100 storm jokes
- What’s a storm’s favorite game to play? Twister!
- Why don’t storms ever go to parties? They always rain on the parade.
- What did one storm say to the other? I have my eye on you.
- Why did the thunder break up with the lightning? It said, “You’re just too shocking!”
- Why don’t storms make good musicians? They always steal the thunder.
- What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!
- Why was the hurricane upset with the tropical storm? Because it was a bit low-pressure.
- How does a thunderstorm catch its prey? With its lightning quick reflexes.
- What did the mom storm say to her kid? “Thunder your room!”
- Why did the storm go to school? To get a little more precipitation.
- Why did the storm get in trouble? Because it wouldn’t stop blowing off steam.
- What do storms use to clean their clothes? Bleach and thundergent.
- Why are storms bad liars? Because you can always see right through them.
- What’s a storm’s favorite dance? The Electric Slide!
- How do storms keep their pants up? With a rainbow-t.
- Why was the cloud feeling down? Because it had a heavy pour.
- How do storms communicate? They use their thunderbolt connection.
- Why did the cloud become a policeman? To enforce the law of precipitation.
- What’s a cloud’s favorite hobby? Storm chasing.
- What do you call a rebellious raincloud? A drizzledelinquent.
- Why are storms terrible at hide and seek? Because they always follow with a loud clap.
- Why do storms love fast food? Because it comes with a side of fries and a small rain.
- How does a cloud propose? With a hailo.
- What do clouds use to write essays? A precipitation paper.
- What does a storm use to keep its pants up? A rainbow.
- Why don’t storms trust clouds? Because they always evaporate.
- Why was the cloud always getting into fights? It had a thunderous temper.
- Why don’t storms like shopping? Because it’s always raining on their parade.
- What do you call a cloud that just won’t quit? A rain-a-holic.
- Why did the hurricane go to the doctor? It had circulation problems.
- How do hurricanes see? With their eye.
- Why don’t hurricanes ever get lost? They always follow the eye-path.
- What’s a hurricane’s favorite movie? Gone with the Wind.
- Why did the thunder date the lightning? Because it was love at first strike.
- What do you call a talkative storm? A chatterclouder.
- What do you call a cloud that’s become a celebrity? A rainmaker.
- Why don’t storms go out for dinner? They prefer take-out, it comes with a takeaway wind.
- How does a hurricane say goodbye? It waves.
- Why did the storm get a ticket? It was caught speeding down the jet stream.
- Why did the storm go to therapy? It had too many hail feelings.
- Why don’t storms like fast food? Too much grease lightning.
- What’s a storm’s favorite activity on a sunny day? Cast a shadow.
- Why do storms love drama? They always stir up a whirlwind of emotions.
- What do you call a storm with a big ego? A bluster.
- What does a storm do when it’s having a bad day? It hails a cab.
- What’s a storm’s favorite dessert? Whipped cream and lightning.
- Why don’t storms play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
- Why did the cloud stay home? It was feeling under the weather.
- Why do storms make terrible roommates? They’re always blowing things out of proportion.
- How do storms do their hair? They straighten it out with lightning.
- What’s a storm’s favorite pet? A raindeer.
- What’s a cloud’s favorite type of music? Thunderstruck rock.
- What’s a storm’s favorite type of math? Geometry – they love the angles.
- What did the cloud say to its child? “You’re mist-behaved!”
- Why are storms so romantic? Because they’re always in the mood for a little lightning.
- What do storms put on their salad? Ranch and tornado-matoes.
- How does a storm make a phone call? On its cell-ular phone.
- What does a storm use to see better? Eye-glasses.
- Why don’t storms like small talk? They prefer a little lightning conversation.
- Why don’t storms drink coffee? It makes them too wired.
- What’s a storm’s favorite type of poetry? Haiku-rricanes.
- What’s a cloud’s favorite flower? A rain-lily.
- Why are storms such bad chefs? They always overcast the food.
- What’s a storm’s favorite shoe? Lightning sneakers.
- Why don’t storms use computers? They’re scared of Windows.
- Why did the tornado take a break? It ran out of whirl.
- What’s a storm’s favorite exercise? The wind sprint.
- Why don’t storms make good DJs? They always play the sounds of thunder.
- What’s a cloud’s favorite sport? Basket-rain.
- What does a storm use to fix its car? A thunder wrench.
- Why don’t storms like golf? Too many swings and misses.
- Why was the lightning bolt a good student? It always conducted itself well.
- How do storms succeed? They never take a rain check.
- What’s a storm’s favorite soda? Dr. Thunder.
- How do storms greet each other? “It’s raining to meet you!”
- Why was the storm good at baseball? It really knew how to throw a curve wind.
- What’s a storm’s favorite day of the week? Winds-day.
- How do storms stay fit? They always keep in thunderous shape.
- What did the cloud wear to the party? A rainbow tie.
- What do storms use to take notes? A rain pen.
- Why don’t storms use paper maps? They’re too easy to tear-nado.
- What do storms put in their soup? Thundersalt.
- Why was the lightning bolt a bad secret keeper? It always gives a shock reaction.
- What’s a cloud’s favorite candy? Rainsdrops.
- What’s a storm’s favorite classic rock song? “Riders on the Storm”.
- What do storms use to bake cookies? A baking sheet of rain.
- Why did the thunder get a time out? It wouldn’t stop booming around the house.
- Why don’t storms get married? They’re afraid of the hail and hearty commitment.
- How does a storm flirt? It drops a few pickup limes.
- Why are storms terrible bakers? They always cause a flour storm.
- What do storms eat for breakfast? Scrambled lightning and thunder toast.
- Why don’t storms like sunbathing? They get a thunder burn.
- How does a storm show it’s angry? It gives the cold shoulder.
- What do storms write their letters with? A rainbow pen.
- How do storms say goodnight? “Sleep tight, don’t let the lightning bugs bite.”
- Why are storms terrible at basketball? They always rain out of bounds.
- What’s a storm’s favorite board game? Rainkala.
- What do storms do when they’re bored? They chase their tail-wind.
- Why don’t storms work in offices? They can’t stand the draft.
- What do storms use to decorate their home? Thunder tapestries.