!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a yoga instructor? A zen bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the bakery? He wanted a piece of the pie!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a plumber? A pipe bug!
- Why did the cockroach join a boxing club? He wanted to pack a punch!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a pilot? A wing bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the opera? He wanted to hit the high notes!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a bartender? A brew bug!
- Why did the cockroach join a knitting club? He wanted to tie up loose ends!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a real estate agent? A property bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the supermarket? He wanted to stock up!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a dentist? A tooth bug!
- Why did the cockroach join a comedy club? He wanted to tickle some ribs!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a jeweler? A gem bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the arcade? He wanted to hit the jackpot!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a cook? A kitchen bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the zoo? He wanted to monkey around!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a musician? A sound bug!
- Why did the cockroach join a book club? He wanted to turn a new leaf!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a waiter? A service bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the circus? He wanted to clown around!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a gardener? A green bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the music concert? He wanted to rock and roll!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a tailor? A stitch bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the magic show? He wanted to disappear!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a banker? A money bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the ballet? He wanted to pirouette!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a painter? A color bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the planetarium? He wanted to reach for the stars!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a football player? A goal bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the fashion show? He wanted to strut his stuff!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a taxi driver? A ride bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the museum? He wanted to bug the artifacts!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a sailor? A sea bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the pottery class? He wanted to mold his future!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a police officer? A cop bug!
- Why did the cockroach go to the ice cream shop? He wanted to chill out!
- What do you call a cockroach who’s a nurse? A care bug!
- And finally, why did the cockroach cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!