145 mullet jokes
- Why don’t mullets ever play hide and seek? Because even when they’re hidden, the 80s can always find them.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite game? Backgammon, because there’s always more happening in the back.
- Why did the mullet go to therapy? It couldn’t handle being both business and party at the same time.
- What do you call a mullet in a suit? An identity crisis.
- Why did the mullet get fired? It wasn’t all business in the front.
- How does a mullet answer the phone? “Short in front, long in back, who’s this?”
- What’s a mullet’s favorite holiday? Halloween. It’s the only day it doesn’t feel like a costume.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite movie? The Two-Face.
- What did the barber say to the mullet? “I see you’re a fan of plot twists.”
- Why did the mullet get kicked out of the zoo? The lions thought it was a mane-impersonator.
- How does a mullet break up with its girlfriend? “It’s not you, it’s both me.”
- Why don’t mullets like to read? They always get stuck halfway.
- What did the mullet say at the hair salon? “Surprise me.”
- How did the mullet get lost? It took a wrong turn in the 80s and never found its way back.
- Why did the mullet go to a party on its own? It said it always brings the party with it.
- What did the hairbrush say to the mullet? “I can’t decide whether to take you seriously or not.”
- What do you call a mullet that’s just been combed? A misdirection.
- What’s the favorite song of every mullet? “We Are Two-Faced” by the Long Backs.
- Why do mullets make terrible spies? Because they always stick out from the crowd.
- How did the mullet feel on its first day of school? Confused. It didn’t know whether to be studious or rebellious.
- Why did the mullet go to the opera? Because it heard there were two acts.
- Why did the mullet join the circus? Because it’s a balancing act in itself.
- What do mullets and rainbows have in common? They are both bold, colorful, and stuck in the 80s.
- Why did the mullet break up with its barber? There were too many split ends in their relationship.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite meal? A half-and-half pizza.
- Why don’t mullets play chess? Because they never know which move to make.
- Why did the mullet get lost in the library? Because it couldn’t decide between fiction and non-fiction.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite kind of math? Fractions, because it’s all about the division.
- Why don’t mullets go to hair salons anymore? Because they hate splitting hairs.
- What’s the only thing a mullet and a unicorn have in common? They both make people stop and stare.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite sport? Relay racing. It loves passing things from the front to the back.
- How do you make a mullet roll? Push it down a hill. It won’t know whether to tumble or roll.
- Why did the mullet join a rock band? Because it wanted to be a headbanger.
- Why did the mullet get arrested? It was charged with impersonating two different hairstyles.
- Why don’t mullets make good detectives? They always give away the plot.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite dance move? The Twist. Because it always leaves people guessing.
- Why did the mullet refuse to go to the beach? Because it didn’t want to make waves.
- What did the mullet say to its reflection? “You complete me… in more ways than one.”
- Why don’t mullets like roller coasters? The ups and downs remind them of their own hairstyle.
- How do you spot a mullet in a crowd? It’s usually the one that’s having a party in the back.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite song? “I Can’t Decide” by Scissor Sisters.
- Why did the mullet cross the road? It couldn’t decide which side it belonged to.
- What’s a mullet’s life motto? “Always be two steps ahead… or behind.”
- What do mullets and yoyos have in common? They both have a lot of ups and downs.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite type of candy? Now and Laters.
- Why was the mullet feeling blue? Because it heard the ’80s aren’t coming back.
- Why did the mullet go to the moon? It thought it was a “half and half” moon.
- Why did the mullet get kicked out of the art museum? It couldn’t decide between being abstract or realistic.
- How do you confuse a mullet? Tell it to make a decision.
- Why did the mullet break up with the mohawk? It couldn’t handle the long distance.
- Why was the mullet a successful politician? It was always on both sides.
- What do you call a mullet at a concert? A headliner.
- Why do mullets never win at poker? They always show their hand.
- Why did the mullet never get into college? It could never make it past the entrance exam.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite animal? A zebra, because it can’t decide if it’s white with black stripes or black with white stripes.
- Why do mullets get along with cats? They both have nine lives – one in the front and eight in the back.
- What did the mullet say to the mirror? “We’re not so different, you and I.”
- Why do mullets never get a second date? They always give mixed signals.
- Why did the mullet go to the theater? It wanted to see a two-act play.
- What did the mullet say to the comb? “Can we see other people?”
- Why don’t mullets ever win races? They always come in second… and third.
- Why did the mullet go to the barber? It needed some clarity.
- How do you know a mullet is in charge? It’s always front and center.
- Why did the mullet go on a diet? It was feeling a little heavy in the back.
- Why do mullets make terrible secret agents? They can’t stay undercover.
- Why did the mullet go to the baseball game? It loves a good switch-hitter.
- Why did the mullet get a job at the bakery? It loves a good roll reversal.
- How does a mullet say hello? “Hi, nice to meet you… and you.”
- Why was the mullet the life of the party? It brought theparty with it everywhere it went.
- What does a mullet say on a first date? “I’m really two-faced.”
- What do you call a mullet that became a detective? A double agent.
- Why do mullets never feel lonely? They always have themselves for company.
- Why did the mullet join the army? It wanted to be part of the front line… and the back.
- Why did the mullet get a job at a call center? It’s used to dealing with two sides.
- Why did the mullet get banned from the restaurant? It was always split on what to order.
- How do mullets like their coffee? Half and half.
- Why did the mullet break its New Year’s resolution? It couldn’t decide which one to stick with.
- Why did the mullet get invited to the royal wedding? It’s always formal in the front, party in the back.
- Why did the mullet join a band? It was looking for a little harmony in its life.
- Why did the mullet get a ticket? It was caught in the middle of the road.
- Why do mullets hate magic tricks? They never enjoy the big reveal.
- Why did the mullet go to a psychiatrist? It was having an identity crisis.
- What did the mullet say to the psychiatrist? “I feel like I’m two different people.”
- Why did the mullet become a gymnast? It’s always good at the flip side.
- Why did the mullet go to a comedy show? It needed a good laugh… in the back.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite dance? The two-step.
- Why did the mullet refuse to play chess? It couldn’t decide on its next move.
- Why did the mullet join a debate team? It always sees both sides of an argument.
- Why did the mullet win the talent show? It’s a double threat.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite type of music? Remixes. They love a good switch-up.
- Why did the mullet lose at tic-tac-toe? It couldn’t decide where to put its X.
- Why did the mullet go to the hair salon? It was looking for a change… in the front.
- Why don’t mullets make good lawyers? They always have a counterargument.
- Why did the mullet go to the gym? It was working on its front and back.
- Why do mullets love riding bikes? They love feeling the wind at their back.
- Why did the mullet become a writer? It loves a good plot twist.
- What did the mullet say at the job interview? “I’m flexible and adaptable.”
- Why did the mullet go to a concert? It wanted to rock out… in the back.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite day of the week? Wednesday. It’s the middle of the week.
- Why did the mullet go to the circus? It wanted to see the trapeze artists flip.
- Why do mullets make terrible poker players? They can’t hold a poker face.
- Why did the mullet go to the moon? It wanted to experience less gravity in the back.
- Why did the mullet join the swim team? It loves making waves.
- What do mullets and sunsets have in common? They are both beautiful transitions.
- Why do mullets make bad magicians? They can’t keep a secret.
- Why did the mullet visit the pyramids? It was looking for balance.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite subject in school? Geometry. They love different angles.
- Why do mullets love time zones? They can be in two places at once.
- Why did the mullet go to a fashion show? It loves a dramatic change.
- What did the mullet say at the marathon? “I’m in it for the long run.”
- Why did the mullet visit a monastery? It was seeking inner balance.
- Why did the mullet take up acting? It loves playing different roles.
- Why don’t mullets ever get lost? They always know where the party is.
- Why did the mullet become a philosopher? It’s always contemplating two sides.
- What did the mullet say to the hat? “Sorry, I can’t make up my mind about you.”
- Why do mullets love amusement parks? They love the rollercoasters’ ups and downs.
- Why did the mullet get in trouble at work? It was always going back and forth.
- Why did the mullet take a philosophy class? It wanted to understand duality.
- Why do mullets make bad students? They’re always trying to do two things at once.
- Why did the mullet visit the Grand Canyon? It wanted to see a real split.
- Why did the mullet join the circus? It always walks a fine line.
- Why did the mullet go camping? It loves the wilderness… in the back.
- What do mullets and rainbows have in common? They both have two ends.
- Why do mullets love racing? They’re all about the finish line.
- Why did the mullet join the chess team? It loves the king’s dual nature.
- Why did the mullet become a chef? It’s all about the presentation.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite book? “The Two Faces of January.”
- Why did the mullet go to a yoga class? It was seeking balance.
- Why did the mullet visit the beach? It wanted to see the tide turn.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite ice cream flavor? Neapolitan. It can’t decide between vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry.
- Why did the mullet get a job at a library? It loves a good flip.
- Why did the mullet become a surfer? It loves riding the waves.
- Why did the mullet become a model? It loves showing both its sides.
- Why do mullets love revolving doors? They love going in circles.
- Why did the mullet go to a dance class? It was practicing its flips.
- Why did the mullet join a debate club? It loves taking sides.
- Why did the mullet visit a construction site? It was fascinated by the foundation and structure.
- Why did the mullet get a job at a car dealership? It loves a good switch.
- Why did the mullet go to a football game? It loves a good kick-off.
- Why did the mullet become a gardener? It loves watching things grow.
- Why did the mullet become a stand-up comedian? It loves a good turnaround.
- Why did the mullet go to an art gallery? It loves looking at different perspectives.
- What’s a mullet’s favorite Broadway show? “Two Sides of a Coin.”
- Why did the mullet visit a symphony orchestra? It loves a good crescendo.
- Why did the mullet go to the observatory? It loves seeing things from different angles.