100 pittsburgh steelers jokes

Sure, I can certainly provide a large collection of Pittsburgh Steelers themed jokes, but keep in mind these are all in good fun and meant to provoke laughter, not to insult or offend anyone.

Here we go:

1. Why don’t Pittsburgh Steelers fans drink tea? Because the Patriots have all the cups.
2. What do you call a Pittsburgh Steeler in the Super Bowl? A referee.
3. How does a Pittsburgh Steelers fan change a light bulb? He doesn’t. He just talks about how good the old one was.
4. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers go to the bakery? Because they needed a good turnover.
5. Why can’t the Steelers eat cereal? Because every time they get close to a bowl, they choke.
6. Why are Pittsburgh Steelers jokes becoming harder to make? Because the Steelers keep taking all the good ones.
7. What’s the difference between a Steelers fan and a baby? The baby will stop crying after awhile.
8. Why did the Pittsburgh Steelers fan bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
9. How many Steelers fans does it take to change a tire? One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up.
10. What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and a possum have in common? Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
11. How do you stop a Steelers fan from beating his wife? Dress her in a Ravens jersey.
12. Why don’t the Steelers drink coffee? Because they can’t handle another cup.
13. Why did the Steelers go to the car dealership? They heard they could trade in for a new drive.
14. Why are the Steelers like my neighbors? They can’t pick up a single yard!
15. What’s the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a dollar bill? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
16. What do the Steelers and the mailman have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays.
17. Why do Steelers fans carry around a map? To find the end zone.
18. Why did the Steelers fan bring string to the game? In case they needed to tie something up.
19. What do the Steelers and a magician have in common? Both do disappearing acts.
20. What’s the difference between a Steelers fan and a skydiver? The skydiver will jump.
21. Why don’t the Steelers go fishing? Because they can’t catch anything.
22. What do the Steelers and Billy goats have in common? Both always butt heads and end up losing.
23. Why don’t the Steelers ever win at chess? Because they lose their knights.
24. How are the Steelers like my boss? Neither do what you want when you need it.
25. What’s the difference between the Steelers and a pinball machine? The pinball machine scores more points.
26. Why don’t the Steelers make good detectives? They can’t hold onto evidence.
27. Why are Steelers fans like clouds? Once they disappear, it’s a beautiful day.
28. How are the Steelers like an old bra? No cup support.
29. Why can’t the Steelers play cards in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs.
30. Why don’t the Steelers ever catch a break? They’re always dropping it.
31. What do the Steelers and a dentist have in common? Both dread the drill.
32. Why do the Steelers always lose at tic-tac-toe? They can’t get three in a row.
33. Why did the Steelers bring a pencil to the game? To draw a line at the goal.
34. How are the Steelers like a grizzly bear? Both hibernate during winter.
35. What’s the difference between the Steelers and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
36. Why don’t the Steelers ever get locked out? They can’t find the key.
37. What do the Steelers and Christmas have in common? Neither show up until the season’s almost over.
38. How are the Steelers like an old car? They can’t get a good start.
39. Why don’t the Steelers make good gardeners? They can’t handle the hoe.
40. What’s the difference between the Steelers and my alarm clock? My alarm clock works in the morning.
41. Why don’t the Steelers go hunting? They can’t catch a deer.
42. How are the Steelers like my phone? Neither has good reception.
43. Why do the Steelers always carry a map? They can’t find the way to the end zone.
44. What’s the difference between the Steelers and a bucket of dirt? The bucket.
45. How do you keep a Steelers fan from masterminding a prison break? Give him the blueprint.
46. Why did the Steelers go to the school? To get a lesson in tackling.
47. Why can’t the Steelers play pool? They can’t handle the cue.
48. Why don’t the Steelers like to eat popsicles? They always choke on the stick.
49. What’s the difference between the Steelers and a cardboard box? The box can hold a TV.
50. How are the Steelers like a politician? Lots of promises but no delivery.
51. What do the Steelers and cats have in common? Both have nine lives, but can’t make it to ten.
52. How are the Steelers like a tourist? They can’t find their way.
53. Why don’t the Steelers play hide and seek? Because no one would look for them.
54. Why can’t the Steelers use the internet? They can’t connect to a network.
55. What’s the difference between the Steelers and a high school team? The high school team has potential.
56. Why did the Steelers go to art school? They needed to learn how to draw.
57. How do the Steelers count to 10? 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4…
58. Why don’t the Steelers make good baristas? They can’t handle the grind.
59. What’s the difference between the Steelers and my dog? My dog fetches better.
60. Why can’t the Steelers play Uno? They can’t pick up the green card.
61. Why don’t the Steelers play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
62. How are the Steelers like a jigsaw puzzle? All the pieces are there, but it’s hard to put together.
63. Why can’t the Steelers make a good stew? They always drop the pot.
64. What’s the difference between the Steelers and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.
65. Why don’t the Steelers ever play hopscotch? They can’t jump over the lines.
66. Why can’t the Steelers get into their website? They can’t get past the defense.
67. What do the Steelers and a baker have in common? They both knead the dough, but can’t make the bread.
68. How are the Steelers like a seagull? They can’t stop squawking.
69. What’s the difference between the Steelers and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
70. Why don’t the Steelers make good farmers? They can’t hold on to the corn.
71. How are the Steelers like my desk lamp? They light up for a while but always burn out.
72. Why can’t the Steelers play baseball? They can’t find the home plate.
73. Why did the Steelers bring a ladder to the game? They couldn’t get over their issues.
74. What’s the difference between the Steelers and a tuba? A tuba makes a better sound when you blow into it.
75. Why don’t the Steelers make good chefs? They always drop the ball when it’s in the soup.
76. How are the Steelers like a horse? They’re good for a few kicks but can’t finish the race.
77. Why did the Steelers go to the library? They heard they could check out a victory.
78. What’s the difference between the Steelers and a ham sandwich? You don’t have to beg a ham sandwich to win.
79. Why can’t the Steelers play darts? They can’t hit the target.
80. How are the Steelers like an umbrella? They can’t stand up under pressure.
81. Why don’t the Steelers play tennis? They can’t make a good serve.
82. How are the Steelers like a bicycle? They can’t move without someone pushing them.
83. What’s the difference between the Steelers and a bowling ball? You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.
84. Why can’t the Steelers play golf? They always lose their balls.
85. How are the Steelers like a bad comedian? They keep fumbling the punchline.
86. Why did the Steelers go to the circus? They needed tips on how to entertain the crowd.
87. What’s the difference between the Steelers and a washing machine? A washing machine doesn’t drop everything it holds.
88. Why can’t the Steelers play cricket? They can’t hold onto the bat.
89. How are the Steelers like a lamp post? They stand still while the world moves around them.
90. Why don’t the Steelers play chess? They can’t protect their king.
91. What’s the difference between the Steelers and a casino? A casino has better slots.
92. Why can’t the Steelers play ice hockey? They always melt under pressure.
93. How are the Steelers like a fast-food meal? They’re always a letdown in the end.
94. Why did the Steelers bring a pen to the game? To rewrite the score.
95. What’s the difference between the Steelers and my lawn? My lawn gets mowed once a week.
96. Why can’t the Steelers play checkers? They can’t king anything.
97. How are the Steelers like a lighthouse? They’re bright until the storm hits.
98. Why did the Steelers go to the auto repair shop? They heard they could get a clutch there.
99. What’s the difference between the Steelers and a bucket of nails? The bucket.
100. Why don’t the Steelers make good actors? They can’t remember their lines.