77 tan jokes

  1. Why don’t sunbathers play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
  2. Why was the math book afraid of the sun? Because it didn’t want to get a tan line!
  3. What do you call an attractive sunbather? A tan-ten!
  4. What did the cosine say to the tangent at the beach? You’ve got a sine of a tan!
  5. What did the beach say to the people? I’m shore you’ll get a great tan here!
  6. Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter and improve its tanning skills!
  7. Why don’t secrets work at the beach? Because the waves spill the beans, and the sands tell-tale!
  8. What do you call an overcooked math problem? A tan burn!
  9. What do you call a sunbather with a map? A tan navigator!
  10. Why was the math problem hanging out at the beach? It wanted to become a tan-gram!
  11. How does the sun greet the beachgoers? “Tan-tastic to see you!”
  12. Why did the baker go to the beach? He needed a perfect bun tan!
  13. What did the skin say to the sun? “I’m basking in your glow!”
  14. Why did the bank robbers go to the beach? They heard it was a great place to launder and tan!
  15. What do you call a suntan that tells a story? A tan-tale sign!
  16. Why was the scarecrow a great sunbather? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  17. What’s a beach bum’s favorite math subject? Tan-gometry!
  18. Why don’t programmers get tans? They avoid the Sun to prevent Java burns!
  19. What did the sunblock say to the skin? “I’ve got you covered!”
  20. Why did the beach blush? Because the sun gave it a compliment!
  21. Why don’t mathematicians get tans? Because they can’t integrate without limits!
  22. What do you call a math teacher at the beach? A tangent!
  23. What does a sunbather read during summer? Tan-nyson’s poetry!
  24. Why was the sun a great musician? It always had the hottest beats!
  25. What did the sun say to the tourist? “I’m flattered you came out to see me!”
  26. Why don’t scientists trust atoms at the beach? Because they make up everything, even the tan lines!
  27. What’s a comedian’s favorite type of tan? A stand-up tan!
  28. Why do authors like going to the beach? They can always work on their novel-tans!
  29. Why did the music note get a tan? It wanted to be sharp, not flat!
  30. What do you call a math textbook that loves to sunbathe? A tan-talizing read!
  31. Why was the detective good at sunbathing? He always cracked the case on tan lines!
  32. Why do poets make great sunbathers? They bask in the sonnets!
  33. What did the beach say to the tan? “Sand you very much!”
  34. What do you call a math problem that loves summer? A tan-fan!
  35. Why did the sun never go to college? It already had a thousand degrees!
  36. Why was the sun upset with the clouds? They were throwing shade!
  37. Why was the math equation a great sunbather? It always had the right angle!
  38. Why did the rectangle go to the beach? It was tired of being a square!
  39. Why did the tomato turn red at the beach? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  40. What did the sun say to the moon? “You may have phases, but I’ve got flare!”
  41. Why was the computer cold at the beach? It left its Windows open!
  42. What’s a sunbather’s favorite drink? Tan-g!
  43. Why did the beach break up with the sun? It felt like they were drifting apart!
  44. Why was the sand wet? The sea-weed!
  45. What do you call a sunbathing cat? A tan-tabby!
  46. Why don’t vampires like sunbathing? They’re afraid of catching tan-sylvania!
  47. What did the sunscreen say to the beach towel? “I’ll protect the people, you just soak up the compliments!”
  48. Why did the sunbather bring a shovel to the beach? To dig up some tan lines!
  49. Why did the music note get a tan? Because it wanted to go from a B to a B sharp!
  50. Why did the skeleton go to the beach? To work on its tan-bones!
  51. What’s the favorite subject of sunbathing scientists? Photosyntan-sis!
  52. What’s a sunbather’s favorite piece of jewelry? A tan-gle!
  53. Why did the sun go to therapy? It had a flare for drama!
  54. Why was the beach upset with the sunbather? He took too much for sand-ted!
  55. Why did the tan go to the party? To be the life of the bask!
  56. Why did the clock go to the beach? It wanted to have some tan-time!
  57. What’s a lifeguard’s favorite math problem? Finding the tan-gent line!
  58. Why did the surfboard get a tan? It wanted to look board-tiful!
  59. What’s a sunbather’s favorite fruit? Tan-gerine!
  60. Why did the lemon go to the beach? It wanted to be a sun-kissed citrus!
  61. Why did the cowboy go to the beach? He wanted to get a wild west tan!
  62. What’s a pirate’s favorite way to tan? Tan the seven seas!
  63. Why don’t ice cubes go sunbathing? They have a melt-down!
  64. Why did the calendar go to the beach? To get a date with the sun!
  65. What’s a computer’s favorite way to tan? A byte of sunshine!
  66. Why did the dinosaur go to the beach? To get a Jurassic tan!
  67. What’s an artist’s favorite kind of tan? A tan-gogh!
  68. What’s a sunbather’s favorite sport? Baske-tan-ball!
  69. Why did the snowman refuse to sunbathe? He didn’t want to have a meltdown!
  70. Why did the snake go to the beach? To get a scale-tan!
  71. Why did the light bulb go to the beach? To get a bright idea for a tan!
  72. Why did the coffee go to the beach? To get a sun-roast!
  73. What’s a sunbather’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day!
  74. Why did the soda can go to the beach? To get a poppin’ tan!
  75. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  76. Why was the sun so bright? It just took a light shower!
  77. What did the sun say to the beachgoers? You guys are radiant!

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