86 pony jokes

  1. What’s a pony’s favorite sport? Stable tennis!
  2. Why did the pony get sent to his room? He wouldn’t stop horsing around!
  3. What’s a pony’s favorite type of music? Neigh-bop!
  4. Why did the pony go to the bakery? He wanted to get some thorough-bread!
  5. How do ponies say hello? “Hay there!”
  6. What’s a pony’s favorite movie? “The Man From Snowy River.”
  7. Why did the pony bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
  8. What did the pony say when it fell? “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
  9. Why do ponies write with pencils? Because it’s hard to hold a pen with hooves!
  10. Why don’t ponies go to college? Because they’re already experts in horsepower!
  11. What do you call a pony that lives next door? Your neigh-bor!
  12. Why did the pony go to the psychiatrist? He couldn’t stop feeling a little horse!
  13. What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse!
  14. How does a pony keep its shirt clean while eating? It uses a nap-neigh-kin!
  15. What do you call a pony that sings? A neigh-sayer!
  16. What do ponies wear to sleep? Their night-neigh-gowns!
  17. Why was the pony all dirty? It just had a roll in the hay!
  18. What’s a pony’s favorite city? Neigh York!
  19. What’s a pony’s favorite exercise? Trotting in place!
  20. Why did the pony go to the disco? To get down on the hoof!
  21. How does a pony say goodbye? “See you on the bri-dle side!”
  22. Why did the pony become an author? He wanted to pen a tail!
  23. How does a pony stop a DVD? It presses paws!
  24. What’s a pony’s favorite type of story? A pony tail!
  25. Why do ponies make terrible secret keepers? They always spill the oats!
  26. What did the pony say after a long run? I’m beat, hoof!
  27. Why was the pony good at playing chess? He always thought a few moves a-hoof!
  28. What kind of car does a pony drive? A Mustang!
  29. What do you call a pony that paints? Van Gogh-gh!
  30. What do you call a noisy pony? A bray-niac!
  31. What do you call a magical pony? A unicorn-y joke!
  32. How do ponies ask for food? With their feed-needs!
  33. How do you apologize to a pony? Say “sow-rey”!
  34. What do you call a pessimistic pony? A neigh-sayer!
  35. What do you call a cold pony? A brrrrrr-y!
  36. What’s a pony’s favorite type of sandwich? Peanut butter and neigh-lly!
  37. What do you call a pony who loves to dance? A disco-stallion!
  38. Why was the pony good at math? Because he knows his foal-culations!
  39. How do ponies leave the house? They bolt the door!
  40. What’s a pony’s favorite candy? Mare-shmallows!
  41. What’s a pony’s favorite type of joke? A stable pun!
  42. What do you call a pony with a sunhat? A summer foal!
  43. How do you make a pony sandwich? With thorough-bread and mayo-neighs!
  44. Why did the pony get a ticket? For galloping too fast!
  45. Why don’t ponies get married? Because they cant-er down the aisle!
  46. What do you call a spooked pony? A nightmare!
  47. What’s a pony’s favorite type of pasta? Spag-neigh-tti!
  48. How does a pony ask for more? He says, “I’m still a bit peck-ish!”
  49. What’s a pony’s favorite type of pie? App-neigh pie!
  50. What do you call a pony that tells tall tales? A myth-trotter!
  51. What do you call a very small pony? A sub-compact!
  52. What’s a pony’s favorite soda? Mountain Dew-neigh!
  53. How do you know a pony likes you? He’s always horsing around with you!
  54. What do you call a pony with a cough? Sick as a horse!
  55. What’s a pony’s favorite color? Neigh-vy blue!
  56. Why did the pony go to school? To improve his trotting skills!
  57. What’s a pony’s favorite vegetable? Carrots, because they’re good for the eyes!
  58. Why do ponies hate rain? It dampens their spirits!
  59. Why was the pony so good at jump rope? He always cleared the hurdles!
  60. What do you call a pony who likes to read? A book-stallion!
  61. Why did the pony go to the dentist? Because he had a bit of a toothache!
  62. Why do ponies make poor comedians? They always horse around the punch line!
  63. Why do ponies love picnics? Because of all the sand-witches!
  64. What’s a pony’s favorite game? Hide-and-neigh-k!
  65. What do you call a pony who lives in the city? A metropolitan!
  66. What do you call a grumpy pony? A neigh-gative Nancy!
  67. Why did the pony cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
  68. What do you call a pony at the North Pole? Lost!
  69. Why was the pony always tired? He was always up at the crack of foal!
  70. Why don’t ponies use phones? They’re afraid they’ll get a horse throat!
  71. What do you call a pony who can play piano? A mane-zart!
  72. What’s a pony’s favorite day of the week? Neigh-day!
  73. What do you call a pony who can cook? A culinary colt!
  74. Why do ponies make good detectives? They always follow the hoof prints!
  75. Why do ponies never forget? Because they have horse-sense!
  76. What do you call a pony with a map? A navi-gator!
  77. What do you call a pony that likes to swim? A sea-horse!
  78. What do you call a happy pony? A glee-der!
  79. Why do ponies go on diets? To avoid the saddlebags!
  80. What do you call a fast pony? A race-horse!
  81. Why do ponies love the circus? They love the carousel!
  82. What do you call a pony that’s good at basketball? A dribble-horse!
  83. Why did the pony go to the beach? To avoid the sand-traps!
  84. What do you call a pony in the military? A horse-soldier!
  85. Why did the pony become a gardener? He had a green hoof!
  86. What do you call a pony that lives in a castle? A knight-mare!

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