150 fraction jokes
- Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
- Why was 1/5 so grumpy? Because it wasn’t whole.
- Why did 7/8 take a break? Because it felt it was too close to being a whole.
- Why was the fraction skeptical about 2/3? Because it thought it was being two-thirds truth.
- Why did the fraction go to the bank? It wanted to get its dividends.
- Why was 5/6 afraid of 7/8? Because 7/8 9/10.
- Why don’t fractions make good comedians? Because their humor is too divisive.
- Why did the fraction 7/8 go on a diet? Because it was trying to reduce.
- Why was the fraction proud? It wasn’t a common denominator.
- What do you call a fashionable fraction? A trendecimal.
- Why did 3/4 go to the therapist? It felt it was not being fully understood.
- Why don’t fractions get along with whole numbers? They always feel less than them.
- Why did the fraction cross the road? To get to the other side, it was a chicken fraction.
- Why was the fraction so sad on Valentine’s Day? Because it wasn’t feeling whole.
- Why did the fraction go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit divided.
- Why did the fraction 1/3 call the fraction hotline? It felt it was being minimized.
- Why was the fraction thrown out of the numbers party? It was too divisive.
- Why did the fraction become a baker? To work on its pie values.
- Why did the fraction never make it to the party? Because it was reduced to its lowest terms.
- Why was 1/8 always cold? Because it was below one.
- Why don’t fractions and decimals make good friends? Because they have a hard time finding common ground.
- Why did the fraction write a book? To tell its part of the story.
- Why did the fraction stay home from school? It didn’t feel in its prime.
- Why did the fraction join the gym? It wanted to work on its numerator.
- Why did the fraction get a job in a supermarket? It had a knack for division.
- Why did the fraction hire a tutor? It was having trouble simplifying itself.
- Why did the fraction become an actor? It wanted to be part of a whole cast.
- Why did the fraction join the choir? Because it can hit high notes, it’s got a high numerator!
- What did the fraction say to the decimal? Can’t we find some common ground?
- Why did the fraction go shopping? It was on the look out for a better half.
- Why did the fraction get into politics? It wanted to be part of the bigger picture.
- Why did the fraction visit the beach? It wanted to feel the sand between its digits.
- Why did the fraction go to the stadium? It wanted to be part of the crowd.
- Why did the fraction go to the zoo? It wanted to see the whole animal kingdom.
- Why did the fraction take up painting? It wanted to express its fraction of the world.
- Why did the fraction go to a restaurant? It had an appetite for division.
- Why did the fraction go to the library? It wanted to find the book “Divide and Conquer”.
- Why did the fraction become a chef? It loved slicing and dicing.
- Why did the fraction join the army? It wanted to be part of a unit.
- Why did the fraction become a dancer? It enjoyed moving to the rhythm of the count.
- Why did the fraction become a pilot? It wanted to see the world from a higher perspective.
- Why did the fraction become a photographer? It liked capturing moments, bit by bit.
- Why did the fraction go to the math conference? It wanted to mix with the integrals.
- Why did the fraction start a band? It wanted to make some noise in the number line.
- Why did the fraction join a social club? It wanted to feel part of a group.
- Why did the fraction start gardening? It enjoyed planting seeds and watching them grow into whole plants.
- Why did the fraction go to the circus? It loved watching the whole spectacle.
- Why did the fraction go to the bakery? It had a sweet tooth for pies.
- Why did the fraction become a teacher? It enjoyed helping others understand their parts.
- Why did the fraction become a writer? It wanted to pen down its fraction of thoughts.
- Why did the fraction go hiking? It wanted to reach the peak of its potential.
- Why did the fraction join a book club? It loved discussing its part of the story.
- Why did the fraction go to the museum? It wanted to appreciate the whole art.
- Why did the fraction become a librarian? It enjoyed sorting books by their numbers.
- Why did the fraction become a carpenter? It loved creating things piece by piece.
- Why did the fraction go to the theme park? It wanted to enjoy the whole experience.
- Why did the fraction become a philosopher? It loved pondering over the meaning of life, bit by bit.
- Why did the fraction go on a world tour? It wanted to see the world, piece by piece.
- Why did the fraction become a sailor? It wanted to explore the vastness of the sea, bit by bit.
- Why did the fraction go to a concert? It loved being part of the cheering crowd.
- Why did the fraction go to the movies? It wanted to enjoy the whole show.
- Why did the fraction become a detective? It loved solving problems, piece by piece.
- Why did the fraction join a football team? It wanted to be part of the squad.
- Why did the fraction become an architect? It loved designing structures, piece by piece.
- Why did the fraction become a scientist? It enjoyed breaking down complex problems.
- Why did the fraction go camping? It wanted to be one with nature.
- Why did the fraction join a chess club? It loved strategic games that require a bit of thought.
- Why did the fraction go to the space center? It was fascinated by the vastness of the universe.
- Why did the fraction become a software engineer? It loved breaking down problems into manageable parts.
- Why did the fraction go on a safari? It wanted to see a fraction of the animal kingdom.
- Why did the fraction become a historian? It loved learning about the past, bit by bit.
- Why did the fraction join a basketball team? It wanted to be a part of the whole court action.
- Why did the fraction become a travel agent? It loved planning trips, piece by piece.
- Why did the fraction go to a music festival? It wanted to feel the beat, one note at a time.
- Why did the fraction go to the planetarium? It wanted to understand its place in the universe.
- Why did the fraction join a debate club? It enjoyed defending its point of view.
- Why did the fraction become a journalist? It enjoyed sharing news, piece by piece.
- Why did the fraction go to a fashion show? It loved seeing the whole ensemble.
- Why did the fraction join a dance troupe? It loved moving in rhythm with the whole group.
- Why did the fraction become a botanist? It enjoyed studying plants, part by part.
- Why did the fraction go to the fair? It wanted to enjoy the whole carnival.
- Why did the fraction become a psychologist? It enjoyed understanding the mind, bit by bit.
- Why did the fraction join a drama club? It loved playing its part.
- Why did the fraction become a musician? It enjoyed creating melodies, note by note.
- Why did the fraction go to the comedy show? It wanted to enjoy the whole act.
- Why did the fraction join a rugby team? It loved being part of the scrum.
- Why did the fraction go to a magic show? It loved the whole illusion.
- Why did the fraction become a zookeeper? It enjoyed taking care of animals, one at a time.
- Why did the fraction become an animator? It enjoyed creating stories, frame by frame.
- Why did the fraction go to the spa? It wanted to feel whole and relaxed.
- Why did the fraction go to a poetry reading? It enjoyed the verses, one line at a time.
- Why did the fraction become a weather reporter? It enjoyed predicting the day, hour by hour.
- Why did the fraction join a swimming team? It loved being part of the relay.
- Why did the fraction go to a stand-up comedy show? It wanted to laugh its numerator off.
- Why did the fraction become a dentist? It enjoyed making smiles whole.
- Why did the fraction join a cooking class? It loved learning recipes, step by step.
- Why did the fraction become a tour guide? It enjoyed showing people the sights, one by one.
- Why did the fraction go to the karaoke bar? It wanted to sing its heart out, note by note.
- Why did the fraction join a yoga class? It wanted to find its balance.
- Why did the fraction become a lifeguard? It enjoyed saving lives, one at a time.
- Why did the fraction become a game designer? It enjoyed creating fun, bit by bit.
- Why did the fraction go to a TED Talk? It wanted to learn something new, idea by idea.
- Why did the fraction join a rock climbing club? It enjoyed the challenge, step by step.
- Why did the fraction become an electrician? It enjoyed solving problems, wire by wire.
- Why did the fraction become a jeweler? It enjoyed crafting beauty, piece by piece.
- Why did the fraction join a wine tasting club? It enjoyed the experience, sip by sip.
- Why did the fraction go to an astronomy lecture? It was curious about the universe, star by star.
- Why did the fraction become a dietician? It enjoyed helping people, meal by meal.
- Why did the fraction join a knitting club? It enjoyed creating patterns, stitch by stitch.
- Why did the fraction go to a charity event? It wanted to contribute its bit.
- Why did the fraction become a data analyst? It enjoyed finding patterns, number by number.
- Why did the fraction join a pottery class? It enjoyed molding clay, bit by bit.
- Why did the fraction go to a quiz night? It wanted to test its knowledge, question by question.
- Why did the fraction become a firefighter? It enjoyed saving the day, one emergency at a time.
- Why did the fraction join a cycling club? It enjoyed the ride, mile by mile.
- Why did the fraction become a vet? It enjoyed helping animals, one at a time.
- Why did the fraction go to a Broadway show? It wanted to see the whole spectacle.
- Why did the fraction become a hairdresser? It enjoyed creating styles, strand by strand.
- Why did the fraction join a book reading? It enjoyed stories, page by page.
- Why did the fraction become a city planner? It enjoyed shaping communities, block by block.
- Why did the fraction go to a sculpture exhibition? It enjoyed art, piece by piece.
- Why did the fraction become a social worker? It enjoyed helping people, one case at a time.
- Why did the fraction join a car racing club? It enjoyed the thrill, lap by lap.
- Why did the fraction go to a photo exhibition? It enjoyed the stories, frame by frame.
- Why did the fraction become a gardener? It enjoyed nurturing plants, leaf by leaf.
- Why did the fraction join a bird watching club? It enjoyed nature, bird by bird.
- Why did the fraction go to a craft fair? It enjoyed the creativity, stall by stall.
- Why did the fraction become a makeup artist? It enjoyed creating looks, feature by feature.
- Why did the fraction join a fishing club? It enjoyed the calm, catch by catch.
- Why did the fraction go to a car show? It enjoyed the designs, model by model.
- Why did the fraction become a tailor? It enjoyed creating clothes, stitch by stitch.
- Why did the fraction join a chess tournament? It enjoyed the strategy, move by move.
- Why did the fraction go to a comedy festival? It wanted to laugh, joke by joke.
- Why did the fraction become a speech therapist? It enjoyed helping people, word by word.
- Why did the fraction join a martial arts club? It enjoyed the discipline, move by move.
- Why did the fraction go to a food festival? It enjoyed the tastes, bite by bite.
- Why did the fraction become a florist? It enjoyed creating bouquets, flower by flower.
- Why did the fraction join a salsa class? It enjoyed the rhythm, step by step.
- Why did the fraction go to a science fair? It enjoyed the inventions, project by project.
- Why did the fraction become a translator? It enjoyed bridging languages, word by word.
- Why did the fraction join a hiking club? It enjoyed the adventure, step by step.
- Why did the fraction go to a film festival? It enjoyed the storytelling, movie by movie.
- Why did the fraction become a barista? It enjoyed making coffee, cup by cup.
- Why did the fraction join a comedy improvisation class? It enjoyed the laughs, scene by scene.
- Why did the fraction go to a music recital? It enjoyed the performance, piece by piece.
- Why did the fraction become a nutritionist? It enjoyed promoting health, meal by meal.
- Why did the fraction join a choir? It enjoyed the harmony, note by note.
- Why did the fraction go to a tech convention? It enjoyed the innovations, gadget by gadget.
- Why did the fraction become an estate agent? It enjoyed selling houses, room by room.
- Why did the fraction join a painting class? It enjoyed creating art, stroke by stroke.