57+ bedtime jokes

Why don’t we let teddy bears eat dinner? Because they’re always stuffed!
Why did the moon go to school? To get a little brighter!
Why was the math book sad before bed? Because it had too many problems!
Why don’t beds make good detectives? They always let things lie!
Why did the blanket go to the party? Because it was a comforter!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg before bedtime? Because every play has a “rest”!
Why was the pillow so good at tennis? It always served up some sweet dreams!
What do tired eyes have in common with the earth? Both have a lot of “shut-eye”!
Why don’t oysters donate to charity before bed? Because they are shellfish!
Why did the lamp break up with the outlet? It felt no spark!
Why did the blanket say to the bed? Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!
What did the bed say to the alarm clock? I’m not ready to wake up to you!
Why did the moon burp? It was full!
What do you call a sleeping T-rex? A dino-snore!
What do you call a bed that sings lullabies? A musical rest-ease!
Why did the stars get detentions? Because they were always out past their bedtimes!
Why don’t dreams work in construction? They’re always building castles in the air!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
Why did the alarm clock go to therapy? It was tired of waking up on the wrong side of the bed!
Why was the computer cold at bedtime? It left its Windows open!
What did the nightlight say to the darkness? “You can’t scare me, I glow in the dark!”
Why was the baby computer afraid of the dark? It didn’t like its bytes!
Why did the moon take a nap? It was just going through a phase!
Why don’t you let a clock into your bed? Because it keeps ticking!
Why couldn’t the blanket get up? It was tucked in too tight!
Why don’t sheep ever win at hide and seek? You always find them in the “count”!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
Why did the scarecrow become a mattress salesman? Because he was outstanding in his “field”!
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter!
Why don’t you ever fight with a pillow? It always hits the sack!
Why don’t computers need their beauty sleep? They don’t want to crash!
Why do we never play hide and seek with mountains? Because they always peak!
Why did the astronaut bring a blanket to space? Because it was out of this world comfort!
What is a book’s favorite sleep position? Page down!
Why did the rabbit sleep with his running shoes on? He wanted to catch up on his dreams!
Why did the girl take a ladder to bed? She wanted to reach for the stars!
Why don’t clocks work as comedians? Because their timing is always off!
Why did the sun go to bed? It was setting!
Why was the computer sneezing at night? It had a “virus”!
Why did the sandman start a band? Because he was great at rock and roll!
Why did the dog take a nap in the shade? He didn’t want to be a “hot dog”!
Why did the tired bird go to bed? It needed some “tweet” dreams!
What did the blanket say to the bed when it fell on the floor? “I got you uncovered!”
Why did the stars get an award? For their outstanding “light” performances!
Why did the alarm clock blush? It saw the moon change!
Why did the book go to bed? It was done being “read”!
What did the tired vegetable say before going to bed? “Peas” out!
Why did the moon visit the therapist? It had a lot of “phases”!
What did the dream say to the pillow? “Let’s get fluffy!”
Why was the notebook in bed? It was “lined” up for the night!
Why did the astronaut sleep on the job? He wanted to experience “moonlighting”!
Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep track of the “mouse”!
Why did the teddy bear become an astronaut? It wanted to see the “stuffed” animals on the moon!
Why did the musician take a nap? She needed to “rest” her notes!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the “drumsticks”!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It felt a bit crummy!
Why couldn’t the bed frame go to the party? It was “tied” down!
What did the moon say to the gossiping stars? “Don’t spill the Milky Way!”
Why do we never trust stairs? They’re always up to something!
Why do we never play hide and seek with pillows? They always let things “slip”!
Why did the pillow go to the party? It was feeling “down”!
What does a bed say when it’s folding? “I’m flipping out!”
Why did the blanket take a nap? It was feeling “wrapped” up in things!
Why do stars never get lost? They always follow the “light”!
What did the comforter say to the upset mattress? “Just let it “spring” off you!”
Why did the teddy bear start a blog? It had a lot of “stuff” to say!
Why did the sun go to bed early? It was tired of “shining”!
What do you call a sleeping cat? A cat-nap!
Why don’t you ever trust a bed? It’s always “lying” down!
Why did the ghost go to bed early? It was feeling “boo-tiful”!
Why did the sun get in trouble? It was caught “lighting” up!
Why did the moon get a ticket? It was parked in the wrong “orbit”!
Why do we never play cards with a bed? It’s always “holding” aces!
Why do we never let the moon tell stories? They’re always too “cheesy”!
Why did the stars go to school? They wanted to be “brighter”!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the moon leave the party early? It was just going through a “phase”!
Why did the bed get an award? For best “supporting” role!
Why did the tired phone go to bed early? It was “running” low!
What do you call a scared blanket? A “fright-knit”!
Why did the sun stop playing hide and seek? It was getting “hot”!
What do you call a room full of sleeping people? A snore-gy!
Why was the baby star crying? It wanted its “space”!
Why did the bed break up with the blanket? It felt “smothered”!
What do you call a sleeping police officer? An under-cover cop!
Why did the clock go to school? It wanted to learn about “times”!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to her bedroom? She wanted to climb into her dreams!
What do you call a grumpy sun? A sunlight hater!
What do you call a tired superhero? A rest-cuer!
Why did the computer go to bed? It wanted to “reboot”!
Why did the teddy bear refuse dessert? It was “stuffed”!
Why did the moon go to the doctor? It had “craters”!
What do you call a tired flower? A “petal” pusher!
Why did the moon have a party? It was full!
Why did the computer go to bed early? It had too many “bytes”!
Why did the sun not go to college? It already had a million degrees!
Why did the star go to school? It wanted to be a “shooting” star!
Why did the spider go to bed? It was “webbed” out!
Why did the cat sleep with the computer? It wanted to press “paws”!
Why did the moon get a job? It needed some “space” change!
What did the snoring pillow say? “I’m in a ‘deep’ sleep!”
Why did the teddy bear go to bed? It wanted to catch some “Zzzs”!
Why did the blanket never win at poker? It always folded!
Why did the moon go to the barber? It needed a “trim”!
Why did the bed always lose at hide and seek? It always slept on the job!
Why did the teddy bear become a teacher? It loved giving “bear” hugs!
Why did the sun become a comedian? It was the “light” of the party!
Why did the star go to the circus? It loved “ring” leaders!
Why did the mattress become a banker? It loved to “spring” into action!
Why did the blanket go to the art show? It loved “cover” art!
Why did the night light go to the party? It loved to “shine”!
Why did the bed become a gardener? It loved “spring” flowers!
Why did the moon become a singer? It loved “crooners”!
Why did the star become a teacher? It loved to “sparkle”!
Why did the teddy bear go to the beach? It wanted to “sun” bathe!
Why did the sun go to the library? It wanted to “lighten” up the reading!
Why did the bed go to the car dealership? It loved “comfort” cars!
Why did the moon go to the theater? It loved “star” performances!
Why did the blanket go to the concert? It loved to “wrap”!
Why did the star go to the bakery? It loved “star” cookies!
Why did the pillow go to the gym? It loved “fluffing” up!
Why did the teddy bear go to the cafe? It loved “bear” claws!
Why did the sun go to the dentist? It loved to “brighten” smiles!
Why did the bed go to the park? It loved “rest” areas!
Why did the moon go to the zoo? It loved “night” animals!
Why did the blanket go to the spa? It loved to “unwind”!
Why did the star go to the museum? It loved “stellar” exhibits!
Why did the pillow go to the supermarket? It loved “soft” food!
Why did the teddy bear go to the circus? It loved “bearback” riders!
Why did the sun go to the bakery? It loved “hot” buns!
Why did the bed go to the cinema? It loved “reclining” seats!
Why did the moon go to the candy store? It loved “moon” pies!
Why did the blanket go to the furniture store? It loved “warm” colors!
Why did the star go to the jewelers? It loved “sparkling” diamonds!
Why did the pillow go to the clothing store? It loved “soft” fabrics!
Why did the teddy bear go to the toy store? It loved “bear” necessities!
Why did the sun go to the ice cream shop? It loved “sundae” ice creams!
Why did the bed go to the botanical garden? It loved “bedding” plants!
Why did the moon go to the fast-food restaurant? It loved “moon” burgers!
Why did the blanket go to the book store? It loved “cover” stories!
Why did the star go to the planetarium? It loved “stellar” projections!
Why did the pillow go to the art gallery? It loved “soft” sculptures!
Why did the teddy bear go to the music store? It loved “bear” tones!
Why did the sun go to the fruit market? It loved “sun” berries!
Why did the bed go to the hardware store? It loved “bed” springs!
Why did the moon go to the pizza joint? It loved “half-moon” pizzas!
Why did the blanket go to the flower shop? It loved “wrap” flowers!
Why did the star go to the coffee shop? It loved “star” coffee!
Why did the pillow go to the bakery? It loved “soft” bread!
Why did the teddy bear go to the ice cream parlor? It loved “bear” flavored ice creams!

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