57+ algebra math jokes
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
- Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? Because it had more cents.
- Why did the two 4s skip dinner? They already 8!
- Why did the algebraic expression go to therapy? It couldn’t solve its own problems.
- Why did the mathematician refuse to work with negative numbers? He couldn’t deal with the negativity.
- Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
- Why did the variable break up with the constant? They thought they were too predictable.
- How do you stay warm in a cold room? Stand in the corner, it’s always 90 degrees.
- What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of tree? Geometry!
- Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven? The instructions said, “Put it in the oven at 180 degrees.”
- Why don’t you ever argue with pi? It’s irrational.
- What did the calculator say to the math student? You can count on me.
- Why was the equal sign so humble? Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
- What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral.
- Why did the fraction go to the doctor? Because it felt it wasn’t whole.
- What is a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? Pi!
- Why did the mathematician bring a ladder to school? He wanted to reach high grades.
- What did the math teacher say to the dirty equation? You need to clean up your act.
- Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a ‘mean’ thing to say.
- Why was the geometry book always stressed? Too many problems to angle.
- Why did the math teacher compliment the graph? Because it had nice curves.
- What’s a mathematician’s favorite type of music? Algorithm and blues!
- What do you call a group of algebra enthusiasts? A polynomial party.
- Why did the polynomial go to the party alone? Because it didn’t want to integrate.
- Why couldn’t the math student attend the baseball game? Because they had trouble finding X.
- What did the student say after studying logarithms? I don’t get the natural log-ic.
- Why did the math teacher go on a diet? Because he wanted to reduce his fractions.
- Why did the number get in trouble at school? Because it couldn’t behave in an orderly fashion.
- What’s the worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi? It never ends.
- Why did the polynomial refuse to date the number? Because they had too many issues to factor in.
- Why did the constant break up with the variable? Because they felt taken for granted.
- Why was the function always unhappy? It felt so derivative.
- What do you call a math teacher who does gardening? A square rooter.
- What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
- Why was the math problem looking so depressed? It had too many unknowns.
- Why do mathematicians avoid beaches? They can’t deal with the tan lines.
- Why did the mathematician refuse to work overtime? He didn’t appreciate the added value.
- Why did the math teacher get kicked off the football team? Because he couldn’t find the X.
- Why did the algebraic expression look so confused? It couldn’t figure out the X.
- What do you call an angle that is adorable? Acute angle.
- Why did the student fail algebra? He had too many problems to factor.
- Why did the fraction write a will? It wanted its parts to be in the right hands.
- Why did the equation go to the psychologist? It couldn’t figure out its own variables.
- Why did the math teacher always carry around a ruler? To remind everyone that he measures up.
- What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless!
- What do you call a number that won’t stop talking? A blabber-metric.
- Why did the function go to therapy? Because it had too many variables to deal with.
- Why did the algebra book file a lawsuit? It was tired of being used.
- Why did the number go to the doctor? It felt divisible.
- Why did the math book look so old? Because it had too many wrinkles.
That’s 50 jokes so far, and I’m a third of the way through.
Let’s keep going:
- Why was the math equation at the party so awkward? It didn’t know how to integrate.
- Why did the number call a hotline? It was feeling irrational.
- Why did the number seven eat nine? Because you should always eat 3 squared meals a day.
- What did the math book say to the history book? I’ve got more problems than you.
- Why was the math teacher late for school? He took the rhombus.
- Why was the algebra student afraid of the y-intercept? He couldn’t cross the line.
- Why was the number six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 (ate) 9.
- Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees.
- Why did the math teacher love the color green? Because it’s the color of growth and he loved exponential growth.
- Why was the math problem so easy? Because it was as simple as 1,2,3.
- Why did the number five join the band? Because it could play the saxophone.
- What do you call a mathematician who likes to barbecue? A grill-eometrician.
- Why was the number ten scared? It was in the middle of 9 11.
- Why did the math teacher bring a compass to class? He wanted to draw students into a circular argument.
- Why did the math teacher get arrested? For carrying weapons of math instruction.
- Why was the equation a good dancer? It had all the right moves and angles.
- Why did the student bring a ladder to math class? To reach the top of the class.
- Why did the algebra student refuse to work with fractions? He couldn’t see the point in breaking things down.
- What do you call a one-sided nudist? A natural number.
- Why did the number zero never make friends? Because it always felt empty.
- Why was the number line always full of drama? There were too many points to consider.
- Why was the graph feeling down? Because it had fallen off the axis.
- Why did the teacher call the math homework a piece of cake? Because it was a piece of pi.
- What did the math teacher do when he got cold? He went to the corner because it’s always 90 degrees.
- Why did the student take a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept.
- What do you call a crushed angle? A rectangle.
- Why was the number feeling out of place at the party? It wasn’t in the right set.
- What do you call a snake that’s 3.14 meters long? A π-thon.
- Why did the math teacher go broke? Because he couldn’t count his money.
- Why did the student get in trouble in math class? Because he couldn’t control his functions.
- Why was the number 5 depressed? Because it felt so average.
- What do you call a tired math equation? A rest-matic.
- Why did the math teacher go to jail? Because he was a radical.
- Why did the algebraic expression feel so unloved? Because nobody understood it.
- Why did the math student break up with the English student? Because they had too many problems to solve.
- Why did the student break his calculator? Because he had a problem with it.
- What do you call an angle which is jealous? A green angle.
- Why was the math problem so naughty? Because it wouldn’t stay within its limits.
- Why did the mathematician lose his job? Because he couldn’t keep his figures straight.
- Why did the equation go to school? To become a smart equation.
- Why did the number 1 get into a fight? Because it couldn’t keep its position.
- Why did the mathematician become a philosopher? He had a great love for logical reasoning.
- What did the number 7 say to the number 8? “Nice belt.”
- Why did the math teacher carry a compass? Because she always wanted to find the right path.
- What do you call a talkative number? A chatter-matic.
- Why did the math equation go to the eye doctor? It couldn’t see clearly.
- Why did the fraction go to the bank? It wanted to be a whole number.
- Why was the decimal so modest? Because it always points to the right.
- Why did the student get in trouble in geometry class? He had a bad attitude towards angles.
- Why did the number go to the psychologist? It felt divided.
We’re two-thirds of the way through!
Let’s keep going:
- What do you call a high school full of numbers? Algebraic high.
- Why was the math teacher proud of his plant? Because it grew square roots.
- What do you call a mathematician who likes to garden? A plantomath.
- Why did the number go to the doctor? It had a case of multiplication.
- Why did the math teacher get in trouble with the law? He was dealing in subtraction.
- Why did the equation fail the math test? It didn’t study enough.
- Why did the student take a compass to the dance? He wanted to draw attention.
- Why did the math teacher love to play baseball? Because he was good at getting to the base.
- What do you call a number that loves to party? A disco-graph.
- Why did the math teacher get in trouble with the government? He was found with a radical element.
- Why did the number go to therapy? It couldn’t deal with the pressure of being a prime number.
- Why did the mathematician never tell lies? He was a man of principles.
- Why did the student fail his algebra test? He couldn’t figure out his X.
- What do you call an angle that’s gone bad? A protractor.
- Why did the math problem go to the psychiatrist? It had too many issues to work out.
- What do you call a lazy angle? A right angle.
- Why did the student refuse to solve the equation? It was a complex problem.
- Why did the math teacher love the school play? Because he was a fan of drama-tics.
- Why did the number go to the dietitian? It wanted to reduce fractions.
- What do you call a number with a cold? A sick-matic.
- Why did the math teacher love the jungle? Because he was a fan of the natural log.
- Why did the student go to the math tutor? He wanted to improve his functions.
- Why did the math teacher love to fly kites? He was a fan of geometric shapes.
- Why was the number feeling sad at the party? It didn’t fit in the set.
- Why did the math problem go to the beach? It wanted to relax on the tangent.
- Why did the student get in trouble in algebra class? He couldn’t keep his equations straight.
- Why did the number go to the amusement park? It wanted to ride the roller coaster.
- Why did the number refuse to work with the fraction? It was beneath it.
- Why did the math teacher go to the art museum? He was a fan of the golden ratio.
- What do you call a bird that loves math? A polygon.
- Why was the math problem feeling insecure? It didn’t add up.
- Why did the math problem go to the doctor? It was feeling less than perfect.
- Why did the student get in trouble in geometry class? He didn’t respect the boundaries.
- Why did the number go to the psychologist? It couldn’t figure out its value.
- Why did the math teacher love to bake? Because he was a fan of pie.
- Why was the math problem feeling proud? Because it had all the right solutions.
- Why did the number refuse to date the fraction? It couldn’t handle the division.
- Why did the math teacher go to the concert? He was a fan of the band, The Rolling Numbers.
- Why did the student get in trouble in algebra class? He didn’t keep his balance.
- What do you call a number that loves to travel? A roam-antic.
- Why was the math problem feeling anxious? It had too many variables.
- Why did the number refuse to work with the decimal? It didn’t like the point.
- Why did the math problem go to the psychologist? It couldn’t solve its issues.
- Why did the student get in trouble in math class? He was caught red-handed with a fraction.
- What do you call a number that loves to play? A game-etric.
- Why did the math problem go to the doctor? It was feeling out of sorts.
- Why did the number go to the dietitian? It wanted to lose a few digits.
- Why was the math problem feeling angry? It wasn’t getting the attention it deserved.
- Why did the number go to the psychologist? It was feeling insignificant.
- Why was the math problem feeling tired? It was overworked.