84 yogurt jokes
- Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition? Because it was cultured!
- How do you catch a yogurt? In a spoon!
- What’s the yogurt’s favorite sport? Spooning.
- What do you call a yogurt who can sing? A smoothie operator.
- How do you get a baby alien to stop crying? Give it its extraterrestrial-yogurt.
- Why was the yogurt at the gym? It wanted to be whisk-er.
- What’s the yogurt’s favorite music? Cream and bass!
- What’s the difference between a train and a tub of yogurt? The train has a conductor, but the yogurt is a conductor… of probiotics!
- Why don’t yogurts make good comedians? They always milk their jokes!
- How do you impress a yogurt? With your lactose tolerance!
- What do you call a yogurt that went to college? An alma-mater-yogurt.
- Why was the yogurt so proud? It was labeled as Greek!
- What’s a yogurt’s favorite tree? A sycamoo-re!
- What does a yogurt wear to a wedding? A dairy tuxedo.
- What’s a yogurt’s favorite book? “To Fill a Mocking Cup.”
- Why was the yogurt always calm? Because it was in its natural state.
- What does a yogurt do at a baseball game? It roots for the homogenized team!
- What does a yogurt call its sweetheart? Honey.
- How do you know yogurt is ready to date? When it’s single-serve!
- Why did the yogurt go to therapy? It was feeling a little strained.
- Why was the yogurt good at basketball? It had great scoop shots!
- What do you call a yogurt with a jetpack? Fast food.
- Why did the yogurt blush? It saw the salad dressing!
- How do you know when a yogurt has been lying? When it’s not plain anymore!
- Why did the yogurt cross the road? To get to the cultured side!
- Why was the yogurt so popular? Because it was so very a-peeling!
- What’s the yogurt’s favorite band? The Rolling Scones!
- What does a yogurt use to write a secret message? Invisible ink-rements.
- What kind of yogurt can’t you trust? A tub that’s been unsealed.
- Why was the yogurt sad? It lost its culture.
- What’s a yogurt’s favorite TV show? “Lactic Weapon.”
- What is a yogurt’s favorite subject? History, it loves anything that’s cultured!
- Why did the yogurt love the sun? Because it was good for the raisins.
- What does a yogurt use to fix a leak? Duct-tape-ri.
- What do you call a yogurt in a cowboy hat? A dairy queen.
- How does a yogurt say goodbye? It waves a spoon!
- Why did the yogurt love playing chess? Because it’s a cultured game.
- What’s a yogurt’s favorite vehicle? A spoon-mobile!
- What do you call a yogurt that makes a promise? A pledging probiotic.
- Why don’t yogurts use dating apps? They’re afraid of being swiped left in the fridge.
- What do you call a yogurt that loves dancing? A belly dancer.
- What’s a yogurt’s favorite pet? A spoon dog!
- Why did the yogurt go to the concert? Because it was a fan of Cream!
- Why don’t yogurts like hot temperatures? They risk becoming a melt-down!
- Why did the yogurt go to the casino? It wanted to play the fruit slots.
- Why did the yogurt always carry an umbrella? Because it didn’t want to curdle in the rain!
- What does a yogurt do on a sunny day? Bask in the spoonlight.
- What’s a yogurt’s favorite scary movie? “The Ex-fruit-ist.”
- What’s a yogurt’s favorite flower? A daisy, it’s a dairy thing.
- Why did the yogurt get a promotion? Because it had the culture the company needed!
- Why did the yogurt write a will? Because it wanted to leave its cultures to its children.
- Why was the yogurt good at yoga? Because it was so flexible!
- Why did the yogurt go to the bakery? It wanted to be a tart!
- Why did the yogurt call customer service? It had a problem with its fruit at the bottom!
- How does a yogurt answer the phone? “Yogurt to be kidding!”
- Why did the yogurt stop the movie? Because it was on a roll!
- Why did the yogurt get in trouble at school? It was caught spooning in the cafeteria!
- What’s a yogurt’s favorite superhero? Dairydevil.
- Why did the yogurt never get lost? Because it always followed the lactic way!
- What’s a yogurt’s favorite game? Hide and fruit-seek.
- Why was the yogurt so secretive? It had hidden layers!
- Why did the yogurt visit the beach? It wanted to feel the grains!
- Why did the yogurt break up with the banana? It felt things were getting too sliced up.
- Why did the yogurt apply to be an astronaut? It wanted to experience zero-gravity spooning!
- Why did the yogurt join the circus? It wanted to be a part of the juggling act, it was tired of being spooned all day!
- What does a yogurt use to fish? A spoon!
- Why did the yogurt want to become a poet? It felt it had some deep layers to express!
- Why was the yogurt a good politician? It knew how to culture votes!
- Why did the yogurt become a detective? Because it was good at uncovering things!
- Why did the yogurt go to school? It wanted to be a smarty-pants, not just a smarty-pot!
- How does a yogurt stop a fight? By screaming, “Let’s cool down and be cultured!”
- What’s a yogurt’s favorite mathematical shape? A scoop.
- Why did the yogurt stay home on Friday night? It was feeling a little sour.
- Why did the yogurt get a time-out? It wouldn’t stop throwing tantrums!
- Why was the yogurt great at parties? It knew how to stir things up!
- Why did the yogurt fail the test? It had a memory like a sieve!
- Why did the yogurt go to the disco? It had some smooth moves!
- Why was the yogurt a successful entrepreneur? It knew when to take a whisk!
- Why was the yogurt so easy to talk to? It was a good llistener!
- What’s a yogurt’s favorite day of the week? Sundae.
- Why did the yogurt go to the orchestra? It loved the sound of spooning.
- Why was the yogurt afraid of the freezer? It didn’t want to become a froyo!
- Why did the yogurt get an award? Because it was the cream of the crop!
- Why did the yogurt go to the barber? It wanted to get a fresh cut…fruit!