150 burger jokes

Why don’t burgers ever play hide and seek with fries? They always meat in the middle.
What do you call a burger that can play the piano? A rare talent!
Why did the burger go to the gym? It wanted better buns!
Why did the hamburger go to school? To get a little bit smarter.
How can you tell when a hamburger is in love? It’s got a heart-beet!
What do you call a burger with a bad attitude? A saucy little meatball!
Why was the hamburger a great comedian? It always had the crowd in bits!
Why did the burger break up with the hot dog? They had a grilling relationship!
How does a hamburger introduce its wife? Meet Patty!
Why do burgers go to therapy? To deal with their grill issues.
What do you call a burger from space? An unidentified frying object.
Why did the cheeseburger apply for a job? It wanted to bring home the bacon!
What do you call a hamburger artist? A patty-casso!
What do you call a burger who loves to dance? A meatballerina!
How do you compliment a burger? You tell it it’s well-done!
Why did the burger blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why was the burger bad at baseball? It always tried to catch the ketchup!
What do you call a frozen hamburger? A chilly cheeseburger!
What did the mama burger say to the baby burger at bedtime? Goodnight, sweet slaw.
What’s a hamburger’s favorite type of exercise? The lean.
How does a burger win over its love interest? It mustard up the courage!
What do you call a burger that’s a great detective? Sherlock Buns!
Why was the hamburger thrown out of the military? It couldn’t ketchup!
What’s a hamburger’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
What do you call a cold burger at Christmas? A jolly rancher.
What does a burger do on a trampoline? Goes sizzling!
What do you call a burger in a can? Canned-burger helper.
Why did the burger go to the party? It heard there was lots of grill action!
How does a burger propose to its sweetheart? With an onion ring!
Why did the hamburger join the circus? Because it had a ton of tricks up its bun!
What do you call a burger in a suit? A beef-cake!
Why don’t hamburgers ever get lost? Because they always meet at the grill.
What’s a hamburger’s favorite place to visit? Paddy’s field.
What do you call a vegetarian burger that’s lost its way? A misteak!
Why did the burger go to the beach? To get a sizzle tan!
Why do hamburgers go to school? To get a bit more cooked.
What do you call a spooky burger? A franken-burger!
Why don’t burgers go on dates alone? They feel too grilled!
What’s a burger’s favorite song? “I’ve Got Buns, Hun” by Sir Mix-a-Lot.
What do you call a dramatic burger? A ham-burger!
How do you get a burger to stop moving? Press it!
What do you call a clever hamburger? Whis-key beef!
Why did the hamburger go to the baseball game? It wanted to catch all the fly balls!
What do you call a boomerang burger? A patty that keeps coming back!
What do you call a sneaky burger? A beef thief!
What’s a burger’s favorite scary movie? Texas Grill Massacre!
Why do hamburgers always win at poker? They have all the chips!
What’s a burger’s favorite dance move? The sizzle slide!
What do you call a sloppy burger? A slop-burger!
Why did the hamburger go to the bank? To make some dough!
Why did the burger go to the amusement park? To relish the roller coasters!
What do you call a romantic hamburger? A sweet-hearty!
How did the hamburger greet the cheeseburger? Howdy, pardner!
What’s a burger’s favorite flower? Flour! For the buns.
What do you call a shy hamburger? A little chicken!
What’s a burger’s favorite type of music? Meat-loaf’s greatest hits!
What’s a hamburger’s favorite story? “Jack and the Beefstalk”!
Why was the hamburger a good listener? It always lent its ears!
What do you call a burger’s spiritual experience? A meat-aphysical journey!
What do you call a patriotic hamburger? A Yankeeburger!
Why did the burger start a blog? To share its recipe for success!
What do you call a very old hamburger? An elder-burger!
Why did the burger join a band? It had the chops!
What’s a burger’s favorite type of math? Pie-r-squared! For round burgers.
What did the sad burger say to the fries? I feel so empty bun-side.
What’s a burger’s favorite type of clothing? Button-ups!
Why did the burger take a nap? It was well done!
Why don’t burgers ever lie? They hate the grilling!
What do you call a scholarly hamburger? An academic beef!
Why did the hamburger go to the spa? For some R&R – relish and relaxation!
What’s a burger’s favorite sport? Pickleball!
Why do hamburgers make great comedians? They know how to roll with the buns!
Why was the hamburger feeling lonely? Because it was a single!
What do you call a high-ranking hamburger? A noble sir-loin!
Why did the hamburger go to the theater? It loved a good meat-and-greet!
How does a burger do its hair? With a comb-beef!
Why was the hamburger sad? Because it had blue cheese!
Why did the burger join a choir? It wanted to beef up its vocals!
What did the vegan burger say to the beef burger? “You’re so full of yourself!”
What did the hamburger name its cat? Pickles!
What’s a hamburger’s favorite TV show? “Bun’s Anatomy.”
Why did the hamburger bring a broom? It heard there’d be a lot of crumbs!
Why don’t hamburgers ever get stage fright? They just roll with it!
Why don’t hamburgers ever wear jewelry? They don’t want to be a bit flashy!
What do you call a fast hamburger? A speedburger!
Why did the burger become a gardener? It wanted to grow its own pickles!
How do burgers do well in school? They always meat expectations!
What do you call a cheesy burger joke? A groan-beef!
Why did the burger stop playing football? It was tired of getting grilled!
What’s a hamburger’s favorite type of party? A barbecue!
What do you call a burger with many layers? A complex-burger!
Why did the hamburger go to the doctor? It was feeling fried!
What’s a burger’s favorite mode of transportation? The gravy train!
How does a burger confess its love? “I find you quite grill-iant!”
What did the hamburger say to the fry at the wedding? “I’m so glad we could ketchup!”
What’s a burger’s favorite form of literature? A grill-ing novel!
Why was the hamburger the life of the party? It was sizzling!
Why was the hamburger so good at meditation? It had a peaceful patty!
Why did the burger fail the driving test? It couldn’t handle the grills!
What’s a burger’s favorite type of weather? Light drizzle! For the ketchup.
Why was the hamburger feeling self-conscious? It felt over-cooked!
Why did the burger go to the gym? It wanted to beef up!
What’s a burger’s favorite holiday? Thanks-grilling!
Why don’t hamburgers have a good sense of direction? They always end up at the grill!
How does a burger greet its customers? “Nice to meat you!”
Why did the burger refuse to play cards? It was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand-burger!
What’s a hamburger’s favorite type of relaxation? A bun-nyasa yoga pose!
Why was the hamburger good at boxing? It knew how to roll with the punches!
What did the hamburger say to the steak? “I’m your grill!”
What’s a hamburger’s favorite instrument? The meat-ronome!
Why did the hamburger join the orchestra? It had a beef with the conductor!
What do you call a burger on a diet? A lean machine!
What do you call a burger that can tell the future? A medium-rare!
Why did the burger go to the club? It wanted to lettuce loose!
What do you call a super intelligent burger? A brain burger!
Why was the burger always stressed? It had too many plates on the grill!
What do you call a mystical hamburger? A beef beyond belief!
Why did the burger become a detective? It wanted to meat out justice!
How does a burger maintain its figure? By sticking to a strict diet of buns and greens!
Why was the hamburger always broke? It kept giving away all its cheddar!
What’s a burger’s favorite type of candy? Gummy bears! They’re grrrrr-eat!
Why don’t burgers ever forget? They always ketchup on things!
Why did the burger become a baker? It wanted to perfect its buns!
What’s a burger’s favorite game to play? Patty-cake!
Why did the hamburger always come in last place? It always stopped to ketchup!
What’s a burger’s favorite type of yoga? Burger-asana!
Why was the hamburger so proud? It was flame-broiled!
What do you call a sweet-talking burger? A smoothie operator!
How does a burger stop a movie? It hits the paws button!
What’s a burger’s favorite perfume? Eau de grill!
Why was the hamburger a good tennis player? It had a mean serve!
What do you call a burger that’s been out in the sun too long? A melt!
Why did the hamburger become a politician? It wanted to make some changes to the grill!
Why was the hamburger always positive? It believed in the power of patty-tude!
Why did the hamburger become a gymnast? It wanted to flip!
What do you call a burger on a tight schedule? A fast-food!
Why did the hamburger visit the therapist? It felt like it was always under pressure!
What’s a burger’s favorite type of car? A Rolls-Royce!
Why did the hamburger refuse to play soccer? It didn’t want to get a bun knee!
Why did the hamburger bring a map to the party? It didn’t want to lose its place!
How does a burger say goodbye? “Bun voyage!”
Why did the hamburger win the award? It was outstanding in its field!
Why did the hamburger start a band? It wanted to be a rock star-burger!
What’s a burger’s favorite type of joke? A cheesy one!
What did the hamburger say when it won an award? “I’m on a roll!”
What’s a hamburger’s favorite time of day? Lunchtime!
Why was the hamburger so good at golf? It always landed in the bun-ker!
What do you call a misbehaving burger? A whopper of trouble!
Why was the hamburger a good traveler? It was always on the go!
Why did the hamburger start a charity? It wanted to give back to the community, one patty at a time!

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