150 bra jokes

  1. Why don’t bras ever go out of style? Because they always provide lift and support!
  2. Why did the bra go to therapy? It was tired of always being supportive.
  3. What did the zero say to the eight? Nice bra.
  4. What do you call a bra that can play guitar? A band-eau.
  5. What do you call a sheep wearing a bra? A woolly lifter.
  6. Why don’t bras ever lie? Because they can’t stand being underwire.
  7. Why was the bra sad? It had separation anxiety.
  8. Why did the bra fail the exam? It didn’t have enough support.
  9. Why do bras make poor detectives? They always fall for the double-cross.
  10. Why was the bra so proud? It held everything up.
  11. What’s a bra’s favorite dessert? Booberry pie.
  12. What do you call a bra that loves to travel? A wander-bust.
  13. Why did the bra apply for a job? It was tired of being under-employed.
  14. Why was the bra jealous of the belt? The belt was always above it.
  15. What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll give these two a lift.
  16. Why did the bra get an award? It provided outstanding support.
  17. What’s a bra’s favorite song? “I Will Always Lift You Up.”
  18. Why don’t bras make good gardeners? They can’t handle the melons.
  19. Why did the bra get fired from the bakery? It couldn’t handle the buns.
  20. What did the bra say to the other bra? Let’s stick together.
  21. What do you call a bra with a bad attitude? A brassiere.
  22. Why was the bra a good politician? It always supported the chest candidate.
  23. Why was the bra nervous? It had to hold its breath.
  24. Why did the bra go to the party? It heard it was a bust.
  25. Why did the bra cross the road? To get to the other size.
  26. What do you call a bra that loves art? A bust-er Keaton.
  27. Why did the bra join a gym? To get a better grip.
  28. Why don’t bras make good secret agents? They can’t keep anything under wraps.
  29. What do you call a bra with a sense of humor? A comic strip.
  30. Why are bras like jokes? Some are uplifting, some are supportive, and some just make you feel good.
  31. Why did the bra start a blog? It wanted to express itself.
  32. Why was the bra happy at the concert? It was feeling the vibes.
  33. What do you call a bra that’s lost its elasticity? A droop sling.
  34. Why did the bra go to college? It wanted to get a degree in bustness management.
  35. What do you call a bra in space? An astro-bra.
  36. What’s a bra’s favorite season? Fall, because it’s all about support.
  37. Why did the bra join the circus? It loved the trapeze.
  38. Why don’t bras work at the post office? They can’t handle the packages.
  39. What did the polite bra say? Excuse me, may I hold something for you?
  40. Why was the bra invited to the party? It always knows how to uplift the mood.
  41. Why don’t bras get along with socks? They find them un-bra-lievable.
  42. Why was the bra good at poker? It always had a pair.
  43. What’s a bra’s favorite kind of music? Supportive rock.
  44. Why did the bra become a basketball player? It was great at rebounds.
  45. What did the bra say to the corset? You’re too constricting!
  46. What do you call a bra that’s lost in the woods? A bramble.
  47. Why did the bra write a book? It wanted to share its uplifting story.
  48. What do you call a bra on a construction site? A building support.
  49. What do you call a bra with a lot of knowledge? A know-it-all-over.
  50. Why did the bra go to the beach? To have a sandy support.
  51. Why do bras make poor comedians? They can’t handle a bust of laughter.
  52. Why did the bra go to the library? It wanted to check out the suspenders.
  53. Why are bras like bridges? They both provide excellent support.
  54. What do you call a bra that loves math? An algeb-bra.
  55. What do bras and clouds have in common? They both offer great coverage.
  56. Why did the bra go to the opera? It wanted to hear some high notes.
  57. Why was the bra a good salesperson? It always knew how to pitch.
  58. Why did the bra take up boxing? It liked to hook and jab.
  59. What do you call a bra that’s always on time? A timely support.
  60. Why are bras like a good friend? They’re always there to lift you up.
  61. What do you call a bra in a hurry? A rush hour.
  62. Why was the bra a good carpenter? It knew how to handle the chestnuts.
  63. What’s a bra’s favorite drink? Support tea.
  64. Why don’t bras play soccer? They’re afraid of getting a bust lip.
  65. Why are bras like umbrellas? They both provide great cover.
  66. Why did the bra become a bartender? It liked to serve cups.
  67. Why did the bra go to the football game? It wanted to see a good match.
  68. What’s a bra’s favorite movie? “Lift and Let Die.”
  69. Why did the bra join the choir? It loved a good bust of song.
  70. What’s a bra’s favorite holiday? Thanks-lifting.
  71. Why don’t bras like roller coasters? Too many ups and downs.
  72. What do you call a bra that’s good at fishing? A snap hook.
  73. What do you call a bra in a car? A safety harness.
  74. Why did the bra become a teacher? It wanted to support the next generation.
  75. Why was the bra a great chef? It knew how to handle the dough.
  76. What do you call a bra on a farm? A crop top.
  77. What do you call a bra with attitude? A brat.
  78. Why did the bra go to the casino? It was feeling lucky.
  79. What’s a bra’s favorite book? “The Great Lift-sby.”
  80. What’s a bra’s favorite drink? Double espresso.
  81. What do you call a bra with a GPS? A map holder.
  82. Why was the bra a good sailor? It always had a good hold.
  83. Why did the bra become a runner? It was all about the support.
  84. Why did the bra become a lawyer? It was good at holding up a case.
  85. Why are bras like a good meal? They’re satisfying.
  86. What do you call a bra that’s good at chess? A chess strap.
  87. Why did the bra join a band? It loved to bust a tune.
  88. Why did the bra go to the spa? It needed a break from the tension.
  89. What’s a bra’s favorite type of bread? Bust-a-nut bread.
  90. What’s a bra’s favorite type of tree? Chestnut.
  91. Why was the bra a good driver? It always stayed in its lane.
  92. Why was the bra a good baker? It knew how to knead dough.
  93. Why did the bra start a band? It wanted to bust a move.
  94. Why was the bra a good mountain climber? It had great support.
  95. What do you call a bra on a golf course? A sports cup.
  96. Why did the bra go to the museum? It had a taste for the fine arts.
  97. Why was the bra a good detective? It always got to the bottom of things.
  98. What’s a bra’s favorite type of candy? Bust-ers.
  99. Why was the bra a good gardener? It knew how to handle the horticulture.
  100. What’s a bra’s favorite type of pet? A support dog.
  101. Why did the bra go to the zoo? It wanted to see the bust-ards.
  102. Why was the bra good at yoga? It had a great balance.
  103. What do you call a bra on a boat? A buoy.
  104. Why did the bra join the army? It was good at strapping in.
  105. Why did the bra go to the amusement park? It loved the rollercoaster of emotions.
  106. What do you call a bra at a rock concert? A heavy metal supporter.
  107. What’s a bra’s favorite city? Bust-ton.
  108. Why was the bra good at business? It knew how to hold assets.
  109. What do you call a bra in a tree? A branch holder.
  110. What’s a bra’s favorite exercise? Push-ups.
  111. Why did the bra start a diary? It wanted to capture uplifting moments.
  112. What do you call a bra in a wrestling match? A chest lock.
  113. What do you call a bra that sings? A melodic support.
  114. Why did the bra become a doctor? It believed in patient support.
  115. Why was the bra a good coach? It believed in team support.
  116. What’s a bra’s favorite flower? The daisy, because it comes in bunches.
  117. What do you call a bra at a concert? A bust booster.
  118. Why did the bra start a business? It wanted to support itself.
  119. Why was the bra good at politics? It knew how to handle a debate.
  120. What do you call a bra in a library? A book holder.
  121. Why was the bra a good investor? It knew when to hold assets.
  122. What do you call a bra at a music festival? A rave holder.
  123. Why did the bra go to the gym? It wanted to work on its hold.
  124. What’s a bra’s favorite dessert? Jello, because it jiggles.
  125. What do you call a bra in a zoo? A wild support.
  126. Why did the bra join a dance class? It wanted to twirl around.
  127. Why did the bra go to the picnic? It was hungry for support.
  128. What’s a bra’s favorite sport? Volleyball, because of the good sets.
  129. What do you call a bra at a carnival? A funfair support.
  130. Why did the bra become a firefighter? It liked to rescue.
  131. Why was the bra good at tennis? It always served well.
  132. What do you call a bra at a swimming pool? A float.
  133. What do you call a bra on a rollercoaster? A thrill support.
  134. Why did the bra become a pilot? It loved the takeoff.
  135. Why did the bra join a debate team? It liked to argue.
  136. What do you call a bra at a fashion show? A catwalk support.
  137. Why was the bra good at chess? It always protected the queen.
  138. What do you call a bra in a car race? A fast support.
  139. Why was the bra good at boxing? It always had a strong hook.
  140. What’s a bra’s favorite place? The uplift station.
  141. Why was the bra good at running? It always stayed in place.
  142. What do you call a bra at a baseball game? A grand slam support.
  143. Why did the bra go to a comedy show? It needed a good laugh.
  144. Why did the bra become a gardener? It liked to handle flowers.
  145. What do you call a bra in a shopping mall? A retail support.
  146. Why did the bra go to the coffee shop? It needed a pick-me-up.
  147. What do you call a bra at a music studio? A beat support.
  148. Why did the bra become a writer? It wanted to tell supportive stories.
  149. What do you call a bra at a magic show? A mystical support.
  150. Why did the bra go to the gym? It needed to get into better shape.

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