57+ watermelon jokes

  1. Why don’t watermelons ever get into arguments? Because they always squash it!
  2. What do you call a watermelon that’s always ready to start a race? A sprintermelon!
  3. Why did the watermelon start a business? It wanted to grow its seeds!
  4. What do you call a watermelon who’s good at basketball? A slam dunkmelon!
  5. How do you organize a watermelon party? You plan it!
  6. Why don’t watermelons ever get lost? They always follow the vine!
  7. What’s a watermelon’s favorite song? “Slice, Slice Baby!”
  8. Why are watermelons so calm? They never lose their rind!
  9. What do you call a watermelon in space? An extraterrestri-melon!
  10. How do you know a watermelon is about to do something dangerous? It gets a wild rind!
  11. Why did the watermelon cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
  12. What is a watermelon’s favorite school subject? History, it’s full of seeds!
  13. Why did the watermelon join the choir? It had great pips!
  14. What do watermelons wear to the beach? A seed-kini!
  15. What’s a watermelon’s favorite sport? Squash!
  16. What’s a watermelon’s favorite scary movie? The Pulp Fiction!
  17. Why was the watermelon good at tennis? It always made a good serve!
  18. Why did the watermelon go to jail? It committed a melon-y!
  19. Why did the watermelon go to the party? To have a smashing time!
  20. What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe? “You’re one in a melon!”
  21. Why do watermelons write diaries? To record their juicy secrets!
  22. Why don’t watermelons ever go on a date alone? They cant-elope!
  23. How do watermelons communicate? Vine Morse code!
  24. Why was the watermelon so proud? It got to the root of the problem!
  25. Why don’t watermelons like gossip? They prefer to keep things seeded!
  26. What’s a watermelon’s favorite dance? The rind-around!
  27. Why did the watermelon start meditating? To find its inner peace!
  28. What’s a watermelon’s favorite Shakespeare play? Romeo and Julep!
  29. Why are watermelons always relaxed? They have mellow in their name!
  30. How do watermelons greet each other? “Nice to seed you!”
  31. What’s a watermelon’s favorite day of the week? Sundae!
  32. How did the watermelon propose to its girlfriend? With a ring pop!
  33. Why did the watermelon get a job? It wanted to bring home the bacon and the melons!
  34. Why was the watermelon a great detective? It always got to the pulp of the matter!
  35. What do you call a watermelon that’s into fitness? A gym-melon!
  36. What did the grape say to the watermelon? Stop hogging all the water!
  37. How does a watermelon ask someone out? “Will you be my main squeeze?”
  38. Why did the watermelon blush? It saw the fruit salad dressing!
  39. How does a watermelon apologize? It rinds and repeats!
  40. Why don’t watermelons use sunscreen? They like to tan their rinds!
  41. How does a watermelon show appreciation? It gives a melon-choly thank you!
  42. What do you call a fast watermelon? A sprinter-melon!
  43. Why was the watermelon always quiet? It was a little melon-cholic!
  44. What do you call a watermelon on a boat? A sailor-melon!
  45. Why did the watermelon break up with the grape? It felt squashed!
  46. Why don’t watermelons ever hide? Because they’re always spotted!
  47. What does a watermelon do at the end of a workday? It wines down!
  48. What did the mom watermelon say to the baby watermelon? You’re one in a melon!
  49. How does a watermelon get ready for summer? It seeds up!
  50. What’s a watermelon’s favorite musical? The Phantom of the Pulp-ra!
  51. Why did the watermelon start a band? It had great chops!
  52. How do you fix a broken watermelon? With a fruit patch!
  53. What did the watermelon say at the job interview? I’ve got all the necessary qualifi-cantaloupes!
  54. Why did the watermelon go to therapy? It had a lot of pips to talk about!
  55. Why did the watermelon go to the football game? It heard the ref calling out “melonball”!
  56. Why did the watermelon join the circus? It wanted to be a jugglermelon!
  57. What’s a watermelon’s favorite novel? “To Kill a Melonbird!”
  58. What do you call a watermelon after it graduates college? An edumelon!
  59. How did the watermelon beat the tomato in a race? It had a better run of juice!
  60. Why was the watermelon a good actor? It always played its rind!
  61. Why was the watermelon good at poker? It always had a poker fruit face!
  62. Why was the watermelon good at chess? It was always two steps a-vine!
  63. What’s a watermelon’s favorite movie? “Gone with the Rind!”
  64. How do you compliment a watermelon? “You’re looking vine today!”
  65. Why did the watermelon join the gym? It wanted to juice up its muscles!
  66. Why did the watermelon get promoted? It was a hard worker, no fruit about it!
  67. How does a watermelon ask for a raise? “I’m worth my weight in seeds!”
  68. Why was the watermelon good at baseball? It always hit a homerun when it was up to bat!
  69. Why did the watermelon go to the opera? It wanted to become a sopranomelon!
  70. Why did the watermelon become a baker? It had the perfect recipe for success!
  71. What does a watermelon say when it’s surprised? “Oh my gourd!”
  72. What’s a watermelon’s favorite pop song? “Watermelon Sugar High!”
  73. Why was the watermelon good at debates? It always made solid points!
  74. Why did the watermelon go to a music festival? It heard there was going to be a jam session!
  75. Why did the watermelon become a poet? It had a lot of deep thoughts to express!
  76. How do you get a watermelon to stop rolling? Show it a stop vine!
  77. Why did the watermelon become a coach? It believed in the power of team-spirit!
  78. Why did the watermelon go to school? It wanted to be a scholar-melon!
  79. What do you call a watermelon that commits a crime? A felon-melon!
  80. Why did the watermelon go to the dentist? It had a sweet tooth!
  81. What do you call a royal watermelon? A noble-melon!
  82. How do you make a watermelon laugh? Tickle its vine!
  83. What do you call a watermelon who can play guitar? A melon-chord!
  84. What’s a watermelon’s favorite bedtime story? “The Princess and the Pip!”
  85. Why was the watermelon good at hide and seek? It always blended with the vine!
  86. How does a watermelon express sadness? It sobs out, “I’m feeling melon-choly!”
  87. Why did the watermelon run for president? It wanted to make a seed change!
  88. Why was the watermelon a good student? It always took notes in its rind!
  89. Why did the watermelon go to the party? It was invited to a fruit gathering!
  90. Why was the watermelon sad? It couldn’t find its rind!
  91. What do you call a watermelon who’s good at math? A calculator-melon!
  92. Why did the watermelon get an award? It was outstanding in its field!
  93. Why was the watermelon so expensive? It was a luxury fruit!
  94. Why did the watermelon become a sailor? It loved to surf the seas!
  95. What do you call a watermelon that tells tall tales? A melon-choly liar!
  96. How does a watermelon greet a friend? “Hello, sweetie-pip!”
  97. Why did the watermelon visit the museum? It wanted to see the art-gourds!
  98. Why did the watermelon become a spy? It was a master of disguise!
  99. What do you call a watermelon that can sing? A melo-dy!
  100. Why did the watermelon become a firefighter? It wanted to douse the heat!
  101. Why did the watermelon get a passport? It wanted to be a globe-trotter!
  102. What do you call a watermelon that’s really good at football? A melon-dinho!
  103. How did the watermelon get its job? It had the right juice!
  104. What do you call a watermelon that practices mindfulness? A medi-tater!
  105. What’s a watermelon’s favorite type of music? Vine-yl records!
  106. Why did the watermelon go to the concert? It wanted to shake its booty to the beet!
  107. What do you call a watermelon that can tell time? A clock-melon!
  108. Why was the watermelon always early? It didn’t want to be seed as late!
  109. Why did the watermelon become an architect? It had great plans for its vines!
  110. What do you call a watermelon who writes beautiful prose? A melon-choly writer!
  111. How did the watermelon patch win the award? It was a fruitful endeavor!
  112. Why did the watermelon go to the picnic? It wanted to catch some rays!
  113. What’s a watermelon’s favorite type of joke? A pip-squeaker!
  114. Why did the watermelon start a blog? It had some juicy stories to share!
  115. What do you call a watermelon with a cold? A melon-choly sniffer!
  116. What do you call a watermelon that likes to play video games? A gamer-melon!
  117. What did the watermelon say to its lover? “You are one in a melon!”
  118. Why did the watermelon go to the doctor? It had a vitamin deficiency!
  119. What’s a watermelon’s favorite type of exercise? A rind out!
  120. Why did the watermelon start painting? It wanted to express its true colors!
  121. What do you call a watermelon that’s good at hiding? Camou-melon!
  122. What do you call a watermelon who’s a master chef? Gordon Rind-say!
  123. Why did the watermelon take a nap? It was tired of being a-melon!
  124. How do you know a watermelon is in love? It turns red inside!
  125. What do you call a watermelon that likes winter sports? A ski-melon!
  126. What’s a watermelon’s favorite book? “The Melon-choly Truth” by Juicy Rind!
  127. Why did the watermelon go on a diet? It wanted to trim its waistline!
  128. What do you call a watermelon with a briefcase? A business-melon!
  129. What do you call a watermelon that plays the drums? A beat-melon!
  130. What did the watermelon say to the lime? “You’re sublime!”
  131. Why did the watermelon get glasses? It had a hard time seed-ing!
  132. What do you call a watermelon superhero? Supermelon!
  133. Why did the watermelon become a journalist? It had a passion for juicy stories!
  134. What do you call a watermelon magician? Hocus Pocus Waterfoccus!
  135. What’s a watermelon’s favorite type of dog? A Melon-collie!
  136. How do watermelons like their burgers? Served on a seeded bun!
  137. Why was the watermelon a good friend? It was always there to lend a vine!
  138. Why did the watermelon go to the amusement park? It wanted to go on the roller-coaster!
  139. What do you call a watermelon that can swim? A water-melon!
  140. What did the watermelon say to its friend on their birthday? “Hope it’s one in a melon!”
  141. What’s a watermelon’s favorite weather? Sunny with a chance of rain-seeds!
  142. How do watermelons stay cool in summer? They have a sip of water-melonade!
  143. Why did the watermelon become a lawyer? It had a strong case to present!
  144. What do you call a watermelon that’s a great dancer? A baller-melon!
  145. Why did the watermelon become a philosopher? It wanted to explore the melon-choly of life!
  146. What do you call a watermelon that’s a good listener? An understand-melon!
  147. What do you call a watermelon on a motorcycle? A Hell’s Melon!
  148. Why did the watermelon love going to school? It was a seed of knowledge!
  149. What’s a watermelon’s favorite holiday destination? The Vine-tican city!
  150. How do you know when a watermelon is out of money? It’s out of juice!

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