150 radio jokes
- Why did the radio go to the school? Because it wanted to increase its frequency of knowledge!
- Why don’t radios make good detectives? They always broadcast their findings.
- What do you call a group of radios? A sound board.
- Why was the radio cold at the picnic? It left its Windows open.
- What’s the difference between a radio and a puppy? The radio doesn’t whine when it plays the blues.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of math? Frequency distribution.
- How does a radio catch a signal? It uses a net…work.
- Why did the radio break up with its antenna? It said they were on different wavelengths.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of clothing? Station-wear.
- What’s a radio’s favorite vegetable? A turn-ip.
- Why was the radio a good gardener? It was great at broadcasting seeds.
- How do radios say goodbye? “Tune in next time!”
- Why did the radio go to therapy? It had too much static in its life.
- Why was the radio so good at poker? It always knew when to fold ’em.
- Why do radios never get lost? They always stay on track.
- Why was the radio always happy? Because it always had a lot of treble.
- What do radios eat for breakfast? Static oats.
- Why do radios make bad secret agents? They’re always broadcasting their location.
- Why did the radio go to the concert? It heard there would be live bands.
- What did the radio say to its new antenna? “I’m picking up good vibrations.”
- Why did the radio join the circus? It wanted to be a part of the big broadcast.
- Why did the radio get an award? For outstanding reception.
- What does a radio say when it meets its favorite artist? “I’m your biggest fan!”
- Why did the radio become a baker? Because it loved to knead the dough.
- Why did the radio go to the gym? To boost its frequency.
- What’s a radio’s favorite game? Catch the frequency.
- Why did the radio call a plumber? Because of a leak in its streaming service.
- Why was the radio always stressed? Because it couldn’t turn off its thoughts.
- What’s a radio’s favorite holiday? New Year’s Eve. They love the countdown.
- Why was the radio a good baseball player? It had a great pitch.
- Why did the radio go to a party? To boost its social network.
- What’s a radio’s favorite dance? The twist, because it loves to tune.
- Why do radios make terrible magicians? They always reveal their tricks.
- Why was the radio a good boxer? It knew when to throw in the towel.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of bread? Whole-grain broadcast.
- Why do radios make good comedians? Because they know how to crackle you up.
- What do radios do when they get scared? They volume up.
- Why did the radio go on a diet? It had too much static weight.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of shoes? Airwaves.
- Why was the radio a great leader? Because it knew how to command the airwaves.
- What’s a radio’s favorite drink? Frequency fluid.
- What do you call a radio that works in a hospital? A radiologist.
- Why do radios make bad historians? They can only remember their last broadcast.
- Why was the radio always broke? Because it kept giving away free airtime.
- What’s a radio’s favorite exercise? The broadcast push-up.
- Why do radios make good spies? They can pick up signals.
- Why don’t radios make good parents? They talk too much and listen too little.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of cookie? AM&Ms.
- What does a radio say at a funeral? “Goodnight, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.”
- Why was the radio popular at parties? It was always tuned to the life of the party.
- Why did the radio go to college? To get a degree in Communications.
- What’s a radio’s favorite band? The Transistors.
- Why do radios make bad farmers? They’re always playing, never working.
- What do you call a boxing match between two radios? A sound-off.
- What do radios do on their day off? They chill out on the air couch.
- Why was the radio at the hockey game? It wanted to catch some cool frequencies.
- What do radios call a sad song? A static ballad.
- What did the radio say to the ghost? “You’re coming in loud and clear.”
- Why do radios always win at chess? They always know the next move.
- Why did the radio go to the beach? It wanted to ride the airwaves.
- What do you call a radio that tells jokes? A broadcast comedian.
- What do radios eat for lunch? Tunafish sandwiches.
- Why did the radio become a teacher? It was good at transmitting knowledge.
- Why do radios make terrible friends? They never let you get a word in edgewise.
- What’s a radio’s favorite movie? “The Sound of Music.”
- What did the radio say to the window? “You’re crystal clear.”
- Why was the radio a good runner? It always stayed on track.
- What’s a radio’s favorite candy? Frequency fudge.
- What do radios use to fix their antennas? Duct tape and good reception.
- Why did the radio get kicked out of the band? It couldn’t play anything but air guitar.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of literature? Broadcasting scripts.
- Why do radios hate the summer? The reception gets too hot.
- Why was the radio a good quarterback? It had a good arm-band.
- Why did the radio go to the bank? To make a sound investment.
- Why did the radio start a podcast? It wanted to be heard.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of car? A stereo.
- What did the radio say to the refrigerator? “You’re too cool for me.”
- Why did the radio join the army? To be a part of the air force.
- What do radios use to clean their screens? Static remover.
- Why did the radio become a politician? To control the airwaves.
- Why did the radio get a ticket? It played music too loud.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of sandwich? A tune melt.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of pasta? Spaghett-enna.
- What do radios wear to a wedding? Frequency frocks.
- What do you call a radio that only plays the blues? A sadio.
- What’s a radio’s favorite flower? A soundflower.
- What did the radio say to its ex? “I guess we’re not on the same frequency anymore.”
- Why don’t radios like rainy days? It messes up their reception.
- Why did the radio move to the city? To have a better range.
- What’s a radio’s favorite part of the house? The living room, where everyone listens.
- Why was the radio a good detective? It could pick up on any frequency.
- Why did the radio break up with its girlfriend? There was too much interference in their relationship.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of tea? Chamomile, to soothe the static.
- What’s a radio’s favorite snack? Pop-corn.
- Why don’t radios make good chefs? They always broadcast the secret recipe.
- Why did the radio get a promotion? It was good at networking.
- Why was the radio a good journalist? It had an ear for news.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of exercise? Frequency flexes.
- What do you call a radio that sings? A radioke machine.
- Why did the radio become a swimmer? To dive into the waves.
- What do you call a radio that can predict the future? A radionostic.
- Why did the radio get a pet bird? It liked tweets.
- What did the radio say to the oven? “You’re too hot to handle!”
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of pet? A soundhound.
- Why was the radio a good actor? It always played its part.
- What do radios drink at the bar? Sound-wisers.
- What do you call a radio that keeps repeating itself? A broken record.
- Why do radios make bad lifeguards? They can’t stop broadcasting to save a life.
- Why did the radio go camping? To broadcast from the wild.
- What’s a radio’s favorite time of day? Prime-time.
- Why was the radio a good artist? It knew how to draw a crowd.
- Why did the radio start a blog? It wanted to be heard, not just tuned.
- Why was the radio always sleepy? It was always up with the dawn.
- What’s a radio’s favorite place to vacation? The Gulf of Mexico – to get the best AM reception.
- What do radios wear to formal events? Sound suits.
- Why do radios never go on strike? They don’t like dead air.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of tree? A trans-mit-tree.
- Why did the radio go to the casino? To play the slots… machine.
- Why did the radio get a job at the supermarket? It liked to check out the sound bites.
- What’s a radio’s favorite dessert? Sound sundaes.
- Why did the radio go to the doctor? It had a bad case of the blues.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of fish? The Broad-castfish.
- What do radios do at the gym? Sound lifts.
- Why did the radio go to a comedy show? To collect some sound bites.
- Why was the radio bad at tennis? It kept serving up faults.
- What do radios say when they’re shocked? “Oh my static!”
- Why did the radio fail its driving test? It couldn’t get the signals right.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of bird? A songbird.
- What did the radio say to the telephone? “Stop interrupting my broadcasts!”
- Why did the radio go to the zoo? To broadcast the animal sounds.
- What’s a radio’s favorite card game? Frequency poker.
- Why did the radio go to the tailor? To adjust its frequency fit.
- What do you call a radio with no antenna? A silent box.
- Why was the radio a good coach? It knew how to motivate the team.
- Why do radios make bad pets? They’re always begging for attention.
- What’s a radio’s favorite pizza topping? Anchovies – it loves the sound of the sea.
- What’s a radio’s favorite song? “I Heard It Through the Grapevine.”
- What’s a radio’s favorite book? “The Sound and the Fury.”
- Why did the radio become a pilot? To catch the highest frequencies.
- What did the radio say to its therapist? “I feel like I’m just background noise.”
- What do radios like to do in their free time? Chill out on the sound couch.
- Why did the radio join a band? To make some noise.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of cheese? Frequency fondue.
- What do radios use to decorate their houses? Soundscapes.
- Why was the radio a good swimmer? It was always in the stream.
- Why did the radio get a cat? It wanted someone to tune out with.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of joke? Sound puns.
- What’s a radio’s favorite type of fruit? A broadcast-erine.
- Why did the radio become a writer? To put its thoughts on air.
- What’s a radio’s life motto? “Tune in or tune out, but never be out of tune.”