57+ donkey jokes
- Why don’t donkeys ever play hide and seek? Because they always follow their “hee-haw-rt”.
- Why did the donkey bring a lunchbox to school? Because he didn’t want to eat the school’s “bray-kfast”.
- What do you call a donkey with a degree? A smart “ass”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite TV show? “Bray’s Anatomy”.
- Why did the donkey cross the road? Because he saw some “bale” on the other side.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite exercise? Squ-“neigh”-ts.
- Why did the donkey break up with his girlfriend? Because she was always “horse-ing” around.
- Why don’t donkeys make good detectives? Because they always mix up the “tale”!
- Why did the donkey join the circus? Because he wanted to be a “hee-haw-larious” entertainer.
- Why do donkeys make terrible secret agents? Because they always “spill the beans”.
- What do you call a donkey with earbuds? The sound of “mule-sic”.
- What do you call a donkey that can paint? A “Pic-ass-o”.
- Why was the donkey a politician? Because he was great at “deb-hay-ting”.
- Why don’t donkeys go to college? Because they already know “a lot”.
- What do you call a lazy donkey? “A-sleep”!
- What did the grape say when the donkey stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little “wine”.
- Why was the donkey arrested at the airport? He was carrying “burro-caine”.
- What do you call a three-legged donkey? A “wonky donkey”.
- What did the donkey do after retiring? He started a “bray-kery”.
- Why do donkeys never get lost? They always follow the “mule-stones”.
- What do donkeys send on their birthday? “Bray-vitations”.
- Why was the donkey standing with his head down? He was “buckling” under pressure.
- What do you call a donkey that loves to read? “A-bibliophile”.
- Why did the donkey go to the river? He heard it had a great “flow-hee-haw”.
- Why did the donkey break his leg? He had a “bad step-mule”.
- How do donkeys take their coffee? With a little bit of “sugar-cane”.
- Why did the donkey start a gardening service? He was great at “land-scaping”.
- What do you call a donkey who loves math? A “calculator”.
- Why did the donkey wear sunglasses? Because his future was so “bray-ght”.
- How do donkeys say goodnight? “Sleep-tight-hee-haw”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite salad? “Hay-ser” salad.
- Why did the donkey bring a flashlight to the party? He didn’t want to be a “party pooper”.
- Why don’t donkeys ever get bored? They always find ways to “am-ewe-se” themselves.
- Why did the donkey go to the moon? To prove he wasn’t an “ass-tronaut”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite type of literature? “Mule-odrama”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to race with the horse? He knew he’d be the “ass-end”.
- What do you call a donkey with one eye? A “winky donkey”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to play cards with the zebra? He was afraid of “strip-poker”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite band? “The Beetles”, because they love “hay Jude”.
- Why was the donkey at the therapist? He had “ass-issues”.
- What do donkeys use to comb their hair? A “hay-r brush”.
- Why did the donkey open a fast food joint? He wanted to make “quick-bucks”.
- Why was the donkey a successful writer? His books were full of “plot twists”.
- How do donkeys stay cool in summer? They have “ass-fans”.
- Why was the donkey good at chess? He was always two “steps” ahead.
- What do you call a donkey that bakes? A “pastry chef”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite type of car? A “Ferrari” because it sounds like “Fur-hee-haw-ri”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to wear shoes? He wanted to go “bare-hoof”.
- Why did the donkey wear a bell around his neck? So his sound would be “ringing” around.
- Why was the donkey a great marketer? He had an “ear” for it.
- What do you call a donkey with two legs? “Half-assed”.
- Why did the donkey join the military? He wanted to serve his “country”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite fruit? “B-apples”.
- Why was the donkey a successful actor? He had great “emotion”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite breakfast? “Hay-bix”.
- How did the donkey ask his girlfriend out? He said, “I love you, do you love me too?”
- What do you call a donkey with a Ph.D.? “Dr. Hee-haw”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite game? “Kick the can”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to leave the zoo? He didn’t want to be a “runaway”.
- Why did the donkey start a blog? He had lots of “tales” to tell.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite flower? “Hay-scented roses”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to play basketball? He was afraid of the “hoops”.
- Why was the donkey a great singer? He had a “baritone” voice.
- Why did the donkey start a charity? He wanted to give “back”.
- What do you call a donkey with headphones? A “disk jockey”.
- Why did the donkey go to the music concert? He was a huge “fan”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite type of joke? “Knock, knock” jokes.
- Why did the donkey refuse to get a haircut? He loved his “mane”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite vegetable? “Carrots”, because they’re good for the eyes.
- Why did the donkey refuse to watch horror movies? He didn’t want to have “night-mares”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite movie? “Hay-ncock”.
- Why was the donkey always calm? He believed in “inner peace”.
- What do you call a donkey that’s good at tennis? A “racketeer”.
- Why did the donkey get a watch? He didn’t want to “lose track of time”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite drink? “Mule-kshake”.
- Why was the donkey happy? Because life was “beautiful”.
- Why did the donkey go to the bar? He wanted a “kick”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite song? “Don’t worry, be happy”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to play football? He didn’t want to “kick the bucket”.
- What do you call a donkey with wings? An “angel ass-cendant”.
- Why did the donkey take a bath? He didn’t want to be a “dirty ass”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite pastime? “Reading” because it’s knowledge-enhancing.
- Why did the donkey refuse to go to the gym? He didn’t want to “work his ass off”.
- What do you call a donkey with a camera? A “photographer”.
- Why was the donkey great at baseball? He had a great “kick”.
- What do you call a donkey in a suit? “Ass-tounding”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite candy? “Hay-rybo”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to do push-ups? He didn’t want to “break a sweat”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite holiday destination? “The hay-waiian islands”.
- Why was the donkey happy in the forest? He loved “nature”.
- What do you call a donkey that can dance? “Twinkle toes”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to swim? He didn’t want to “wet his ass”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite drink? “Hay-le”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to go to school? He was “smart” already.
- What do you call a donkey that can play piano? A “pianist”.
- Why did the donkey love Christmas? He loved the “holiday spirit”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite dessert? “Hay-pple pie”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to jog? He didn’t want to “run his ass off”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite sport? “Football” because it involves kicking.
- Why did the donkey refuse to lift weights? He didn’t want to “bulk up”.
- What do you call a donkey at a party? A “party animal”.
- Why was the donkey in the band? He was great at “drumming”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite meal? “Hay-ppetizer”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to get on the carousel? He didn’t want to “go around in circles”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite fashion brand? “Hay-sos”.
- Why was the donkey a great dancer? He had “smooth moves”.
- What do you call a donkey that’s a comedian? A “stand-up” artist.
- Why did the donkey refuse to get a tattoo? He didn’t want to “ink his skin”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite soda? “Hay-Cola”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to get into the pool? He didn’t want to “dive in”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite book? “Hay-rry Potter”.
- Why was the donkey good at math? He had a “natural talent”.
- What do you call a donkey that can cook? A “masterchef”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to join the army? He didn’t want to “get in the line of fire”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite instrument? The “drum” because it’s loud.
- Why was the donkey a successful businessman? He was “smart and hardworking”.
- What do you call a donkey that’s a teacher? An “educator”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to get a pet? He didn’t want to “take care of another being”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite soup? “Hay-soup”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to join the choir? He didn’t want to “sing out loud”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite city? “Hay-ven”.
- Why was the donkey a successful director? He had a “vision”.
- What do you call a donkey that’s a doctor? A “healer”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to get a job? He didn’t want to “work his ass off”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite board game? “Hay-ters gonna play”.
- Why was the donkey good at yoga? He was “flexible”.
- What do you call a donkey that’s a sailor? A “navigator”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to jump? He didn’t want to “fall”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite burger? “Hay-burger”.
- Why was the donkey a great painter? He had an “eye for detail”.
- What do you call a donkey that’s a lawyer? An “advocate”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to get on the roller coaster? He didn’t want to “throw up”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite pasta? “Hay-guini”.
- Why was the donkey a great architect? He had a “creative mind”.
- What do you call a donkey that’s a football player? A “sportsperson”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to get on the swing? He didn’t want to “fall off”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite sweet? “Hay-ney”.
- Why was the donkey a great poet? He had a “way with words”.
- What do you call a donkey that’s a pilot? An “aviator”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to climb the tree? He didn’t want to “get stuck”.
- What’s a donkey’s favorite cookie? “Hay-oreos”.
- Why was the donkey a great scientist? He had a “curious mind”.
- What do you call a donkey that’s a racecar driver? A “speedster”.
- Why did the donkey refuse to get on the slide? He didn’t want to “slip”.