77 tan jokes
- Why don’t sunbathers play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
- Why was the math book afraid of the sun? Because it didn’t want to get a tan line!
- What do you call an attractive sunbather? A tan-ten!
- What did the cosine say to the tangent at the beach? You’ve got a sine of a tan!
- What did the beach say to the people? I’m shore you’ll get a great tan here!
- Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter and improve its tanning skills!
- Why don’t secrets work at the beach? Because the waves spill the beans, and the sands tell-tale!
- What do you call an overcooked math problem? A tan burn!
- What do you call a sunbather with a map? A tan navigator!
- Why was the math problem hanging out at the beach? It wanted to become a tan-gram!
- How does the sun greet the beachgoers? “Tan-tastic to see you!”
- Why did the baker go to the beach? He needed a perfect bun tan!
- What did the skin say to the sun? “I’m basking in your glow!”
- Why did the bank robbers go to the beach? They heard it was a great place to launder and tan!
- What do you call a suntan that tells a story? A tan-tale sign!
- Why was the scarecrow a great sunbather? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What’s a beach bum’s favorite math subject? Tan-gometry!
- Why don’t programmers get tans? They avoid the Sun to prevent Java burns!
- What did the sunblock say to the skin? “I’ve got you covered!”
- Why did the beach blush? Because the sun gave it a compliment!
- Why don’t mathematicians get tans? Because they can’t integrate without limits!
- What do you call a math teacher at the beach? A tangent!
- What does a sunbather read during summer? Tan-nyson’s poetry!
- Why was the sun a great musician? It always had the hottest beats!
- What did the sun say to the tourist? “I’m flattered you came out to see me!”
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms at the beach? Because they make up everything, even the tan lines!
- What’s a comedian’s favorite type of tan? A stand-up tan!
- Why do authors like going to the beach? They can always work on their novel-tans!
- Why did the music note get a tan? It wanted to be sharp, not flat!
- What do you call a math textbook that loves to sunbathe? A tan-talizing read!
- Why was the detective good at sunbathing? He always cracked the case on tan lines!
- Why do poets make great sunbathers? They bask in the sonnets!
- What did the beach say to the tan? “Sand you very much!”
- What do you call a math problem that loves summer? A tan-fan!
- Why did the sun never go to college? It already had a thousand degrees!
- Why was the sun upset with the clouds? They were throwing shade!
- Why was the math equation a great sunbather? It always had the right angle!
- Why did the rectangle go to the beach? It was tired of being a square!
- Why did the tomato turn red at the beach? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What did the sun say to the moon? “You may have phases, but I’ve got flare!”
- Why was the computer cold at the beach? It left its Windows open!
- What’s a sunbather’s favorite drink? Tan-g!
- Why did the beach break up with the sun? It felt like they were drifting apart!
- Why was the sand wet? The sea-weed!
- What do you call a sunbathing cat? A tan-tabby!
- Why don’t vampires like sunbathing? They’re afraid of catching tan-sylvania!
- What did the sunscreen say to the beach towel? “I’ll protect the people, you just soak up the compliments!”
- Why did the sunbather bring a shovel to the beach? To dig up some tan lines!
- Why did the music note get a tan? Because it wanted to go from a B to a B sharp!
- Why did the skeleton go to the beach? To work on its tan-bones!
- What’s the favorite subject of sunbathing scientists? Photosyntan-sis!
- What’s a sunbather’s favorite piece of jewelry? A tan-gle!
- Why did the sun go to therapy? It had a flare for drama!
- Why was the beach upset with the sunbather? He took too much for sand-ted!
- Why did the tan go to the party? To be the life of the bask!
- Why did the clock go to the beach? It wanted to have some tan-time!
- What’s a lifeguard’s favorite math problem? Finding the tan-gent line!
- Why did the surfboard get a tan? It wanted to look board-tiful!
- What’s a sunbather’s favorite fruit? Tan-gerine!
- Why did the lemon go to the beach? It wanted to be a sun-kissed citrus!
- Why did the cowboy go to the beach? He wanted to get a wild west tan!
- What’s a pirate’s favorite way to tan? Tan the seven seas!
- Why don’t ice cubes go sunbathing? They have a melt-down!
- Why did the calendar go to the beach? To get a date with the sun!
- What’s a computer’s favorite way to tan? A byte of sunshine!
- Why did the dinosaur go to the beach? To get a Jurassic tan!
- What’s an artist’s favorite kind of tan? A tan-gogh!
- What’s a sunbather’s favorite sport? Baske-tan-ball!
- Why did the snowman refuse to sunbathe? He didn’t want to have a meltdown!
- Why did the snake go to the beach? To get a scale-tan!
- Why did the light bulb go to the beach? To get a bright idea for a tan!
- Why did the coffee go to the beach? To get a sun-roast!
- What’s a sunbather’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day!
- Why did the soda can go to the beach? To get a poppin’ tan!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why was the sun so bright? It just took a light shower!
- What did the sun say to the beachgoers? You guys are radiant!