107 study jokes

1. Why don’t we allow secrets in algebra class? Because you have to show all your work.
2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
3. What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless!
4. Why do we never talk to pi? Because it’s irrational.
5. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
6. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked.
7. Why did the student bring a ladder to class? He wanted to go to high school.
8. What’s the chemistry book’s favorite type of shoes? High reaction sneakers.
9. Why did the music note go to school? It wanted to improve its composition.
10. Why did the grammar teacher go broke? Too many missed periods.
11. Why did the computer take its hat off? Because it had a bad case of CAPS LOCK.
12. Why did the biology book go to the doctor? It had an organ problem.
13. Why did the pencil go to school? It wanted to be a sharp student.
14. Why did the geography book always wear a jacket? It had many layers.
15. Why did the history book see a therapist? It had too many past issues.
16. What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? Synonym buns.
17. Why was the math equation always unhappy? It always felt less than.
18. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
19. What did the physics book say to the math book? You’ve got a lot of problems, but I’ve got the solutions.
20. Why was the English textbook feeling blue? It had too many grammar blues.
21. Why was the calendar a good student? It always knew its dates.
22. Why did the computer keep freezing? It left all its windows open.
23. Why did the textbook go to the optician? It lost all its focus.
24. Why was the math problem so modest? It was an example of humble pi.
25. Why did the music book get in trouble? It couldn’t keep its notes straight.
26. What did the biology textbook say to the physics book? “I find your matter irrelevant.”
27. What did the statistic book say to the math book? “I feel we have a strong correlation.”
28. Why did the grammar book file a police report? It had too many run-on sentences.
29. Why did the student take a can of soda to his exam? He wanted to pop open a can of knowledge.
30. Why did the science textbook go to therapy? It couldn’t handle the pressure.
31. Why was the geography book so popular? It knew all the best places.
32. Why was the computer cold at school? It left its Windows open.
33. Why did the math textbook go to the gym? It needed to work on its figures.
34. Why was the school bell always nervous? It was always getting rung.
35. Why did the music textbook go to the concert? It had an important note to take.
36. Why did the chemistry book go to the party? It heard there were going to be some cool reactions.
37. What did the psychology book say to the self-help book? “I think you need to look within.”
38. Why did the student take scissors to the exam? He wanted to cut to the answers.
39. Why was the history book so full of itself? It knew it would repeat itself.
40. Why did the English book join the circus? It wanted to work on its grammar juggling.
41. Why did the physics textbook visit the amusement park? It wanted to research roller coasters.
42. What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of tree? Geometry.
43. Why was the chemistry book always late? It had too many elements to deal with.
44. Why was the science book always so positive? It was full of protons.
45. Why did the computer go to art school? It wanted to improve its graphic design.
46. Why was the geometry book always at peace? It knew all its angles.
47. Why did the math problem go to the party? It wanted to multiply.
48. What’s a physics teacher’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal.
49. Why did the calculus book become a therapist? It wanted to help people deal with their limits.

Okay, that’s the first third.

Let’s keep going:

51. What did the economics textbook say to the history book? “I’ve got your number.”
52. Why did the biology textbook get a sunburn? It forgot its cellular protection.
53. What do you call a book about procrastination? “Laterature.”
54. Why did the math book go on a diet? It was heavy on the fractions.
55. Why was the grammar book so smug? It had all the write stuff.
56. Why did the sociology book go to the party? It wanted to study the crowd.
57. Why did the geography book have so many friends? It was so worldly.
58. Why was the physics book always lost? It couldn’t find its vector.
59. Why did the art book go to the museum? It wanted to get framed.
60. Why did the computer break up with the internet? It had too many connection issues.
61. What’s a librarian’s favorite type of punctuation? The book comma.
62. Why did the math book become a baker? It loved pi.
63. What’s a science teacher’s favorite type of dog? A lab.
64. Why did the dictionary break up with the thesaurus? It found out it was seeing other words.
65. Why did the student bring a compass to school? He wanted to draw conclusions.
66. Why did the physics book join the track team? It wanted to study acceleration.
67. Why did the history book go on a date? It had a past to share.
68. What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of dessert? Pi.
69. Why did the algebra book join the band? It had a lot of x’s to solve.
70. Why did the computer go to the dance? To get its byte groove on.
71. Why did the sociology book join the football team? It wanted to study group dynamics.
72. Why did the biology book go to the beach? It wanted to study the ecosystem.
73. What did the psychology textbook say to the philosophy book? “I think, therefore I am.”
74. Why did the English book go to the theater? It wanted to work on its drama.
75. What’s an art teacher’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because it’s all about shapes!

Let’s finish strong:

76. Why did the geography book become a chef? It loved a good mix of cultures.
77. What’s a chemistry teacher’s favorite type of music? Metal.
78. Why did the philosophy book go to the gym? It wanted to work on its existential fitness.
79. Why did the computer go to the music concert? It wanted to upgrade its sound card.
80. Why did the math book go to the bank? It needed to balance its equations.
81. Why was the biology book always so healthy? It had good genes.
82. Why did the physics book go to the moon? It wanted to study gravity.
83. Why did the music book go to the opera? It wanted to improve its scale.
84. Why did the algebra book become a detective? It loved to solve for X.
85. Why did the English book go to the bakery? It wanted to learn about past-tense.
86. What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of fish? Pi-rate fish.
87. Why did the history book go to the castle? It had a knight to remember.
88. What’s a chemistry teacher’s favorite type of coffee? Espresso, because it’s always in solution.
89. Why did the psychology book go to the zoo? It wanted to study animal behavior.
90. Why did the computer go to the beach? It needed to reboot.
91. Why did the math book become a gardener? It loved natural numbers.
92. Why did the music book go to the gym? It wanted to tone up.
93. Why did the biology book go camping? It wanted to study natural selection.
94. What did the philosophy book say to the psychology book? “I think you’re complex.”
95. Why did the English book go to the coffee shop? It wanted to work on its poetry.
96. Why was the math book always so stressed? It had too many problems to solve.
97. Why did the computer go to the movies? It wanted to download the latest releases.
98. Why did the science book become a chef? It loved to experiment.
99. Why did the physics book go to the ski resort? It wanted to study the slopes.
100. Why was the history book always so nostalgic? It kept living in the past.

And, finally, for the last batch:

101. Why did the art book go to the gallery? It wanted to get drawn in.
102. Why did the computer go to school? It heard the teacher had a hard drive.
103. Why did the chemistry book go to the spa? It needed a solution.
104. What’s a math teacher’s favorite season? Sum-mer.
105. Why did the geography book go to the mountain? It wanted to reach new heights.
106. Why did the biology book go to the farm? It wanted to study organisms.
107. What did the philosophy book say to the sociology book? “I think you’re socially constructed.”