76 snoop dog jokes
- What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his clothes? – Blee-otch.
- Why doesn’t Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? – Because he’s always got that “indoor”!
- What did Snoop Dogg say when he found a penny? – Fo’ shizzle, it’s a dizzle!
- Why does Snoop Dogg carry an iron? – For pressing matters, of course!
- Why does Snoop Dogg always carry a map? – Because he’s always on the down-low!
- Why did Snoop Dogg become a gardener? – He has a green thumb for “herbs”.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite breakfast? – Snoop Loops!
- How does Snoop Dogg get his mail? – Via the Pizzle Office!
- Why is Snoop Dogg always calm? – Because he can’t let the small stuff get under his “kush-ion”.
- Why did Snoop Dogg get a job at the bakery? – Because he kneads dough!
- Why doesn’t Snoop Dogg wear a watch? – He’s always got thyme.
- What does Snoop Dogg call a small piano? – A lil’ keys.
- Why does Snoop Dogg love geometry? – Because it’s all about the angles.
- Why does Snoop Dogg always win at chess? – Because he’s always in “check, mate”.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite type of pasta? – Fo’ shizzloni!
- How does Snoop Dogg cut his pizza? – With a little slicizzle!
- Why is Snoop Dogg bad at hide and seek? – Because he always leaves a trail of smoke.
- Why is Snoop Dogg so good at basketball? – Because he’s got mad hops.
- Why is Snoop Dogg always early? – Because he’s always on the clock.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite kind of coffee? – Espressizzle.
- Why did Snoop Dogg open a restaurant? – Because he’s a grizzle master!
- What do you call Snoop Dogg when he’s sleeping? – Snoop Dogg Snoozle.
- What does Snoop Dogg call his fan club? – The Blizzles.
- How does Snoop Dogg sign his emails? – “Best wizzles, Snoop.”
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite fruit? – Bizzleberries!
- Why does Snoop Dogg never lose his keys? – Because he’s got a locizzle.
- Why is Snoop Dogg always comfortable? – Because he loves to chillaxizzle.
- What does Snoop Dogg put on his toast? – Jammizzle!
- Why did Snoop Dogg go to art school? – Because he loves to drizzle.
- Why is Snoop Dogg a great teacher? – Because he always has the “answizzles”.
- What does Snoop Dogg call a snowy day? – A blizzizzle.
- Why does Snoop Dogg love astronomy? – Because he’s all about the starzizzle.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite type of shoe? – Slipperizzles.
- What does Snoop Dogg call a good joke? – A knee-slapperizzle.
- How does Snoop Dogg decorate his home? – With swaggizzle.
- Why does Snoop Dogg love swimming? – Because he’s all about that splashizzle.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite part of a song? – The chorizzle.
- What does Snoop Dogg call his grandma? – Grizzlamma!
- Why is Snoop Dogg so good at math? – Because he knows his multizzle.
- What is Snoop Dogg’s favorite vegetable? – Brizzle sprouts.
- What does Snoop Dogg say when he’s surprised? – “Fo’ rizzle!”
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite planet? – Jupizzle.
- How does Snoop Dogg like his steak? – Sizzlizzle.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite type of dog? – A pizzloodle.
- Why does Snoop Dogg love the beach? – He’s all about the sand and sizzle.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite exercise? – Squatizzles.
- Why does Snoop Dogg love playing cards? – Because he’s got a poker fizzle.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite candy? – Twizzlizzers.
- What does Snoop Dogg call a magic trick? – An illusizzle.
- Why did Snoop Dogg join the orchestra? – Because he loves the symphonizzle.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite time of the year? – Wintizzle.
- How does Snoop Dogg style his hair? – With gel and frizzle.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite type of fish? – Sizzlfin tuna.
- What does Snoop Dogg say when he takes a photo? – “Cheezizzle!”
- What does Snoop Dogg call a detective? – An investigizzle.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite type of drink? – Fizzlade.
- Why did Snoop Dogg become a weatherman? – Because he loves the drizzle.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite color? – Purpizzle.
- Why does Snoop Dogg love camping? – Because he’s an outdoorizzle enthusiast.
- How does Snoop Dogg like his eggs? – Sizzlled.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite subject? – Hizzlestory.
- What does Snoop Dogg say when he’s leaving? – “Peazle out!”
- What does Snoop Dogg call a ghost? – A spiritizzle.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite type of music? – Jizzazz.
- What does Snoop Dogg call a small cat? – A kizzitten.
- How does Snoop Dogg get around town? – In his Cadillizzle.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite type of bird? – The sizzlecrow.
- What does Snoop Dogg call a hug? – A squizzle.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite holiday? – Thanksgivizzle.
- How does Snoop Dogg like his chicken? – Crizzled.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite piece of furniture? – A chizzair.
- How does Snoop Dogg tell time? – With a watchizzle.
- What does Snoop Dogg call a basketball? – A bouncizzle.
- What does Snoop Dogg call a joke? – A funnizzle.
- How does Snoop Dogg like his salad? – With lettizzle.
- What’s Snoop Dogg’s favorite type of cookie? – Snickerdizzles.