150 pumpkin spice jokes
- Why did the pumpkin spice break up with summer? Because it’s a fall thing.
- Why do pumpkins never lie? Because you can always see right through their spice.
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin spice patch.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged by pumpkin spice.
- Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open for pumpkin spice.
- Why did the scarecrow become a barista? He was outstanding in his pumpkin spice field.
- Why was the pumpkin spice latte feeling down? It felt a bit ground up.
- How do you unlock the flavor of fall? With a pumpkin spice key latte.
- Why was the cinnamon jealous? Because pumpkin spice is the new “hot” thing.
- Why was the pumpkin spice latte a good listener? It always gets a venti of your thoughts.
- What do you call a pumpkin who likes spicy food? A pumpkin spice eater.
- What does a pumpkin spice latte wear to a wedding? A spice-bow.
- Why did the pumpkin spice latte join a band? It had the perfect pitch-er.
- How does a pumpkin spice latte flirt? It gives you a foam wink.
- Why do bakers make great detectives? They always crack the pumpkin spice case.
- Why don’t secret agents drink pumpkin spice lattes? It’s too latte to be undercover.
- What do you call a pumpkin that goes to the gym? Pump-kin spice.
- Why did the pumpkin pie go to a therapist? It had too many spice issues.
- Why don’t pumpkins fight? They have too much spice to handle.
- Why did the pumpkin get an award? It was outstanding in its spice field.
- Why don’t pumpkins talk back? They’re too spiced up.
- Why do pumpkins never get lost? Because they always spice the way.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite kitchen tool? A spice rack.
- What’s a pumpkin spice latte’s favorite movie? “Brewed Awakening”.
- Why did the pumpkin spice latte apply for a job? It wanted to espresso itself.
- How does a pumpkin get around town? On a spice-cycle.
- Why did the pumpkin use a phone? To spice up its life.
- Why don’t pumpkins use computers? They’re afraid of the spice bar.
- Why did the pumpkin go to school? To become a spice-ologist.
- How do you know a pumpkin is going to be spicy? It has a fiery pumpkin-ality.
- Why did the pumpkin go to the party? To spice things up.
- Why was the pumpkin a good football player? It had a spice for every occasion.
- Why was the pumpkin always first? It was on pumpkin spice time.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite exercise? The spice-press.
- Why did the pumpkin get promoted? It spiced up the meetings.
- Why do pumpkins always carry an umbrella? In case of a spice storm.
- Why did the pumpkin go to the beach? To spice up its tan.
- How do pumpkins fix a flat tire? With a pumpkin spice jack.
- Why did the pumpkin become a chef? It had a zest for spice.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite music? Spice Girls.
- Why did the pumpkin go to the opera? It had a flare for the dram-spice.
- What do you call a pumpkin’s best friend? A spice mate.
- What do pumpkins use to fix everything? Duct spice.
- Why was the pumpkin such a great detective? It always spice out the truth.
- What do you call a hipster pumpkin? Spice-ter.
- Why don’t pumpkins use social media? Too much spice-vacy.
- What did the pumpkin say at the party? “Let’s spice things up.”
- What did the pumpkin use to pay for its latte? Spice-coin.
- Why was the pumpkin a great journalist? It always added the right spice.
- How do pumpkins greet each other? “Spice to meet you!”
- What do you call a pumpkin’s dream? A spice-nario.
- Why did the pumpkin go on vacation? It needed to spice up its life.
- How does a pumpkin write an essay? With a spice-ling check.
- What do you call a sneezing pumpkin? Achoo-nkin spice.
- What do pumpkins call their grandpa? Pice-kin spice.
- What do pumpkins say before a race? Spice up your marks!
- Why are pumpkins so good at baseball? They’ve got the right spice.
- What do pumpkins wear to bed? Spice-jamas.
- Why did the pumpkin start a business? It wanted to spice up the market.
- Why was the pumpkin always calm? It had a soothing spice.
- What do you call a fast pumpkin? A spice runner.
- What do pumpkins write their homework on? Spice paper.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite dance? The sp-ice dance.
- Why did the pumpkin join the debate team? To spice up the conversation.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite day of the week? Spiceday.
- Why are pumpkins so fashionable? They’ve got the spice-est style.
- What do you call a pumpkin with a cold? A sneeze-on spice.
- What do you call a pumpkin that loves to read? A sp-ice scholar.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite fruit? Spice-berries.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite animal? A sp-ice tiger.
- What do you call a pumpkin with a lot of ideas? A thought-kin spice.
- Why do pumpkins make terrible secrets? They can’t hide their spice.
- Why was the pumpkin a great musician? It had the perfect spice pitch.
- How do pumpkins decorate their homes? With spice décor.
- Why do pumpkins make great comedians? They know how to spice up a joke.
- What do pumpkins use to clean their houses? Spice-tide.
- What did the pumpkin bring to the potluck? Its signature spice.
- Why was the pumpkin a successful salesman? It knew how to spice up a deal.
- Why was the pumpkin always healthy? It followed a spice diet.
- What do you call a pumpkin with an attitude? A sassy spice.
- What do pumpkins say when they make a mistake? “Oh my gourdness, that was un-spice-tacular.”
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite place to visit? Spice-rusalem.
- Why was the pumpkin a good coach? It knew how to spice up a team.
- What do you call a confused pumpkin? A spice-tified pumpkin.
- Why did the pumpkin go to the spa? For a relaxing spice massage.
- What do you call a naughty pumpkin? A mis-spice.
- What do you call a pumpkin that loves math? A spice-quared.
- Why did the pumpkin go to the dentist? It had a spice cavity.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite pastime? Telling spice stories.
- Why did the pumpkin go to the concert? It heard the band had great spice.
- What do you call a pumpkin that can sing? A spice-prano.
- Why was the pumpkin a good manager? It knew how to spice up productivity.
- Why did the pumpkin join the circus? It loved the spice-wire act.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite hobby? Spice fishing.
- Why did the pumpkin go to a salsa class? To spice up its dance moves.
- What do you call a pumpkin who can’t decide? In-de-spice-ive.
- Why did the pumpkin go to the gym? It wanted to spice up its workout.
- Why do pumpkins never get tired? They’re always in spiced spirits.
- Why do pumpkins make good friends? They always add a little spice to your life.
- Why was the pumpkin a good lawyer? It was always spice and fair.
- What do you call a pumpkin’s autobiography? “My life in spice.”
- What do you call a pumpkin who loves astronomy? A sp-ice explorer.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite vegetable? Spice peas.
- Why did the pumpkin spice latte go to college? It wanted to study Brew-ology.
- Why did the pumpkin get a ticket? It spiced through a red light.
- What do you call a pumpkin with high self-esteem? A confident-kin spice.
- What do you call a shy pumpkin? A nice and spice.
- Why did the pumpkin win the race? It was in spice-able.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite part of the newspaper? The spice section.
- Why do pumpkins always carry a notebook? To jot down their spice-ful thoughts.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Spice the bottle.
- Why was the pumpkin a good musician? It played the spice-tar.
- Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? It felt out of spice.
- What do you call a pumpkin that’s always on time? Punctu-kin spice.
- Why did the pumpkin become a pilot? It wanted to spice up the skies.
- What do you call a pumpkin that loves to party? A spice animal.
- Why did the pumpkin go to the theatre? It loved the spice-tacle.
- What do you call a clumsy pumpkin? A trip-kin spice.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite part of a song? The spice solo.
- Why did the pumpkin join the military? To defend the spice of freedom.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite number? Spice-teen.
- Why was the pumpkin the best DJ? It had a killer spice list.
- What do you call a pumpkin that loves painting? An art-kin spice.
- What do you call a pumpkin’s meditation? A tranquil-kin spice.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite chess piece? The spice-hop.
- Why did the pumpkin join the chess club? To spice up its tactics.
- Why did the pumpkin get a map? It was looking for Spice-ronto.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite magazine? Spice-digest.
- Why was the pumpkin a successful author? Its stories were full of spice.
- Why do pumpkins always carry a calculator? They like to keep their spice in check.
- What do you call a pumpkin’s mistake? A spice-take.
- Why did the pumpkin win the boxing match? It had a spicy left hook.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite flower? Spice-roses.
- Why did the pumpkin go on a diet? It wanted to spice down.
- What do you call a trendy pumpkin? A spice-con.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite bird? A spice dove.
- Why was the pumpkin a good architect? It knew how to spice up a design.
- Why did the pumpkin go to the concert? It loved the symph-spice-ny.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of puzzle? A spice-agram.
- Why do pumpkins never get bored? They always have spice to explore.
- What do you call a pumpkin that loves to read? A spice-brarian.
- Why did the pumpkin go to the fair? It heard about the spice wheel.
- What do you call a pumpkin that loves to travel? A tour-kin spice.
- Why do pumpkins make great detectives? They always spice out the truth.
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of poem? A spice-tameter.
- Why did the pumpkin go to the bakery? It wanted a slice of spice.
- Why do pumpkins make great sailors? They always spice the wind.
- Why did the pumpkin go to the museum? It wanted to spice up its culture.
- What do you call a pumpkin in the army? A soldier spice.
- Why was the pumpkin a great leader? It always took initiative to spice up things.