57+ sunburn jokes
- Why don’t sunburns ever go to college? Because they always peel!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the sunburn.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite drink? Aloe-vera juice.
- Why was the sunburn being so negative? It’s always throwing shade.
- Why was the sunburn’s report card so bad? Too many degrees!
- Why was the sunburn a bad secret keeper? It was always peeling!
- What did the sunscreen say to the sunburn? You’re toast!
- Why did the sunburn go to therapy? It had a burn out!
- Why did the sunburn stop playing poker? It always got flushed.
- Why was the sunburn a terrible cook? It could only roast!
- What did the dermatologist say to the sunburn? Your days are numbered.
- Why did the sunburn never get promoted? It kept getting under someone’s skin.
- Why couldn’t the sunburn pay its bills? Because it was broke out!
- What do you call a sunburned snowman? A puddle.
- Why don’t sunburns make good gardeners? They’re always in the red.
- Why was the sunburn a bad driver? It always got a little heated.
- Why don’t sunburns make good detectives? They always leave marks.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite song? “Burn, Baby, Burn!”
- Why did the sunburn go to the party? To be the life of the party, of course, because it’s lit.
- Why don’t sunburns make good comedians? Their jokes are always too dry.
- What did the mirror say to the sunburn? “I can see right through you.”
- Why was the sunburn a bad student? It couldn’t handle the degrees.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite movie? The Blister Club.
- Why was the sunburn a bad dancer? It kept getting the steps too hot.
- What did the beach say to the sunburn? You’re sizzling.
- Why did the sunburn always lose at chess? Because it was always checked.
- Why don’t sunburns make good friends? They always leave you in the red.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite type of bread? Toast.
- Why was the sunburn a bad actor? It couldn’t handle the spotlight.
- Why don’t sunburns make good musicians? They’re always off key.
- Why did the sunburn get in trouble? It was caught red-handed.
- Why was the sunburn a bad writer? It kept experiencing burnout.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite holiday? Fry-day.
- Why don’t sunburns make good accountants? They’re always in the red.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite breakfast? Scrambled eggs and toast.
- Why was the sunburn a bad runner? It couldn’t handle the heat.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite sport? The hot dog eating contest.
- Why did the sunburn fail the test? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
- Why was the sunburn a bad babysitter? It couldn’t handle the heat.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite book? Fahrenheit 451.
- Why don’t sunburns make good politicians? They’re always flip-flopping.
- What did the sun say to the sunburn? You’re too hot to handle.
- Why was the sunburn a bad painter? It always colored outside the lines.
- Why was the sunburn a bad musician? It was always off-key.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite candy? Hot Tamales.
- Why don’t sunburns make good bakers? They’re always in a jam.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite TV show? The Roast of Comedy Central.
- Why did the sunburn go to the concert? To see Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- Why was the sunburn a bad roommate? It couldn’t handle the heat.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite fruit? The cherry, because it’s also red.
- Why don’t sunburns make good therapists? They’re always making things heat up.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite superhero? The Human Torch.
- Why was the sunburn a bad teacher? It couldn’t handle the class.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite vehicle? A hot rod.
- Why don’t sunburns make good chefs? They’re always getting roasted.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day.
- Why was the sunburn a bad swimmer? It couldn’t handle the waves.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite snack? Hot Cheetos.
- Why don’t sunburns make good poets? They always get burned out.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite cartoon? The Flintstones, because they live in the Stone Burn age.
- Why was the sunburn a bad driver? It kept getting hot under the collar.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite flower? The red rose.
- Why don’t sunburns make good salesmen? They’re always in the red.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite band? Red Hot Chili Peppers.
- Why was the sunburn a bad architect? It couldn’t handle the blueprints.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite game? Hot Potato.
- Why don’t sunburns make good scientists? They can’t handle the elements.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite dessert? Red velvet cake.
- Why was the sunburn a bad tennis player? It couldn’t handle the serve.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite animal? The red fox.
- Why don’t sunburns make good lawyers? They’re always getting burned.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite joke? This one.
- Why was the sunburn a bad golfer? It couldn’t handle the course.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite city? Phoenix, because it’s hot.
- Why don’t sunburns make good doctors? They can’t handle the patients.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite dance? The Cha-Cha, because it’s hot.
- Why was the sunburn a bad photographer? It always overexposed.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite candy? Red Hots.
- Why don’t sunburns make good bankers? They’re always in the red.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite book? Catching Fire.
- Why was the sunburn a bad singer? It was always off-key.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite board game? Sorry, because it always leaves marks.
- Why don’t sunburns make good sailors? They can’t handle the waves.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite game show? The Price is Right, because it’s always guessing.
- Why was the sunburn a bad judge? It always let things heat up.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite ride? The roller toaster.
- Why don’t sunburns make good landscapers? They always leave a mark.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite comic strip? Red and Rover.
- Why was the sunburn a bad bartender? It couldn’t handle the spirits.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite puzzle? The Rubik’s cube, because it’s a real head burner.
- Why don’t sunburns make good astronauts? They can’t handle the atmosphere.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite hobby? Burning CDs.
- Why was the sunburn a bad manager? It couldn’t handle the staff.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite rock band? AC/DC, because they’re electrifying.
- Why don’t sunburns make good actors? They always steal the spotlight.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite instrument? The hot-keyboard.
- Why was the sunburn a bad magician? It always revealed its tricks.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite type of pasta? Spaghetti alla puttanesca, because it’s hot.
- Why don’t sunburns make good novelists? They always suffer from writer’s burn.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite spice? Chili, because it’s hot.
- Why was the sunburn a bad gardener? It always burned the plants.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite toy? Hot Wheels.
- Why don’t sunburns make good hairdressers? They always mess up the highlights.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite pizza topping? Hot peppers.
- Why was the sunburn a bad footballer? It couldn’t handle the ball.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite type of music? Salsa, because it’s hot.
- Why don’t sunburns make good gym teachers? They can’t handle the pressure.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite ice cream flavor? Hot fudge sundae.
- Why was the sunburn a bad police officer? It couldn’t handle the heat.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite fast food? Hot dogs.
- Why don’t sunburns make good news reporters? They always overheat.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite holiday? The Fourth of July, because it’s hot.
- Why was the sunburn a bad pianist? It couldn’t handle the keys.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite restaurant? Five Guys, because their food is hot.
- Why don’t sunburns make good mail carriers? They can’t handle the heat.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite car? The Ford Fiesta, because it’s hot.
- Why was the sunburn a bad waiter? It always overheated.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite clothing brand? Hot Topic.
- Why don’t sunburns make good zookeepers? They can’t handle the animals.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite sandwich? The hot chicken sandwich.
- Why was the sunburn a bad referee? It couldn’t handle the heat of the game.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite video game? Burnout.
- Why don’t sunburns make good electricians? They always blow a fuse.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite bird? The phoenix, because it rises from the ashes.
- Why was the sunburn a bad vet? It couldn’t handle the pets.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite mythical creature? A dragon, because it’s hot.
- Why don’t sunburns make good firefighters? They add fuel to the fire.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite type of dance? The Flamenco, because it’s hot.
- Why was the sunburn a bad lifeguard? It couldn’t handle the waves.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite type of coffee? The one with a double shot, because it’s hot.
- Why don’t sunburns make good sailors? They always burn the boats.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite card game? Hot Poker.
- Why was the sunburn a bad basketball player? It couldn’t handle the heat.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite brand of chips? Flaming Hot Cheetos.
- Why don’t sunburns make good bakers? They always overbake.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite superhero? Ghost Rider, because he’s always on fire.
- Why was the sunburn a bad drummer? It couldn’t handle the beat.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite vehicle? A fire truck, because it’s hot.
- Why don’t sunburns make good surgeons? They always lose their cool.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite type of tea? The hot one.
- Why was the sunburn a bad pilot? It couldn’t handle the heat.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite type of dog? The hot dog, because it’s sizzling.
- Why don’t sunburns make good window cleaners? They always leave streaks.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite type of bear? The sun bear, because it’s always warm.
- Why was the sunburn a bad mechanic? It couldn’t handle the heat.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite circus act? Fire eaters, because they’re hot.
- Why don’t sunburns make good judges? They can’t handle the heat of the courtroom.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite type of cat? The one with the warmest fur.
- Why was the sunburn a bad potter? It couldn’t handle the kiln.
- What’s a sunburn’s favorite superhero power? Pyrokinesis, because it involves heat.