83 printer jokes
- Why don’t printers make good comedians? Because their jokes are always running out of ink.
- Why was the printer always unhappy? It had a bad case of paper jam.
- Why did the printer go to therapy? It had separation anxiety from its paper.
- How do printers flirt? They always make a pass.
- Why did the printer go to school? It had a lot to learn about margins.
- Why did the printer break up with its partner? They couldn’t handle the constant formatting.
- Why did the printer get a ticket? It was caught speeding in the express lane.
- What’s a printer’s favorite meal? Mac n’ cheese, with a side of fonts.
- Why did the printer get kicked out of the race? It couldn’t keep up with the pace(setter).
- Why did the printer go to the bar? It was looking for a new driver.
- Why was the printer always in trouble at school? It kept losing its homework.
- Why don’t printers ever win at poker? Because they always show their hands too soon.
- What does a printer eat for breakfast? Paper jam and toast.
- Why did the printer apply for a job at the circus? It wanted to join the cartridge.
- Why was the printer always sad? Because its life was in a constant state of re-load.
- Why was the printer feeling down? It was tired of being under constant scanner pressure.
- How do printers get their morning caffeine? They love a good cup of Java.
- Why did the printer go to a party? It wanted to have a blast with the toner.
- Why don’t printers play hide and seek? Because they always leave a paper trail.
- Why was the printer always broke? It kept losing its cents per page.
- Why was the printer always alone? It had connectivity issues.
- What’s a printer’s favorite song? “Take a Letter, Maria.”
- Why did the printer get an award? For its outstanding print-cess.
- Why was the printer a bad baseball player? It always missed the catch-tray.
- Why did the printer go to the beach? It wanted to play in the sandbox mode.
- Why don’t printers work out? They hate breaking a sweat.
- Why was the printer at the casino? It wanted to hit the jackpot.
- Why are printers never overweight? They are always on a low-carb(on) diet.
- What’s a printer’s favorite dance? The dot matrix.
- Why did the printer join the orchestra? It had a knack for printing sheet music.
- Why did the printer go to the spa? It needed a toner.
- Why did the printer go on a date? It was looking for its perfect match.
- Why was the printer at the nightclub? It wanted to feel the rhythm of the night.
- Why did the printer get arrested? It was caught copying.
- Why did the printer go to the gym? It wanted to bulk up on paper.
- Why are printers bad storytellers? They always spill the ink.
- Why did the printer become a chef? It mastered the art of ‘copy-pasta’.
- What does a printer wear to a wedding? A three-piece suit and a tie(r).
- Why did the printer go to the movie theater? It wanted to catch the latest reel.
- Why did the printer join the choir? It had a toner voice.
- Why was the printer always late for work? It had a hard time getting started.
- Why did the printer get in a fight? It was always pushing buttons.
- Why did the printer get glasses? It had a resolution problem.
- Why did the printer go to the optometrist? It had poor vision alignment.
- Why did the printer go to the bakery? It wanted a slice of pi(e).
- Why did the printer join the football team? It was good at passing.
- Why did the printer get a pet? It needed some company while loading.
- Why was the printer in the garden? It was pruning its pages.
- Why was the printer always complaining? It felt overworked and underpaid.
- Why was the printer a terrible magician? Everyone could see through its tricks.
- Why don’t printers like to diet? They can’t resist carbs(on paper).
- Why was the printer at the amusement park? It wanted to ride the roller.
- Why did the printer cross the road? It wanted to get to the other side (of the paper).
- Why was the printer a lousy driver? It always got jammed in traffic.
- What’s a printer’s favorite exercise? Paper lifts.
- Why are printers bad at making decisions? They always need a moment to process.
- Why did the printer get into politics? It was good at making copies.
- Why did the printer stop working? It was tired of the paper chase.
- Why did the printer go to the concert? It wanted to meet the band.
- Why did the printer break up with the computer? It felt taken for granted.
- What does a printer call its best friend? Its buddy copier.
- Why was the printer at the zoo? It wanted to see the ink-credible animals.
- Why did the printer take up painting? It wanted to add color to its life.
- Why did the printer go camping? It wanted to go off the grid.
- Why was the printer always at the doctor’s? It had a weak immune system.
- Why did the printer move to the city? It wanted a taste of the high dpi life.
- Why did the printer go on vacation? It wanted to escape the paper trail.
- Why did the printer join the navy? It wanted to explore the sea of pages.
- What does a printer use to fix its car? A toner wrench.
- Why did the printer join a rock band? It wanted to be on the charts.
- Why did the printer go to the dance? It had the hots for the laminator.
- Why are printers bad at basketball? They always double dribble.
- Why was the printer in the orchestra? It was a master at reading sheets.
- Why did the printer never get promoted? It was always printing errors.
- Why did the printer go to college? It wanted to master in fine arts.
- What did the printer say to the troubleshooter? “You’re pressing all my buttons!”
- Why did the printer join the army? It wanted to be in the line of duty.
- Why did the printer become a detective? It was good at getting the dirt.
- Why did the printer join a yoga class? It needed to align its body and mind.
- What’s a printer’s favorite TV show? “The Big Bang Theor-paper”.
- Why did the printer start a band? It wanted to top the charts.
- Why did the printer start a blog? It wanted to make a mark.
- Why did the printer take up photography? It wanted to capture every moment.