73 cantaloupe jokes

ByLaughlore Team Updated on
  1. Why don’t cantaloupes ever run away to get married? Because they cant-elope!
  2. What do you call a cantaloupe that tells tall tales? A melon-dramatic.
  3. What do cantaloupes wear to the beach? Melon-kinis.
  4. Why did the cantaloupe jump into the blender? It wanted to be a melon-choly smoothie.
  5. Why do cantaloupes make terrible secret agents? Because they always melon.
  6. What do you call a cantaloupe in an orchestra? A melon-cholic symphony.
  7. How do cantaloupes greet each other? “Hello, sweet-melon.”
  8. Why did the cantaloupe use a sun screen? It didn’t want to become a sun-dried melon.
  9. What’s the cantaloupe’s favorite music? Melon-choly blues.
  10. What did the cantaloupe say when it got stepped on? “I feel squashed!”
  11. Why did the cantaloupe go to therapy? It had too many rind issues.
  12. What do you call a cantaloupe that sings? A melon-chanteuse.
  13. Why did the cantaloupe get a job? It wanted to make some extra rind.
  14. Why did the cantaloupe stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
  15. What did the cantaloupe say to the watermelon? “You’re one in a melon!”
  16. Why do cantaloupes always win at poker? They have a poker melon-face.
  17. What’s a cantaloupe’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day, of course!
  18. Why do cantaloupes never get lost? They always cant-elope.
  19. Why did the cantaloupe go to the party? It heard there would be punch!
  20. What do cantaloupes wear to bed? Their pajam-elons!
  21. Why do cantaloupes hate winter? They cant-elope with the cold!
  22. What’s a cantaloupe’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Rind.”
  23. What does a cantaloupe do when it’s sad? It cries seeds.
  24. Why was the cantaloupe at the bank? It wanted to open a current account.
  25. How does a cantaloupe cut its hair? In a melon-bob!
  26. What’s a cantaloupe’s favorite sport? Melon-balling!
  27. Why did the cantaloupe go to the doctor? It felt melon-choly.
  28. How does a cantaloupe pay for its groceries? With melon-ey.
  29. What’s a cantaloupe’s favorite type of math? Melon-ometry!
  30. What do you call a dog that loves cantaloupes? A melon-collie.
  31. Why did the cantaloupe go to school? It wanted to be a scholar-melon.
  32. What is a cantaloupe’s favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins!
  33. Why did the cantaloupe join the circus? It wanted to be a juggler!
  34. What is a cantaloupe’s favorite TV show? “Game of Melons.”
  35. What do you call a cantaloupe comedian? A melon-triloquist.
  36. How do cantaloupes party? They have a ball.
  37. Why did the cantaloupe go to the art gallery? It wanted to see the still life.
  38. What’s a cantaloupe’s favorite dance? The cha-cha-melon!
  39. Why did the cantaloupe go on a diet? It didn’t want to be a heavy fruit.
  40. What did the cantaloupe say to the grapefruit? “Don’t be so bitter!”
  41. How do you compliment a cantaloupe? “You’re looking ripe!”
  42. Why don’t cantaloupes share their food? They’re melon-gers!
  43. How does a cantaloupe flirt? It gives a sweet wink!
  44. Why was the cantaloupe a great detective? It always had the inside scoop.
  45. What does a cantaloupe do at a football game? It roots for the home rind!
  46. What’s a cantaloupe’s favorite horror movie? “The Silence of the Melons.”
  47. What do you call a cantaloupe with a sunburn? A melon-blush.
  48. How does a cantaloupe get around town? In a melon-mobile!
  49. Why don’t cantaloupes like office jobs? They don’t want to be cubed.
  50. What’s a cantaloupe’s favorite dessert? A melon-cake!
  51. What do you call a baby cantaloupe? A melon-choly baby.
  52. Why was the cantaloupe always picked last in PE class? It couldn’t catch a ball.
  53. What do you call a cantaloupe playing guitar? A melon-chord!
  54. What’s a cantaloupe’s favorite superhero? Iron Rind!
  55. What does a cantaloupe say before diving into the pool? “Cannon-ball!”
  56. Why did the cantaloupe start a business? It wanted to be a fruit-preneur.
  57. What did the cantaloupe say to the bad joke? “That was unripe.”
  58. Why do cantaloupes never lie? They are always sincere and sweet.
  59. What’s a cantaloupe’s favorite drink? Melon-ade!
  60. Why do cantaloupes make terrible comedians? Their jokes are just too seedy.
  61. What do you call a cantaloupe with a microphone? A melon-chatter.
  62. Why did the cantaloupe go to jail? It got caught in a jam.
  63. What’s a cantaloupe’s favorite city? Melon-chester!
  64. Why did the cantaloupe write a book? It wanted to be a pulp-fiction author.
  65. What’s a cantaloupe’s favorite dance move? The melon-twist!
  66. How does a cantaloupe show it’s angry? It gets a rind face.
  67. What’s a cantaloupe’s favorite toy? A melon-yo-yo!
  68. Why did the cantaloupe become a teacher? It had a lot of seeds of knowledge.
  69. What do you call a confused cantaloupe? A melon-choly mess.
  70. Why don’t cantaloupes play hide and seek? They’re always getting picked!
  71. What’s a cantaloupe’s favorite Beatles song? “Strawberry Fields Forever.”
  72. What did the cantaloupe say at the salad bar? “Lettuce have a good time!”
  73. Why did the cantaloupe go to the casino? It wanted to hit the jackpot fruit machine.

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