144 knock knock jokes

  1. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Boo.
    • Boo who?
    • Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
  2. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Olive.
    • Olive who?
    • Olive you and I miss you!
  3. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Harry.
    • Harry who?
    • Harry up and answer the door!
  4. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cash.
    • Cash who?
    • No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts.
  5. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Anita.
    • Anita who?
    • Anita to borrow your pencil!
  6. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Orange.
    • Orange who?
    • Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  7. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Lettuce.
    • Lettuce who?
    • Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
  8. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Atch.
    • Atch who?
    • Bless you!
  9. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Olive.
    • Olive who?
    • Olive next door. Can I borrow some sugar?
  10. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Amish.
    • Amish who?
    • You’re not a shoe!
  11. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Little old lady.
    • Little old lady who?
    • Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel!
  12. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Alpaca.
    • Alpaca who?
    • Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
  13. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Norma Lee.
    • Norma Lee who?
    • Norma Lee I have my keys, can you let me in?
  14. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • A herd.
    • A herd who?
    • A herd you were home, so I came over!
  15. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Nun.
    • Nun who?
    • Nun of your business!
  16. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Boo.
    • Boo who?
    • Why are you crying? It’s just a joke.
  17. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Harry.
    • Harry who?
    • Harry up and answer the door!
  18. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dwayne.
    • Dwayne who?
    • Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!
  19. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ida.
    • Ida who?
    • Ida know, I forgot!
  20. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Howard.
    • Howard who?
    • Howard I know who you are?
  21. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Bud.
    • Bud who?
    • Bud this is a secret, so don’t tell anyone.
  22. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Enoch.
    • Enoch who?
    • Enoch, Enoch! Who’s there?
  23. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Lionel.
    • Lionel who?
    • Lionel bite you if you don’t let me in!
  24. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cow go.
    • Cow go who?
    • Cow go “moo,” not “who!”
  25. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Figs.
    • Figs who?
    • Figs your doorbell, it’s broken!
  26. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cook.
    • Cook who?
    • Yes, you’re right! A cuckoo!
  27. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cereal.
    • Cereal who?
    • Cereal pleasure to meet you!
  28. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Berry.
    • Berry who?
    • Berry nice to meet you!
  29. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Abby.
    • Abby who?
    • Abby birthday to you!
  30. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dewey.
    • Dewey who?
    • Dewey have to go to school today?
  31. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Uriah.
    • Uriah who?
    • Keep Uriah on the ball.
  32. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dewey.
    • Dewey who?
    • Dewey have to use the knock knock joke format?
  33. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
    • Butch, Jimmy, and Joe who?
    • Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe.
  34. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Olive.
    • Olive who?
    • Olive your jokes!
  35. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Canoe.
    • Canoe who?
    • Canoe help me with my homework?
  36. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Luke.
    • Luke who?
    • Luke through the keyhole and you’ll find out!
  37. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Noah.
    • Noah who?
    • Noah good place we can get some dinner?
  38. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Otto.
    • Otto who?
    • Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
  39. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Yukon.
    • Yukon who?
    • Yukon say that again. I didn’t hear you!
  40. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Zany.
    • Zany who?
    • Zany body home?
  41. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Iris.
    • Iris who?
    • Iris you a merry Christmas!
  42. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Isla.
    • Isla who?
    • Isla-nguage you’re speaking?
  43. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • June.
    • June who?
    • June know how much I missed you?
  44. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Goliath.
    • Goliath who?
    • Goliath down, you look tired!
  45. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Doris.
    • Doris who?
    • Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!
  46. Knock knock.
  47. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ivana.
    • Ivana who?
    • Ivana come in, it’s cold out here!
  48. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Carmen.
    • Carmen who?
    • Carmen let me in, it’s freezing out here!
  49. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Hannah.
    • Hannah who?
    • Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
  50. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Howard.
    • Howard who?
    • Howard I know you feel, but you should get up!
  51. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Alex.
    • Alex who?
    • Alex-plain when you let me in!
  52. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Aaron.
    • Aaron who?
    • Why Aaron you answering the door?
  53. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Arthur.
    • Arthur who?
    • Arthur any more cookies?
  54. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dana.
    • Dana who?
    • Dana book was due yesterday!
  55. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Cyrus.
    • Cyrus who?
    • Cyrus your home! Let me in!
  56. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Gus.
    • Gus who?
    • Gus who’s coming to dinner!
  57. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Kent.
    • Kent who?
    • Kent you tell by my voice?
  58. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Hugo.
    • Hugo who?
    • Hugo first, I’m shy!
  59. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Max.
    • Max who?
    • Max no difference, just open the door!
  60. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Yoda.
    • Yoda who?
    • Yoda one for me!
  61. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Wanda.
    • Wanda who?
    • Wanda hang out with me today?
  62. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Lettuce.
    • Lettuce who?
    • Lettuce in, it’s too cold out here!
  63. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Nana.
    • Nana who?
    • Nana your business!
  64. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Scold.
    • Scold who?
    • Scold outside, let me in!
  65. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Quiche.
    • Quiche who?
    • Quiche me, I’m dreaming!
  66. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Isadore.
    • Isadore who?
    • Isadore open or closed?
  67. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Anita.
    • Anita who?
    • Anita you to open this door!
  68. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Pecan.
    • Pecan who?
    • Pecan someone your own size!
  69. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dewey.
    • Dewey who?
    • Dewey have to go to school today?
  70. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Amos.
    • Amos who?
    • Amos-quito bit me!
  71. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Turnip.
    • Turnip who?
    • Turnip the heat, it’s cold in here!
  72. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Voodoo.
    • Voodoo who?
    • Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?
  73. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Alfred.
    • Alfred who?
    • Alfred the dark! Can I come in?
  74. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Barry.
    • Barry who?
    • Barry the hatchet and let’s be friends.
  75. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ben.
    • Ben who?
    • Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
  76. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Annie.
    • Annie who?
    • Annie body going to let me in?
  77. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Olive.
    • Olive who?
    • Olive the other reindeer!
  78. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Salami.
    • Salami who?
    • Salami little kiss?
  79. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Aladdin.
    • Aladdin who?
    • Aladdin the street, can I come in?
  80. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Bea.
    • Bea who?
    • Bea a dear and get me some water.
  81. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Anita.
    • Anita who?
    • Anita hug and a kiss!
  82. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Adore.
    • Adore who?
    • Adore is between us. Open up!
  83. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Alice.
    • Alice who?
    • Alice fair in love and war.
  84. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Broccoli.
    • Broccoli who?
    • Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.
  85. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Candice.
    • Candice who?
    • Candice door open, or what?
  86. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Etch.
    • Etch who?
    • Bless you!
  87. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Dishes.
    • Dishes who?
    • Dishes a nice place you got here!
  88. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Harry.
    • Harry who?
    • Harry up, it’s cold out here!
  89. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Irish.
    • Irish who?
    • Irish you a Merry Christmas!
  90. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Lettuce.
    • Lettuce who?
    • Lettuce in, it’s too hot out here!
  91. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Mikey.
    • Mikey who?
    • Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!
  92. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Olive.
    • Olive who?
    • Olive you!
  93. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Police.
    • Police who?
    • Police stop with these knock-knock jokes!
  94. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Quiche.
    • Quiche who?
    • Quiche me if you can!
  95. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Rude.
    • Rude who?
    • Rude you think this joke is funny?
  96. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Spell.
    • Spell who?
    • Okay, W-H-O!
  97. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • UFO.
    • UFO who?
    • UFO got to be kidding me!
  98. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Venice.
    • Venice who?
    • Venice your mom coming home?
  99. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Wanda.
    • Wanda who?
    • Wanda hear another joke?
  100. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Xylophone.
    • Xylophone who?
    • Xylophone home, but no one’s answering!
  101. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Yacht.
    • Yacht who?
    • Yacht to know, you invited me!
  102. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Zen.
    • Zen who?
    • Zen out of zen, we’re done with knock-knock jokes, right?
  103. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Avery.
    • Avery who?
    • Avery Merry Christmas to you!
  104. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • India.
    • India who?
    • India face!
  105. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Otter.
    • Otter who?
    • Otter you glad I didn’t say banana?
  106. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Urine.
    • Urine who?
    • Urine secure don’t know what for!
  107. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Yule log.
    • Yule log who?
    • Yule log the door after I leave, right?
  108. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Yvonne.
    • Yvonne who?
    • Yvonne to go to the movies with me?
  109. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Zeke.
    • Zeke who?
    • Zeke and you shall find!
  110. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • York.
    • York who?
    • York coming over to my place later, right?
  111. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Wendy.
    • Wendy who?
    • Wendy you going to get a sense of humor?
  112. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Waldo.
    • Waldo who?
    • Waldo we do now?
  113. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Vienna.
    • Vienna who?
    • Vienna sausage.
  114. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Utah.
    • Utah who?
    • Utah-lly going to open this door!
  115. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Stewart.
    • Stewart who?
    • Stewart you turn to tell a joke!
  116. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Quentin.
    • Quentin who?
    • Quentin time for another joke?
  117. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Pierce.
    • Pierce who?
    • Pierce through the fog and you’ll find me!
  118. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Orion.
    • Orion who?
    • Orion gonna let me in?
  119. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Noah.
    • Noah who?
    • Noah good place we could get some food?
  120. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Montgomery.
    • Montgomery who?
    • Montgomery cookies are done baking!
  121. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Lancelot.
    • Lancelot who?
    • Lancelot of people can’t tell these jokes!
  122. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Kennedy.
    • Kennedy who?
    • Kennedy you please open the door?
  123. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Jupiter.
    • Jupiter who?
    • Jupiter hurry, I’m freezing out here!
  124. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Isolde.
    • Isolde who?
    • Isolde out here, let me in!
  125. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Henrik.
    • Henrik who?
    • Henrik your doorbell isn’t working!
  126. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Galileo.
    • Galileo who?
    • Galileo a dollar for a burger?
  127. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Ferdinand.
    • Ferdinand who?
    • Ferdinand last time, open the door!
  128. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Emmanuel.
    • Emmanuel who?
    • Emmanuel not gonna believe this, but…
  129. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Donovan.
    • Donovan who?
    • Donovan door open and let me in!
  130. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Claudius.
    • Claudius who?
    • Claudius moment, I’ve forgotten the punchline!
  131. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Benjamin.
    • Benjamin who?
    • Benjamin knocking for five minutes!
  132. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Aristotle.
    • Aristotle who?
    • Aristotle are on, can you come out and play?
  133. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Archimedes.
    • Archimedes who?
    • Archimedes to come over and play!
  134. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Abdicate.
    • Abdicate who?
    • Abdicate this cold weather!
  135. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Quasar.
    • Quasar who?
    • Quasar of chocolate cake left for me?
  136. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Hubble.
    • Hubble who?
    • Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble!
  137. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Galaxie.
    • Galaxie who?
    • Galaxie any jokes better than this one?
  138. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Nebula.
    • Nebula who?
    • Nebula late than never!
  139. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Pulsar.
    • Pulsar who?
    • Pulsar chair and sit down!
  140. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Quark.
    • Quark who?
    • Quark up the right tree!
  141. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Supernova.
    • Supernova who?
    • Supernova the moon about seeing you!
  142. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Asteroid.
    • Asteroid who?
    • Asteroid your appetite, didn’t I?
  143. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Eclipse.
    • Eclipse who?
    • Eclipse to be tied!
  144. Knock knock.
    • Who’s there?
    • Meteor.
    • Meteor who?
    • Meteor at the park at five!

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