150 ghost jokes

  1. Why don’t ghosts ever go to prom? They have nobody to dance with!
  2. What did the ghost wear to the Halloween party? A boo-tie!
  3. How does a ghost do their laundry? With spook and span!
  4. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie!
  5. What do you call a ghost’s mistake? A boo-boo!
  6. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!
  7. Why are ghosts always calm? Nothing gets under their skin!
  8. What do you call a fat ghost? A boo-lean!
  9. What did the ghost teacher say to her students? Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!
  10. Why was the ghost a good liar? You could see right through him!
  11. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!
  12. Why do ghosts make bad secret keepers? Because they spook easily!
  13. What do you call a ghost comedian? A wisecracker!
  14. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hobbling goblin!
  15. What’s a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation? A scareplane!
  16. How do ghosts like their eggs? Terror-fried!
  17. What’s a ghost’s favorite coffee? A cup of scream and sugar!
  18. What’s a ghost’s favorite pasta? Spook-ghetti!
  19. Why don’t ghosts ever feel cold? They have a lot of spirit!
  20. What’s a ghost’s favorite place to swim? The Dead Sea!
  21. Why did the ghost get lost? He took the wrong fright!
  22. Why did the ghost go to school? To get a little spirit-ed education!
  23. Why did the ghost become a sailor? He was tired of the land of the living!
  24. What do you call a cleaning ghost? A dust spirit!
  25. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo!
  26. How do ghosts decorate their houses? With fright furniture!
  27. What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-etti and meatballs!
  28. What do ghosts use to light their pumpkins? Ghostly glows!
  29. What’s a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The roller-ghoster!
  30. Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was a grave affair!
  31. What do you call a ghost’s mother and father? Transparents!
  32. Why did the ghost bring a suitcase to his haunt? He wanted to travel light!
  33. What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist!
  34. Why do ghosts never win at chess? They always lose their queen to the knight!
  35. What do you call a ghost who haunts a theater? A phan-tom of the opera!
  36. What’s a ghost’s favorite candy? Ghoul-aid gummies!
  37. Why are ghosts such bad cooks? They can’t even boil an egg-spirit!
  38. Why did the ghost go to the concert? He had backstage boos!
  39. Why are ghosts so good at volleyball? They have a killer serve!
  40. How do ghosts stay safe in a car? They buckle their sheet belts!
  41. What did the ghost wear to the beach? A boo-kini!
  42. Why don’t ghosts use elevators? They prefer to scarecase!
  43. Why did the ghost go into the kitchen? He heard the blender was a real scream!
  44. What do ghosts use to keep their pants up? Invisible belts!
  45. How do ghosts prefer to shop? They love boo-tique stores!
  46. What do you call a ghost who can’t remember his past? An amne-spirit!
  47. Why don’t ghosts make good firefighters? Because they are flame-proof!
  48. What’s a ghost’s favorite toy? A boo-merang!
  49. What do ghosts use when they are hurt? An ice-scream pack!
  50. What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo-bee!
  51. What do you call a ghost’s car? A boo-gatti!
  52. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It raises their spirits!
  53. What do you call a short ghost? A mini-mum scare!
  54. What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend!
  55. Why did the ghost go to the football match? He heard the team had great spirit!
  56. What’s a ghost’s favorite shape? A scream-oid!
  57. How do ghosts send mail? By scare-mail!
  58. What’s a ghost’s favorite room? The living room!
  59. What do ghosts use to write letters? A boo-nib pen!
  60. What do ghosts serve their food on? Flying saucer-plates!
  61. Why did the ghost join the circus? He had a talent for juggling skulls!
  62. How do ghosts show they are angry? They throw a fit of peak-boo!
  63. Why do ghosts always win the limbo? They can go really low!
  64. Why are ghosts good at dieting? They can resist the gravest-ty of sweets!
  65. What do ghosts wear when it rains? Boo-ts!
  66. What do you call a tired ghost? A creature of the night’s sleep!
  67. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of literature? Ghost stories!
  68. What kind of streets do ghosts prefer to live on? Dead-ends!
  69. What’s a ghost’s favorite band? The Rolling Tombstones!
  70. What’s a ghost’s favorite chess piece? The knight-ghoul!
  71. Why do ghosts go to school? For the extra-boo-curricular activities!
  72. What’s a ghost’s favorite drink? A boo-berry smoothie!
  73. What do ghosts read in the morning? The Daily Boo-levar!
  74. How do ghosts cut their hair? With scare-cutters!
  75. What do you call a ghost’s wife? His boo-tiful bride!
  76. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of math? Boo-lean algebra!
  77. Why don’t ghosts like to gamble? They hate losing their spirit!
  78. Why did the ghost go to therapy? He had low self-estream!
  79. Why do ghosts never lie? Because you can see right through them!
  80. What do you call a ghost that won’t go away? A stick-around haunt!
  81. How do ghosts catch up on the news? They watch the evening boo-letin!
  82. What’s a ghost’s favorite thing about computers? The screentime!
  83. What kind of dog does a ghost have? A boo-dle!
  84. What’s a ghost’s favorite exercise? Deadlifts!
  85. How do ghosts keep their sheets clean? They use ecto-plasmid detergent!
  86. Why do ghosts love elevators? It lifts their spirits!
  87. What is a ghost’s favorite breed of horse? A night-mare!
  88. How do ghosts cook their steaks? On a barbecue!
  89. What do you call a ghost who gets lost in the fog? Mist-ified!
  90. Why do ghosts prefer the stairs? Because it’s a step in the right direction!
  91. Why do ghosts never go out in the daylight? They don’t want to be seen dead!
  92. How do ghosts like to drink their tea? Paranormally brewed!
  93. What did the ghost say to his crush? “You’ve bewitched me, body and soul!”
  94. Why do ghosts love acting? It’s all about the drama and the chills!
  95. What is a ghost’s favorite type of bean? A human bean!
  96. What did the ghost bring to the potluck? A paranorm-apple pie!
  97. What do you call a ghost that falls down the stairs? A spirits tumble!
  98. Why do ghosts always carry bandages? They’re afraid of boo-boos!
  99. Why did the ghost go to the auction? He wanted to make a killing!
  100. What did the ghost say when he finished his dinner? “That hit the right spot!”
  101. What do you call a ghost who lives in a city? An urban phantom!
  102. How does a ghost make a call? On his scare-phone!
  103. What do you call a ghost who is always on time? Punctu-airy!
  104. What do you call a scared ghost? Terrified-geist!
  105. Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the other side…obviously!
  106. How does a ghost host a party? He invites his ghoul-friends!
  107. What do you call a snowman ghost? Frostbite!
  108. Why do ghosts love watching comedies? They like a good spook-tacle!
  109. How does a ghost take his coffee? Dark as midnight!
  110. What’s a ghost’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!
  111. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pie? Boo-berry!
  112. Why are ghosts poor judges? They don’t have a body of evidence!
  113. What do you call a ghost with a lot of spirit? A polter-geist!
  114. What did the ghost say to the owl? Boo-whoo!
  115. Why do ghosts like to haunt bars? The spirits are high!
  116. Why did the ghost go to a baseball game? He heard the pitcher has a ghoul arm!
  117. How do ghosts keep fit? By exorcising!
  118. Why did the ghost carry a suitcase? He was dying to travel!
  119. What’s a ghost’s favorite flower? A boo-quet!
  120. Why do ghosts love jokes? They love a good cackle!
  121. Why did the ghost become a musician? He had haunting melodies!
  122. What’s a ghost’s favorite day of the week? Fright-day!
  123. Why do ghosts love sailing? They’re drawn to the sea-sprits!
  124. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of music? Soul!
  125. Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits!
  126. Why did the ghost get kicked out of the football game? For ghosting the ball!
  127. What’s a ghost’s favorite movie? The Ghoulfather!
  128. Why did the ghost get a job at the bakery? He kneaded the dough!
  129. What’s a ghost’s favorite dance move? The boogie!
  130. How do ghosts greet each other? “How’s it boo-ing?”
  131. What’s a ghost’s favorite tea? Scream tea!
  132. Why are ghosts always tired in the morning? They’re up all night haunting!
  133. Why did the ghost become a gardener? He had green phant-thumbs!
  134. How do ghosts write secret messages? In invisible ink!
  135. Why don’t ghosts ever get lost? They always follow their spirit guide!
  136. What’s a ghost’s favorite cereal? Boo-Berry Crunch!
  137. Why did the ghost go to the supermarket? He needed some boo-berries!
  138. What do ghosts spread on their toast? Scary jam!
  139. Why don’t ghosts have many friends? Because people can see right through them!
  140. Why did the ghost go to the playground? He heard the swings were a real scream!
  141. Why did the ghost take up painting? He wanted to capture people’s spirits!
  142. What’s a ghost’s favorite animal? A scar-dinal!
  143. Why do ghosts love the wind? It makes them feel eerie!
  144. What’s a ghost’s favorite bird? The Scare-dow!
  145. Why do ghosts like to hang out in attics? They love the high spirits!
  146. How does a ghost fix a broken window? With spook-lene!
  147. What’s a ghost’s favorite instrument? The terror-mboline!
  148. Why do ghosts love to ride horses? They love the gal-ghoul!
  149. Why don’t ghosts like to go out in the rain? It wets their spirits!
  150. How does a ghost start his day? With a cup of scream!

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