57+ ice skating puns

  1. I used to ice skate a lot, but then it just went downhill.
  2. When it comes to ice skating, I always figure eight out of ten isn’t bad!
  3. Did you hear about the ice skater with a bad attitude? He had icy stares.
  4. Ever seen a cat ice skate? They’re purr-fect!
  5. I don’t trust ice skaters, they’re always on thin ice.
  6. Ice skaters have a lot of fans… They’re just too cool.
  7. The ice skater went to the bakery. He wanted to have his cake and eat it “toe pick.”
  8. The ice skater’s book was a best seller. It had a great spin.
  9. When the ice skater went to the theater, they couldn’t wait for the triple axel rose.
  10. If an ice skater becomes a detective, they can really crack the ice.
  11. Why did the bicycle break up with the ice skater? It was tired of going in circles.
  12. Why was the ice rink so popular? It had great figure drawings.
  13. The math whiz became an ice skater, he was great at figuring out the angles.
  14. When it comes to dating, ice skaters always break the ice.
  15. That ice skater sure is generous, he’s always giving it a whirl.
  16. Ice skaters make great chefs, they’re excellent at slicing and dicing.
  17. Ice skating lessons are a good deal, you really get your glide’s worth.
  18. Ice skaters are always in a spin over the latest gossip.
  19. Ice skaters never have trouble finding a date for the winter prom… They’re great at picking up ice queens.
  20. Ice skaters have a tough job. It’s not all fun and glides.
  21. The ice skater didn’t like his new skates, he said they were a real pain in the axel.
  22. What’s an ice skater’s favorite fruit? Slipp-ery pears.
  23. What did the ice skater say to the haters? Chill out.
  24. When it comes to style, ice skaters are always on pointe.
  25. What’s an ice skater’s favorite TV show? “Breaking the Ice.”
  26. The ice skater went to the restaurant because he heard they had great rolls.
  27. The ice skater got a job in a pizza parlor. She’s really good at cutting corners.
  28. What’s an ice skater’s favorite band? Twisted Sis-tour.
  29. Ice skaters are always well-rounded individuals.
  30. The ice skater took a job at the amusement park because he loved the roller coasters. They reminded him of his spinning days.
  31. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because of all the angles.
  32. Ice skaters love going to circuses, they always fall for the trapeze artists.
  33. Why are ice skaters such great artists? Because they draw figures so well.
  34. The ice skater became a politician because he was good at skating around issues.
  35. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of joke? Anything with a good twist.
  36. Ice skaters are very outgoing, they always break the ice at parties.
  37. What do you call a well-dressed ice skater? A smooth operator.
  38. Why do ice skaters make great dancers? They’re good on their feet.
  39. Ice skaters never go to the beach, they can’t handle the heat.
  40. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat they can glide to.
  41. Why don’t ice skaters use calculators? They prefer to do it by figure.
  42. Ice skaters love playing chess, they always move in the right circles.
  43. The ice skater started a garden because he wanted to grow some pairs.
  44. The ice skater made a great spy, she was always on the edge of her seat.
  45. What do you call an ice skater with a cold? An icy-cle.
  46. Ice skaters always carry a spare tire, they’re used to rolling with the punches.
  47. The ice skater joined the circus because he was a fan of big tops.
  48. What’s an ice skater’s favorite part of a sandwich? The ice berg lettuce.
  49. Ice skaters are always so chilled, they never sweat the small stuff.
  50. Why are ice skaters always calm? They have ice in their veins.
  51. The ice skater became a chef because he loved to flip and serve.
  52. What do you call an ice skater’s puppy? A pirouette-triever.
  53. Ice skaters make good drivers, they’re always ready for a spin.
  54. The ice skater loved to play poker, he always had an ace in the hole.
  55. Ice skaters make great astronomers, they’re used to looking for the Big Dipper.
  56. Why don’t ice skaters ever get lost? They always go around in circles.
  57. Ice skaters are great at parties, they always bring the ice.
  58. The ice skater became a lawyer because he was used to defending his moves.
  59. Why did the ice skater go to the barber? For a trim and a shave.
  60. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of car? Anything with a smooth ride.
  61. Why are ice skaters great at yoga? They’re very flexible.
  62. Ice skaters never go to the desert, they’re afraid they might melt.
  63. Ice skaters are great at playing darts, they always hit the bullseye.
  64. The ice skater took up fishing, he loved the thrill of the catch.
  65. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of bird? The swallow tail.
  66. Ice skaters always carry a compass, they’re used to going north.
  67. Why are ice skaters always the first to arrive? They never drag their heels.
  68. The ice skater became a pilot because he loved taking off.
  69. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of shoes? Anything with good grip.
  70. Why are ice skaters always happy? They’re always in high spirits.
  71. The ice skater became a sailor because he loved the open sea.
  72. What do you call an ice skater’s favorite dessert? A swirl sundae.
  73. Ice skaters always keep a cool head in a crisis.
  74. The ice skater took up pottery, he loved getting his hands dirty.
  75. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of coffee? Anything with a double shot.
  76. Why do ice skaters make great detectives? They always go undercover.
  77. Ice skaters never lose at checkers, they’re always kinged.
  78. The ice skater loved to play pool, he always had a great shot.
  79. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of jewelry? Anything with a twist.
  80. Why are ice skaters always in shape? They never let anything slide.
  81. The ice skater took up painting, he loved to blend colors.
  82. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of soda? Anything with a twist.
  83. Why do ice skaters make great authors? They always know how to turn a page.
  84. Ice skaters always get the best parking spots, they’re good at finding the right angle.
  85. The ice skater loved to play the stock market, he was always on the edge of his seat.
  86. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of dog? Anything with a spinone Italiano.
  87. Why do ice skaters make great chefs? They always whip up something amazing.
  88. Ice skaters always ace their exams, they never skip a beat.
  89. The ice skater became a psychologist because he loved to analyze moves.
  90. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of bread? Anything with a crust.
  91. Why are ice skaters always up to date? They never miss a beat.
  92. The ice skater loved to knit, he was always spinning a yarn.
  93. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of wine? Anything with a twist.
  94. Why do ice skaters make great journalists? They always get the scoop.
  95. Ice skaters always have the cleanest homes, they’re always dusting and polishing.
  96. The ice skater became a jeweler because he loved to cut and polish.
  97. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of candy? Anything with a swirl.
  98. Why are ice skaters always lucky? They always land on their feet.
  99. The ice skater took up photography, he loved to capture the moment.
  100. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of pie? Anything with a flaky crust.
  101. Why do ice skaters make great musicians? They’re always in tune.
  102. Ice skaters always have the freshest breath, they’re always minty cool.
  103. The ice skater became an architect because he loved to design and build.
  104. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of pasta? Anything with a twist.
  105. Why are ice skaters always on time? They never lose track of time.
  106. The ice skater took up sculpting, he loved to chisel and carve.
  107. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of cake? Anything with a soft center.
  108. Why do ice skaters make great scientists? They’re always experimenting.
  109. Ice skaters never forget a birthday, they’re always on top of things.
  110. The ice skater became a carpenter because he loved to hammer and nail.
  111. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of cookie? Anything with a crunch.
  112. Why do ice skaters make great teachers? They’re always on their toes.
  113. Ice skaters always know the latest trends, they’re always in the loop.
  114. The ice skater became a blacksmith because he loved to heat and beat.
  115. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of music? Anything with a beat.
  116. Why do ice skaters make great comedians? They’re always cracking jokes.
  117. Ice skaters always have the most organized closets, they’re always sorting and stacking.
  118. The ice skater became a tailor because he loved to cut and sew.
  119. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of chocolate? Anything with a smooth center.
  120. Why do ice skaters make great historians? They always record events.
  121. Ice skaters always have the best lawns, they’re always mowing and trimming.
  122. The ice skater became a baker because he loved to mix and match.
  123. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of fruit? Anything with a twist.
  124. Why do ice skaters make great photographers? They always capture the moment.
  125. Ice skaters always have the best hairstyles, they’re always styling and profiling.
  126. The ice skater became a mechanic because he loved to fix and repair.
  127. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of cheese? Anything with a sharp flavor.
  128. Why do ice skaters make great poets? They always rhyme and rhythm.
  129. Ice skaters always have the cleanest cars, they’re always washing and waxing.
  130. The ice skater became a surgeon because he loved to cut and stitch.
  131. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of sandwich? Anything with a crisp lettuce.
  132. Why do ice skaters make great actors? They’re always in character.
  133. Ice skaters always have the most stylish homes, they’re always decorating and rearranging.
  134. The ice skater became a plumber because he loved to install and fix.
  135. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of tea? Anything with a soothing flavor.
  136. Why do ice skaters make great philosophers? They’re always deep in thought.
  137. Ice skaters always have the best gardens, they’re always planting and pruning.
  138. The ice skater became a locksmith because he loved to pick and fix.
  139. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of salad? Anything with a crunch.
  140. Why do ice skaters make great diplomats? They’re always smoothing things over.
  141. Ice skaters always have the most orderly desks, they’re always filing and sorting.
  142. The ice skater became an electrician because he loved to connect and install.
  143. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of soup? Anything with a warm broth.
  144. Why do ice skaters make great archeologists? They’re always digging deeper.
  145. Ice skaters always have the neatest handwriting, they’re always tracing and outlining.
  146. The ice skater became a gardener because he loved to plant and trim.
  147. What’s an ice skater’s favorite type of beer? Anything with a crisp finish.
  148. Why do ice skaters make great therapists? They’re always listening and understanding.
  149. Ice skaters always have the most polished shoes, they’re always shining and buffing.
  150. The ice skater became a writer because he loved to draft and revise.

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