150 whale puns
- Whale, what do we have here?
- That’s a whale of a tale!
- You whale-come for the fun.
- Stop blubbering around.
- Keep it reel, my dear!
- I’m feeling fin-tastic today.
- Whale you be my friend?
- Whale, that’s a surprise!
- I whale always love you.
- Having a whale of a time.
- You’re so krill-iant.
- That’s a fluke of nature.
- Don’t spout nonsense!
- Keep your blowhole shut.
- Don’t take it for granted, be-grateful.
- Just breaching the surface of the issue.
- Whale, that escalated quickly.
- Just whaley good at what I do.
- You’re fin-credible!
- Whale, that’s a deep thought.
- I’m a little over-whale-med right now.
- I’m feeling a bit e-mocean-al.
- That’s quite a pod-uctive idea.
- Whale you marry me?
- I can’t beluga it!
- That was orca-ward.
- You’re whale-y attractive.
- Don’t make a whale and cry over it.
- Keep your chin up, or the crown slips, krill-ty as charged.
- I whale not accept that.
- Orca-n you see the truth?
- You’ve got that glow, you’re looking blubbery.
- Now that’s a whale-thy discussion.
- Do you krill-ieve in magic?
- You’re the least bit-fin-tive.
- You’re a good catch, don’t let anyone spout otherwise.
- Don’t be a beach, join the pod.
- You whale never walk alone.
- Whale, it’s about tide!
- You’re having a splash of a time!
- Whale be seeing you.
- Whale done, my friend.
- I am dolphin-ately up for it.
- That’s a barna-kool idea.
- Make a splash, be the whale.
- You’re spouting wisdom.
- You’re having a killer (whale) time.
- Let’s dive right into it.
- Stay hydrated, you look a bit beached.
- Whale, isn’t that a sight for sore eyes!
- Now, that’s a cetacean of the situation.
- Whale, that’s what I call high tide!
- Seize the day, carpe diem, carpe cetacean.
- Let’s make some waves!
- I am not shore about it.
- Never trust a dolphin, they’re full of porpoise.
- It’s a tide-iculous situation.
- I’ve got a whale of an appetite.
- Sea you later!
- That’s a whale done job.
- You’re looking whale, buddy.
- Keep clam and carry on.
- Having a fin-tastic day.
- Feeling whaley good today.
- You’re spouting nonsense.
- No blubbering, please.
- Life’s a breach.
- Whale, we have a situation here.
- Keep your friends close and anemones closer.
- That’s a whaley big problem.
- Whaley interesting.
- Don’t spout off at me.
- You look krill-er today!
- Whale be back!
- That’s a blubber-buster!
- You’ve made quite a splash!
- That’s a whale of an issue.
- We’re making waves now!
- You’re fin-omenal!
- I’m on porpoise.
- You’re a whale of a friend.
- Just breeching the subject now.
- Be the best version of your-swim.
- Don’t be koi, be krill.
- Stay fin-tastic.
- I’ll love you till the end of the tide.
- Let’s seal the deal.
- You’ve got a whaley good sense of humor.
- Whale, that was unexpected!
- Fin-tastic job.
- This is orca-some!
- Don’t flounder around.
- It’s better to be over the gill than under the sea.
- Whale hello there!
- You’re no guppy, you’re a shark!
- Don’t scale back on your dreams.
- We make a great team, let’s keep swimming.
- Whale, aren’t you a breath of fresh air.
- Let’s not squ-id about this.
- Whale, that was a krill-er performance.
- Do you have any-fin to declare?
- Whale, isn’t this fintastic!
- I think you’re swell!
- It’s always better down where it’s wetter.
- Whale, aren’t you the big fish!
- I’m feeling a bit out of my depth here.
- Your plan sounds solid, it’s not full of holes.
- We’re not drifting apart, we’re just going with the flow.
- The whale is my oyster.
- You’re my anchor, you keep me grounded.
- Whale, that’s a load off my mind.
- You shore look happy today.
- Whale, isn’t that a turn of the tide.
- Going with the current, are we?
- Whale, isn’t this a fin flip of a situation.
- Don’t krill my vibe.
- You have a whale of a personality.
- Let’s not breach the subject.
- I’ve got a whale of a problem.
- I’m all at sea here.
- The tide is high, but I’m holding on.
- Whale, isn’t that a wave of relief.
- Now, there’s a whale of a thought.
- Stop carping and start doing.
- That was a dolphin-ate success.
- Don’t clam up now.
- Don’t be a drip, take the plunge.
- I’m riding the wave of success.
- Let’s just wave this off.
- Go with the flow, let it go.
- Let’s tide-y up this place.
- Whale, isn’t this a deep dive.
- Time and tide wait for no man.
- Let’s ride the tide.
- We’re in the same boat.
- It’s okay to feel a little washed up.
- The world is your oyster.
- Don’t go overboard with it.
- There’s plenty more fish in the sea.
- I feel like a fish out of water.
- You’re dolphinitely the best.
- Have a whaley great day.
- That’s a load of pollocks.
- You’re turtley awesome.
- Don’t be shellfish.
- I’m eeling over with laughter.
- You’re fintastic just the way you are.
- Stop fishing for compliments.
- That’s reel-y funny.
- You’re krilling me with kindness.