57+ digging puns

  1. I’m digging these puns already!
  2. What do you call an excavation business? A hole-some company.
  3. Why don’t secrets work with excavators? Because they always dig up the dirt.
  4. What did the shovel say to the dirt? “You’re ground for good!”
  5. Why did the archaeologist go broke? His career was in ruins.
  6. Why was the gardener so good at parties? He really knew how to ‘planty’.
  7. Why was the gardener so calm? Because he never loses his composture.
  8. Don’t trust the guy with the backhoe, he’s always stirring up dirt.
  9. Why are diggers so good at math? Because it’s their job to countour.
  10. Why did the archaeologist go on a diet? He had too many ‘layers’.
  11. What’s a well-digger’s favorite song? “Can you dig it?”
  12. The archaeologist didn’t know his wife was mad until he dug up the past.
  13. Why did the mole break up with the groundhog? She said he was too shallow.
  14. My gardener friend is in a band, they’re called “The Rock Beds”.
  15. What do you call a dinosaur who’s good at digging? A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks-it!
  16. The archaeologist’s report was groundbreaking.
  17. Why was the digger cold at the party? He left his coat in the cloakroom.
  18. Don’t play hide and seek with an excavator, they’re really good at digging up the truth.
  19. What do you call a hole drilled by a dentist? A root canal.
  20. The construction worker got in trouble for pushing the limits of his trench.
  21. Why do excavators make terrible secret keepers? They always dig up the past.
  22. My friend’s digging business is a gold mine.
  23. The gardener always found his work to be ground-breaking.
  24. Why did the archaeologist break up with his girlfriend? She was a gold digger.
  25. Why did the gardener get promoted? He was outstanding in his field.
  26. The archaeologist’s work was groundbreaking, but he couldn’t handle the pressure.
  27. I tried to bury my past, but it keeps resurfacing.
  28. I’m digging these puns, but they’re not groundbreaking.
  29. What do you call a gardener who likes to dig? A plantdemic.
  30. Why did the spade go to therapy? It had a digging problem.
  31. What do you call a digging machine with a sense of humor? A laughdozer.
  32. The archaeologist really knew how to stir up ancient history.
  33. What do you call an archaeologist who can’t stop digging? An old digger.
  34. The archaeologist’s work really hit rock bottom.
  35. I told my friend to stop digging for compliments, but he just can’t help it.
  36. What’s an archaeologist’s favorite exercise? Squats, because they always dig deep.
  37. Why do moles never get lost? Because they always burrow their way home.
  38. What do you call a gardener who digs too much? An overgrower.
  39. The archaeologist’s relationship was in ruins until he started to dig deeper.
  40. Why do archaeologists make bad partners? They’re always trying to date other people’s relics.
  41. What’s a pirate’s favorite digging tool? A yarrr-d shovel.
  42. What did the archaeologist say when he found a hidden treasure? “I dig it!”
  43. What do you call a deep conversation with an archaeologist? Digging into the matter.
  44. What do you call a miner who can play the guitar? A rockstar.
  45. Why did the archaeologist go to the party? To shake things up a bit.
  46. My garden was a joke until I turned over a new leaf.
  47. Why did the archaeologist bring a pencil? He wanted to draw conclusions.
  48. What do you call a hole dug by a kitten? A purr-foration.
  49. What did the dirt say to the digger? You’re really pushing my buttons!
  50. What’s a well-digger’s favorite dance move? The dip.
  51. Why are paleontologists never guilty? They always dig up evidence.
  52. I told my friend to stop digging himself into a hole, but he didn’t soil his hands.
  53. What do you call an archaeologist with a backhoe? A dirt artist.
  54. Why do miners make good runners? They’re used to going the extra mile.
  55. What’s an archaeologist’s favorite tea? Dig-jeeling.
  56. Why don’t archaeologists fight? They prefer to bury the hatchet.
  57. The archaeologist wasn’t digging his new assistant.
  58. What do you call a miner who doesn’t share? A gold keeper.
  59. The construction worker said he was going to dig a hole. I said, “Well, well, well.”
  60. Why was the gardener so good at poker? He knew when to planty and when to fold.
  61. Why did the archaeologist carry a map? He wanted to mark his territory.
  62. What do you call a gardening detective? Sherlock Soils.
  63. Why did the archaeologist go to the supermarket? He was looking for ancient grains.
  64. The miner was always feeling down, because his work was depressing.
  65. Why don’t miners ever get lost? They always follow the vein.
  66. What did the soil say to the seed? “You’re plantastic!”
  67. The miner never made a good chef, his food was always over-mined.
  68. Why are archaeologists always in good shape? They dig for a living.
  69. What do you call a hole made by a snake? A hiss-tory.
  70. Why did the archaeologist visit the beach? He heard it was a shore thing.
  71. What do you call a hole dug by a rodent? A mouse-take.
  72. The archaeologist’s findings were so controversial they caused a rift in the community.
  73. The archaeologist’s jokes weren’t funny. They were just old.
  74. The miner really knew how to pick his battles.
  75. Why did the gardener get a demotion? He couldn’t keep his plants in order.
  76. What do you call an archaeologist who takes his work home with him? A dirty cheat.
  77. The miner was a gem of a person, always willing to lend a hand.
  78. What do you call a construction worker who loves to dance? A disco digger.
  79. What do you call a miner who loves to party? A coal-hearted fun guy.
  80. What did the archaeologist say to his wife? “I dig you!”
  81. What’s a miner’s favorite type of music? Rock and roll.
  82. Why was the gardener never lost? He knew the roots of his work.
  83. The archaeologist’s love life was in ruins until he found the right one.
  84. What did the pick say to the shovel? “You’re a real dig head!”
  85. Why do moles make great spies? They are excellent at going under cover.
  86. The archaeologist was always cracking jokes, it was his way of breaking the ice age.
  87. Why did the construction worker bring a ladder to the hole? He wanted to step it up.
  88. What’s a miner’s favorite vegetable? A pick-le.
  89. The gardener was always the life of the party, he knew how to raise the roof.
  90. Why do miners hate being in the dark? They prefer being underground.
  91. What do you call a miner who can’t make up his mind? A prospector.
  92. The archaeologist’s work was no laughing matter, it was dead serious.
  93. The miner’s jokes were a real gem.
  94. What do you call a digging machine that’s lost its way? A mis-guided missile.
  95. What do you call a well-digger with a PhD? A deep thinker.
  96. The construction worker always knew how to get to the bottom of things.
  97. What’s a mole’s favorite type of math? Geometry, because they love to dig tunnels.
  98. The archaeologist loved his job, he found it very engaging.
  99. Why are archaeologists great salespeople? They’re experts at unearthing opportunities.
  100. The miner had a rough day, he just couldn’t strike it rich.
  101. What do you call an archaeologist who loves art? A digger of fine arts.
  102. What do you call a miner who’s good at basketball? A gold-dunker.
  103. What did the miner say when he found gold? “This is ore-some!”
  104. Why did the archaeologist start playing the drums? He wanted to hit rock and roll.
  105. The archaeologist’s work was a real blast from the past.
  106. What did the mole say to his girlfriend? “I dig you the most!”
  107. The construction worker had a tough day, it was full of pits and falls.
  108. Why are moles always in shape? They do a lot of heavy digging.
  109. What’s a miner’s favorite drink? Miner-al water.
  110. The gardener had a rough day, he couldn’t handle the root of the problem.
  111. Why was the archaeologist so good at basketball? He was great at digging deep.
  112. What do you call a well-digger who loves to play baseball? A deep hitter.
  113. Why do miners hate fast food? It doesn’t have enough iron.
  114. What’s a gardener’s favorite type of clothing? Plantaloons.
  115. The construction worker was always the center of attention, he knew how to steal the spotlight.
  116. What do you call a miner who loves to read? A book-digger.
  117. The archaeologist had a great day, he found a piece of the puzzle.
  118. Why do miners make terrible doctors? They can’t find a vein.
  119. What do you call a well-digger who’s good at math? A deep divisor.
  120. The construction worker was a star, he always knew how to build up suspense.
  121. Why are archaeologists great at solving mysteries? They always dig up clues.
  122. What do you call a gardener who loves to paint? A landscape artist.
  123. The miner was always down to earth, he had a great sense of humor.
  124. What do you call a miner who loves to cook? A coalinary artist.
  125. The construction worker had a bad day, he couldn’t find the right angle.
  126. What do you call a gardener who loves to write? A plot author.
  127. Why do miners hate cloudy days? They prefer clear skies.
  128. What’s a construction worker’s favorite type of music? Drill and bass.
  129. The archaeologist had a great day, he managed to unearth a great mystery.
  130. What do you call a miner who loves to play football? A gold keeper.
  131. The construction worker was always a hit, he knew how to lay the groundwork.
  132. Why are gardeners great musicians? They have perfect pitch.
  133. The miner had a great day, he managed to strike gold.
  134. What do you call a gardener who loves to swim? A water lily.
  135. The construction worker had a bad day, he kept hitting rock bottom.
  136. What do you call a miner who loves to sing? A gold crooner.
  137. The archaeologist had a rough day, he couldn’t find any historical facts.
  138. What do you call a gardener who loves to dance? A flower twirler.
  139. The construction worker was always full of energy, he was a real power drill.
  140. Why do miners make great comedians? They always know how to crack up.
  141. The archaeologist had a great day, he found an ancient treasure.
  142. What do you call a miner who loves to act? A drama digger.
  143. The construction worker had a tough day, he couldn’t handle the pressure.
  144. What do you call a gardener who loves to play chess? A king gardener.
  145. The miner was always full of surprises, he was a real gem.
  146. What do you call a construction worker who loves to take photos? A snapshot digger.
  147. The archaeologist had a tough day, he couldn’t make any groundbreaking discoveries.
  148. What do you call a miner who loves to play cards? A gold dealer.
  149. The construction worker was always a star, he knew how to steal the show.
  150. What do you call a gardener who loves to tell jokes? A punning grower.

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