149 chicken nugget jokes
- Why don’t chicken nuggets ever go to school? Because they’re a little bit chicken.
- How do chicken nuggets text? They use their peck-phones.
- Why do chicken nuggets never argue? Because they always meet in the middle!
- Why don’t chicken nuggets play hide and seek? Because they always get found in the box.
- Why was the chicken nugget happy at the barbecue? Because it felt frynally at home.
- What do chicken nuggets wear to bed? Their peck-jamas.
- What do chicken nuggets write their secrets in? A hen-diary!
- How do chicken nuggets stay fit? They do peck-ups!
- Why don’t chicken nuggets play poker? Because they always crack under pressure.
- How do chicken nuggets cheer up their friends? They tell them, “Don’t be a chicken, be a nugget.”
- Why did the chicken nugget go to the museum? To see the ancient poultry.
- Why was the chicken nugget bad at baseball? It always fowled out!
- How does a chicken nugget propose? With a wing!
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite sport? Beak-minton!
- Why did the chicken nugget go to therapy? It felt pecked on.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite type of music? Beak-boxing!
- How do chicken nuggets say goodbye? “See you on the fry side!”
- What do chicken nuggets use to fix everything? Duct tape!
- Why was the chicken nugget jealous of the French fry? It had more seasoning.
- How does a chicken nugget get ready for a night out? It gets all dressed up and breaded.
- What does a chicken nugget say to its valentine? “You’re egg-xactly what I’ve been looking for!”
- Why don’t chicken nuggets make good comedians? Because their jokes are always corny.
- Why are chicken nuggets terrible secret keepers? They spill the beans… and the barbecue sauce.
- Why did the chicken nugget apply for a job? It wanted to bring home the bacon.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite hobby? Feather painting.
- Why did the chicken nugget get a haircut? It was tired of being called a ‘fuzzy peck’.
- How do chicken nuggets flirt? They whisper sweet nothings into your ear… “cheep, cheep!”
- What do you call a chicken nugget in a band? The drumstick!
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite TV show? “The Walking Bread.”
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite part of the joke? The “punch” line!
- How does a chicken nugget get into a locked room? It uses its “chick” key.
- Why was the chicken nugget sad at the party? It felt fried and left out.
- What do you call a chicken nugget that’s good at math? A chicken “numb-get”!
- Why did the chicken nugget cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- What did the chicken nugget say to the treadmill? “I’m done running around in circles!”
- Why was the chicken nugget a bad driver? It always broked too hard!
- Why did the chicken nugget visit the doctor? It had a case of fowl mood.
- Why do chicken nuggets make terrible secret agents? They’re easily cracked.
- How do chicken nuggets pay for their shopping? With chick-coin.
- Why do chicken nuggets make bad mountain climbers? They’re afraid of high pecks.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite type of movie? A chick flick!
- Why don’t chicken nuggets make good detectives? Because they always wing it.
- What do you call a chicken nugget with a top hat? A cluckstocrat!
- Why did the chicken nugget refuse to play cards with the jungle cat? It was afraid of cheetahs.
- Why was the chicken nugget always in trouble? It couldn’t resist a good “stir-fry.”
- What did the chicken nugget say at the job interview? “I can really bring a lot to the table!”
- Why don’t chicken nuggets play soccer? They always get kicked around.
- Why don’t chicken nuggets go to space? They’re scared of meteor showers.
- How does a chicken nugget start a race? “Ready, set, crow!”
- What did the chicken nugget say to the skeleton? “I’ve got more meat on my bones!”
- What do you call a chicken nugget that knows karate? Chick Norris!
- Why was the chicken nugget late to the party? It was still in the fryer.
- How do chicken nuggets apologize? They say “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to peck on you.”
- Why don’t chicken nuggets swim in the sea? They don’t want to become seagull snacks.
- Why do chicken nuggets hate winter? Because it’s too coo-coo cold.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite dance? The Chicken Dance, of course!
- What did the chicken nugget say to the French fry? “I’m fried up with you!”
- Why was the chicken nugget bad at golf? It always ended up in the sand-trap.
- How do chicken nuggets say hello in space? “Chicken to ground control!”
- Why did the chicken nugget go to the concert? It heard it was a “bawk” concert.
- Why did the chicken nugget join the gym? It didn’t want to be a “chicken” nugget anymore.
- Why don’t chicken nuggets use the elevator? They’re afraid of “going up” in the world.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite type of book? A “chick” lit!
- What did the chicken nugget say when it looked in the mirror? “I’m cracking good looking!”
- Why don’t chicken nuggets play chess? They always lose their rooks.
- Why was the chicken nugget happy in the sauna? It was finally getting steamed instead of fried!
- Why do chicken nuggets go to the beach? To catch some “fry-rays.”
- What do chicken nuggets call their grandparents? “Old clucks.”
- Why did the chicken nugget join the army? To serve its country.
- Why don’t chicken nuggets play the stock market? They’re afraid of getting roasted.
- Why was the chicken nugget afraid of the computer? It didn’t want to catch a virus.
- What do chicken nuggets do when they’re bored? They go on “peck-nics.”
- Why did the chicken nugget start a blog? To share its “poultry” thoughts.
- What do chicken nuggets say when they’re surprised? “Oh my cluck!”
- Why did the chicken nugget go to the fortune teller? To get its palm “read.”
- Why don’t chicken nuggets like thunderstorms? They’re afraid of being struck by frying!
- How do chicken nuggets say sorry? “I ap-peck-logize!”
- Why was the chicken nugget bad at archery? It couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite superhero? Iron Man, because he’s got the best grill.
- How does a chicken nugget ask for directions? “Ex-cuse me, can you help me find my way?”
- Why was the chicken nugget popular at school? Because it was voted “most likely to be dipped.”
- How does a chicken nugget compliment you? “You’re egg-ceptional!”
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite exercise? The chicken run!
- Why did the chicken nugget break up with the French fry? They were in a fried relationship.
- Why did the chicken nugget refuse to go to the picnic? It was tired of being the main course.
- How does a chicken nugget celebrate its birthday? With a cake of corn meal.
- Why don’t chicken nuggets make good sailors? They’re always chicken of the sea.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite instrument? The egg-shaker.
- Why was the chicken nugget a terrible goalie? Because it couldn’t save a shot.
- Why did the chicken nugget go to the library? To read “Fowl Play.”
- What do chicken nuggets say when they’re in love? “I find you egg-citing!”
- Why don’t chicken nuggets like to dance? They have two left feet.
- What did the chicken nugget say to the corn dog? “You’re such a corn-ball!”
- Why do chicken nuggets make terrible boxers? They always throw soft punches.
- How does a chicken nugget introduce itself? “Hi, I’m crispy and delicious.”
- Why was the chicken nugget good at basketball? Because it was a great dribbler.
- Why don’t chicken nuggets go camping? They’re afraid of grizzly bears.
- How does a chicken nugget get a promotion? By working egg-stra hard!
- Why did the chicken nugget go to the art gallery? To see the chicken scratch.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite animal? A peacock, of course!
- Why did the chicken nugget refuse to go to the zoo? It didn’t want to be fed to the lions.
- What did the chicken nugget say to the salad? “Lettuce be friends!”
- How do chicken nuggets like their jokes? With a side of laughs.
- Why did the chicken nugget become a rockstar? To live the “plucked” life.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite dance move? The twist and shout!
- Why don’t chicken nuggets play the piano? Because they’re afraid of sharp keys.
- What did the chicken nugget say to the egg? “You crack me up!”
- Why was the chicken nugget a great salesman? Because it was always closing deals.
- Why did the chicken nugget sign up for a marathon? It wanted to be a “runaway” success.
- How does a chicken nugget quit its job? It gives its “two weeks cluck.”
- Why did the chicken nugget go to the therapist? It had a “frying” problem.
- How does a chicken nugget spend its vacation? Laying around.
- Why do chicken nuggets make terrible friends? They always leave you in hot oil.
- Why did the chicken nugget go to the circus? To join the “fowl” play.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite game? Hide and “peck.”
- Why was the chicken nugget a great detective? It always cracked the case.
- What do you call a chicken nugget that’s a knight? Sir Fries-a-lot.
- Why don’t chicken nuggets go to the opera? They’re afraid of hitting a sour note.
- What did the chicken nugget say to its reflection? “Looking good, nugget!”
- Why was the chicken nugget good at math? Because it was a “whiz” at multiplication.
- How does a chicken nugget make an important decision? It weighs the “pros and corns.”
- Why was the chicken nugget scared of the dark? It didn’t want to be left in the fryer.
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite car? A “Rolls-Royce” because it’s breaded.
- Why do chicken nuggets hate moving? Because they hate being “packed.”
- How do chicken nuggets pay their bills? With chicken “change.”
- Why don’t chicken nuggets play in the orchestra? They’re always out of “tune.”
- What did the chicken nugget say to the taco? “Stop being so shellfish!”
- Why was the chicken nugget a bad dancer? It had two left drumsticks.
- How do chicken nuggets practice mindfulness? By meditating on the “here and hen.”
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite superhero movie? “The Dark Meat Rises.”
- Why did the chicken nugget apply for a loan? It wanted to start a “peck” business.
- What do you call a chicken nugget that’s a great artist? A “Pic-chick-so.”
- Why did the chicken nugget hire a tutor? To get better at “egg-cel-math.”
- Why did the chicken nugget go to the bakery? It wanted to feel “kneaded.”
- What did the chicken nugget say to the gym instructor? “No pain, no grain!”
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite magic trick? The disappearing act!
- Why did the chicken nugget become a teacher? To “egg-cite” young minds.
- Why don’t chicken nuggets like surprises? They prefer to be in the “loaf.”
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite holiday? “Hen-dependence Day!”
- Why was the chicken nugget a good politician? It was always fair and “bread.”
- What’s a chicken nugget’s favorite type of currency? The “cluck.”
- Why was the chicken nugget a great architect? It was a master of “construction.”
- What do you call a chicken nugget that’s a mechanic? A “fix-chick.”
- Why don’t chicken nuggets skydive? They’re afraid of “wing” damage.
- What did the chicken nugget say to the potato chip? “Stop being so crunchy!”
- Why was the chicken nugget an inspiring speaker? It knew how to “stir up” the crowd.
- What do you call a chicken nugget that’s a scientist? A “brain-peck.”
- Why did the chicken nugget go to the casino? It wanted to try its “pluck.”
- How does a chicken nugget show its love? It says, “I’m falling in loaf with you!”