150 camouflage jokes

  1. Why don’t we ever play hide and seek with camouflage clothing? Because good luck finding them!
  2. What do you call a cat in camouflage? A hide and go meow.
  3. How do trees get online? They just log in, it’s the only way to avoid detection by camouflaged hunters.
  4. Why do soldiers wear camouflage pajamas? So they can hide in their dreams.
  5. What did the camouflage jacket say to the pants? You can’t see me, but I’m here.
  6. Why did the chameleon wear camouflage? It didn’t want to be seen changing.
  7. Why can’t you borrow money from a soldier? Because they always hide their bucks in camouflage wallets.
  8. What did the camouflaged shirt say to the washing machine? Catch me if you can.
  9. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of clothes? Boo-mouflage.
  10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing in camouflage.
  11. Why did the zebra wear camouflage? It didn’t want to be spotted.
  12. Why can’t you play cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs in camouflage.
  13. Why was the army belt hiding? Because it didn’t want to be caught holding up the pants.
  14. Why did the camouflage pattern get a bad grade in school? Because it wouldn’t stand out in class.
  15. How does the camouflage cake taste? Like it’s not even there.
  16. Why did the ant wear camouflage? It didn’t want to be squashed.
  17. What do you call a camouflage comedy show? Stand-up hide and seek.
  18. Why did the wall wear camouflage? So graffiti artists couldn’t find it.
  19. Why was the book about camouflage not popular? Because it was too hard to find on the shelf.
  20. What do you call a dog in camouflage? A hidden bark.
  21. What’s a chameleon’s favorite song? “Camouflage Style.”
  22. Why did the shoe wear camouflage? So the sock wouldn’t find its sole mate.
  23. Why did the rainbow wear camouflage? It didn’t want to be seen coloring the sky.
  24. Why did the sun wear camouflage? It didn’t want anyone to see it set.
  25. Why can’t you trust camouflage pants? They always try to cover things up.
  26. How does the moon do camouflage? Crescent and hide.
  27. Why did the bicycle wear camouflage? So it couldn’t be taken for a ride.
  28. Why was the snowman wearing camouflage? Because he didn’t want to melt away.
  29. Why do secret agents wear camouflage socks? So they can sneak up on people.
  30. How do you stop an army sweater from itching? Hide it in a camouflage drawer.
  31. Why did the beach ball wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get caught in a wave.
  32. What do you call a fish in camouflage? A hide and sea-k.
  33. Why did the computer wear camouflage? To prevent a system crash.
  34. Why did the postman wear camouflage? So he could go postal unnoticed.
  35. Why did the pepper wear camouflage? So it could spice things up undercover.
  36. Why did the vegetable garden wear camouflage? To keep the salad undercover.
  37. Why don’t clocks wear camouflage? Because time waits for no one, even if it’s hidden.
  38. What’s a cow’s favorite kind of camouflage? Moo-flage.
  39. Why did the fridge wear camouflage? So the leftovers wouldn’t see it coming.
  40. Why did the camera wear camouflage? So it could snapshot without being seen.
  41. Why did the trashcan wear camouflage? It didn’t want to be taken out.
  42. Why did the pencil wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t be caught drawing attention.
  43. Why did the egg wear camouflage? It didn’t want to get cracked up.
  44. Why did the toilet paper wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t roll out of sight.
  45. Why did the jellybean wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get picked out of the bag.
  46. Why did the Christmas tree wear camouflage? So Santa wouldn’t see it pining.
  47. Why did the stapler wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get caught in a bind.
  48. Why did the barbecue wear camouflage? So it could grill undercover.
  49. Why did the donut wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get dunked.
  50. Why did the printer wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t run out of ink visibly.
  51. Why did the mouse wear camouflage? So it could click without being seen.
  52. Why did the tea bag wear camouflage? So it could steep undercover.
  53. Why did the envelope wear camouflage? It didn’t want to be pushed through the mail slot.
  54. Why did the bowling pin wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get knocked down.
  55. Why did the computer mouse wear camouflage? So it could scroll unnoticed.
  56. Why did the light bulb wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get turned on.
  57. Why did the kite wear camouflage? So it could fly under the radar.
  58. Why did the toothbrush wear camouflage? So it could brush without being seen.
  59. Why did the coffee mug wear camouflage? So it could keep its contents hot undercover.
  60. Why did the cupcake wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get eaten up.
  61. Why did the bird wear camouflage? So it could tweet without being seen.
  62. Why did the golf ball wear camouflage? So it could putt undercover.
  63. Why did the pancake wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get flipped.
  64. Why did the orange wear camouflage? So it could juice undercover.
  65. Why did the candle wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get blown out.
  66. Why did the suitcase wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get carried away.
  67. Why did the candy bar wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get snacked on.
  68. Why did the pillow wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get slept on.
  69. Why did the mirror wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t reflect anything.
  70. Why did the wine bottle wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get poured out.
  71. Why did the calculator wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t count visibly.
  72. Why did the scissors wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t cut out.
  73. Why did the book wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get read.
  74. Why did the tape measure wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get stretched too far.
  75. Why did the ruler wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get ruled out.
  76. Why did the paintbrush wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t leave a trace.
  77. Why did the microphone wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t sound off.
  78. Why did the guitar wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get played.
  79. Why did the piano wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get keyed.
  80. Why did the drum wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get beaten.
  81. Why did the saxophone wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get blown.
  82. Why did the trumpet wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get trumped.
  83. Why did the violin wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get bowed.
  84. Why did the cello wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get strung along.
  85. Why did the harmonica wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get blown out of proportion.
  86. Why did the recorder wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get played by school kids.
  87. Why did the tambourine wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get jingled.
  88. Why did the xylophone wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get struck.
  89. Why did the accordion wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get squeezed.
  90. Why did the clarinet wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get reeded.
  91. Why did the tuba wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get tubed.
  92. Why did the oboe wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get double reeded.
  93. Why did the banjo wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get plucked.
  94. Why did the mandolin wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get mand-handled.
  95. Why did the ukulele wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get uked.
  96. Why did the bassoon wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get bashed.
  97. Why did the maracas wear camouflage? So they wouldn’t get shaken.
  98. Why did the triangle wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get tingled.
  99. Why did the cowbell wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get more cowbell.
  100. Why did the trombone wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get tromboned.
  101. Why did the snare drum wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get hit.
  102. Why did the flute wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get fluted.
  103. Why did the bongo drums wear camouflage? So they wouldn’t get banged.
  104. Why did the didgeridoo wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get didged.
  105. Why did the sitar wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get plucked.
  106. Why did the harp wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get harped on.
  107. Why did the bagpipes wear camouflage? So they wouldn’t get piped.
  108. Why did the kazoo wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get buzzed.
  109. Why did the cymbals wear camouflage? So they wouldn’t get crashed.
  110. Why did the synthesizer wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get keyed.
  111. Why did the conga drum wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get conga-ed.
  112. Why did the gong wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get gonged.
  113. Why did the steel drums wear camouflage? So they wouldn’t get hammered.
  114. Why did the tambura wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get strummed.
  115. Why did the zither wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get zithered.
  116. Why did the djembe wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get djembe-d.
  117. Why did the balalaika wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get plucked.
  118. Why did the panpipes wear camouflage? So they wouldn’t get blown.
  119. Why did the lute wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get luted.
  120. Why did the lyre wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get lyred.
  121. Why did the dulcimer wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get hammered.
  122. Why did the hang drum wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get hung out to dry.
  123. Why did the kalimba wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get plucked.
  124. Why did the hurdy-gurdy wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get cranked.
  125. Why did the psaltery wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get plucked.
  126. Why did the sousaphone wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get blown.
  127. Why did the theremin wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get waved at.
  128. Why did the shakuhachi wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get blown.
  129. Why did the koto wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get plucked.
  130. Why did the tabla wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get tapped.
  131. Why did the bouzouki wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get plucked.
  132. Why did the glockenspiel wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get struck.
  133. Why did the guzheng wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get plucked.
  134. Why did the alpenhorn wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get blown.
  135. Why did the saz wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get strummed.
  136. Why did the erhu wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get bowed.
  137. Why did the pipa wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get plucked.
  138. Why did the dombra wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get strummed.
  139. Why did the rebec wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get bowed.
  140. Why did the sistrum wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get shaken.
  141. Why did the oud wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get plucked.
  142. Why did the bandura wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get strummed.
  143. Why did the shamisen wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get plucked.
  144. Why did the bodhrán wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get beaten.
  145. Why did the zampogna wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get piped.
  146. Why did the kora wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get strummed.
  147. Why did the sheng wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get blown.
  148. Why did the mbira wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get plucked.
  149. Why did the concertina wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get squeezed.
  150. Why did the clavichord wear camouflage? So it wouldn’t get keyed.

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