57+ chicken nugget puns
- Why didn’t the chicken nugget cross the road? Because it was too chicken.
- What do you call a nugget that can sing? A chicken “tune”get.
- What does a chicken nugget wear to a fancy dinner? A chicken “suit”get.
- When a chicken nugget is worried, it starts to “fry”.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite day? Fry-day.
- What do you call a nugget on a roller coaster? A chick-thrill nugget.
- Chicken nuggets always have the “inside scoop”.
- Why don’t chicken nuggets play sports? They’re afraid of getting “dunked”.
- What do chicken nuggets bring to a party? Crispy good times.
- Don’t chicken out, just nugget about it.
- What does a chicken nugget write with? A “peck-cil”.
- Chicken nuggets are never selfish, they’re always willing to “dip”.
- What do chicken nuggets wear to bed? Pajam-eggs.
- What do you call a rich chicken nugget? A golden nugget.
- Where do chicken nuggets go on vacation? Chick-ago.
- A chicken nugget’s favorite song? “Fry Me to The Moon.”
- Chicken nuggets never lie, they are always “breaded” honest.
- Why are chicken nuggets popular? They’ve got that golden touch.
- What does a chicken nugget say to its sweetheart? I’m “fried” over heels for you.
- What does a chicken nugget call a fun event? A “bashet” fry.
- What do you call a chicken nugget poet? Edgar Allan Poultry.
- How do chicken nuggets apologize? They say, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to “ruffle” your feathers.”
- Chicken nuggets love music because it’s always crispy and “in-tune”.
- Why do chicken nuggets never get cold? Because they’ve got a nice “breading”.
- How do chicken nuggets stay in shape? They “crunch” every day.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite dance move? The “wing” and a prayer.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite exercise? The “leg” press.
- Why was the chicken nugget bad at tennis? Because it had a “fowl” serve.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite movie? “GoldenEye”.
- Chicken nuggets are never early, they always arrive “just in thyme”.
- What does a chicken nugget say to its friend when leaving? “See you fry-day.”
- What do you call a chicken nugget in a band? A rock hen roll star.
- How does a chicken nugget stay cool? It just chills.
- What do you call a chicken nugget who can play the guitar? A chick ‘n roll star.
- What do you call a chicken nugget magician? A Houdini Hen.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite city? New York City, for its “skyline”.
- Chicken nuggets don’t have to wing it, they’re always prepared.
- What do you call a scared chicken nugget? A chicken scaredy-cat.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite band? The Rolling Scones.
- Why do chicken nuggets make good detectives? They always “crack” the case.
- How do chicken nuggets express joy? They do the “funky chicken”.
- Why are chicken nuggets always calm? They’re never “under done”.
- What do you call a chicken nugget that tells jokes? A com-hen-dian.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite car? A Hatch-back.
- What does a chicken nugget bring to a picnic? A basket full of “pecks”.
- What do you call a nervous chicken nugget? A “flutter nugget”.
- Why did the chicken nugget bring a map? Because it didn’t want to “wing” it.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite hobby? “Peck-nicking”.
- What do you call a chicken nugget that practices yoga? A Zen Hen.
- Why did the chicken nugget go to the therapist? It felt “crispy”.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite song? “Can’t stop the peeling.”
- How do chicken nuggets communicate? They “chirp” out messages.
- Why was the chicken nugget a good actor? It never “cracked” under pressure.
- What do chicken nuggets love to read? “Peck-seller” books.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite game? Hide and “peck”.
- Why did the chicken nugget join the circus? It wanted to be a “ring” leader.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite part of a joke? The “punch” line.
- Why don’t chicken nuggets play basketball? They’re afraid of the “fowl” line.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite type of music? “Beak”-bop.
- How does a chicken nugget propose? With a “wing”.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite type of art? “Hen”-sionism.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite book? “To “Kill” a “Fry”ingbird”.
- What do you call a chicken nugget in space? An astro-nugget.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite historical period? The “Golden” age.
- Why are chicken nuggets bad at hide and seek? They always “crack” up.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite car? A “Coop”.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite sport? “Peck”-ball.
- How do chicken nuggets greet each other? They “wave” their wings.
- What do chicken nuggets say before a race? “Ready, set, “roost”!”
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite candy? “Crisp”-y bars.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite superhero? Bat-hen.
- What do chicken nuggets say when they’re surprised? “Well, “pluck” me!”
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite movie genre? “Cluck-buster”.
- How do chicken nuggets express affection? They give “peck” on the cheek.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite TV show? “Golden Girls”.
- What do you call a chicken nugget that’s a good listener? An “egg”-cellent friend.
- Why did the chicken nugget go to the party? It heard it was “crackling”.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite type of weather? “Fowl” weather.
- Why don’t chicken nuggets work in an office? They hate getting “cooped” up.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite exercise? The “peck” deck.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite color? “Golden” yellow.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite shape? A “circle”.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite type of poem? A “hen”-taminet.
- What do you call a chicken nugget that’s always happy? A “sunshine” nugget.
- How do chicken nuggets say goodbye? “See you “hen”-ter.”
- What do you call a chicken nugget in a horror movie? A “scare-dy” cat.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite holiday? Thanks-“giblet”-ing.
- How do chicken nuggets solve problems? They “cluck” it out.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite instrument? The “chick”-llo.
- What do you call a chicken nugget that’s lost? A “mis-pluck” nugget.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite type of bread? A “bun”.
- Why don’t chicken nuggets get lost? They always “peck” a path.
- What do chicken nuggets love to drink? “Chick”-ory coffee.
- Why do chicken nuggets make good friends? They’re never “fowl”.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite type of hat? A “cap”.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite dessert? A “chick”-olate chip cookie.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite type of dog? A “cocker” spaniel.
- What do you call a chicken nugget in a salad? A “chick”-en salad.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite type of fish? A “gill”-ed fish.
- What do you call a chicken nugget at the beach? A “sun-baked” nugget.