57+ beer puns

  1. Ale be there for you!
  2. I’m head over pints for you.
  3. Let’s have a round on me, it’s brew-tiful day.
  4. Don’t worry, beer hoppy!
  5. There’s no weiss choice than a good beer.
  6. Brew can do it!
  7. It’s time to hop to it!
  8. I barley know her!
  9. My love for beer is un-beer-lievable.
  10. Let’s raise a glass to yeast and good times.
  11. Just a little bit of pilsner, please.
  12. I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
  13. Pour decisions were made here.
  14. I find this very a-pint-ling.
  15. That’s ale she wrote.
  16. It’s not easy being drunk, everyone would do it if it were.
  17. Stout of my way, I’m on a beer run.
  18. Lager than life!
  19. Ale’s well that ends well.
  20. Quit foaming at the mouth.
  21. Life is brew-tiful.
  22. Trust me, you can dance. – Beer
  23. I’m having a brew-tiful day.
  24. Don’t worry, don’t cry, drink beer and fly.
  25. I barley made it through the day.
  26. Let’s go for some beers, IPA lot.
  27. I’m just here for the boos.
  28. Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.
  29. You are just spec-tap-ular.
  30. Here today, gone to beer.
  31. I’ve got a lot of bottle to be here.
  32. Let’s seal it with a pint.
  33. This ale’s got some tales.
  34. A mug a day keeps the troubles at bay.
  35. Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, waste a lifetime.
  36. I have a strong case of beer goggles.
  37. Brew know it’s true.
  38. Save water, drink beer.
  39. I’m on cloud beer.
  40. Who needs a knight when you have a beer in shining armor?
  41. Don’t fear the beer.
  42. I’m just here for the quality beers.
  43. Do not disturb, beer in progress.
  44. This isn’t just stout luck.
  45. Beering the fruits of my labor.
  46. I wouldn’t miss this for all the brew in Ireland.
  47. Put a cork in it!
  48. This brew is so good it’s un-beer-lievable.
  49. What’s your lager of the land?
  50. Ale in a day’s work.
  51. You’re so brew-tiful to me.
  52. I love you with every sip of my beer.
  53. It’s a brew-tiful night for a beer.
  54. Malt do about nothing.
  55. Sip back and relax.
  56. It’s beer o’clock somewhere!
  57. No one makes me as hoppy as you do.
  58. It’s a brewtiful day in the neighborhood.
  59. Pint-sized fun.
  60. I’m just a hops, skip and a jump away.
  61. I can’t porter ‘nother one.
  62. I don’t need therapy, I just need beer.
  63. IPA lot when I drink.
  64. My heart belongs to lager.
  65. I’m in a serious relation-chip with my beer.
  66. Let’s get fizz-ical.
  67. You have stolen my beer-heart.
  68. You’re the brew that I want.
  69. This is a no-crudweiser zone.
  70. You had me at first sip.
  71. It’s a brew-tiful world.
  72. I need to work on my six-pack.
  73. I’m out for a beer, ale see you later.
  74. I will not beer pressured into anything.
  75. This isn’t a goodbye, it’s just a beer-see-you-later.
  76. Stop and smell the rosé… oops, wrong pun. I meant beer.
  77. Say it, don’t spray it!
  78. Let’s get ready to stumble.
  79. I’ve got a case of the beers.
  80. It’s always stout season.
  81. You make my heart feel light… as light as a lager.
  82. It’s a firm “pour” from me.
  83. I make pour decisions.
  84. Brew are my sunshine.
  85. Malt and happy forever.
  86. One pint closer to world peace.
  87. It’s not a good story until it starts with “This one beer…”
  88. Love at first pint.
  89. Beer is the yeast of my worries.
  90. You are the pint of my life.
  91. Feeling a little lager-headed.
  92. It’s a matter of pint.
  93. Hop to it, my dear!
  94. Beer is my secret ingredient.
  95. Put your beer goggles on.
  96. Feeling absolutely brew-tiful.
  97. Time flies when you’re having beer.
  98. A little foam never hurt anyone.
  99. Feeling the brew-love.
  100. Is it beer-thirty yet?
  101. There’s no time like beer time.
  102. Beer is my best bud.
  103. Staying hop-timistic.
  104. Can I brew you a question?
  105. Time for a little liquid bread.
  106. Life is full of pour-ssibilities.
  107. Always take time to smell the hops.
  108. Taking life one sip at a time.
  109. Always make time for a pint.
  110. Being sober has its pour-blems.
  111. The hops to my beer.
  112. I’m here for a good time, not a long time.
  113. Keep calm and beer on.
  114. Brew can do it!
  115. I’ll have a beer, for good measure.
  116. It’s beerly the beginning.
  117. Beer is the answer, what was the question again?
  118. Beer and loathing.
  119. Life is brew-ful.
  120. Stout of the world.
  121. It’s not drunk driving, it’s a beer run.
  122. Always ready to beer witness.
  123. Brew-sing through life.
  124. All for brew, and brew for all.
  125. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  126. Let’s make a toast to good times.
  127. Let’s beer friends forever.
  128. A hops, skip, and a jump away.
  129. Brews before snooze.
  130. For the love of lager.
  131. It’s the yeast I could do.
  132. The more you beer, the less you feel.
  133. Don’t worry, beer hoppy.
  134. Good people drink good beer.
  135. It’s not a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for a love machine.
  136. Happiness is a cold beer.
  137. Hoppy as a clam.
  138. I’ve got 99 problems and beer solves all of them.
  139. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be hoppy.
  140. Brew makes the world go round.
  141. Don’t stop beering.
  142. Can’t we just get oolong?
  143. Let’s get hoppy together.
  144. You’re brew-tiful inside and out.
  145. I can’t stop beer-ing about you.

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