57+ puns about shadows

  1. How do shadows write their autobiography? They cast their life in a new light.
  2. Why don’t shadows play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted.
  3. Why did the shadow apply for the job? It wanted to move up the shade-der.
  4. How do shadows stay in touch? Through light-speed messaging.
  5. What’s a shadow’s favorite story? A dark tale.
  6. How do shadows get around? They take the dark path.
  7. What’s a shadow’s favorite fruit? Shadowberries.
  8. How do shadows stay in shape? They do some light exercise.
  9. Why did the shadow start a blog? It wanted to keep everyone in the dark.
  10. How do shadows feel after a workout? They feel a bit light-headed.
  11. What’s a shadow’s favorite sport? Shadow boxing.
  12. Why do shadows always win races? They never see the light of defeat.
  13. Why did the shadow go to school? To brighten its future.
  14. What’s a shadow’s favorite game? Dark Souls.
  15. How do shadows write? They use a silhouette pen.
  16. Why did the shadow go to therapy? It felt like it was always being followed.
  17. Why don’t shadows go to parties? They feel like they’re always left in the dark.
  18. How do shadows drink their coffee? Black with no light.
  19. What’s a shadow’s favorite part of the joke? The punch-line, it casts them in a funny light.
  20. Why are shadows great at baseball? They’re good at catching some rays.
  21. Why did the shadow join the circus? It wanted to be in the spotlight.
  22. How do shadows keep secrets? They shade the truth.
  23. What do shadows use to take notes? A highlighter.
  24. Why did the shadow break up with the light? It felt they weren’t on the same wavelength.
  25. What’s a shadow’s favorite city? Dark-ota.
  26. Why don’t shadows drink alcohol? It makes them feel light-headed.
  27. How do shadows play poker? They always keep their cards close to their chest.
  28. What’s a shadow’s favorite film? Dark Knight.
  29. How do shadows stay so thin? They keep a light diet.
  30. Why did the shadow visit the bakery? It had a craving for some light snacks.
  31. Why are shadows great dancers? They know how to swing into the light.
  32. What’s a shadow’s favorite type of music? Dark wave.
  33. Why did the shadow take a vacation? It was tired of being cast aside.
  34. How do shadows feel about math? It’s a bit too illuminating.
  35. Why do shadows make good detectives? They’re good at shadowing suspects.
  36. What’s a shadow’s favorite candy? Dark chocolate.
  37. How do shadows pass the time? They watch the sundial.
  38. Why did the shadow break its promise? It was just a figment of the light.
  39. What’s a shadow’s favorite book? Fifty Shades of Grey.
  40. Why are shadows great at chess? They’ve mastered the knight moves.
  41. Why did the shadow go to the beach? It wanted to catch some rays.
  42. What’s a shadow’s favorite flower? The moonflower.
  43. How do shadows make payments? They use darknet.
  44. Why are shadows good listeners? They’re always under the light of attention.
  45. What’s a shadow’s favorite drink? Dark and stormy.
  46. Why did the shadow get promoted? It was outstanding in its field.
  47. How do shadows greet each other? “Long time no see!”
  48. Why are shadows never lonely? They always stick together.
  49. What’s a shadow’s favorite animal? The dark horse.
  50. Why did the shadow go to the moon? It wanted a darker side.
  51. How do shadows pay their bills? They keep it low light.
  52. Why did the shadow become a sailor? To navigate the high seas.
  53. What’s a shadow’s favorite vehicle? A dark-cycle.
  54. Why are shadows good at yoga? They’re very flexible when it comes to positions.
  55. Why did the shadow visit the forest? To be among its tree-mates.
  56. What’s a shadow’s favorite type of painting? Shadowgraphy.
  57. Why did the shadow go to the gym? To build up its light endurance.
  58. How do shadows argue? They throw shade at each other.
  59. What’s a shadow’s favorite band? The Rolling Tones.
  60. Why did the shadow go to the desert? To feel the burn of the sun.
  61. What’s a shadow’s favorite superhero? Darkman.
  62. Why are shadows good at card games? They play their cards close to the vest.
  63. Why did the shadow join the orchestra? It wanted to play the dark-cello.
  64. How do shadows prefer their eggs? Sunny side up.
  65. Why did the shadow go to the concert? It was a fan of the spotlight.
  66. What’s a shadow’s favorite dessert? Shadow-cake.
  67. Why do shadows make great secret agents? They blend in everywhere.
  68. Why did the shadow go to the park? To play on the swings.
  69. What’s a shadow’s favorite TV show? The Dark Crystal.
  70. Why are shadows the best chess players? They’re always thinking several moves ahead.
  71. Why did the shadow go to the library? To broaden its horizon.
  72. What’s a shadow’s favorite cartoon character? Darkwing Duck.
  73. Why did the shadow join the army? To serve in the dark forces.
  74. What’s a shadow’s favorite mythological creature? The Dark Unicorn.
  75. Why did the shadow start a gardening club? To grow a greener shade of life.
  76. Why did the shadow get a telescope? To study the dark matter.
  77. How do shadows prefer their meat? Well shaded.
  78. What’s a shadow’s favorite fashion trend? Shady hats.
  79. Why did the shadow enter the beauty pageant? It wanted to be Miss Universe.
  80. What’s a shadow’s favorite instrument? The dark-ordion.
  81. Why did the shadow get a pet? To have a furry companion.
  82. What’s a shadow’s favorite candy bar? The Dark Kit-Kat.
  83. Why do shadows excel in physics? They understand the properties of light.
  84. Why did the shadow visit the zoo? To see the night animals.
  85. What’s a shadow’s favorite part of a house? The attic, it’s darker there.
  86. Why did the shadow get a camera? To capture light moments.
  87. What’s a shadow’s favorite magazine? National Geographic.
  88. Why did the shadow start a rock band? It had the darkest lyrics.
  89. What’s a shadow’s favorite chess piece? The Knight, of course.
  90. Why did the shadow visit the museum? It was interested in ancient civilizations.
  91. How do shadows sign their emails? “Best regards, from the darker side.”
  92. What’s a shadow’s favorite toy? Shadow puppets.
  93. Why did the shadow go to a spa? To get a shadow massage.
  94. What’s a shadow’s favorite piece of clothing? The shadow scarf.
  95. Why did the shadow take a cooking class? It wanted to improve its culinary skills.
  96. What’s a shadow’s favorite place in the city? The dark alley.
  97. Why did the shadow go to a fashion show? It wanted to see the latest trends.
  98. What’s a shadow’s favorite type of book? Mystery novels.
  99. Why did the shadow go to the stadium? To watch a night game.
  100. What’s a shadow’s favorite holiday? Halloween, when it can really shine.

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