57+ puns about shadows
- How do shadows write their autobiography? They cast their life in a new light.
- Why don’t shadows play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted.
- Why did the shadow apply for the job? It wanted to move up the shade-der.
- How do shadows stay in touch? Through light-speed messaging.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite story? A dark tale.
- How do shadows get around? They take the dark path.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite fruit? Shadowberries.
- How do shadows stay in shape? They do some light exercise.
- Why did the shadow start a blog? It wanted to keep everyone in the dark.
- How do shadows feel after a workout? They feel a bit light-headed.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite sport? Shadow boxing.
- Why do shadows always win races? They never see the light of defeat.
- Why did the shadow go to school? To brighten its future.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite game? Dark Souls.
- How do shadows write? They use a silhouette pen.
- Why did the shadow go to therapy? It felt like it was always being followed.
- Why don’t shadows go to parties? They feel like they’re always left in the dark.
- How do shadows drink their coffee? Black with no light.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite part of the joke? The punch-line, it casts them in a funny light.
- Why are shadows great at baseball? They’re good at catching some rays.
- Why did the shadow join the circus? It wanted to be in the spotlight.
- How do shadows keep secrets? They shade the truth.
- What do shadows use to take notes? A highlighter.
- Why did the shadow break up with the light? It felt they weren’t on the same wavelength.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite city? Dark-ota.
- Why don’t shadows drink alcohol? It makes them feel light-headed.
- How do shadows play poker? They always keep their cards close to their chest.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite film? Dark Knight.
- How do shadows stay so thin? They keep a light diet.
- Why did the shadow visit the bakery? It had a craving for some light snacks.
- Why are shadows great dancers? They know how to swing into the light.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite type of music? Dark wave.
- Why did the shadow take a vacation? It was tired of being cast aside.
- How do shadows feel about math? It’s a bit too illuminating.
- Why do shadows make good detectives? They’re good at shadowing suspects.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite candy? Dark chocolate.
- How do shadows pass the time? They watch the sundial.
- Why did the shadow break its promise? It was just a figment of the light.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite book? Fifty Shades of Grey.
- Why are shadows great at chess? They’ve mastered the knight moves.
- Why did the shadow go to the beach? It wanted to catch some rays.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite flower? The moonflower.
- How do shadows make payments? They use darknet.
- Why are shadows good listeners? They’re always under the light of attention.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite drink? Dark and stormy.
- Why did the shadow get promoted? It was outstanding in its field.
- How do shadows greet each other? “Long time no see!”
- Why are shadows never lonely? They always stick together.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite animal? The dark horse.
- Why did the shadow go to the moon? It wanted a darker side.
- How do shadows pay their bills? They keep it low light.
- Why did the shadow become a sailor? To navigate the high seas.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite vehicle? A dark-cycle.
- Why are shadows good at yoga? They’re very flexible when it comes to positions.
- Why did the shadow visit the forest? To be among its tree-mates.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite type of painting? Shadowgraphy.
- Why did the shadow go to the gym? To build up its light endurance.
- How do shadows argue? They throw shade at each other.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite band? The Rolling Tones.
- Why did the shadow go to the desert? To feel the burn of the sun.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite superhero? Darkman.
- Why are shadows good at card games? They play their cards close to the vest.
- Why did the shadow join the orchestra? It wanted to play the dark-cello.
- How do shadows prefer their eggs? Sunny side up.
- Why did the shadow go to the concert? It was a fan of the spotlight.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite dessert? Shadow-cake.
- Why do shadows make great secret agents? They blend in everywhere.
- Why did the shadow go to the park? To play on the swings.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite TV show? The Dark Crystal.
- Why are shadows the best chess players? They’re always thinking several moves ahead.
- Why did the shadow go to the library? To broaden its horizon.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite cartoon character? Darkwing Duck.
- Why did the shadow join the army? To serve in the dark forces.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite mythological creature? The Dark Unicorn.
- Why did the shadow start a gardening club? To grow a greener shade of life.
- Why did the shadow get a telescope? To study the dark matter.
- How do shadows prefer their meat? Well shaded.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite fashion trend? Shady hats.
- Why did the shadow enter the beauty pageant? It wanted to be Miss Universe.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite instrument? The dark-ordion.
- Why did the shadow get a pet? To have a furry companion.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite candy bar? The Dark Kit-Kat.
- Why do shadows excel in physics? They understand the properties of light.
- Why did the shadow visit the zoo? To see the night animals.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite part of a house? The attic, it’s darker there.
- Why did the shadow get a camera? To capture light moments.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite magazine? National Geographic.
- Why did the shadow start a rock band? It had the darkest lyrics.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite chess piece? The Knight, of course.
- Why did the shadow visit the museum? It was interested in ancient civilizations.
- How do shadows sign their emails? “Best regards, from the darker side.”
- What’s a shadow’s favorite toy? Shadow puppets.
- Why did the shadow go to a spa? To get a shadow massage.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite piece of clothing? The shadow scarf.
- Why did the shadow take a cooking class? It wanted to improve its culinary skills.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite place in the city? The dark alley.
- Why did the shadow go to a fashion show? It wanted to see the latest trends.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite type of book? Mystery novels.
- Why did the shadow go to the stadium? To watch a night game.
- What’s a shadow’s favorite holiday? Halloween, when it can really shine.