81 sweet potato jokes
- Why did the sweet potato stop in the middle of the road? Because it saw the gravy boat coming!
- Why do sweet potatoes never argue? Because they yam what they yam.
- What do you call a potato that sings sweetly? A yammy singer!
- Why did the sweet potato go to school? To become a spud-ologist.
- Why are sweet potatoes the most reliable vegetable? Because you can always count on them to be sweet!
- Why was the sweet potato a great detective? Because it always had its eyes peeled.
- How do sweet potatoes say hello? “Sweet to meet you!”
- What’s a sweet potato’s favorite movie? “Lord of the Fries.”
- What do you call a fast sweet potato? A speed-yam!
- Why are sweet potatoes good at baseball? They always make it to home fry.
- What do you call a sweet potato that’s gone bad? A dictator!
- Why did the sweet potato go to therapy? It had too many mashed up feelings.
- What’s a sweet potato’s favorite dance? The mashed potato!
- Why don’t sweet potatoes ever get lost? Because they always keep their roots!
- What does a sweet potato wear to bed? Its paj-yams.
- What’s a sweet potato’s favorite hobby? To yam-ble on about everything.
- Why do sweet potatoes make good comedians? Because they always have a peel-ing sense of humor.
- Why was the sweet potato proud? It was always getting patted.
- Why was the sweet potato so good at poker? Because it always had a poker face, no matter how it was sliced!
- What do you call a haunted sweet potato? A spook-tato.
- Why do sweet potatoes never run a business? They’re too generous; they always give away their chips!
- What do you call a sweet potato in space? An astro-nomical yam!
- What does a sweet potato say when it’s ready for dinner? “Let’s yam this up!”
- What’s a sweet potato’s favorite band? The Rolling Scones!
- What do you call a sweet potato at a rock concert? A jamming yam!
- Why was the sweet potato a successful journalist? It always dug up the root of the story.
- What does a sweet potato say during a race? “I yam speeding up!”
- Why don’t sweet potatoes ever get stressed? They know how to keep their skins on!
- Why don’t sweet potatoes make good secret agents? They always spill the beans!
- What do you call a magical sweet potato? A Harry Pota-to.
- Why did the sweet potato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Why don’t sweet potatoes go out when it’s raining? They don’t want to turn into french fries!
- What does a sweet potato say when it’s having fun? “I yam having a smashing time!”
- Why are sweet potatoes good listeners? They’re all ears…I mean, eyes!
- What do you call a sweet potato that tells tall tales? A liar liar, plants for hire!
- What do you call a sweet potato who loves to play the drums? A beat-root!
- Why was the sweet potato feeling artistic? It was just drawn that way.
- Why did the sweet potato become a gardener? Because it had green thumbs!
- How do sweet potatoes win over their friends? With their charming smiles and fry-ndly attitude!
- Why did the sweet potato cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
- What do you call a sweet potato that’s won an award? A golden globe!
- What do you call a sweet potato in sunglasses? A cool yam!
- Why did the sweet potato go to the party? To turnip the beet!
- What do you call a sweet potato with rhythm? A dancing spud!
- What do you call a sweet potato that’s a great actor? A yammy winner!
- Why was the sweet potato good at meditation? Because it knew how to find its inner peas.
- What’s a sweet potato’s favorite kind of music? Yam and Bass!
- Why don’t sweet potatoes ever get into fights? They just hash it out.
- Why did the sweet potato join the band? Because it had the sweetest beats.
- What’s a sweet potato’s favorite type of humor? Dry, just like their martinis.
- Why was the sweet potato a great storyteller? It always kept its audience fried and intrigued.
- What do you call a sweet potato that’s a philosopher? A deep-thinker-tuber.
- Why was the sweet potato happy at the beach? It was a hot potato.
- What do you call a sweet potato that practices law? A legal yam-ble.
- Why did the sweet potato go to the gym? To get totally mashed.
- What do you call a sweet potato who’s a great leader? A dicta-tuber!
- Why are sweet potatoes so polite? Because they yam with grace.
- Why do sweet potatoes make poor secretaries? They can’t keep their eyes off the fries!
- Why was the sweet potato a successful writer? Because it had a novel approach.
- What do you call a sweet potato that never lies? A truth tuber.
- What’s a sweet potato’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
- Why did the sweet potato wear a hat? To cover its tater-tot.
- What do you call a sweet potato that flies? A sky yam!
- Why do sweet potatoes make good friends? Because they’re never half-baked.
- Why are sweet potatoes the calmest vegetables? Because they never stew over anything.
- What do you call a sweet potato that’s a great singer? A tuber tenor.
- Why did the sweet potato go on a diet? It felt like a couch potato.
- What do you call a sweet potato in a race? A hot rod!
- Why did the sweet potato join the circus? To become a juggler of yams.
- What’s a sweet potato’s favorite city? New Yam City!
- Why was the sweet potato good at yoga? Because it was so grounded.
- What do you call a sweet potato that’s a poet? A rhyming tuber!
- Why did the sweet potato join the basketball team? Because it’s a great spudder!
- What’s a sweet potato’s favorite Shakespearean play? Much Ado About Stuffing!
- Why did the sweet potato go to the music festival? To see the band Yam 41!
- Why was the sweet potato a great gardener? Because it knew its roots.
- What do you call a sweet potato that’s a gardener? A planting tater.
- Why do sweet potatoes never panic? They always keep their jackets on.
- What’s a sweet potato’s favorite superhero? Yam-man!
- Why are sweet potatoes good at math? Because it’s all about the pie-r-squared.
- What do you call a sweet potato in a suit? Executive yam!