77 clownfish jokes
- Why don’t clownfish like to share their anemones? Because they’re too “shellfish”!
- Why are clownfish the best comedians under the sea? Because they’re always “clowning” around!
- What do you call a clownfish that works in the office? A desk-jockey fish!
- How do clownfish get to school? They catch the octo-bus!
- Why do clownfish always know where they are? Because they never lose their “school”!
- Why are clownfish such great musicians? They’ve got the best “tuna”!
- What does a clownfish say when he’s not impressed? “I’m not fin-pressed!”
- What’s a clownfish’s favorite song? “Under the Sea”!
- How do clownfish make a decision? They “mullet” over!
- Why do clownfish never get into arguments? They always “scale” back their words!
- What do you call a clownfish that’s always tired? A “drift” fish!
- What do you call a clownfish at the top of its class? A “swimma cum laude”!
- Why don’t clownfish play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
- Why do clownfish never get lost at sea? They always follow the current events!
- Why was the clownfish a great actor? He was always in “school” plays!
- What’s a clownfish’s favorite holiday? Christmas, they love the “presents” of family!
- Why was the clownfish the best at volleyball? He was a great “net”-worker!
- What do clownfish wear to parties? “Reef” ties!
- Why was the clownfish blushing? Because the sea “weed”!
- Why do clownfish make good detectives? They always “sea” the truth!
- What’s a clownfish’s favorite math problem? “Algae”-bra!
- Why are clownfish great friends? They always “kelp” each other out!
- Why was the clownfish always broke? He kept “floundering” his money!
- Why do clownfish love the circus? They can relate to the “clowns”!
- Why did the clownfish go to school? To become a little more “fin”-formed!
- What do clownfish call their grandparents? Grand-“fin”s!
- What did the mommy clownfish say to the baby clownfish? “You’re fintastic”!
- What do you call a fat clownfish? A “round” fish!
- How do clownfish pay for their lunch? With “sand” dollars!
- Why do clownfish love astronomy? They’re fascinated by the “star” fish!
- What’s a clownfish’s favorite sport? Water “polo”!
- Why do clownfish make great chefs? They’re always “whale”-seasoned!
- Why do clownfish love to garden? They have a green “fin”!
- What do you call a shy clownfish? An introver-“sea”!
- Why do clownfish make bad liars? You can “sea” right through them!
- Why do clownfish never get sunburned? They always stay below the “sun” fish!
- Why did the clownfish join the gym? To become a “muscle” fish!
- Why are clownfish so well-behaved? They’re always in “school”!
- What do clownfish use to text each other? Their “shell” phones!
- Why do clownfish make great poets? They have a way with “waves”!
- What do you call a clownfish with a lot of money? A “gold” fish!
- Why did the clownfish go to the party? He was a “social” swimmer!
- How do clownfish stay safe? They always have a “buddy” system!
- What’s a clownfish’s favorite drink? “Water”melon juice!
- Why did the clownfish go to therapy? He had a lot of “eel”-ings!
- Why do clownfish love to read? They’re fascinated by “reef”erences!
- Why was the clownfish always popular? He was a “ray” of sunshine!
- Why did the clownfish wear glasses? To improve his “sea” sight!
- What do you call a clownfish that works in construction? A “hammer”-head!
- How do clownfish stay updated? They read the daily “current”!
- Why did the clownfish fail his driving test? He couldn’t handle the “bouy”ancy!
- Why are clownfish always calm? They always go with the “flow”!
- Why did the clownfish start a business? He wanted to be a “fin”trepreneur!
- Why do clownfish love cleaning? They’re always “tidying” up their “current” place!
- Why did the clownfish never win at poker? He had a bad “haddock”!
- Why was the clownfish the best dancer? He had the best “manta”-moves!
- What’s a clownfish’s favorite TV show? “Gillmore Girls”!
- Why are clownfish great at chess? They know how to check-“mate”!
- Why do clownfish always score in soccer? They’re great at “fin”ishing!
- What’s a clownfish’s favorite type of music? “Reef”-gae!
- Why did the clownfish cross the ocean? To get to the other “tide”!
- Why don’t clownfish ever feel guilty? They don’t have a “mora”-eel!
- Why do clownfish love social media? They’re always “upstreaming”!
- Why are clownfish always safe at night? They sleep with one “eye” open!
- How do clownfish send secret messages? In “bottle” mails!
- Why do clownfish love to play poker? They always have a “full” house!
- What’s a clownfish’s favorite movie? “Finding Nem-oh, that’s me!”.
- Why did the clownfish go to jail? He was caught “krilling”!
- Why do clownfish never miss a beat? They always “scale” it right!
- Why do clownfish make good teachers? They’re “fin”-spiring!
- How do clownfish apologize? They say “I’m sorr-fin”!
- Why are clownfish great magicians? They’re always “trout” of the box!
- Why did the clownfish go on a diet? He wanted to “scale” down!
- What do clownfish like to eat for breakfast? “Kelp”-flakes!
- What’s a clownfish’s favorite time of day? “High” tide!
- Why did the clownfish join the orchestra? He loves to play the “bass”!
- What did the clownfish say to his sweetheart? “I’m o-fish-ally in love with you!”